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Wonkette contextual advertising operative “Erin” sends us this Offensive screen shot from a Politico article by two of the publication’s four writers. Many have speculated that Politico harbors a right-wing bias, and this basically confirms it. They want someone to off Ol’ Yellow Tooth McCain after he’s in office so that a REAL CONSERVATIVE, Sarah Palin, can step in and make life terrible for everyone, again. [Politico]
Everymom. How fucking droll.
EVERYBODY knows that the bird is the word! [Baow, baow, baow.]
At least McGrampy’s being honest about how he feels about the voters.
…everytime I see WALNUTS! I just cant help reciting Emperor Palpatines lines from “Star Wars”!!!
“Now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station”
Murder is so wrong. Can’t we just torture yellow teeth for five and a half years?
Everymom? Fuck that, it’s an insult to breeders. The mere fact that I have squeezed infants from my ladyparts does not mean that I am as dumb as that dreadful fundie Governess.
Yellow teeth? I thought that was bits of corn.
If Walnuts decided to get gold teeth then he could charge lobbyists double for a BJ.
Every time I see her photo, Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” starts playing in my mind.
They’re both laughing in the picture becuase they know its true. Its in the bible, on page 102 I recall.
Nice ad for “Gramps and Granny’s” home made Jellies and Jams.
Yellow Tooth is your new bicycle.
Every time I look at these two together, I just think, “You’re kidding…right?” When a fraud meets a fraud walking down the street…
I have one question I would like to see old Charlie ask Sarah…
“Do you believe that the Bible supersedes the Constitution of the United States?”
They may be yellow, but they’re his!
Original enamel: a true conservative value.
The photo…the caption…the magick…a beautiful example Politico’s turd-shine.
“Have you ever been…to Electric Ladyland….?”
Is she fondling his fighter pilot in this photo?
Oh how i hate these two dickheads.
I want Bush again. Fuck you, term limits.
Everymom… Funny, I don’t see my neighbor’s wives off banning books, maintaining enemies lists, and advocating the shooting of animals from planes, etc… I need to get into a better neighborhood.
Walnuts is smiling because he has an erection under that counter.
Who is up for starting a Wonkette colony overseas on November 5th?
thatonegirlsays: I’ll volunteer to do it (somewhere in the EU, preferably where it’s warmer and they know how to cook). I’ll want earmarked funds for it though.
wallythepug: Either that or he just pooped in his pants.
This is mean. Don’t they know that McCain didn’t have Crest White Strips for 5.5 years? He didn’t even have a table. He couldn’t do anything.
But hey, why is Sarah Palin sucking John McCain’s big black c0ck in this picture?
Tawmn: this Everymom bullshit is the most debased of all the superlatives they’ve attached to this political troll. There are a lot of mothers who arent white or wolf killers.
I want debates, and I want them now, and I want Barack and Joe to slap those doughy white folk across the chops and make it sting. WOLVERVINES!
Put clorox on yellow teeth and neuter idiot next to him!!
“Everymom”. Right, just what we need one 72-year-old heartbeat from the presidency. Most everymoms on my block are bitches, oh & stupid. Some examples for your reading pleasure:
1. Bitching because the neighbor didn’t drag in their trash can fast enough to suit them.
2. Complain because your husband’s Harley woke up their babies from their nap.
3. Home school because ‘those teachers just aren’t teaching the right values’ (never mind they’re not SUPPOSED to be teaching ‘values’).
4. Ask you to keep your cat away from them because they’re pregnant & they might catch a virus from their poop (from all the way inside their house).
5. Say stupid shit like “my you’re grass is getting really long (hint, hint).”
6. Have no idea about political issues. Just know they’re Republican because they ‘believe in God’ & go to church every time the door is open.
7. Don’t recycle any of their alcoholic beverage bottles because then people might know they drink alcohol.
Yeah, just what we need, a bitchy, hypocritical & stupid Everymom for president. Yikes….
I take the term “Everymom” to be of the same vein as commercial advertising.
A commercial for “Spic ‘n Span,” that uses the term “Mom” no less than 12 times in all of its 30 seconds. Mom makes a statement, like, “If my floors aren’t clean, it means I don’t love my family enough.”
Don’t you love your family enough to keep your kitchen floor shiny?
So, we get - Sarah “Everymom” Palin - If you don’t vote for her, you don’t love your family.
(brought to you by the makers of TurdShine)
Texan Bulldoggette: Forget Texas!! We’re nicer (and less insane) in Northern CA.
Can we just change his name from Walnuts to Murder Yellowteeth?
I believe that the Senator refers to them as his “gook teeth”.
friendlynerd: That’s the name he uses when he and Sarah play Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sarah Palin is Everymom for the Republicans because she represents them on a small scale. After all, it is proven fact that at least 1 in 5 Republican kids are retards.
Am I the only one who noticed her right hand is somewhere under the table & he seems very happy? That’s what I thought this post was about when I first saw the photo, & before I read the actual post.