Wonkette
Over the summer we mentioned that Andrew Giuliani, the son of 9/11, was suing Duke University because “he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team,” because talent should have had nothing to do with whether he made the cut on a sports team. But maybe this stuff does: “Duke said in a court filing Wednesday that the 22-year-old Giuliani was properly suspended after throwing an apple in the face of another player, breaking a golf club during a tournament, injuring a teammate and becoming verbally abusive with a coach.” Andrew denies all of this, which brings us back to the original argument: that he sucks at golf. [Charlotte Observer via Above The Law]
So he’s a miserable, entitled excuse for a human being too?
Guess the apple doe-
Fuck it. I can’t.
Are apples allowed at golf games?…
In that picture he’s one Bloomin’ Onion from turning into John Daly . . . which might improve his game.
He used his 9 iron on the 11th.
He’s still gotta be better at golf than his dad is at politics.
Oh, and uh, 9/11.
People just have no respect for technocrats anymore. The middle class is destroying this country.
…well he hates his father so he gets points for that.
You can put lipstick on a Giuliani and it becomes a Giuliani.
is that secksy?
An apple a day keeps 9/11 away.
Applechucker.
But the rescue workers were so brave.
Remember Andy - Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.
did the apple have lipstick marks? get it? see, if it did, that’d've meant that maybe the apple was previously/partially consumed by a pig, a pig that was wearing lipstick, cuz you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig, a la this fine 22-year-old aj-soprano-wannabe, see, is all…
Andrew Giuliani sued Duke in July, claiming he was improperly cut from the team earlier this year and that the coach violated a contract he entered when he agreed to come to the university and pay $200,000 in tuition and fees.
Wait. This is a contract dispute?! Seriously? I mean, they promised me that the world would be my oyster when I agreed to attend my chosen college (which clearly hasn’t happened). So I can sue them for that?
Psst. Andrew. Even if they did promise you a spot on the team, you just aren’t special enough to ignor the rules the rest of us mere mortals are required to follow. Jeebus. Entitlement, thy name is Andykins.
Test.
Ok good, I just wanted to make sure I haven’t been banned from this site because of my “latest masterpiece involving female genitals, minors, or anal rape” that “makes (me) look like a cretinous woman-hating loser.”
Oh yeah, and Andy G. sucks at golf.
His bio is still up on the Duke website. He looks like the villain from The Incredibles:
https://admin.xosn.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=4200&ATCLID=250295
A Giuliani by any other name is still rotten to the core.
Duke needs a TEAM to play golf? Man, really must be harder than bowling.
This must totally mean I can sue Grad School because I’m not making the fortune I was promised. Also, I intend to retroactively sue my High School for a letter jacket, and the many years of hot teen sex I missed because I didn’t get one.
He was so cute when he was young. http://gothamist.com/attachments/Jen%20Chung/2005_06_andrew.jpg What happened?
And the knowledge of the Father has been imparted on the son.
The most fucked about all this story is all the pissing and moaning that Donna Hanover is in doing about it in public - Andrew Giuliani is a 22-year-old and he needs momma to talk to the press about it? She’s like the Black Hawk of Helicopter Parents.
It seemed just yesterday when he was the ADD posterboy at his father’s podium…
This is the kind of anger that builds up in someone when his father is a cross-dressing, serial adulterer.
Chris Farley played him on SNL. Chris Farley could’ve also played John Daly on SNL. The circle is complete.
Andrew Guiliani will be playing the part of Judge Smails in this evening’s production
of Caddyshack.
He’s already got that Karl Rove College Republican fat lardass thing going on.
the biggest threat to america: BEARS (with apples)
soytrucknutz: Is Hanover his Mom? With Rudy it gets so confusing.
Devil Anse: Only the softer reds, not green granny smiths.
CRUNCH!
SWING!
MISS!
jodyleek: Ted Knight was the cat’s pajamas.
So what is the big deal about him throwing apples??? I mean, really, he IS from New York, after all. If he were Andrew Young’s son, he would have thrown peaches!!!
Fucking terrorist.
And his father wears a dress. This is just another case of discrimination against the children of cross dressers.
sanantonerose: Actually, I was predicting the judge saying in Ted Knight’s voice:
“You’ll get nothing and like it!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrpx4NAtsFQ
“Andrew Giuliani is entitled to no more privileges than any other member of the Duke University student body,” the filing said.
Clearly the Duke University counsel is out of touch with reality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygg2uWsKK6w
Lots of pent up frustrations in that little fella. He’s obviously lashing out with some emotional baggage, perhaps because he’s the son of a politician. In the end, though, the sport of golf is about talent and skill, not one’s throwing accuracy with fruit. If Andrew wants to improve his game, he’s going to need to work at it like anyone else:
http://www.golfacademy.edu
After looking at his photo from Duke U yearbook, he’s one fucking dick head - I’ll say that!!