Wonkette
Every year duck hunters have to get a stamp showing they’re allowed to shoot these animals that Cindy McCain enjoys bothering so much, and the cards that the stamp goes on have a hilarious misprint! Instead of giving you the number to order more duck stamps, it gives you the number where you can have sexytalk with pretty ladies for $1.99 a minute. And that, friends, is the difference between 1-800-STAMP24 and 1-800-TRAMP24. Silly Fish and Wildlife Service, with your accidental sex shenanigans! [Star-Tribune]
Be kind to your web-footed friends.
Can have the charges put on my bill?
So, what do the hunters end up choosing? Staying out in the cold waiting to shoot ducks, or talking to a sexy lady?
just think what you get if you try to order moose stamps
So do they quack?
EnBuenOra:
Having known some hunters in my time, they’d rather be in the cold waiting to shoot ducks which is more of a thrill to them than dirty talking to a frumpy housefrau who is doing her laundry or an ex-USMC sergeant with a high pitched voice.
Fuck a duck!
My fetish: I like to marinade hookers in orange sauce.
ManchuCandidate: Maybe they talk dirty to the ducks before they shoot.
4tehlulz: This could save the lives of ducks. They may never get around to firing the gun.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: Well, they’ll get around to firing a gun. It just won’t be the one loaded with bullets.
Cloaca…….(cough)…..
Tramp24 has been bail out and is now part of Fish & Wildlife Service. Fannie Daisy Mae & Freddie Duck!
Ducks are hot, don’t get me wrong. But for my money, I like a little goose on gander action.
The Straight Quack Express
…I think we finally know why Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were always arguing about whether it was “Rabbit season” or “Duck Season”!
Wow, stoned Cindy McCain sounds like a lot more fun that the sober one we saw at the convention.
…that features a breathy woman promising callers that they can “talk only to the girls who turn you on”
“Hello, this is 1-800 TRAMP, where we satisfy your every fantasy. Uh…a what now? Can I put you on hold for a second? Great — hang on.”
“Hey, can anybody here quack like a goddamned American wigeon?”
SayItWithWookies: Win. Or “quack.”
loquaciousmusic: That’s exactly what I was saying.
Canmon (the Inadequate): She looked sedated to me. She had a couple good eye-rolls during her speech.
And 1-800-TRAMPSTAMP connects you with a randomly-selected cell phone in Santa Barbara, CA.
I’d hit Daisy.
In the ass, too.
With a load of No. 8 birdshot.
And then I’d EAT her!!!!
::::Whew. That got STEAMY there for a minute:::
So what number do I call to have phone sex workers talk dirty to me about duck stamps?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
It was no misprint. USFWS is so underfunded by the Bush admin that all their conservation initiatives went down the toilet, so now the waterfowl have to pay for their own wetland restoration projects by talking dirty to fat bald 45 - 55 year old men on chat lines. “Quack quack - me quaky you long time”
I tried calling 800-TRAMP24 but I chickened out when the woman on the line answered, “Hello, Governor’s Mansion…”