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“Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago. ‘If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,’ Lacasse said.” [Central Florida News 13]

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  • AnnieGetYourFun

    The editor in me wants to stab Lacasse in the throat with a red pen.

  • Servo

    Cool, comfortable muslin.

  • ZippyD

    Fuck me. I’m not setting foot outside ever agin.

  • TGY

    Goddammit, this makes me mad! GET A BRAIN, MORAN!

    Who knew that Barry was so weavable into light dresses? On the other hand, I suppose he’s now a man of the cloth.

  • Devil Anse

    Half breeds scare me

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    What would a half-breed muslin feel like? What would it be bred with? Hemp? Acetate?

  • Borat

    Impressive. What font is that?

  • RaptorAvatar

    I hear he has sign next to it about how Barry’s plan for healtcare plan would make Linen proud.

  • BigBrainOnBrad

    Lacass half-wit moran.

  • mr.november

    The other half is silk.

  • V572625694

    Obama is more of a twill or a damask. But ould he really be 50 percent polyester? No way.

  • superfecta

    What about Hessians? I suppose we don’t really use hessian as a term for burlap in this country, but if we’re going to fear textiles, we might as well add them to the list. They’ve attacked us before, after all.

  • bhosp

    See this is actually so stupid that it automatically makes me think its a joke. Nothing about the context makes me go, “ah, this is satire” (unlike certain notable magazine covers) but there’s just something in my head that refuses to believe that anyone is actually this stupid.

  • Tawmn

    Barry is a gauzy fabric?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=94619]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: That’s a revision we can believe in.

  • regisgoat

    Half breed, how I learned to hate the word!

  • Squiggyfm

    Obama is “a type of finely-woven cotton fabric, introduced to Europe from the Middle East in the 17th century”? (thanks to McCain for wikipedia).

  • edgydrifter

    [re=94627]Borat[/re]: Modern Idjit Sans Serif

  • bhosp

    [re=94628]RaptorAvatar[/re]: WIN!

  • apocalypsethen

    people are so, so stupid. and this is why mccain–who head-to-head was losing to obama–is suddenly a popular choice because he picked a woman with no qualifications to be his running mate.

  • Dave J.

    The sign actually reads:

    “Obama half: breed muslin!”

    What this guy is trying to communicate is that the Obama half of the nation needs to develop improved muslin production facilities for the coming higher temperatures brought about by global warming. Duh.

  • BrutallyHonestBabes

    Gawd damn muslins. Go back to the fabric store where you belong!

  • edgydrifter

    No, Lacasse, rest easy and stay your vengeful club. Ain’t nobody going to touch that there sign of yours–in fact, I think it should be preserved in the Smithsonian for all eternity.

  • The Maverick formerly known as KevoTron

    Obama is a half-breed, “finely woven fabric”??? This changes everything.

    [re=94619]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Don’t you touch Lacasse! I demand more signs from this man pronto.

    I read your little blurb on Facebook about judging others based on poor grammar. When judging others- pause and ask yourself: Is our children learning?

  • UnindictedCo-conspirator

    The very nexus of comedy and tragedy, right there on Mr. Lacasse’s lawn.

    If Obama turns out to be a rayon blend, I am going to be very pissed off. Tell us the truth, Barry.

  • nyphotog

    A half breed muslin?! All this time I thought he was a Linenist.

  • sweetits

    Fucking Florida rednecks. I know, I live in America’s penis. Wonder where this asshat lives…

  • PioBaroja

    Apparently the other half is pure funk. Also, what kind of club? If I touch the sign do I get in the VIP?

  • ZippyD

    [re=94647]Dave J.[/re]: Or a Ghandiesque plea to take up our own weaving and thereby liberate ourselves from the oh-pressers?

  • Keram2
  • Voyou Charmant

    I finally contributed. but why wasn’t I credited as Wonkette’s official “signs made by angry old racist illiterate coot’s in Florida operative”?

    :(

  • KittyKatMan

    You can’t argue with people like this. It’s like arguing with a cockroach.

  • JadedDIssonance

    The Audacity of Dope.

    CSI tells me that the mix of capital and lowercase letters combined with an obvious deeply pressured hand means that the person who wrote this is a schizo ex-con.

  • EnBuenOra

    Yes but what’s the thread count???

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Wait, his name is “Obama”? I thought it was “Osama.”

    Still, you have to give him some credit. Unlike a McCain ad, there is some truth here.

  • Keram2

    This guy lives in “Barefoot Bay.”

  • Formerly Preferred

    Signs like this tear at the fabric of our society.

  • mmnothanks

    Are we supposed to be more surprised that this is in Florida or that it’s in front of a double wide?

  • Servo

    [re=94655]sweetits[/re]:
    Probably next door to the guy who shot the sky after Michelle’s speech at the DNC.

  • Da Derga

    Why do you all insist on skirting the issue when the only important question is Obama’a thread count?

  • SlithyTove

    I hate it when Elizabeth Hasselbeck gets her hands on some art supplies.

  • Da Derga

    [re=94667]EnBuenOra[/re]: beat me to it.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    I’m concerned about Andy. In the picture it looks like he hammered the nail in the wrong place (to the left of the ‘O’) removed the nail & hammered it into the right place (into the pole). Now how do you hammer the nail in the wrong place on a sign like this?? Or maybe he had used this board for target practice prior to writing his masterpiece on it. What a dingleberry.

  • Special Agent Jack Mehoff

    This truly showcases the blogs and their importance.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94655]sweetits[/re]: He lives about 15 minutes away from me. A coworker of mine lives directly across the street from him.

    I really do plan just randomly sneak up, on my tip toes, while someone plucks violin strings, and touch his sign. Then when he comes after me with the club we’ll blast yakety sax while he chases me around the trailer park.

  • Servo

    Is the Shroud of Turin muslin?

  • JadedDIssonance

    What this guy is really saying is that Barry has been skimping on the material for his new suits. Obvs part of the Garment & Tailors Lobby.

    Saving his Change(tm) for something else?

  • run_said_ran

    I swear to the Lord
    I still can’t see
    Why Democracy means
    Everybody but me.
    ~Langston Hughes, The Black Man Speaks

  • user-of-owls

    That’s not change we can cotton to, gauze willing.

  • FunkyPalmettoBug

    Time to pray to Mohanned.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94684]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Just think about how bad the sign would look if the nails were misaligned!

  • Dientes

    Dear Walnuts Campaign People,

    Please accept these free Sharpies and white painted planks to hand out at all your rallies. Encouraging your supporters to make his or her own personalized campaign sign is a great way to promote your progressive agenda from the grass-roots level. We strongly suggest you prioritize distribution of these supplies to people with as little education as possible (to discourage elitism).

    Yours truly,

    Dientes

  • EnBuenOra

    Forgetting the spelling error, would the guy’s complaint that Obama’s just not a full-breed Muslim ?

  • tunamelt

    I thought he was more of a corduroy.

  • Devil Anse

    Hope Ike doesnt veer towards his sign.

  • grendel

    [re=94635]bhosp[/re]: Nope. Not satire, that’s just Florida.

    We need to just saw it off right at the border and let it drift free… maybe it will run into Cuba and they’ll both sink.

  • JadedDIssonance

    [re=94658]Keram2[/re]: I gotcha. Greatest Piece of Art of All Time

    Quite the incendiary topic.

  • sweetits

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: let me know if you want back up, or help teaching him to spell. I wonder how many people will slowly drive up and down his block playing barry’s speeches loudly, just to piss him off?

  • user-of-owls

    Where do you suppose the Library of Congress is going to file this gem? Campaign literature? Folk art? Evidence refuting Darwinism?

  • SwanSwanH

    [re=94632]V572625694[/re]: Dri-Fit (TM), in deference to our Chinese overlords.

  • Servo

    XL Obamas are on clearance at Banana Republic.

  • JadedDIssonance

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: I’ve got that song playing nonstop in my head now. I see it all old-timey and full of Chaplainisms.

  • american mutt

    Being reminded of the fact that tons of people in this nation hate me because of whatever the hell, doesn’t bode well for my already lacking esteem.

    half breed?

    ugh.

    oh yeah, something snarky to say. um, I want to wipe my tears in muslin.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94706]sweetits[/re]: It would really solidify the Benny Hill imagery I’m hoping for if there were several of us running away from him in a cluster. We’ll need some girls in Bikinis too.

    I’m thinking people should periodically add their own signs.

  • jodyleek

    [re=94635]bhosp[/re]: No one is that stupid? Really? We have a two
    term prez who says “Nuculer” and a VP candidate who does the same…
    Yes, I’m afraid there are people who are just that stupid.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    Lacasse is just skert that he’d love the feeling of half-breed muslin on his skin.

  • rev_matt_y

    [re=94634]superfecta[/re]: Actually the Hessian mercenaries were hired by Washington to fight on the side of the Colonists. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Friday afternoon entertainment.

  • amorphous

    “When you use words in that nature, people tend to discount anything you have to say,” said Steve Rice. “If you’re going to attract attention, at least make sure your spelling is right.”

    Tru.

  • Sean O

    I can’t wait until McCain is elected and wankers like this get what they deserve.

    that’s all, no penis jokes this time. Maybe in the next post.

  • jodyleek

    [re=94726]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Love the Benny Hill imagery. Cindy Lou
    could certainly be the naughty nurse in this fantasy. Who is going
    to be the little bald guy Benny would rap on the head? Karl Rove?

  • intellijen

    look at him saving tax payers money by being machine-washable. good man!

  • sweetits

    [re=94726]Voyou Charmant[/re]: it must be done. someone has to save america.

  • obfuscator

    Reminds me of the sign I saw in January: “A vote for a Democrat is a vote for Islamic terrorism”.

    It reflects poorly on me, but I can’t decide what pisses me off more, the sentiment or the spelling error. There is NO EXCUSE for misspelling “Muslim” since that fateful day in September. Never forget!!!1!!11!

  • Hamster

    Why does he have a delicious sandwich waiting for whoever messes with the sign. …I hope there is cheddar on it, MMMMM.

  • JadedDIssonance

    [re=94738]rev_matt_y[/re]: Actually, Hessians also fought for the British. Regardless, it’s clear that we can’t trust fabrics.

  • WadISay

    [re=94668]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Actually, its Obama bin Biden.

  • ReelectTilden

    [re=94627]Borat[/re]: Batshit font, 16-point

  • sanantonerose

    A club? He’s just kidding. It’s actually a gun.

  • Bagglio Ordonez

    Finally, somebody who knows how to properly use a hyphen.

  • S.Luggo

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_Bay
    —- As of the census of 2000, there were 8,348 people. There were 5,108 housing units. The racial makeup was 98.9% White, 0.5% African American, and 0.4% from two or more races.
    The population was primarily retirees and senior citizens, over the age of 65. —-
    ****
    http://www.bbrd.org/
    *************
    Case closed.

  • superfecta

    [re=94760]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Very true, they fought on both sides, which must mean they are gay, which must mean they are into muslin…or something.

  • sanantonerose

    [re=94654]nyphotog[/re]: WIN

  • obfuscator

    Judging by the lettering, I think we might have found the Zodiac Killer.

  • Hamster

    I grew up in Central Florida, this guy is nothing special. If you stray from the interstate for even 5 minutes you will be surrounded by shitheads like this. I feel safer in downtown Baltimore than I did in Daytona or Orlando. …truly the limp dick of the US.

  • nyhfrog

    So…that means he’s voting for him?…right?

  • magic titty

    i think Barack can still get this voter – he’s still on the fence.

  • dano

    I wish everyone who felt this way would put a sign in their yard. It lets you know where the assholes live.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    I, for one, respect his First Amendment Right to look like a toothless, racist douchebag.

    Shine on, you living and breathing advertisement to the horrors of incest.

  • C-5

    [re=94748]Sean O[/re]: I agree. I was really on the Barry bandwagon for a while, but now that it’s clear the majority of our voting public is suffering from moderate to severe retardation, we might as well go out with a fiery bang.

  • Miller

    Ignorant southern racists have downgraded Obama from full Muslim to mere half-breed? That’s progress, right?

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  • sati demise

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Nothing that a well aimed paint ball gun could not fix.
    Really, you dont even have to go on his property, just aim and fire away!

    If you dont have access to a paint ball gun, then a accurate throw from a paint filled balloon would do in a pinch.
    I suggest someone with baseball pitching experience to be your point man.

  • sanantonerose

    [re=94671]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Double WIN

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=94671]Formerly Preferred[/re]: NICE. Me loves you.

  • Hamster

    Where’s my shades? …the future is too bright.

  • La Cieca

    Now, let’s be fair here. Mr. Lacasse actually was a pretty cool dude before the morans got his brain.

  • c-freak

    i’ll take muslin over walnuts! nasty naugahyde any day.

  • stew

    This is another reason the south should have been allowed to leave the country. Today it would be a third world nation full of fat, uneducated, redneck assholes begging for charitable grain shipments.

  • sanantonerose

    [re=94704]JadedDIssonance[/re]: That art is pretty fabulous! Those silly Brits and their fashion trends.

  • natoslug

    Finally, an open, honest discussion of the candidate’s moral fabric. What a sheethead.

  • jasonelias

    Some cracket made that sign.

  • sanantonerose

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: I’ve got a violin! Just the imagery alone is killing meeee….aahahaa. With quick speed motion like Benny Hill.

  • obfuscator

    [re=94787]magic titty[/re]: If I were canvassing this guy, I’d say, “So… would you say you’re ‘leaning Obama’, or still undecided… ? Perhaps hearing the senator’s position on LIHEAP subsidies would help you decide. Thanks, here’s some campaign lit… don’t forget to vote.”

  • Deepthroat

    I have the sudden urge for a road trip… I got me a big ‘ol pokin’ stick

  • sezme

    Wait, AngryBlakGuy’s last name is Lacasse?

  • jodyleek

    [re=94816]sanantonerose[/re]: And small fruits and nuts falling into
    ample bosoms.

  • MISTAHCOUGHDROP

    Maybe he meant half-off ? It’s fashion week, after all.

  • jimh

    The official Obama yard signs are just too expensive.

  • MISTAHCOUGHDROP

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: That is so cool. You actually know someone featured on Wonkette!

  • jimh

    [re=94828]obfuscator[/re]: Canvassing, nice.

  • heronimule

    bhosp: You’ve obviously never been to Florida. As a resident I must take issue with your satire theory. Our lax taxes/laws, the anonymity provided a state where everyone is from somewhere else, and the year-round child-rape friendly sunshine ensure an electorate so stupid that they’ve turned the gubernatorial election into a best tan contest (see our failed VP hopeful and definitely not gay Governor Charlie Crist). We should be disenfranchised :(

  • Iggy Plop

    This is what Merriam Webster.com says about the origins of “muslin”

    Etymology: French mousseline, from Italian mussolina, from Arabic mawṣilī of Mosul, from al-Mawṣil Mosul, Iraq
    Date: 1609

    From Iraq! See! Sure this Lacasse guy is crazy. Crazy like a fox, I say!

  • 2druk2phluq

    Gots me some hi qualities drinkables in da trailer over dare. No nigras loud if ya don’ mine. Me an the missuz gon’ put on the talkin’ box later awn. We gots us one uh dem vee-cee-are-uhs so we kin put on some romance vidyuhs, lahk Debbie Loves Dallas (the missuz luvs dat one). Had us a gator fer lunch, but ‘twuz mosly the las uh da gator. Did I meuhntion I don’ like dat half breed nigra dem Hawlywood queers gots runnin’ fer preznit? Sum bitches. Day best keep day hands off my yawd sine. I woop um wit dis stick ifn’z day don’.

    Erlene! Erlene! Wher’s mah chaw?

  • Krod

    People of Wonkette I am Krod you’re on the ground operative. I live next door to this man and his sign.

    I would like to say that the sign is also illuminated at night with the same light that used to illuminate his flag. Now the flag sits in darkness :(

  • obfuscator

    Barry’s also the anti-christ, right? Does that mean he’s also in cahoots with our dark lord Satin? Hail Satin!

  • BigDupa

    Can we put Florida on eBay?

  • peorgietirebiter

    did anyone happen to catch the thread count and price? i’ll check back, thanks

  • wallythepug

    I would have guessed that Barry was Sunbrella because, unlike Walnuts!, he can go outside without developing a melanoma in less than 60 seconds.

  • Viva la Cynthia

    [re=94669]Keram2[/re]: I hear its sister city is Slackjaw Junction, Alabama.

    Hilarious.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94795]sati demise[/re]: I was just thinking a long pole and slowly push it over.

  • Weeping Jesus

    I wept when I saw this.

    Of course, I weep at little things.

    Like that Iraq-sponsored 9/11 thing, for instance.

  • Weeping Jesus

    He was misquoted. He actually said, “I’ve got a schlub sitting over there,” as he pointed to his wife, proud owner of several molars.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94795]sati demise[/re]: I was just thinking a long pole and slowly push it over.

    [re=94816]sanantonerose[/re]: Absolutely! It needs to be done. Like sweetits said, someone needs to save America.

    I wonder if I could just talk him into chasing me for a few minutes. I’ll tell him it’s for the lulz, and so that he can show the other would-be ne’er-do-wells that he means business.

  • Voyou Charmant

    [re=94865]Krod[/re]: GET BACK TO WORK!

  • CivicHoliday

    Michelle Obama and her half-blood prince sleep on luxurious 600 thread count silk muslin sheets. What’s so wrong about that?

  • OzoneTom

    “The fabric of out lives”

  • OzoneTom

    …of our lives…

    Learn to spell MORANS!

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=94686]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Video, please.

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=94875]BigDupa[/re]:

    great idea!

  • Ilikepigeons

    that guy just gave me a great decorating idea!

  • Anita Cocktail

    C’mon, where’s that guy who likes to change the lyrics to songs?
    “Half-breed,
    That’s all I eveh heard.
    Half-breed,
    How I learned to hate the word.”
    Da-dum-da-da-DUM-DUM-DUM!

  • teebob2000

    [re=94627]Borat: Impressive. What font is that?[/re]

    Adult IQ 73 Sans Serif.

  • Schadenfried

    He’s pretty much lost his Caucasian Card Perk to say African-Americans are stupid. At least the one writing this post knows how to:

    a) Spell
    B) Tell the difference between a fabric and a religion.

  • Ilikepigeons

    This guy’s white hood is made of muslin

  • azw88

    [re=94687]Servo[/re]: The shroud is NOT one of theose infidel, hate mongrel-ing tourists!

  • teebob2000

    [re=94697]EnBuenOra[/re]: You missed his point: Hussain’s full-on muslin, but chocolate/vanilla swirl in the racial department. Clearly too subtle for elites.

  • Krod

    [re=94912]Voyou Charmant[/re]: no u. I’m providing data for our webinars

  • Uncle Al

    [re=94640]regisgoat[/re]: win

  • DangerousLiberal

    That’s not a change in orthography we can believe in.

  • jimh

    [re=94868]obfuscator[/re]: Winner: fabric/spelling snark!

  • thatonegirlsays

    Well hey, at least he’s not a half-bred polyester.

  • facehead

    Is it ok to refer to Obama as a “hybrid” ?

  • Viva la Cynthia

    [re=94868]obfuscator[/re]: Serious win right there.

  • Viva la Cynthia

    I do believe the correct term is “poly/cotton blend,” Mr. Lacasse.

  • hej

    The typeface is Modern Jackass Oblique.

  • ladymacbeth

    [re=94719]american mutt[/re]: buck up little soldier. you are loved by wonkette. we are better than that guy.

    actually i’m pretty sure we’re not the same species as that guy.

  • ChatteringClass

    [re=94865]Krod[/re]: He’s obviously not a Real Patriot(TM) — they know you’re supposed to bring the flag in at night.

    [re=94868]obfuscator[/re]: Win (for the best new iteration of the original meme from [re=94628]RaptorAvatar[/re]).

  • Krod

    [re=95097]ChatteringClass[/re]: As long as the flag is illuminated it can stay out at night.

    It’s no longer illuminated….Treason!

  • Itsjustme

    [re=94655]sweetits[/re]: I KNEW that would be in Central Florida! Nothing has changed in 40 years in that area. Them blacks is tryin’ to take over! So glad I got out with all of my teeth.

  • JadedDIssonance

    [re=94812]sanantonerose[/re]: [re=94658]Keram2[/re] was the original purveyor…I just tidied up the HTML. But yes, I see why Muslin is such a dangerous term.

  • naltikriti

    I’m demi-literate — and I VOTE!

  • Itsjustme

    [re=94666]JadedDIssonance[/re]: I say clearly a sign of a 2nd grade education.

  • S.Luggo

    Fuckin’ half-breeds are destroying the Islamic race. You go, Andy Lacasse.

    Barefoot Bay, Florida, is populated mainly by crazy coot retirees. Lacasse appears to be a common Quebecker name. Conclusion: One more reason to oppose creation of AmeriMexanada. Country First!

  • shoeho

    Ah, jeebus, I’m so sick of having to apologize for the people who live in this state!

  • pickleandcake

    [re=94628]RaptorAvatar[/re]: ooh, good one!

    well there is that part in the old testament where they say that mixed cloth is wrong, so maybe he’s just really into leviticus? no? ok. this just cements my feeling that floridians should not be allowed to vote. THIS IS THE LAST STRAW DUDES. sorry to this dick whistle’s kindly wonkette commenter neighbors.

    oh wonkette. y’all’s prowess at commenting almost makes this nauseating ignorant hateful invective worth it.

  • facehead

    I need a sign saying:

    McCain

    InBread

    Cretim

  • Mr. Sparkle

    If you want to know what it’s like to live down here in Red State World, look at the last essay at this link titled “Report From Florida”

    http://edge.org/discourse/vote_morality.html

    The guy nails it when he says, “They are not reasoning, nor do they want to try. They simply believe what they believe.” There is just no point in arguing with these people.

  • TexasCowGirl

    [re=94655]sweetits[/re]: Ohio

  • AxmxZ

    Obama feels great against my bare skin!

  • AutomaticPilot

    Well, I do give him credit for correctly hyphenating the adjective “half-breed.”

  • trondant

    OK, why is Bob Barr’s father living under an assumed name in Florida?

  • DP

    I know it’s not, but somehow, that sign seems misspelled…

  • DP

    sorry…I meant to say missppeelleedd….

  • Viva la Cynthia

    [re=95263]AutomaticPilot[/re]: Though, I wish he’d get his capitalization together: “HALF-BREEd”

  • supremecourtjester

    Where’s the part of the sign that says “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”?

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=95067]facehead[/re]:

    facehead, I prefer to think of him as a blend.

  • snig

    “It’s curtains for you, Dr. Obama. Lacy, gently wafting curtains!”

  • snig

    I remember a friend from lab telling me about how a racist neighbor asked him for proof (as a professional biology geek) that breeding between the races would lead the end of the species, but my friend patiently explained that outcrossing was actually much healthier and lead to a phenomenon called “hybrid vigour”, vs. breeding within the same population which could eventually lead to inbreeding. His neighbor was sad.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=94719]american mutt[/re]: Please don’t ignore the fact that tons of us also want to SLEEP with you because of what you are. Yessirree. If we ain’t hatin’, we’re objectifyin’. Come to mama.

  • CanadianBacon

    The next word to the right that you can’t see because of the cropping is elitist.

  • civan93

    Think you can set him up with Maxine?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=95208]Mr. Sparkle[/re]: So what you’re saying is …? Oh, I get it, we could genocide these inbread cretims.

    Where do I sign up?

    [re=94942]Ilikepigeons[/re]: Would’ve been funnier if you’d said “that guy just gave me a fabulous decorating idea!”

    Because: Fabulous = Ghey = Funny. Especially in the South.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=95365]snig[/re]: Science hates Jesus. What else is new?

  • meister

    My insightful 10 year old once remarked about Florida, “Daddy, all the people here look related.”

  • Liberty
  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=94700]Devil Anse[/re]: If it does, that definitely means God hates … people who can’t spell??

  • Pelagius

    Meet John McCain’s new campaign manager

  • JDHART

    Ok neighbors, it’s time to break out the ‘LACROSSE IS IMBRED IMBESUL’ signs in every single yard. That’ll shut his ass up.

    Stay classy, Florida.

  • TheSYNDICATE

    Is this the “white working class” voter that the media is saying Obama can’t connect with?

  • AxmxZ

    [re=95396]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: That’s not objectifying – that’s healthy biological instincts.

  • larz

    Just like Cher – except she’s half leather

  • Stabby McStabberson

    I think the gentleman was trying to say that Obama is a polyblend pawn of Osama Bin Linen.

  • tocute2btrue

    I’m no FUCKING HALF >>>>>>>> Bread, I’m a full loaf of good American Liberal.
    So what, I cant help it if my slut mom let a stinking muslim pick her cherrys.
    I’m it, I will win,and you bastards are shit out of LUCK!

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=95494]Liberty[/re]: I hate when I agree with Ron Paul….

  • Krod

    UPDATE

    The sign has been removed. No explanation why, but it is gone.

  • ProgHead777

    Eww, nasty little troll man.

    He must shower with Armor All to keep his hide from cracking. And, HAHA, aren’t wife-beaters made of muslin?

  • BobnDougMackenzie

    Obviously intelligent design skipped over this dude. Hope he has plently of ammunition and cold cheap beers to keep him safe and sound.

  • BobnDougMackenzie

    I say Lacasse is a Jaqueasse!

  • YellowScientist

    [re=94868]obfuscator[/re]: WIN!

  • kutlass

    He’s a Christian!!!!!!!! What if he was his Father was Egyptian Coptic Orthodox Christian. The Muslim conquest of Egypt took place in AD 639. Despite the political upheaval, Egypt remained a mainly Christian land. However, the gradual conversions to Islam over the centuries changed Egypt from a Christian to a largely Muslim country by the end of the 12th century.
    Just because his name is Muslim or his Father came from Kenya does not mean he is one. I have alot friends who are Egyptian and They are 100% Christians. Are you going to blame this on Obama if the county his father happens to be from is Muslim!!!!!!!!! Look what happened to Egypt look what happened to Turkey!!!!!!!!All taken over along time ago!!!!!But there are still people who are God loving people that live in those lands!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sabre_Justice

    So what’s the other half?

    Dragon?

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=95476]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:

    Thank you for the suggestion! It’s fabulous! It’s muslin that I would just dye for!

  • Kit

    Is that 50% cotton and 50% wool or 50% cotton and 50% polyester

  • jojo

    I don’t want no mongrel muslin tellin’ me what to do.

  • tocute2btrue

    Looks as if I won’t telling anyone what to do, that DAM Joe Obiden challenged Palin on IQ issue, turns out that her IQ was four points higher than Joes’ and mine added togeather.
    There is no reason I can’t be sworn in on the Quran either it is the same thing as a Bible only written in Arabic.

  • kudzu

    I prefer velvet.

  • earthnutvt

    Thank you, my fellow literate Americans. I have never been so amused in my life as to read these comments. I sure hope this represents 51% of us. *biting nails*

  • Wee Mousie

    Reminds me how the Founding Fathers used to patronize Washington’s muslin lifting society.

  • DangerousLiberal

    [re=94643]edgydrifter[/re]: Yeah, but the demi-bold. He thought that the bold would overwhelm the white (heh heh) space on the sign.

  • Ojore

    I wish I could laugh at this.

  • masterdebater

    [re=94635]bhosp[/re]: Clearly you have never been to Kansas.

  • InalienableWrights

    This racist half breed, that is falling for the divide and conquer, can’t even spell. What an intellectual giant.

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