We just received an awesome email advertisement offer that sounds like the perfect way to make random last-minute hiring decisions. Subject: Same day hiring decisions are possible.

From: Mark
To: HR Department
CC: Hiring Manager
Date: Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Subject: Same day hiring decisions are possible

Introducing the new RAPID HIRE Employment Screening & Background Check System

If you are currently not able to make SAME DAY hiring decisions, you may be an excellent candidate for the RAPID HIRE Employment Screening & Background Check System. Our new RAPID HIRE System offers our customers access to intelligent tools which have been built into our proprietary web application.

Our intelligent tools will increase your efficiency and expedite the time in which you can make effective hiring decisions. You will enjoy our”Best in Class” service.

Below is a list of some of the services and service times available through the new RAPID HIRE System.

SSN Trace – Instant
Credit Report – Instant
MVR Report – Instant
Over 700 popular Counties for County Criminal records searches – SAME DAY
Over 30 States for Statewide Criminal records searches – SAME DAY
Nationwide Criminal Searches scanning over 300 million Criminal records – SAME DAY
Majority of all employment & education verifications – SAME DAY

For more information on the RAPID HIRE program simply reply to this e-mail. Based on your inquiry, we would be happy to provide you with a consultation or forward additional information that may assist you in enhancing your hiring efficiencies.

Hmm, so was Alaska one of the 30 states available for SAME DAY criminal records searches?

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