Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day's Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED

Silly Meghan McCain, has her father taught her nothing about telling terrible lies as a means of achievement? Because when some reporter asked her about Pigdildostickgate and whether she thought Barack Obama was calling Sarah Palin a pig (btw, why do reporters have to ask people this question when it's an established fact that Barack Obama didn't?), she said she didn't and -- here's the good part -- "I've heard my dad say that, the term 'lipstick on a pig.'" Meghan you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! We expect a McCain rapid response statement shortly saying, "John McCain does not care about his fucking stupid daughter's sexist opinion." [ The Hill ]