Get That Sunny Alaskan Tan, All Year Round!
Palin had a tanning bed installed in the Alaska's governor's mansion. She could see Russia from that tanning bed. [ Ezra Klein ]
Look into Barack Obama's very soul with a theocrat/secularist ass thermometer that also appears to be a hypnosis device. [ BeliefNet ]
Palin is trying to get some hockey moms to wear a button that features this nautical star thing popular with emo heroin addicts. [ Jonathan Martin ]
Despite "not wanting to judge" gay people, Palin's church has a history of trying to "cure" gay people, with Jesus! [ Andrew Sullivan ]
In a new teevee commercial, Obama exposes McCain's corrupt secret handshakes with lobbying fatcats like President Bush. [ Crooks and Liars ]
Bored out of her mind, Cindy McCain begins public ladyfeud with the mental cases on The View , even the weepy conservative one! [ Fresh Intelligence ]