Wonkette
- HA HA HA WE MET THIS GUY IN ST. PAUL: This dude Tim was walking around The Liffey telling everybody about his great idea to start a fundraising site for Barack Obama’s brother in Kenya, and Ken kept asking him if Obama’s brother would need an iPhone. “It’s got GSM,” he said, and this Republican tool wandered off in bafflement and disgust. [Help Obama's Brother]
What? You mean a republican wants to buy a poor person something other than bootstraps?
call Tim at 612.327.4152
What’s that word for when you set up a charity and then keep the money? Oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue. I think it rhymes with “flawed.” Rats, I wish I could think of it.
Delicious: I know. I was tempted to put him on the Mormon and Scientology “Visit/Call me” pages.
Gee, they want to help Obama’s brother. That makes them magnanimous do-gooders doesn’t it? They should get some kind of award for being so self less.
How about we establish a “Send Tim a one-way ticket to Kenya fund”
If Tim’s last name was Pawlenty, that’s the governor. After the convention, most Repubs went to north Minneapolis to hunt the poor with high power rifles and night vision glasses, or ride them down in their SUVs. How awful for you, having to endure a whole convention hall of these pumped-up douches and their elbow in the ribs yuks.
You know what would help the dude? A visa.
Well, if any Republican actually did help Hopey’s brother that would be more than any Republican has ever done for black person since….EVER.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about black people.
Why would a real Repub he-man would want a GSM based cellphone? Damn Frenchies invented that and it’s used by pretty much everyone outside of US America. A CDMA cellphone would be a perfect gift for that douchesack to send to Barry’s destitute half bro. Much like Repub Foreign policy, it’s a military solution (CDMA was originally used in military radios), expensive (CDMA phones cost more due to licensing fees for Qualcomm), unreliable in an urban environment and useless outside of US America.
Texan Bulldoggette: That’s not true… only since Lincoln.
ManchuCandidate: Send him a CDMA phone and a military issue arctic combat parka. That would be a classic mind fuck.
grendel: I know–I just hate to lump Lincoln in with Republicans.
grendel: Oh, and all of the “McCain / Romney” shirts Mittens had printed up that he doesn’t know what to do with now
Texan Bulldoggette: I want to see a Zombie Lincoln kicking John McCain’s ass and eating Karl Roves (and thus Dubya’s) brain..
The joke of it all is that Kenya probably has a faster, more reliable GSM network than we have in the US.
Texan Bulldoggette: I think if Lincoln were alive today he’d probably be a Paultard or an Independent at the least. Seems like he didn’t hate the colored folks the way the modern Repubs do.
Of course they need to get him a phone. How else will you be able to cruise him for buttsex unless you can call him up when you are lonely. Republicans are practical that way.
Still, I’m pretty sure I must be a half brother of Obama somehow…, so how ’bout starting a fund for me?
Oh, by the way, 9/11!
I love that just above the “Donate” button, it says: “Help a Brother Out”. It just gives an extra kick of racist douchiness.
Call me stormy: Fat chance. A black muslim would need to be a member of the president’s family to emigrate here.
grendel: Even better, send him one of these:
http://uflarkistan.com/teleflark.htm
Toonces: Simple enough. Tim can join the Army.
Um, and it’s his “Half-Brother.” We all know those aren’t real.
Texan Bulldoggette: …since making the suggestion that victimless crimes shouldn’t be imprisoned?
oh, sorry. That wasn’t a republican suggestion, wasn it?
JadedDIssonance: Yeah like Cindy’s two half sisters living in trailers next to a Joshua tree in the desert. Maybe Howard Dean could start a fund for them.
Da Derga: Well, it used to say “Can a Nigger get a break?” So they have improved it slightly.
botlrokit: Errr…you lost me. How do you imprison a victimless crime? When did I talk about crime–victimless or otherwise? Translation: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I was slightly agreeing with you. Apparently not in my (or your) native tongue, my bad. You’ll have to forgive me… liquid lunch.
botlrokit: No worries. Cheers to early TGIF!
Cool. I just signed “Ted” at mrproducer13@gmail.com up to receive the Scientology Volunteer Minister newsletter. I think I’ll skip work for the next hour or so and find some other information that Ted might be interested in. Anybody know of some good bestiality sites that require an email address?
Stupid me. That should have been Tim, not Ted.
Can someone also help out Cindy McCain’s half-sister?