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Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day’s Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED

Silly Meghan McCain, has her father taught her nothing about telling terrible lies as a means of achievement? Because when some reporter asked her about Pigdildostickgate and whether she thought Barack Obama was calling Sarah Palin a pig (btw, why do reporters have to ask people this question when it’s an established fact that Barack Obama didn’t?), she said she didn’t and — here’s the good part — “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’” Meghan you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! We expect a McCain rapid response statement shortly saying, “John McCain does not care about his fucking stupid daughter’s sexist opinion.” [The Hill]


6:06 PM on Wed September 10 2008
By Jim Newell
4914 Views

  1. c’mon, think how you’d respond to anything if you were Mrs. Stepford’s step-daugheter

  2. DarkSynergy says at 6:10 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Palin, not Meghan.

  3. The look on McFoggy’s face in this cover illustration is enough to give me the heebie-jeebies and perhaps the jim-jam-jitters. Also probably Meghan “daddy issues” for years to come.

  4. Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star says at 6:11 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Et tu, little trollop?

  5. Oh crap! McCain must have sired Meghan before the aliens transmorgified his brain into a GOP shill. Never fear, a quick icepick lobotomy should have Meghan parroting the party line toot-sweet.

  6. DarkSynergy says at 6:12 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Thats not John McCain on the cover of that book. It looks more like Dick Lugar. Why is Dick Lugar holding McCain’s daughter?

  7. Why, oh Y doesn’t anyone notice the important story here? Barry said, this story about lipstick is like catnip to the news media. HE CALLED THE PRESS PUSSIES AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! I love him!

  8. Tawmn: It’s Leslie Nielsen, putz.

    http://www.mondosapore.com

    PS– Note self-promotion!

  9. Strictly for the Tardcore says at 6:15 pm, September 10th, 2008

    I think we’re all missing the real story here: why is Meghan WalNUTS! so sexist?

  10. oh and may I say, this is my very first foray into Wonkette comments, I’m honored and have a thrill going up my shin…

  11. TicklePickle says at 6:16 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Tell me WALTNUT! called her a cunt. PLEASE!

  12. grevillea says at 6:16 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Sarah’s gonna cut her.

  13. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:17 pm, September 10th, 2008

    She’s certainly picked up the Straight Talk from her father. The October surpise will be that she endorses Obama. The November surpise will be that, like every young person ever, she forgets to actually go and vote, and McCain wins. I, for one, welcome our new Meghan’s Dad overlords.

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 6:18 pm, September 10th, 2008

    …and if anyone knows what a pig looks like its Meghan McCain!

  15. BrutallyHonestBabes says at 6:19 pm, September 10th, 2008

    “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ He was talking about his other Vietnamese family. I don’t care what he says, I’m not calling that oriental lady Mom.”

  16. LittlePhatGuise says at 6:20 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Strappo: Detective Frank Drebbbin

  17. grevillea says at 6:22 pm, September 10th, 2008

    “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

    Well, he didn’t want to wear out ‘trollop-cunt’ as a term of endearment.

  18. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:23 pm, September 10th, 2008

    “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

    She probably at least once a day directed to the CuntTrollop when she was growing up. Family Values eveeryone!

  19. grevillea says at 6:24 pm, September 10th, 2008
  20. Delicious says at 6:24 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Wow, a moment of honesty from a McCain. Based on this anomoly, I’m switching my support to Walnuts! and Sarahcooter.

  21. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:24 pm, September 10th, 2008

    grevillea: Awww. Damn. Well don.

  22. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 6:25 pm, September 10th, 2008

    So now The One decreeing something makes it an “established fact”?

  23. SisterTruth says at 6:29 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Is PTSD McCain going to go all Dick Cheney on her and shoot her in the face for her disobedience?

  24. GayInMaine says at 6:32 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): um…no. Wonkette decreeing something makes it established fact. Try to keep up.

  25. Canmon (the Inadequate): Don’t you have something better to do, like shave your legs or bake an apple pie?

  26. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:35 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): No, context, and general agreement from everyone but you and the Walnuts! camp, makes it true.

    Seriously, from one Wonketteer to another, you’re holding on to this Hopey-hatred a little too tight. Get drunk, medicated, or laid. Hell, all three. Something.

  27. btwbfdimho says at 6:36 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Promoting her children’s book about her father?!? I want to read the chapter about the 3-little pigs wearing lipsticks.

  28. Voyou Charmant says at 6:37 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Speaking of lipstick on pigs something something something, Meghan McCain !!!! hahahah seriously. She is an idiotic pig.

    Also, anyone see that the ad was pulled from the McCain’s youtube page?

  29. Texan Bulldoggette says at 6:37 pm, September 10th, 2008

    I do have to wonder that, according to that book cover, Walnuts looks exactly like he does now as he did back when she was what 5 or 6 years old. He’s either not aging or has always been a decrepit looking old man.

    Canmon (the Inadequate): What the hell are you talking about?

  30. Meghan’s turn as GOP darling: Over.
    She’ll be unable to talk to the press from now on.
    Ah, the spotlight is so brief, so fickle.

  31. Of course Meghan’s heard her father use the term “lipstick on a pig”! I mean, have you seen her?

  32. Texan Bulldoggette: Except the cover was photoshopped, look at that crop of hair!

  33. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:40 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Godot: Beat you to it.

  34. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:41 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Yay! Gawker has picked up on the National Enquirer story now. That makes it only a step or two from the MSM. Kinda.

  35. btwbfdimho says at 6:43 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Xpher Walken reading 3-tiny pigs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

  36. phildeaux says at 6:43 pm, September 10th, 2008

    edgydrifter: Well played, sir, well played.

  37. Canuckledragger says at 6:44 pm, September 10th, 2008

    “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’ And it made my mother cry. Every time.”

  38. JimNewell says at 6:44 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): No it is mostly sentence structure and context and simple grammar in which Sarah Palin was not the referrant, or whatever the word is.

    It is nice to have some dissenting opinions around here but please avoid such NRO-Cornerisms as “The One”? Good lord. And this applies to “McSame” and “Rethuglican” and all that other stupid crap on the opposite side too, so don’t even.

  39. Crow T. Robot says at 6:44 pm, September 10th, 2008

    What I particularly enjoy is that her book is supposed to be for kids, right? Why is the cover designed so blatantly to appeal to 70 year olds?

    Just askin’.

  40. Texan Bulldoggette says at 6:45 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: “”I’ve partied with Track for years. I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed. OxyContin was definitely his drug of choice.”

    Good gawd, Rush has found his soul mate!

  41. Crow T. Robot: Because no child is complete without a old pedophile to comfort them. It was actually the GOP motto before “More Christian than Christ” replaced it.

  42. Hooray For Anything says at 6:55 pm, September 10th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: Make. It. Stop.

  43. Crow T. Robot: So that those 70-year-olds will buy multiple copies for their terribly disappointed (and soon to be scarred by illustrated torture) grandchildren?

  44. shortsshortsshorts: Damn the delay / me not refreshing.

  45. Not_So_Much says at 7:02 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Oh, that Meghan! I thought we were talking about Anonymous Lobbyist and it seemed a bit harsh…

    Yes, Meghan McCain is clearly retarded.

  46. shortsshortsshorts says at 7:06 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Godot: I, for one, think you are quite refreshing.

  47. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 7:08 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Jim Newell: For the record I think it was a gaffe and not intentional. However, I can’t help but see the parallels to when Bill Clinton referred to Obama’s Iraq policy consistency as a “fairy tale” and Michelle Obama (with the help of a lot of people in the media and on line) portrayed it as a racist attack. It was obvious in context that it had nothing to do with race but that didn’t stop the Obama campaign from claiming it did.

  48. shortsshortsshorts says at 7:15 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): YOU ARE NOT BEING TEH FUNNIES, Canmon. WHY NO FUNNIES?

  49. Viva la Cynthia says at 7:18 pm, September 10th, 2008
  50. RuperttheBear says at 7:21 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Jim Newell: Can I still use Poofy Hair Moose Princess? Or Cheektumor McPouchpants?

    shortsshortsshorts: SLAPFIGHT!

  51. sati demise says at 7:39 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Who,Moi?: Brilliant!
    yeah, you!

  52. Crow T. Robot: The cover was stolen from a NAMBLA pamphlet.

  53. Canmon (the Inadequate): 2 .. many … serious… help… choke… bring choke ad back … must sink the pink….bleep… orp… ugh.

  54. sati demise says at 7:46 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: I would chip in if we have to hire a professional for
    (the inadequate).

    shortsshortsshorts: One could say Canmon may be ‘bitter’?
    Lets get a pool going to buy a little street corner action and sweeten up the inadequate one.

  55. lilblackcorvette says at 7:57 pm, September 10th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: errr.. it was inferred that i was off my meds for less…..
    Why does wonkette hate lilblackcorvettes?

  56. glamourdammerung says at 8:45 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): You do not seem to be able to help a lot of things.

    Is there not some kind of “PUMA” site you can idle around in and spare us this nonsense?

  57. glamourdammerung: why not tolerate dissenting opinions, no matter how asinine? don’t be republicanish!

  58. HoofHearted says at 9:40 pm, September 10th, 2008

    Meghan McCain verifies that her father says “lipstick on a pig” all the time. What she left out is McCain usually says it when he’s waiting for Cindy to finish getting ready.

  59. Texas2Step says at 9:49 pm, September 10th, 2008

    We’ve gone from “A Day No Pigs Would Die” to “A Day No Pigs Would Wear Lipstick.”

    Anybody getting scared yet? =:-O

  60. mookworthjwilson says at 12:35 am, September 11th, 2008

    How much you wanna bet Fred Thompson uses this phrase like 50 times a day…and half the time HE is referring to Sarah Palin…

  61. mookworthjwilson: I’m pretty sure Mattlock said that, too. Maybe that was Sheriff Andy Taylor? Opie?

  62. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 7:06 am, September 11th, 2008

    “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’”

    I’ll bet she has. I’ll just bet she has.

  63. The Rev. Yevot says at 7:54 am, September 11th, 2008

    Has no one else realized the truth of what Barry was trying to say yet? Palin is the LIPSTICK! WALNUTS is the pig.

  64. Canmon (the Inadequate):
    For the record, it’s a commonly used expression. Not an insult, not a mistake, not a gaffe. The gaffe was McCain’s team hyperventilating and shouting “sexism!” before they bothered to see whether there was video of McCain himself using the term when talking about a Hillary Clinton policy. (Hint: there is)

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