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BLACK GOVERNOR IS RACIST FOR NOTING PALIN’S RACIST ATTACK ON ‘COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS’: What would the GOP do without black people to call racist? [Gawker]
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Gawd, how obnoxious: blind racists.
What the fuck are these uppity whites up to now?
This reminds me…did we ever settle on Palin’s ‘whore diamond’ number. I have it pegged at around 1 1/2. Woulda been a 3 but that pussy has seen more traffic then 495 on a friday.
Awww, I love Paty Pat! Next to Ann Richards, he’s the best governor under whose term I’ve had the pleasure of living in that state. Or some coherent sentence that acknowledges how much I like David Paterson.
HomoPolitico: you foreigners and your disregard for articles.
Seen more traffic than the 405. Ever.
I used to be a community organizer. Now I’m looking for a job as a cum unity organizer.
Jeez, the one black guy at the GOP convention would have said something if he thought it was racist.
HomoPolitico: 0.75 max whore diamonds for The Governess. Her voice is more irritating than a $200 French manicure on a blackboard.
HomoPolitico: There are no whore diamonds in Alaska. Only whores.
BTW, Paterson’s wife is totally a GWILF.
shortsshortsshorts: Whore coal.
Viva la Cynthia: She used to be a SLILF (second lady). I’ve always wondered how Lynne Cheney felt about being called the SLOTUS.
Why I love Gov. Paterson:
He’s blind.
He’s a black guy.
He’s from Harlem.
We got a blind black guy from Harlem to be Governor because of a couple of hookers. That’s a Cinderella story of the ages.
He then told people who weren’t asking that he was having an open marriage and having blind buck nekked sex in the West Side Days Inn…
And no one made a deal about it.
Then one of the first acts he did as mayor was pardon Slick Rick.
He’s one of the greatest NY politicians ever. Does the guy need to die to have an airport named after him already? I mean, was LaGuardia ever so pimp? I think not. Why? Two eyes. Two.
Paterson 4eva.
Oh, and if a blind guy says you’re racist, you’re racist. Wrap it up. There’s no comeback for that one.
I think it’s OK for the Governor to play the race card if Giuliani and Palin are going to play the “we’re a bunch of multimillionaire multiple home-owning trust-fund fuckheads with no worries about our finances/healthcare/job security, while sanctimoniously mocking the poor/unemployed/disenfranchised who could do with some more organization in their troubled communities” card.
Giuiani wasn’t being racist, he was just momentarily fantasizing about having his shitbox tonguejacked. (Which probably makes me homophobic).
shortsshortsshorts: I beg to differ, darlin. There are diamonds in Alaska. Only there the “ice” is actually meth.
And they be blingin up there, f’reals.
They’re just upset because we know that they think that by calling us racist we’ll stop knowing that they’re really racist.
Just proves that even a blind guy can have a roving eye.
Why does Sarah make Rape Victims to pay for their own Forensic Exam?
http://www.frontiersman.com/articles/2000/05/23/news.txt
Why do the ReThugs love disease and suffering?
Why do the ReThugs hate Science?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/09/mccain-camp-biden-sunk-to_n_125143.html
rambone: You just said “these people” and I take offense to that. stupid racist black person. (you’re black right? If not never mind. The only real racists are black people. White apologist Michelle Malkin told me so.)
HomoPolitico:
You’re on fire today. Can we get gay married in Canada?
KevoTron: Michelle Malkin’s not white; not sure what she is but she’s not white. Oh & she’s also crazy!
tunamelt: Do I smell a southern Californian in the room? I’ve had the argument over whether or not to use a definite article in front of freeway number designators with many a Los Angelean. I always win.
Why do people keep claiming that Obama gave up great opportunities on Wall Street to become a community organizer? He only had a B.A. in political science at that point.
Is it really racist to laugh and jeer about community organizers? I think classless, tasteless, gauche, hypocritical, nouveau-riche, elitist and piggish should be enough without having to throw racist into the mix.
Texan Bulldoggette: Phillipino, I believe. Also, anchor baby.
I think I’m getting the hang of Repubu-speech. When you’re “playing the (fill in the blank) card,” they really mean you’ve done the political equivalent of telling the teacher that someone pushed a kid off the slide at recess, right?
AnnieGetYourFun: Kevin Drum blogged about this on Political Animal last month. Funny posts. It is a uniquely SoCal trait that has recently made it’s way up THE I-5 corridor to our town. For shame.
Full disclosure. I lived in LA for a Summer and still call it “the five”. I’m pathetic and I know it.
Texan Bulldoggette: You don’t need to be white to be a white apologist. She’s Filipino by the way. Brown on the outside and Klan on the inside. She has some really batshit crazy post about Rice’s admonition that there are too few minorities in the state department today. For me the post crescendos with her noting the majority skin color of the 9/11 hijackers. sickening.
I’m feeling so elitist right now that I am starting to hate other white people.
tunamelt,AnnieGetYourFun,KevoTron: What? Since moving to Seattle, I’ve always called it “the eye-five” or “the four-oh-five”. Is that wrong? I was taught how to speak American by a San Diegon, so the SoCal thing is obviously still a factor.
snig: You mean the guy in the suit on the first night who sat with the Tennessee delegation, and then on the second night put on a cowboy hat and sat in the Nebraska delegation, and then somehow got up near the front of the room the night of McCain’s speech? Yeah, we saw him too. It was like “Where’s Waldo.”
shortsshortsshorts: No no, it’s white guilt gnawing at your kishkes. And a good thing too.
NB: My today’s post…no racist remarks but a swipe at Cindy McCain and Mother Teresa. Does that make me a hater?
http://www.mondosapore.com
AnnieGetYourFun: KevoTron: iwillsavethispatient: I am from Southern California. I wince when I hear people say it without a “the.” It just freaks me out.
snig: PERFECTLY PUT. I’m going to have to steal that.
Less than two months to go and no one (at least, of any importance) has come right out with N word. While it surprises me and also makes me proud of our little GOP, I doubt that we’ll get all the way to the election without an N bomb, on tape, of a prominent GOPer.
This must be one of them East Coast politicians Mitt Romney warned us about. Come, let us find Alan Keyes and see if he’ll run against him.
AnnieGetYourFun: When I lived in Chicago we referred to the grocery store as “The Jewel.”
shortsshortsshorts: Starting? Didn’t you always?
Advocatus_Diaboli: Yeah, but unfortunately if they did drop the N-bomb I don’t think it would matter because most of the people voting for WALNUTS! are racist anyway.
NoWireHangers: I still live in Chicago, and still go to “The Jewel,” but things is pricier these days, so I’ve been going to “The Dominicks.”
NoWireHangers: They’d love it actually. They’d lick his raisins.
http://www.mondosapore.com
Texan Bulldoggette: she certainly thinks she is. which counts.
Advocatus_Diaboli: The self-restraint is rather remarkable.
NoWireHangers: Sadly, you’re probably right, although I think it would change the polling: a lot of fly-over soccer moms would probably be ashamed to tell a pollster they’re still voting for the N-bomb ticket, but in the privacy of the voting booth ….
NoWireHangers: Kill whitey.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Obama_Lipstick_on_a_pig.html
Barry fights back!
cue the “HE’S LOST THE RACE” comments in 3,2,1…
magic titty: Well, she ain’t a Negress, so she definitely thinks she’s uppity.
My Gayest City Ever’s newspaper has the most amazing set of questions for Palin, and it totally made me want some man-meat, even for a worshiper of teh buubz.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=30052
Just beautiful. Beautiful.
shortsshortsshorts: Nice. These are also good, but in an arugula-eating elitist sort of way: http://www.politico.com/arena/
sezme: Gaaaaah! I’m going to be sick now. Very, very sick. As should you.
Guv Patterson doesn’t see race… just like Colbert.
shortsshortsshorts: Gov. Palin, your state is close to Russia. And Palin sounds a lot like Putin. Is it true the Bridge to Nowhere was intended to provide a road link to Moscow?
Next thing you know calling someone puts obstacles in front of blind people anti-blind will get you tagged as anti-blind!
elitistpigbull: hope you’re not driving.
elitistpigbull: God you are so stupid! And you can’t proofread. You must be blind!
Next thing you know calling someone WHO puts obstacles in front of blind people anti-blind will get you tagged as anti-blind!
What is a comma?
Canmon (the Inadequate): He kept doing community organizing post Harvard law school. Check his wiki. At Harvard, he was president of Harvard Law Review, an extremely prestigious position. Especially being the first black guy to do this constitued “write your own ticket, tremendous earnings opportunities”. Both paths involve tremendous work and drive, but the Wall Street direction would likely have resulted in at least an order of magnitude higher earnings.
grevillea: That would still make it a bridge to nowhere I guess.
elitistpigbull: It, is, usually, improperly, used.
NoWireHangers: In Flo’da the Piggly Wiggly was The Piggly Wiggly but Publix was just Publix.
Canmon (the Inadequate): Bitching about the democratic candidate because the one you wanted lost doesn’t make you a community organizer either.
rambone: Fuckin’A right on the Camaro part! my friend.
Sleeep.
I did phone banking for Obama today, and had a “conservative democrat” tell me that “Obama only cares about black people, just like his pastor.” Beer.
What would they do? Talk sh*t about Muslims, Hispanics, poor people. What else?
I would have loved to read this article, but I’m still boycotting all Nick Denton enterprises for (a) selling Wonkette, and (b) not shit-canning those 2 idiot editors at Jezebel after their horrifying interview with Liz Winnstead. But I digress…
Paterson is fucking awesome. Not only do I applaud how forthcoming he was about his affair after he was sworn in (and, yes, that one was necessary…not like Palin throwing her daughter to the wolves to stop blog speculation about her own pregnancy), but I think he’s Stephen Colbert’s new black friend.
One of the other teachers where I work was having a fit about Obama about a month back. His peroration: “Obama’s nothing more than an uppity nigger! And I am NOT racist!”
DoktorZoom: Christ, man, where the hell do you teach? Sounds like a dreamy kindergarten.
Viva la Cynthia: and she’s wearin a good, Democratic fur coat: union-made and bought from a store, not shot by her dad and skinned right there on the side on the side of the Denali Highway
AnnieGetYourFun: I love you, Annie, but you are so, so wrong on this. Of course you need to use the article in front of the interstate number, unless you are using the actual word in that position, such as Interstate 10.
Otherwise, you just sound like a retard.
gurukalehuru: God, you people are weird. We invented the English language here in Cambridge, Mass, and we say “…take 93 North” or, “avoid the dueling-doughnuts-of-death rotaries on 16 by Fresh Pond.” There is no “the” before a route number, period.
how dare a blind, undeserving negro speaking out of place!!
Clarence Thomas weeps
http://www.abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/SupremeCourt/wireStory?id=5762883