Wonkette
We were all jealous of Wonkette videographer Liz Glover after seeing this Polaroid she took with America’s beautiful boy, Mitt “Willard” Romney. That is one tasty-lookin’ fraud salad! Liz claims that they never hooked up, but she doesn’t realize that in Mormonism, a handshake is considered third base. Also: Liz — like most people who, in some fashion, have worked for Gawker Media in the past — has been doing some work for the Radar blog, so help a sister out and watch this interview she did with Spike Lee in Denver. [Radar]
Oh cute, his hand looks like it was rubbed with turd!
He just looks like a typical asshole!
You’ve got to admit, that hair is amazing. Romney’s isn’t bad either.
Honestly, who still has a polaroid?
Did he call her a Jezebel for her slightly revealing top, designed to draw attention to her mammary area?
I am loving Liz
ReelectTilden: You can tell the film is from 1988.
But did she stroke that lacquered man helmet of hair Mittens has? Also was this picture taken in 1970?
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what an amazingly attractive couple, just imagine their beautiful childrens
Wife number two!
Mmmmmm… Fraud salad.
He looks like he’s pulling her towards him and is about to eat her head.
RUN LIZ RUN!!!
Sorry you had to touch him for us, Liz.
I bet he smells like brill cream and fresh laundry.
Oooooh, that’s mitt’s bad side. try again!
I hope Liz warshed her hands, that magical underwear has got more germs than a YMCA toilet.
polaroids are all very well, Liz Glover (whoever you are), but we only believe you really bagged Mittens if you can produce the magic underpants
Romney took manscaping lessons from Geroge Hamilton.
…did he show you his magic underwear?
Liz, you should never wash that hand again…. Instead chop it off and stuff it down the garbage disposal with a Drano chaser. I can see from the photo that your face may already freezing into a permanently fake smile, so let’s hope it is not too late.
Looks like a still from a snuff film.
Does anyone know how long that rod is that Mittens has up his ass?
Did you trade dog terrorizing stories?
Eh. I’m actually jealous about her meeting John Oliver.
Was this photo taken before or after Mittens let the dogs loose?
anyone else having comment problems out there? anyone? my access seems to be sporadic.
oh and i never thought i would be in a place of desperately wishing mittens had been the VEEP pick.
oh and fabulous dress.
Cute dress, Liz!
shortsshortsshorts: Not a long rod, just a magic thong wedgie!
She may not realize it, but she just became celestial wife # 2. Sorry Liz, you have to have his babies now, and the really bad part is that it isn’t just till death do you part. It’s forever!
Awww, Liz is pretty even in awful contrast, take it how you will.
I’m just impressed he is actually looking at the camera. He’s got the “eyes up” drill down cold.
Mo MoDo: Yes, but Liz didn’t exactly dress to allow for a peek. Looser neck line, an under wire, better posture, and who knows? Oh, or one of those prairie dresses. But like I said, they’re married now, so he can look all he wants…or totally ignore her. It’s a morman thing.
Wait..wait…’get a brain, Mormon!’ Hm, somebody must’ve said that already.
They both look like they’re speaking through clenched teeth. Another year and Mittens eyebrows will be below his eyes.
Liz is so cute, no?
trophy(forparticipation)wife: Liz is so cute, yes. Sara too. This site is hetero heavenly.
Liz, I know you may be tempted, but DO NOT cut off and/or burn that hand! We have Purell now! WE HAVE PURELL!!!
Can we start a charity or something to get poor Liz a real camera? She’s far too adorable to be imaged with antiques!
I’m not sure the contrast really is that off…Mitt really IS that spray-on-tan orange.
So I saved the picture, increased sharpness, contrast, and saturation. Then I ran it through a noise filter. Guess what? Mittens is one dimensional! A Poster of his former self. Liz’s dress is nice though. Especially the décolletage!
Who in 2008 doesn’t have even a cell-phone camera… but happens to have a Polaroid from the Ford Administration?
I mean, are we talking a Land Camera or just a OneStep here?
V572625694: I know that’s the only reason I stay
loudmouthredhead: Have to take your pleasures where you find them.
After reading more about Palin’s crazy apocalyptic fundamentalist church, I have to say I bet that Mittens spent the weekend laughing his ass off.
Liz - how fabulous was his suit? My latter day saint, I can’t keep my eyes off it. It’s like a wonderful piece of heaven. What is that velvet?
I wouldnt vote for him but i’d do him! and his magic underpants.
V572625694: Liz is definitely cute, but she needs to quit slouching. That’s right, Liz, some random guy on the interwebz says quit slouching, so snap to it!
Where is Dice Clay with a nice poem when you need it…
Did you guys trade dog stories?
Larry Fine: manscaping! ha ha
Ohhhh Mittens, you big boy. If only you were the VP nominee. I would feel slightly better about the possible future of America. I wonder what his thoughts are on Palin?
Good to see Mitt is maintaining the proper Mormon 13.5″ inch spacing between a married man and a jezebel.
OMG, Liz’s prom date is so much hotter than mine!
i hope mittens doesnt fade out of politics, maybe he can be apointed secritary of horrible tanning or something
IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE LIBERALS MAKING FUN OF A MAN’S RELIGION LIKE CRAZY CONSERVITIVES MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLES RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. AREN’T DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MORE EDUCATED PARTY? I GUESS THAT’S WHY I’LL STAY INDEPENDENT. IF SOMETHING IS SACRED TO ANYBODY IT’S SACRED TO ME.