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Silly Meghan McCain, has her father taught her nothing about telling terrible lies as a means of achievement? Because when some reporter asked her about Pigdildostickgate and whether she thought Barack Obama was calling Sarah Palin a pig (btw, why do reporters have to ask people this question when it’s an established fact that Barack Obama didn’t?), she said she didn’t and — here’s the good part — “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’” Meghan you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! We expect a McCain rapid response statement shortly saying, “John McCain does not care about his fucking stupid daughter’s sexist opinion.” [The Hill]
c’mon, think how you’d respond to anything if you were Mrs. Stepford’s step-daugheter
Palin, not Meghan.
The look on McFoggy’s face in this cover illustration is enough to give me the heebie-jeebies and perhaps the jim-jam-jitters. Also probably Meghan “daddy issues” for years to come.
Et tu, little trollop?
Oh crap! McCain must have sired Meghan before the aliens transmorgified his brain into a GOP shill. Never fear, a quick icepick lobotomy should have Meghan parroting the party line toot-sweet.
Thats not John McCain on the cover of that book. It looks more like Dick Lugar. Why is Dick Lugar holding McCain’s daughter?
Why, oh Y doesn’t anyone notice the important story here? Barry said, this story about lipstick is like catnip to the news media. HE CALLED THE PRESS PUSSIES AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! I love him!
Tawmn: It’s Leslie Nielsen, putz.
http://www.mondosapore.com
PS– Note self-promotion!
I think we’re all missing the real story here: why is Meghan WalNUTS! so sexist?
oh and may I say, this is my very first foray into Wonkette comments, I’m honored and have a thrill going up my shin…
Tell me WALTNUT! called her a cunt. PLEASE!
Sarah’s gonna cut her.
She’s certainly picked up the Straight Talk from her father. The October surpise will be that she endorses Obama. The November surpise will be that, like every young person ever, she forgets to actually go and vote, and McCain wins. I, for one, welcome our new Meghan’s Dad overlords.
…and if anyone knows what a pig looks like its Meghan McCain!
“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ He was talking about his other Vietnamese family. I don’t care what he says, I’m not calling that oriental lady Mom.”
Strappo: Detective Frank Drebbbin
“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”
Well, he didn’t want to wear out ‘trollop-cunt’ as a term of endearment.
“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”
She probably at least once a day directed to the CuntTrollop when she was growing up. Family Values eveeryone!
Gopherit v2.0: jinx!
Wow, a moment of honesty from a McCain. Based on this anomoly, I’m switching my support to Walnuts! and Sarahcooter.
grevillea: Awww. Damn. Well don.
So now The One decreeing something makes it an “established fact”?
Is PTSD McCain going to go all Dick Cheney on her and shoot her in the face for her disobedience?
Canmon (the Inadequate): um…no. Wonkette decreeing something makes it established fact. Try to keep up.
Canmon (the Inadequate): Don’t you have something better to do, like shave your legs or bake an apple pie?
Canmon (the Inadequate): No, context, and general agreement from everyone but you and the Walnuts! camp, makes it true.
Seriously, from one Wonketteer to another, you’re holding on to this Hopey-hatred a little too tight. Get drunk, medicated, or laid. Hell, all three. Something.
Promoting her children’s book about her father?!? I want to read the chapter about the 3-little pigs wearing lipsticks.
Speaking of lipstick on pigs something something something, Meghan McCain !!!! hahahah seriously. She is an idiotic pig.
Also, anyone see that the ad was pulled from the McCain’s youtube page?
I do have to wonder that, according to that book cover, Walnuts looks exactly like he does now as he did back when she was what 5 or 6 years old. He’s either not aging or has always been a decrepit looking old man.
Canmon (the Inadequate): What the hell are you talking about?
Meghan’s turn as GOP darling: Over.
She’ll be unable to talk to the press from now on.
Ah, the spotlight is so brief, so fickle.
Of course Meghan’s heard her father use the term “lipstick on a pig”! I mean, have you seen her?
Texan Bulldoggette: Except the cover was photoshopped, look at that crop of hair!
Godot: Beat you to it.
Yay! Gawker has picked up on the National Enquirer story now. That makes it only a step or two from the MSM. Kinda.
Xpher Walken reading 3-tiny pigs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc
edgydrifter: Well played, sir, well played.
“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ And it made my mother cry. Every time.”
Canmon (the Inadequate): No it is mostly sentence structure and context and simple grammar in which Sarah Palin was not the referrant, or whatever the word is.
It is nice to have some dissenting opinions around here but please avoid such NRO-Cornerisms as “The One”? Good lord. And this applies to “McSame” and “Rethuglican” and all that other stupid crap on the opposite side too, so don’t even.
What I particularly enjoy is that her book is supposed to be for kids, right? Why is the cover designed so blatantly to appeal to 70 year olds?
Just askin’.
Gopherit v2.0: “”I’ve partied with Track for years. I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed. OxyContin was definitely his drug of choice.”
Good gawd, Rush has found his soul mate!
Crow T. Robot: Because no child is complete without a old pedophile to comfort them. It was actually the GOP motto before “More Christian than Christ” replaced it.
shortsshortsshorts: Make. It. Stop.
Crow T. Robot: So that those 70-year-olds will buy multiple copies for their terribly disappointed (and soon to be scarred by illustrated torture) grandchildren?
shortsshortsshorts: Damn the delay / me not refreshing.
Oh, that Meghan! I thought we were talking about Anonymous Lobbyist and it seemed a bit harsh…
Yes, Meghan McCain is clearly retarded.
Godot: I, for one, think you are quite refreshing.
Jim Newell: For the record I think it was a gaffe and not intentional. However, I can’t help but see the parallels to when Bill Clinton referred to Obama’s Iraq policy consistency as a “fairy tale” and Michelle Obama (with the help of a lot of people in the media and on line) portrayed it as a racist attack. It was obvious in context that it had nothing to do with race but that didn’t stop the Obama campaign from claiming it did.
Advocatus_Diaboli: okay then… http://www.nga.org/portal/site/nga/menuitem.1b395dd52847da4f9d28aca9501010a0/?vgnextoid=01de98218935f010VgnVCM1000001a01010aRCRD
Canmon (the Inadequate): YOU ARE NOT BEING TEH FUNNIES, Canmon. WHY NO FUNNIES?
Aaaahhhhh, wonderfully appropriate!
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/10/engrish-pedo-bear-agrees/
Jim Newell: Can I still use Poofy Hair Moose Princess? Or Cheektumor McPouchpants?
shortsshortsshorts: SLAPFIGHT!
Who,Moi?: Brilliant!
yeah, you!
Crow T. Robot: The cover was stolen from a NAMBLA pamphlet.
Canmon (the Inadequate): 2 .. many … serious… help… choke… bring choke ad back … must sink the pink….bleep… orp… ugh.
Gopherit v2.0: I would chip in if we have to hire a professional for
(the inadequate).
shortsshortsshorts: One could say Canmon may be ‘bitter’?
Lets get a pool going to buy a little street corner action and sweeten up the inadequate one.
shortsshortsshorts: errr.. it was inferred that i was off my meds for less…..
Why does wonkette hate lilblackcorvettes?
Canmon (the Inadequate): You do not seem to be able to help a lot of things.
Is there not some kind of “PUMA” site you can idle around in and spare us this nonsense?
glamourdammerung: why not tolerate dissenting opinions, no matter how asinine? don’t be republicanish!
Meghan McCain verifies that her father says “lipstick on a pig” all the time. What she left out is McCain usually says it when he’s waiting for Cindy to finish getting ready.
We’ve gone from “A Day No Pigs Would Die” to “A Day No Pigs Would Wear Lipstick.”
Anybody getting scared yet? =:-O
How much you wanna bet Fred Thompson uses this phrase like 50 times a day…and half the time HE is referring to Sarah Palin…
mookworthjwilson: I’m pretty sure Mattlock said that, too. Maybe that was Sheriff Andy Taylor? Opie?
“I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”
I’ll bet she has. I’ll just bet she has.
Has no one else realized the truth of what Barry was trying to say yet? Palin is the LIPSTICK! WALNUTS is the pig.
Canmon (the Inadequate):
For the record, it’s a commonly used expression. Not an insult, not a mistake, not a gaffe. The gaffe was McCain’s team hyperventilating and shouting “sexism!” before they bothered to see whether there was video of McCain himself using the term when talking about a Hillary Clinton policy. (Hint: there is)