WE TOLD YOU IT WAS VIDEO DAY  1:44 pm September 10, 2008

Last Call At The Liffey: Good-Bye RNC St. Paul

by Ken Layne

Because it’s Video Day at Wonkette (how did that happen?), let’s watch what happens when the editors of Reason, Utne Reader, your Wonkette writers and friends, and a random funny Ron Paul fanatic from Boston meet again in a terrible Irish pub just steps from the beloved Xcel Center and just moments after John McCain disrespected women by dropping balloon bombs on Andrea Mitchell. That’s right, a few moments of drunken hijinx.

And here’s … well, it sort of describes itself, doesn’t it?
Jesus fucking christ ....

Thanks to our favorite Paultard/Pats-tard Garrett Quinn for the video, and to BlogAds boss Henry Copeland for the photo!

Garrett at the RNC [YouTube]

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Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 10, 2008 at 1:54 pm

I should probably just get this outa the way…lipstick. There.

PeteJayhawk v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 1:55 pm

That picture needs to go on the masthead. Hell, it should BE the masthead.

Or the title bar thingy up top, whatever journalismists call that.

Go America. Go Wonkette.

Serolf Divad September 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm

I’ve been wasting time on Wonkette far too long. Every time I see the phrase “St. Paul” I think Saint Ron Paul of the golden standard.

CivicHoliday September 10, 2008 at 1:58 pm

So did Garrett comment on the fact that Ron Paul is refusing to endorse McCain? Can we join with our paultard brethren to throw a tsunami of teh crazy at the Walnuts/Snowbilly ticket?

PeteJayhawk v2.0 September 10, 2008 at 1:59 pm

[re=91427]Serolf Divad[/re]: You think YOU’VE been wasting time on Wonkette far too long? I now end every report at work with “[snarky comment], the end”. It’s great if you’re making fun of politicians, not so wonderful for marketing research.

CivicHoliday September 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm

By the way, all, since your faithless editors here at Wonkette haven’t gotten off their asses to start a thread about it yet (even though they posted the teaser yesterday), here’s a breif description of today’s Ron Paul event:


freakishlystrong September 10, 2008 at 2:03 pm

WHO is that adorable little hobbit in the patriotic lid?

KevoTron September 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Is Sara K. Smith rocking the infamous Malkin-freak-out/Rachael Ray/Keffiyeh Chic/Tairist flag??? I knew you traitors hated America but I never knew how much…

freakishlystrong September 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm

lipstick, 911, terraism, lipstick, 911, terraism, lipstick, 911, terraism, lipstick, 911, terraism..

rambone September 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

ManchuCandidate September 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Where’s the Sara K pole dancing vid?

botlrokit September 10, 2008 at 2:14 pm

I made another comment about being a southerner recently, but I didn’t realize our Wonkette is likewise a rebel… how else can she explain the horizontal highlights in that photograph with Sam the Eagle and dead Jim Henson? I’m hoping it was the flash or the Liffey Lighting™, and not a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

that look on women just screams, “I DON’T CARE WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE… LOOK AT ME, GODDAMN YOU!!”

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Why does Wonkette hate balloons? Terrorists!

Big Al1317 September 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm

You’re much funnier in print.

WadISay September 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm

I see by the neck tag that the middle fellow in the bottom picture took second place in something. Even not knowing what the contest was about, I would definitely have given him first.

Truculent September 10, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Too bad youw asted your time at that pee hole. A better time is to be had across the river at The Local, where one can get properly pissed without having to push aside suburban dads seeking refuge from their families in the Science Museum.

TGY September 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Good to see y’all are on the ball!

YellowSnow September 10, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Sara, I’m really pleased you are not also sporting a beard. Keep up the good work

Rush September 10, 2008 at 6:08 pm

I’m not pointing fingers but someone is sporting some pre-pubescent man-boobs

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