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…which is why they are so obsessed with these matters of grave national importance. Thanks to Wonkette Operative Brian for bringing this to our attention.
[Washington Post/CNN]
DEATH OF A NATION
1. Was it a big suitcase or a small girl?
2. Who hasn’t?
3. How much?
Well, “patience and steel” didn’t last long. Perhaps “sufferance and satin” might go farther.
Please. Don’t tell me you all didn’t click on that “virginity for sale” link. I watched like one second of the video and felt horribly unclean but the damage was already done cuz it’s the CLICKS that COUNT!
Shit, I couldn’t give away my virginity. And now that I have two kids, I think it’s baaaack…..
Fuck david broder and the lipsticked pig he rode in on…
So, would any of you like to buy my virginity? I swear I’m not a seventh grader. Bidding starts at…fifty bucks. Do I hear sixty?
…I wonder how Levi paid for Bristol’s virginity? I sure as hell hope he gotta refund after she got knocked up!
AngryBlakGuy:
He’s paying for it right now, bub. And he’ll be paying for it for the next 5 weeks or 4 years (please God, no!) depending on the outcome of the elections.
AngryBlakGuy: Levi’s going to pay for that little event with a quick trip to the Armed Forces Recruiting Station and his signature on an enlistment contract.
And what’s worse, that missing girl was a foreign missing girl and not that nice Caylee girl that we all care about. Shame on CNN for trying to trick America.
I was definitely a sex-offender in 7th grade. I bought nudie mags from the racks on the street and jerked off to scrambled porn. And watched “Out Late with Ricky D.” Offensive!!
John McClain: Jerking off to scrambled porn…memories.
…what I picked up from that photo: A man posing as a 7th grader stuffed a girl who was selling her virginity into a suitcase.
AngryBlakGuy: He’s going to be paying for it the rest of his life.
but what I really want to know is more about Spaghetti Cat!
Wow. You almost never hear about Paris or Brittney anymore.
AngryBlakGuy: who said she was a virin when levi banged her???
virgin even
So a sex offender was posing as a seventh grader… but did anyone read the story in the New Yorker about the French guy who was a serial imposter and tricked a family of San Antonio trailer trash into believing he was their long-missing son? I won’t reveal the twist ending, but holy shit, people. Go read that! (I think it came out a month or so ago.)
I’ve never understood the allure of virgins. I’d rather pay to NOT have a bad lay.
David Broder thinks it is uplifting, and exciting, that the election is close. David Broder thinks this is a game. Fuck David Broder.
Lets’ see, those three stories or another republican planted story about how mistreated Sarah Palin has been? Gee, that’s a tough choice. Of course, to our everlasting embarrassment as a nation, the editors usually go for both, but I’m not blaming anyone for reading these if that’s the choice.
AngryBlakGuy: Umm, what makes you think Bristol was [insert word associated with Richard Branson's empire her] when he [insert f word for 'did' here]?
Sorry, I’m still a bit nervous about this new banning policy. well, maybe I should go crazy until I get my main computer back from the shop and old my Borat user name which I forgot the password for
Oh, come now all three had to do with the election…
The first happened in Israel, our biggest ally in the ME. Gotta keep up with what is happening overseas and we learned that trailer-trash in Israel kill their young just like trailer-trash in Florida.
The second, well EDUCATION! sex offender in school is not the issue, it is HOW DID HE DO ON STATE ASSESSMENTS! Is he a success of failure of NCLB!!
The Third?? Come on! We all wanted to know if it was our very own wonkettte-sara selling herself!
God bless teh U.S. Americans.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/09/11/dnt.ca.cat.wedged.in.engine.kcal
How could Bristol be trying to sell her precious hymen while she’s pregnant? Clearly, fraud runs in the family.
stupid virgin selling link doesn’t work. Now what do I do with my stimulus refund check. Why do CNN and Virginity selling chick hate ‘mericuns? Didn’t Augustus Caesar Smallest dickus Bush tell us commerce was the way to fight the GWOT? Dammit, virginity selling chick, do you want the terrists to win? so may questions, CNN so few answers.
Botswana Meat Commission FC: That was such a great story. But the mom was just playing along. And now we’ll never know what REALLY happened.
I posed as a 7th grader, but I really needed the money.
capitol hillbilly: “woman driver”. say no more.
Elections: serious business.