LIES AND LYING TRASH  2:12 pm September 12, 2008

John McCain Buried In Pile Of Angry ‘View’ Hosts

by Sara K. Smith

Everything he says is garbage.What is the world coming to when the ladies on The View ask John McCain the toughest questions he’s gotten in weeks? And yet even these hardened journalists don’t follow up on one of his most infuriating talking points of this whole infuriating campaign, which is that he had to start running ads that were complete utter laughable bullshit lies because Obama didn’t want to debate him as often as McCain would have liked. This is akin to saying, “I was forced to smother your house in a truckload of diarrhea because you wouldn’t answer my phone calls.” Anyhow, here he is, squirming despicably. [Huffington Post]

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Terry September 12, 2008 at 2:18 pm

So, basically, they asked McCain if he really DID approve those ads with the lies in them and he half heartedly said they weren’t lies than changed the subject.

This is a man who would do anything to get elected.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm

I gotta give it to WALNUTS! on this one. I can barely stay in the same room with these girls on the teevee. I don’t know how he did it in real life.

Devil Anse September 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm

why are the ladies dressed in black?

shortsshortsshorts September 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Those little jerks.

snott September 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm

sweet baby jesus he’s old

apocalypsethen September 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm

no one will care, because people are stupid.

RubberSoul September 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm

[re=94670]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS! That’s how.

Texan Bulldoggette September 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Link to see Walnuts with 101 uncomfortable facial expressions. And to answer Whoopi, “Yes, you will have to go back to slavery. You’ve been acting a little uppity lately.”

(See 2nd clip from link above to understand.)

superfecta September 12, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I hope he slunk off with the stupid blonde Republican one at the end. She’d make a fine replacement for his current wife who is getting a little long in the tooth.

tunamelt September 12, 2008 at 2:28 pm

[re=94680]apocalypsethen[/re]: It ruins my life.

ColdCupofHope September 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm

At least he finally admitted that banning slavery was a good idea. Totally cleared the air on that one! Also, if you saw it, poor Hasselbeck had to play Lieberman during the whole thing, constantly helping Grampa with his answers. Finally–change that I can believe in… or at least, masturbate to.

Noodle Salad September 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm

He was confused because all the womins are supposed to like him now.

Should have used a well-timed gorilla joke to ease the tension.

madirishman September 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm

If Walnuts were a REAL Navy man, he would have smacked these uppity bitches and told them to mind their places–especially Joy Behar, who has the NERVE to live with a man outside of marriage (slut!). Then he should have told them to go moose-hunting with Caribou Barbie and bring home dinner for their menfolk and their chilluns. And why isn’t Elizabeth Hasselbeck at home squeezin’ out more babies, instead of taking up space on this godless, liberal Communist TV show?

If Walnuts wants to get elected, he better start cracking the whip more. Look at how he put Hockey Mom in her place–BEHIND him! That’s change we can believe in–back to the 1950′s!

Rush September 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm

oye – talk about menopause with these old yentas

BrutallyHonestBabes September 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Wait, you didn’t post the part where Elisabeth Hasselbeck recited the Pledge of Allegiance whilst jerking him off.

Gopherit v2.0 September 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

The wymmynz handed him his ass. After living as Cindy’s kept houseboy, you’d think he’d be used to it.

freakishlystrong September 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Next up; Rachel Ray bitch slaps him with a “sammy” and some “EEOV”…

Tawmn September 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Make no mistake. He will have Roe v. Wade overturned.

grendel September 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm

[re=94675]Devil Anse[/re]: They’re morning the death of Representative Democracy

ZippyD September 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm

Of course he’s lying bitches! What choice does the dude have?

McCain swore his troth to the dreamy mocha one, only to be scorned! Well now McCain sez fuck his luscious cappuccino ass! He’ll MAKE Obama love him! He WILL travel with him, and sit with him, and eat with him, and have quiet, special long walks, and cuddly talks with him. He WILL! If he has to go to Obama’s house and find a bunneh, dammit!

Borat September 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm

He probably thought the one in the middle was Michelle. You see, Michelle is black and so is that one.

JadedDIssonance September 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm

[re=94702]superfecta[/re]: Remember when she cried cuz she’s an ignorant white republican?

Monsieur Grumpe September 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm

That would have been more satisfying if they actually started hitting McCain with something. You know, more Jerry Springer like.

grendel September 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm

[re=94724]grendel[/re]: morning = mourning… now I’m mourning the death of spelling

memzilla September 12, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Stupid liberal reformist SCOTUS.

Back to strict interpretation of the Constitution, I say!

Vote for McCain and support the original Dred Scott decision!

I’m sure Caribou Barbie approves.

shortsshortsshorts September 12, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Just a thought, but I always thought the View was kindove the Republican response to Ellen (gay) and Oprah (black). Therefore this interview did not happen. It is actually a red herring placed by the devil to make you think the View is a watchable program, and LOOK WHAT IT HAS DONE.

Hunter Gathers September 12, 2008 at 2:43 pm

For about 5 seconds there, he was wishing he was back in the Hanoi Hilton, where he didn’t have to take any lip from from the women folk. How in the fuck is it that a bunch of clucking chickens can make the old man squirm, but everybody else kisses his ass 24-7?

ZippyD September 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm

I do have to admit he makes a damn good hostage. Credit where credit is due, you know.

randomsausage September 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Er, I don’t think Babs is going to get anywhere near SnowVagina after that! You go you octogenarian hottie you, I’d have loved to share a long martini lunch back in the 60s and then retired to your Upper East Side retreat….

Das Storminator September 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm

[re=94722]freakishlystrong[/re]: It’s EVOO, extra virgin olive oil. You have to say the whole thing so people know what EVOO, extra virgin olive oil, stands for.

shortsshortsshorts September 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm

[re=94732]grendel[/re]: Good Mourning!
Worst salutation ever.
Don’t worry, no one has a monopoly on grammar.

4tehlulz September 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm

[re=94735]memzilla[/re]: Who’s Scott and why should we dred him?


I Am Not Your Gary Busey September 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Thus goes American journalism.
When Whoopi & Joy Behar are asking tougher questions than anyone else on the TVs you know you’re fukt.

Servo September 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm

A strange televised stink competition.

Rush September 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Am I smelling some type of feminie hygene products oozing out of my graphical user interface?

slithy_tove September 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm

I wish they’d asked him why he constantly spins his wedding ring while observing Palin at the podium–and by observing, I mean checking out her ass.

gurukalehuru September 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Y’all are missing the point. They got him to say “I think Roe v. Wade was a bad decision.” Lots of women watch that show. Lots of stupid women who were probably unaware he felt that way. Captain Peachfuzz just fumbled away the election.

trophy(forparticipation)wife September 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Well among other things you see McCain’s lack of knowledge of Iran in his comment about Zoroastrians.

superfecta September 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

[re=94730]JadedDIssonance[/re]: That was hilarious. I know that as someone possessing two x chromosomes I’m supposed to watch this show, but in fact I’ve only ever seen clips on YouTube where the really vacuous one cries sad Republican tears.

edgydrifter September 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm

[re=94739]ZippyD[/re]: “My friends, I will do or say anything you want me to. Look! I’ll give one of these broads a foot rub–anything you say–just to make these harpies shut the hell up.”

ZippyD September 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm

[re=94740]randomsausage[/re]: Are you kidding me? They are all going to be totally under that icecntz spell! Have you not seen the saw she darts her little tongue tip out? And her iron-jawed, piercing (unblinking) stare? They will be all squishy and giggly for her, mark my words.

Gopherit v2.0 September 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm

[re=94749]Rush[/re]: You have a gooey GUI?

Texan Bulldoggette September 12, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Looks like he wanted to call Joy or Baba a c*nt. I think he figured out that would be a bad move, but he was seriously starting to get pissed. If these yakkers can do that to him, he’ll be throwing a punch at Hopey during the debates.

ZippyD September 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

[re=94763]ZippyD[/re]: no, not saw–way. the way.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend September 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

It is a shame that McCain’s toughest interview to date, and probably the toughest he is going to have, is from the hens on the View. Babawa, I fucking salute you.

Rush September 12, 2008 at 2:56 pm

[re=94766]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:

yeah, I had a private moment with Barbara Walters on the video.

Hunter Gathers September 12, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Don’t worry Whoopi, he’s not going to make you a slave. But he would like you to be his housekeeper. After all, Crazy Eyes doesn’t have the opportunity to clean up thier 7 houses, with all the time she spends stoned out of her mind on pills and cutting checks to that dipshit daughter of hers.

JadedDIssonance September 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm

[re=94745]4tehlulz[/re]: It’s obvious from your obfuscated “handle” and obscure handsigns that you are one of the interneterati. I commend your fusing of popular culture and the latest political snarks! Welcome!

sati demise September 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm

[re=94736]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Ellen=rainbow colored.

Those women started good about the McCain advertisement lies, but then EPIC FAIL.

The follow up question should have been ‘what kind of ads would you run if Obama was participating in the town hall meetings?’
Why would that make any difference? Is it ethical to lie about your opponent in a political ad?
Christ, that nonsensical talking point from McNasty just drives me up the wall.

ReelectTilden September 12, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Walnuts only went on The View because its the only show left on TV with a host older than he is.

HomoPolitico September 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm

[re=94778]Hunter Gathers[/re]: Don’t forget gettin’ gangbanged by Marines on her private beach.

Borat September 12, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Barbara, you a wonderful. What happened to journalists like you.

Next time can you also ask “What does Palin have on you to make you pick her?”

(I’m guessing some video)

KittyKatMan September 12, 2008 at 3:05 pm

[re=94735]memzilla[/re]: Caribou Barbie thinks Dredd Scott is an comic book villain.

KittyKatMan September 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm

[re=94749]Rush[/re]: You’re smelling freshness like a summer morning breeze.

Miller September 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm

These are the problems that occur when a woman is allowed to speak at the same time as a man. They start asking……questions.

Strappo September 12, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Bullshit bullshit bullshit. No real and enduring problems are ever addressed. When there is no vision the people perish.

No, I am not pimping my blog. I’m pissed and depressed. We are truly fucked.

tunamelt September 12, 2008 at 3:08 pm

[re=94784]ReelectTilden[/re]: What about Huell Howser?

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 12, 2008 at 3:11 pm

[re=94754]gurukalehuru[/re]: Exactly. That was the money shot. I’ll give it to Grampy, though. It takes a certain amount of intestinal fortitude to say, “I believe Roe v. Wade was a bad decision,” in a room full of ovaries. What with him not having any and all.

Interesting turn McCain’s life is taking. Suddenly, he is the one off message. He seems to be spending far too much time trying to explain what Caribou Barbie is or is not bringing to the table and how her beliefs are affecting their platform. I like this development. He’s on the defensive!

nutshell king September 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm

[re=94702]superfecta[/re]: Oh please. You’d have to be on drugs to run off with Jamaiccan.

ZippyD September 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm

[re=94783]sati demise[/re]: I was thinking the same thing!

Then I thought it must be a perfectly reasonable line of logic that is beyond my ability to comprehend. Because everyone just says, OK fine, after he peddles what to me looks like crazy, juvenile, asinine, unrelated bullshit excuses.

Must be totally out of my range, like a sound only dogs can hear.

The Lucky Republican September 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm

I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care!

I would hit it – and by “it” I mean Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Give the man a break. He’s not used to newfangled gadgets like the wireless picture telegraph.

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Still, I will grant McCain this: Going on The View makes his POW experience relevant for a change.

Hunter Gathers September 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm

An abosutely devastating compilation of WALNUT’S lies
The old man is completely full of shit. This is why I hate white people. And I speak as a fellow saltine fer Christ’s sake.

Hunter Gathers September 12, 2008 at 3:26 pm

[re=94793]HomoPolitico[/re]: I think I’ve seen it. ‘Girls Gone Wild At The McCain Compound’

Norbert September 12, 2008 at 3:29 pm

i hate to say it (really, I hate to say it) but I thought he kept his composure and gave answers that will play in Peoria or wherever. he put the best possible lipstick on the worst possible pig. and he didn’t smack any of them or have a stroke or anything. and there are an awful lot of trollops like that young blonde one who agree and such as.

our only hope is middle of the road ignorant vagina-americans who watch that show and pause for a second about his Roe v. Wade answer (if they even know what that is) — maybe who are all christianist in public or with their dipshit husbands but who know how dangerous it is to be screwing the mailman and need to keep their options open.

oh god, i’ve become a Bitterz.

natoslug September 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Holy fuck. I’m trying to think of something snarky here, but the fact that this could very well be the next President of the United States makes me ill. Well, he got one thing right in all this, and that’s that we are a “special nation.” All aboard the short bus, America!

Hooray For Anything September 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm

[re=94852]Norbert[/re]: According to TNR, McCain’s numbers are GOING UP! UP! The lesson of course, is blatantly lying, selecting inexperienced shrews as VP, and running scummy ads works.

Which we all knew.

We’re doomed, people. Doomed.

JSDC007 September 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm

They didn’t tell him he was losing his hair?

irisheyes September 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Jesus, that was painful to watch. I kept looking at Whoopi whose expressions varied from quiret exasperation to downright fear.

bess marvin, girl detective September 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm

[re=94718]Rush[/re]: what the fuck is your problem, you misogynistic thunderdouche. these women just asked tougher questions than any of the MEN on the other news programs you watched and yet all you can talk about is “yentas” and other bullshit. and what’s worst? YOU AREN’T FUNNY.

if anything, joy behar and co. hopefully showed people how unprepared john mccain is to lead this country. he has given up EVERYTHING including his own personal beliefs just to be called president of the united states. he stands for nothing which means he’ll fall for anything.

back to my original point, sara, disemvowel this asshole.

StripesAndPlaids September 12, 2008 at 4:01 pm


“one of his most infuriating talking points of this whole infuriating campaign, which is that he had to start running ads that were complete utter laughable bullshit lies because Obama didn’t want to debate him as often as McCain would have liked.”

I have heard this argument time and time again and it is the most laughable, assinine and dishonest statement of the campaign! If you don’t do what I want, then I will be forced to call you a vapid, sexist, snobby know-nothing pedophile. Don’t blame me, it is your decision. ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!

trh September 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm

[re=94811]tunamelt[/re]: Unfortunately Huell Howser only airs on California Public Television Stations — sometimes Las Vegas and Oregon, but pretty much only California. I have had the great pleasure of introducing his fine program to many of my friends who relocated here from places that are all the poorer because they are sans Huel Howser and California’s Gold.

Side note: I went to one of his places he visited because it was near me, and all anyone was talking about (they were all of the McCain demographic) was that Huel was standing RIGHT there, or went down THIS aisle.

TGY September 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm

WALNUTS! dances a little sidestep pretty well.

TGY September 12, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Also, ‘ur peeps has an angry’.

edgydrifter September 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=94917]trh[/re]: Huell Howser–the biggest, baddest, gayest Marine ever to trod the public airwaves in size 15 waffle-stompers–would do very, very bad things to that candy-ass flyboy. And he would do them with near-inexplicable levels of enthusiasm.

shortsshortsshorts September 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=94926]TGY[/re]: I see your side step and raise you a barack roll:

For you.

Hamster September 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm

I see he still holding that invisible skull between his palms, you know, the one he holds every time he lies about lying.

Hamster September 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm

God has a plan for this nation? I’m assuming they don’t yet know what it is, otherwise he is calling god a fuck-up. You’re free to believe in whatever you want, as long as it ain’t not Christianity.

irisheyes September 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm

[re=94818]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: I hadn’t looked at it like that, WLANUTZ is having to explain himself and is no longer on the attack. And, his repeated message is getting to sound old; people want answers after a while- especially the independents- not just the same “she’s gonna reform all of Washington” bullshit.

Thanks for helping me see it another way, kind of made my weekend. I wonder what other crazy nonsense Palin will say in the next part of the interview?!

regisgoat September 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=94917]trh[/re]: Remember when they went after his doddering old behind on The Simpsons? (Hint: the character literally falls off the turnip truck.) I bet a lot of non-Californians didn’t realize that he was based on a real person. Hauser’s tour of Agate Beach in Ft. Bragg, Ca, was especially magic; he was like the little kid asking “Why is there air?”

jimh September 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Well, he made it through that without using the word “cunt”.
So, from his campaign’s POV: Total Success!

ladymacbeth September 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

barbara has nice gams for a lady of her years.

actually for any years.

Borat September 12, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Please don’t unleash the crackz snowbilly training team on Walnuts, this election will just become more unfunny. Plus he doesn’t have as pretty eyes as hers when he bats them at me

Gopherit v2.0 September 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Heh. Barry’s campaign said this in response to McCain’s appearance on the View:

Today on “The View,” John McCain defended his campaign’s latest ad campaign, which has been debunked repeatedly as both false and sleazy. In running the sleaziest campaign since South Carolina in 2000 and standing by completely debunked lies on national television, it’s clear that John McCain would rather lose his integrity than lose an election.

NoWireHangers September 12, 2008 at 8:37 pm

I just watched it. All I have to say is that I never thought I’d see the day when The View would make me proud. Good job ladies, you skewered him. I thought WALNUTS! was going to punch Babwa at one point. Oh, to see WALNUTS! squirm. He’s lucky he picked Palin; she’s the only thing keeping him afloat, and it’s only a matter of time until the snowmobile she rode in skids off a cliff.

LittlePhatGuise September 12, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Oh Snap! Bab’s callin’ a Spade a Spade!

Run with that shit O.

moviechick September 12, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Holy crap, what has happened to Barbara Walters? I thought she would just sit back and let Joy Behar and Whoopi do all the work, but she took charge. She must be REALLY pissed.

SisterTruth September 12, 2008 at 11:00 pm

I am African American, and I am glad that somebody finally asked him about whether or not he plans to reinstate slavery. Since I’m sure he fondly remembers the 19th century when he was 20 years old, I think this is a legitimate question. I would also like to know what Sarah Palin is going to do when she sees a Black person for the first time.

TexasCowGirl September 13, 2008 at 12:17 am

Well that will teach Hasselbitch to talk shit behind Michelle Obama’s back ever again!

Oscar Folsom Cleveland September 13, 2008 at 1:49 am

Poor, poor Ol’ Man Cancercheeks….always getting picked on by teh womenz, he deserves so much better, having died for our sins in the Hanoi Hyatt and been reborn in the arms of his Viet-Namese bondage master, a Christian man who taught Juan how to draw crosses in the sand.

Meanwhile, back at Sarah Plain’s new home, the current precedent and his posse were looking for some change, or perhaps just feeling shamed:

Oscar Folsom Cleveland September 13, 2008 at 2:04 am

[re=94960]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: score!!

herodotus September 14, 2008 at 9:38 pm

SisterTruth: you and Whoopie should read the US Constitution before making snarky comments about it. Strict interpretation of the Constitution is a requirement for Supreme Court nominations, should McCain get to make any. A strict interpreter of the Constitution would not reinstate slavery because the 13th Amendment (which banned slavery in the US) is in the Constitution. And memzilla, that supersedes the original Dred Scott case.

I don’t even support McCain, I just hate when people get history wrong.

Texas2Step September 14, 2008 at 9:44 pm

[re=94675]Devil Anse[/re]: They wanted to be ready for the funeral in case he dropped dead on set.

Too soon….? A little harsh….?

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