In addition to his shamefully abandoned 20-years-younger half brother who he met exactly once, Barack Obama also has a grandmother living in Kenya. (This is the lady you used to see photographed with a chicken all the time.) This grandmother has a solar panel on her roof, and thieves tried to steal it under cover of darkness, and now Mrs. Obama fears for her life. What business does Al Gore have terrorizing Barack Obama’s grandmother like that? [Daily Nation]
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Who’s the white dude next to the black chick?
She has ever gotten over having a half-breed bolt of cloth in the family?
Hey, Walnuts! is putting his energy plan into action! A bit presumptuous though, don’t you think?
This grandmother has a solar panel on her roof, and thieves tried to steal it under cover of darkness
If a solar panel is stolen in the dark, how can you tell? Is this some kind of Zen?
Albert gore invented solar power
[re=95034]columnv[/re]: Fuck solar power, Gore invented the fucking sun!!!!
Obama’s Grandma is Tituba??
Solar Panels? They have hippies in Africa now? Globalization truly is a thing of beauty. You know Lexis and the Olive Tree and whatnot?
They use solar power in Kenya and we’re still using coal?
Hey Barry. There’s lots of rooms at the White House. Grammy won’t get any better police protection anywhere.
Al Gore is a true American, which means he can steal whatever he wants, you Wonkettes.
And I agree with columnv, since Al Gore invented solar power while sunbathing one day, all solar panels TECHNICALLY belong to him. Just like I always have to let
Nikola TeslaThomas Edison (I’m a true blue American, too)turn on the lightbulbs in my house when he comes over.Maybe Cindy McCain thought the solar panel contains Vicodin.
Ahh! That was supposed to just say
Nikola Teslaturn on the lightbulbs in my house when he comes over.…is it me or is the world coming to an end? Lehmans Brothers is on verge of bankruptcy, AIG is circling the drain, Bolivia and Venezuela have kicked our ambassadors out of their country and now WAMU is looking like it might be on life support! Check your 401k’s people!!!
[re=95066]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: …oh yeah, and now people are stealing solar panels from old ladies!
Has anyone checked Boone’s ranch?
Do all elitists have sol-u-lar panels?
Well, we can hopeully put all that BS behind us now that oil is approaching only $100 a barrel and we’re going to drill some Alaskan Ho’s
[re=95066]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: got it under control here; yup, all tucked away in a coffee canned buried under the house with my shotguns and canned goods. Yup, gonna be okey dokey until the mighty Hopey saves us all in January.
[re=95066]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Looking at fivethirtyeight today, I’d say yes.
The US having fewer ambassadors is actually a sign of Bush’s smaller-government policies coming to fruition. Four more years!
[re=95045]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: But isn’t it “clean coal”? hahahh…
[re=95043]azw88[/re]: That’s Goodie Tituba to you
The most important thing we’ll learn from this election is that hybrid vigor has applications outside of livestock.
[re=95066]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Continuing o/t: It’s not just you; it’s the Repub shitstorm payback. Doncha’ know our fucking evil empire must completely collapse in order for all the infidels to be born again? Now, drink the Alaskan Kool Ade and calm the fuck down.
[re=95089]Rodney Badger[/re]: I hope your not joking cause I agree.
[re=95079]irisheyes[/re]: …I want to diversify my portfolio, do you know any Nuclear Bomb funds? Those have to be going through the roof right now!
I tried to tell you, but would anybody listen? Nooooo. So I’ll say it again. Liddy Dole is a total klepto.
[re=95080]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: …thanks for kicking me while I’m down. I’m heading to the store for another bottle of vodka, you want anything?
[re=95066]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Think about it this way: if the whole world economy does collapse, America is still gonna be the best place to ride out the storm. Even if you and I end up killing each other over a chicken bone in the ensuing race war, at least we’ll have a chicken bone to fight over, know what I mean?
Oh, if your not in the US, scratch all that: you’re fucked.
[re=95102]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yeah, some razor blades.
[re=95095]facehead[/re]: Serious. Obama’s first act as president should be to issue an executive order establishing his right to primae noctis. He’ll do it if he really loves America.
i blame teh chikenz…and “cover of darkness” whatever that is.
[re=95107]facehead[/re]: …Ive said it before and I will say it again, when the shit hits the fan I’m pawning all my shit, maxxing out my credit cards and heading for a country with a favorable exchange rate. Preferably a second world country(i guess that is one level above a third world country) because at least they know a little something about agriculture. Because I’m pretty sure once all of us “city slickers” begin to get hungry and try and head for the country side “Bubba” and “Cooter” aren’t going to be to happy to see us.
[re=95110]Rodney Badger[/re]: It is my own little pet theory, but my suspicion is that hybrids are often interesting people. Obama, Tiger Woods, The Rock, and a bunch of people I’ve met. Anecdotal evidence blows, and I’m more tired than a whore with five whore diamonds, but these are my thoughts.
Sounds like Palin’s son left Alaska with a secret energy/foreign policy mission. Keep track of Track!
On a seemingly unrelated event, Reagan did something similar with the panels installed by Carter on the roof of the White House.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/770971
[re=95126]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I wish I could convince you otherwise. Not incidentally: the “third world” “second world” “first world” distinction was initially a cold war thing, not an economic thing. First world countries are countries allied with the U.S., Second world countries are countries allied with Russia (ok, U.S.S.R., at the time), and third world countries were allied with neither (since neither the first world nor the second world gave a shit about being allied with poor countries, “third world” slowly came to mean “poor as crap”).
But if you want to go shack up with some former pinkos, be my guest.
[re=95143]facehead[/re]: …2.5 world?
[re=95083]mookworthjwilson[/re]:
Here in Texas we have 19 plants burning coal imported from Wyoming (the Texas/Wyoming ticket, get it?). As a result, TX has the worst environmental record of the lower 48.
[re=95132]facehead[/re]: Tiger is a great example. The best hybrids I’ve known have been Asian and something else. They have a head start because one half of the pairing is a genetically superior specimen to begin with. But what do I know? My race-envy is based entirely on anecdotal evidence. That said, this little discussion convinces me America should pay back all its debt to China in sex coupons.
[re=95162]Rodney Badger[/re]: Any sentence using “China” and “sex coupons” has to be true. But are you sure you’re not just saying that because Asian chicks are steaming hawt sexual creatures?
[re=95152]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You wanna go to iceland? I don’t know. I do know that Jews in Russia get treated like complete garbage, and so I guess that black dudes won’t be fairing so well there either. MAYBE Cuba, maybe. But at this point I’m all out of piss and vinegar.
This is exactly why I keep my solar panel under lock and key in my basement.
[re=95192]sezme[/re]: My solar panels are powered by coal.
“Under cover of darkness?” Just because the thieves were black doesn’t mean you have to be a huge racist about it. Geez.
[re=95132]facehead[/re]: Well, your pet theory is true…Darwinism. People ultimately inherit the best traits. In like 300 years we’ll all look like Obama and Tiger Woods. So, you’re really voting for the future rather than some pure-bred inbred. You ever see some of those pure-bred dogs? They have all kinds of screwed up genetic diseases. Kinda like the royalty and hill/snow billies
[re=95143]facehead[/re]: Shacking up with former pinkos is awesome. Give it a try sometime. 2nd world is the way to go.
[re=95171]facehead[/re]: Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever had a first-world relationship more than a week. Those second world-ers know how to keep you happy. I’d consider moving to Alaska if it were filled with Russians
[re=95288]Borat[/re]: (nah nah nah nah nah tone) Borat luuvs Facehead Borat luuvs Facehead.
Borat and Facehead sitting in a tree, K*I*S*S*I*N*G.
First comes love,,
then comes marriage,
then comes the unexpected teen pregnancy followed by a huge cover up shaded by the gilded notion that you are both going to take on the ridiculous responsibility of raising a baby republican bastard child so that your mother can improve her political image among evangelicals.
SO THERE.
Al Gore will rue the day that he commited this treachery against Granny Obama once she puts a vodood spell on him that will make his dick fall off. But first she’s busy bringing WALNUTS! cancer back. You people have no idea of the power that Barry has on his side. She’s already sent those horrible hurricanes over to terrorize southern red states full of bitters. Come on GrannyO, bring that African Thunder!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygg2uWsKK6w
The original members of Grandma’s solar panel included Sol Hurok, Sunny Ade, Sonny Bono and Son House.
[re=95513]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Hey, wait. That’s “KING” Sunny Ade to you, Bro.
[re=95379]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: buttsecks makes babies? I guess I missed Barry’s age approprite sex ed back when I was being groomed.
How else are you going to power the sewing machines to make Muslin?
[re=95283]Borat[/re]: kinda late, but it is really early now. Morning coffee and all that.
I had to say, the “hybrid vigor” hypothesis is not equivalent to Darwinism…
Sure, hybrids are way less likely to develop atavisms (as inbreds are more likely to do), and so they are less prone to certain unhealthy genetic traits. By the claim that hybrids are healthier, in general, is still not a well tested hypothesis. Though, it seems, a lot of veterinarians think it is true. There is simply no good, or no good ethical way, to test hybrid vigor in animals, let alone humans.
my own little pet theory is that hybrid people tend to be a little more interesting, maybe they gotz more charisma. Something mildly gay like that. Barry’s got it, in spades.
HAW!
[re=95513]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Don’t forget Sun Ra.
At least they didn’t steal the refrigerator.
Kenya believe this? Buncha savages in that town.
Isn’t this the step-Grandma who used to be running around saying she was there when Barry was born in Mombosa?
Who would want her power cut?
Where is Captain Planet when you need him?
[re=95126]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: China needs English teachers, and at the moment Americans are still considered cool. Google “Teach English in China” and sign on with a government university.
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So was it an electric solar panel? Or one of those solar water heaters? They are pretty common here in China.
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[re=95107]facehead[/re]: In China, most people know how to raise their own food. In America, most people think it grows on the supermarket shelves.
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Would the profits of Obama Beer pay for a new panel? Maybe both an electric panel and a water heater?
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