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We Failed MSNBC’s 9/11 Quiz

September 11, 2008 - 1:51pm

The MSNBC television channel is home to numerous liberal windbag children like Keith Olbermann, the important sports highlight show reporter who gets very grave and solemn while discussing people who exploit 9/11 in a tacky, self-promoting fashion, which ironically is what he’s doing in the process. And so Keith must be upset today with his network’s website, MSNBC.com, which actually has a live feature called “Know 9/11? Take a tougher-than-usual quiz.” We’re not sure when all of these “usual” 9/11 quizzes took place, but we agree that this one is tougher. We got a 40% and will now go to Gitmo. DHS agents are picking us up any moment now. Oh no they’re breaking down the door! Well, everyone, it’s been a pleasu

ManchuCandidate

I got 70% as a Furriner. Does this mean I can get a green card (not that I want one)?

CivicHoliday

That scary flag-winged eagle shall haunt my nightmares for all eternity. Thanks, Gitmo-Jim. Enjoy your testicle electricution!

LauraElizabeth

This is the best:

4. At the time of 9/11 attacks, President Bush was in the Sarasota, Fla., area, where he was visiting an elementary school to promote an education initiative. What is the name of the school?
Booker T. Washington Elementary School
H. Barbara Booker Elementary School
Emma E. Booker Elementary School
Kermit R. Booker Elementary School
5. After hearing of the attacks and finishing a book with second graders at the Booker Elementary School, President Bush was rushed to Air Force One, which was quickly airborne. Where did the plane next touch down?

Godless Liberal *

I am 50% more patriotic than Wonkette.

4tehlulz

[re=92779]ManchuCandidate[/re]: No it means you HAVE to get one.

dougbob

do ya think we can get sarah palin to take this test?

Cogito Ergo Bibo

I suck. 40%. In all fairness, if you pass this test, you know too much. And, obviously, you’re a terrorist.

NoWireHangers

I got 40% too. You mean Booker T. Washington Elementary School doesn’t exist? Bastards.

4tehlulz

[re=92785]dougbob[/re]: With or without Joe Lieberman whispering in his ear?

El Bombastico

[re=92785]dougbob[/re]: Yes, in three weeks, after rigorous prep from Joe Lieberman.

Anita Cocktail

Um, going back to the post before this one, were they regular cretins? or troll cretins? or new cretins who haven’t gotten the unspoken conventions and unwritten code that real Wonketeers live by?

HIROHITO99

I’m 50% of a Never Forget, Crying Eagle patriot. Suck it, Al Quaeda.

ZippyDee

[re=92779]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Unfair. You probably get fact-based news coverage where you are from. You may as well have just cheated, you cheatie cheater!

BrutallyHonestBabes

I’m glad I have learned the 9/11 lesson that President Dubya was not at Kermit the Frog Elementary School during the terrorist attacks. I am now qualified to be VP!

Monsieur Grumpe

I got a D- and I’m still smarter than Bush.

Wagamuffin

Keith Olbermann. Tested. Ugh.

Serolf Divad

The GOP version:

1) America was attacked because:

(choose 1)
1) The terrorists hate our Freedoms

2) True or False: Everyone, and I mean everyone thought Iraq had WMDs:

(Choose true or true)
1) True

3) The August PDB that Condi Shared with Bush was titled:

(Choose 1)
1) “Bill Clinton says Bin Ladin unlikely to attack US any time soon.”

4) The U.S. economy tanked, and millions list their jobs because of:

(Choose 1)
1) The recession Bush inherited from Clinton deepened after 9/11

5) The Lord Lifted his protecting veil and allowed 9/11 because:

(choose 1)
1) We tolerate Homosexuals in this country

6) If Barack Obama were elected President:

(Choose 1)
1) A resurgent Al Qaeda would launch new attacks against America that would make 9/11 look like your Thanksgiving dinner.

4tehlulz

[re=92788]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: In all fairness, I think you’re considered a terrorist if you believe that most of the attackers were from the land of oil and friendship, Saudi Arabia.

AngryBlakGuy

…dont feel so bad guys, “W” got negative 30%!

columnv

10. Excluding the hijackers, almost 3,000 people were killed in the 9/11 attacks. Among these were hundreds of foreign nationals. Which country lost most citizens?

I like this question. Cause w/o the 19 hijackers, you’re “almost 3,000” gets pretty fucked up.

Johnny Zhivago

[re=92781]LauraElizabeth[/re]: Everyone knows Bush was circling Manhattan in a Trilateral Commission AWACS Command Frigate – carefully disguised as a Circle Line Tour boat.

Scott-san

60%

I’m gonna go cower in the corner to get ready for the dogs. Maybe they’ll pile all of us Wonketteers up and take a group picture.

cal

The only answer that matters: My Pet Goat.

Uncle Al

The test forgot to ask, “Why did President Bush ignore Condi’s memo warning of the attacks?”
a. He doesn’t know how to read.
b. He doesn’t like to read.
c. He’s more of a “gut” person, not a “thinking” person.
d. He doesn’t like to read.

Walter Sobchak

I got a 50%. I think they should make Rudy take this on National Teevee.

Anita Cocktail

I got 80 percent right. Suck it, losers!

Gopherit v2.0

80%. I don’t know whether to be proud or to up my meds.

DoctorCulturae

Simple Sarah says: “I don’t have to know all there is about 9/11, because I already know everything I need to know. No one has told me just what teh Allen Kayduh does.”

MARCdMan

70% I’m packing my bags for the “know too much” side of Git’mo.

jagorev

I got 50%, which proves I am more patriotic than Wonkette.

Anita Cocktail

[re=92803]Serolf Divad[/re]: Ha ha, you should have Thanksgiving in my parents’ house. Toss-up.

PengIn

30%. I haz forgetted.

Terry

70%! Woo hoooooo

Is that level of knowledge too high for a job at Homeland Security?

JadedDIssonance