• May 27, 2012

Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day’s Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED

by Jim Newell  6:06 pm September 10, 2008

Silly Meghan McCain, has her father taught her nothing about telling terrible lies as a means of achievement? Because when some reporter asked her about Pigdildostickgate and whether she thought Barack Obama was calling Sarah Palin a pig (btw, why do reporters have to ask people this question when it’s an established fact that Barack Obama didn’t?), she said she didn’t and — here’s the good part — “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’” Meghan you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! We expect a McCain rapid response statement shortly saying, “John McCain does not care about his fucking stupid daughter’s sexist opinion.” [The Hill]

{ 65 comments }

Rush September 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm

c’mon, think how you’d respond to anything if you were Mrs. Stepford’s step-daugheter

DarkSynergy September 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm

Palin, not Meghan.

Tawmn September 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm

The look on McFoggy’s face in this cover illustration is enough to give me the heebie-jeebies and perhaps the jim-jam-jitters. Also probably Meghan “daddy issues” for years to come.

Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star September 10, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Et tu, little trollop?

rambone September 10, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Oh crap! McCain must have sired Meghan before the aliens transmorgified his brain into a GOP shill. Never fear, a quick icepick lobotomy should have Meghan parroting the party line toot-sweet.

DarkSynergy September 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Thats not John McCain on the cover of that book. It looks more like Dick Lugar. Why is Dick Lugar holding McCain’s daughter?

Who,Moi? September 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Why, oh Y doesn’t anyone notice the important story here? Barry said, this story about lipstick is like catnip to the news media. HE CALLED THE PRESS PUSSIES AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! I love him!

Strappo September 10, 2008 at 6:13 pm

[re=91868]Tawmn[/re]: It’s Leslie Nielsen, putz.

http://www.mondosapore.com

PS– Note self-promotion!

Strictly for the Tardcore September 10, 2008 at 6:15 pm

I think we’re all missing the real story here: why is Meghan WalNUTS! so sexist?

Who,Moi? September 10, 2008 at 6:15 pm

oh and may I say, this is my very first foray into Wonkette comments, I’m honored and have a thrill going up my shin…

TicklePickle September 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Tell me WALTNUT! called her a cunt. PLEASE!

grevillea September 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Sarah’s gonna cut her.

iwillsavethispatient September 10, 2008 at 6:17 pm

She’s certainly picked up the Straight Talk from her father. The October surpise will be that she endorses Obama. The November surpise will be that, like every young person ever, she forgets to actually go and vote, and McCain wins. I, for one, welcome our new Meghan’s Dad overlords.

AngryBlakGuy September 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm

…and if anyone knows what a pig looks like its Meghan McCain!

BrutallyHonestBabes September 10, 2008 at 6:19 pm

“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ He was talking about his other Vietnamese family. I don’t care what he says, I’m not calling that oriental lady Mom.”

LittlePhatGuise September 10, 2008 at 6:20 pm

[re=91875]Strappo[/re]: Detective Frank Drebbbin

grevillea September 10, 2008 at 6:22 pm

“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

Well, he didn’t want to wear out ‘trollop-cunt’ as a term of endearment.

Gopherit v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 6:23 pm

“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

She probably at least once a day directed to the CuntTrollop when she was growing up. Family Values eveeryone!

grevillea September 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm

[re=91892]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: jinx!

Delicious September 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Wow, a moment of honesty from a McCain. Based on this anomoly, I’m switching my support to Walnuts! and Sarahcooter.

Gopherit v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm

[re=91890]grevillea[/re]: Awww. Damn. Well don.

Canmon (the Inadequate) September 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm

So now The One decreeing something makes it an “established fact”?

SisterTruth September 10, 2008 at 6:29 pm

Is PTSD McCain going to go all Dick Cheney on her and shoot her in the face for her disobedience?

GayInMaine September 10, 2008 at 6:32 pm

[re=91898]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: um…no. Wonkette decreeing something makes it established fact. Try to keep up.

rambone September 10, 2008 at 6:34 pm

[re=91898]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Don’t you have something better to do, like shave your legs or bake an apple pie?

Gopherit v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=91898]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: No, context, and general agreement from everyone but you and the Walnuts! camp, makes it true.

Seriously, from one Wonketteer to another, you’re holding on to this Hopey-hatred a little too tight. Get drunk, medicated, or laid. Hell, all three. Something.

btwbfdimho September 10, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Promoting her children’s book about her father?!? I want to read the chapter about the 3-little pigs wearing lipsticks.

Voyou Charmant September 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Speaking of lipstick on pigs something something something, Meghan McCain !!!! hahahah seriously. She is an idiotic pig.

Also, anyone see that the ad was pulled from the McCain’s youtube page?

Texan Bulldoggette September 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm

I do have to wonder that, according to that book cover, Walnuts looks exactly like he does now as he did back when she was what 5 or 6 years old. He’s either not aging or has always been a decrepit looking old man.

[re=91898]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: What the hell are you talking about?

jimh September 10, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Meghan’s turn as GOP darling: Over.
She’ll be unable to talk to the press from now on.
Ah, the spotlight is so brief, so fickle.

Godot September 10, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Of course Meghan’s heard her father use the term “lipstick on a pig”! I mean, have you seen her?

jimh September 10, 2008 at 6:40 pm

[re=91913]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Except the cover was photoshopped, look at that crop of hair!

shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2008 at 6:40 pm

[re=91916]Godot[/re]: Beat you to it.

Gopherit v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm

Yay! Gawker has picked up on the National Enquirer story now. That makes it only a step or two from the MSM. Kinda.

btwbfdimho September 10, 2008 at 6:43 pm

Xpher Walken reading 3-tiny pigs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

phildeaux September 10, 2008 at 6:43 pm

[re=91874]edgydrifter[/re]: Well played, sir, well played.

Canuckledragger September 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm

“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ And it made my mother cry. Every time.”

Jim Newell September 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm

[re=91898]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: No it is mostly sentence structure and context and simple grammar in which Sarah Palin was not the referrant, or whatever the word is.

It is nice to have some dissenting opinions around here but please avoid such NRO-Cornerisms as “The One”? Good lord. And this applies to “McSame” and “Rethuglican” and all that other stupid crap on the opposite side too, so don’t even.

Crow T. Robot September 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm

What I particularly enjoy is that her book is supposed to be for kids, right? Why is the cover designed so blatantly to appeal to 70 year olds?

Just askin’.

Texan Bulldoggette September 10, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=91920]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: “”I’ve partied with Track for years. I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed. OxyContin was definitely his drug of choice.”

Good gawd, Rush has found his soul mate!

rambone September 10, 2008 at 6:54 pm

[re=91927]Crow T. Robot[/re]: Because no child is complete without a old pedophile to comfort them. It was actually the GOP motto before “More Christian than Christ” replaced it.

Hooray For Anything September 10, 2008 at 6:55 pm

[re=91903]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Make. It. Stop.

itgetter September 10, 2008 at 6:55 pm

[re=91927]Crow T. Robot[/re]: So that those 70-year-olds will buy multiple copies for their terribly disappointed (and soon to be scarred by illustrated torture) grandchildren?

Godot September 10, 2008 at 7:00 pm

[re=91919]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Damn the delay / me not refreshing.

Not_So_Much September 10, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Oh, that Meghan! I thought we were talking about Anonymous Lobbyist and it seemed a bit harsh…

Yes, Meghan McCain is clearly retarded.

shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm

[re=91952]Godot[/re]: I, for one, think you are quite refreshing.

Canmon (the Inadequate) September 10, 2008 at 7:08 pm

[re=91926]Jim Newell[/re]: For the record I think it was a gaffe and not intentional. However, I can’t help but see the parallels to when Bill Clinton referred to Obama’s Iraq policy consistency as a “fairy tale” and Michelle Obama (with the help of a lot of people in the media and on line) portrayed it as a racist attack. It was obvious in context that it had nothing to do with race but that didn’t stop the Obama campaign from claiming it did.

Tawmn September 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm
shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

[re=91964]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: YOU ARE NOT BEING TEH FUNNIES, Canmon. WHY NO FUNNIES?

Viva la Cynthia September 10, 2008 at 7:18 pm
RuperttheBear September 10, 2008 at 7:21 pm

[re=91926]Jim Newell[/re]: Can I still use Poofy Hair Moose Princess? Or Cheektumor McPouchpants?

[re=91970]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: SLAPFIGHT!

sati demise September 10, 2008 at 7:39 pm

[re=91873]Who,Moi?[/re]: Brilliant!
yeah, you!

facehead September 10, 2008 at 7:40 pm

[re=91927]Crow T. Robot[/re]: The cover was stolen from a NAMBLA pamphlet.

facehead September 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm

[re=91964]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: 2 .. many … serious… help… choke… bring choke ad back … must sink the pink….bleep… orp… ugh.

sati demise September 10, 2008 at 7:46 pm

[re=91907]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I would chip in if we have to hire a professional for
(the inadequate).

[re=91970]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: One could say Canmon may be ‘bitter’?
Lets get a pool going to buy a little street corner action and sweeten up the inadequate one.

lilblackcorvette September 10, 2008 at 7:57 pm

[re=91970]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: errr.. it was inferred that i was off my meds for less…..
Why does wonkette hate lilblackcorvettes?

glamourdammerung September 10, 2008 at 8:45 pm

[re=91964]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: You do not seem to be able to help a lot of things.

Is there not some kind of “PUMA” site you can idle around in and spare us this nonsense?

Strappo September 10, 2008 at 8:55 pm

[re=92066]glamourdammerung[/re]: why not tolerate dissenting opinions, no matter how asinine? don’t be republicanish!

HoofHearted September 10, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Meghan McCain verifies that her father says “lipstick on a pig” all the time. What she left out is McCain usually says it when he’s waiting for Cindy to finish getting ready.

Texas2Step September 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm

We’ve gone from “A Day No Pigs Would Die” to “A Day No Pigs Would Wear Lipstick.”

Anybody getting scared yet? =:-O

mookworthjwilson September 11, 2008 at 12:35 am

How much you wanna bet Fred Thompson uses this phrase like 50 times a day…and half the time HE is referring to Sarah Palin…

TGY September 11, 2008 at 5:25 am

[re=92183]mookworthjwilson[/re]: I’m pretty sure Mattlock said that, too. Maybe that was Sheriff Andy Taylor? Opie?

BobLoblawLawBlog September 11, 2008 at 7:06 am

“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

I’ll bet she has. I’ll just bet she has.

The Rev. Yevot September 11, 2008 at 7:54 am

Has no one else realized the truth of what Barry was trying to say yet? Palin is the LIPSTICK! WALNUTS is the pig.

agonista September 11, 2008 at 8:52 am

[re=91964]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]:
For the record, it’s a commonly used expression. Not an insult, not a mistake, not a gaffe. The gaffe was McCain’s team hyperventilating and shouting “sexism!” before they bothered to see whether there was video of McCain himself using the term when talking about a Hillary Clinton policy. (Hint: there is)

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