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THE ULTIMATE POLAROID

September 8, 2008

Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!

by Jim Newell  

We were all jealous of Wonkette videographer Liz Glover after seeing this Polaroid she took with America’s beautiful boy, Mitt “Willard” Romney. That is one tasty-lookin’ fraud salad! Liz claims that they never hooked up, but she doesn’t realize that in Mormonism, a handshake is considered third base. Also: Liz — like most people who, in some fashion, have worked for Gawker Media in the past — has been doing some work for the Radar blog, so help a sister out and watch this interview she did with Spike Lee in Denver. [Radar]

{ 49 comments }

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler September 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Oh cute, his hand looks like it was rubbed with turd!

He just looks like a typical asshole!

FreshCliches September 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm

You’ve got to admit, that hair is amazing. Romney’s isn’t bad either.

ReelectTilden September 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Honestly, who still has a polaroid?

Texan Bulldoggette September 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Did he call her a Jezebel for her slightly revealing top, designed to draw attention to her mammary area?

Deepthroat September 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I am loving Liz

naveed September 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm

[re=88716]ReelectTilden[/re]: You can tell the film is from 1988.

Miller September 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm

But did she stroke that lacquered man helmet of hair Mittens has? Also was this picture taken in 1970?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Norbert September 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm

what an amazingly attractive couple, just imagine their beautiful childrens

RuperttheBear September 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Wife number two!

Joey Ratz September 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Mmmmmm… Fraud salad.

Not_So_Much September 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm

He looks like he’s pulling her towards him and is about to eat her head.

RUN LIZ RUN!!!

Gopherit v2.0 September 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Sorry you had to touch him for us, Liz.

I bet he smells like brill cream and fresh laundry.

KittyKatMan September 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Oooooh, that’s mitt’s bad side. try again!
I hope Liz warshed her hands, that magical underwear has got more germs than a YMCA toilet.

Norbert September 8, 2008 at 2:44 pm

polaroids are all very well, Liz Glover (whoever you are), but we only believe you really bagged Mittens if you can produce the magic underpants

Larry Fine September 8, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Romney took manscaping lessons from Geroge Hamilton.

AngryBlakGuy September 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm

…did he show you his magic underwear?

Jingo September 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Liz, you should never wash that hand again…. Instead chop it off and stuff it down the garbage disposal with a Drano chaser. I can see from the photo that your face may already freezing into a permanently fake smile, so let’s hope it is not too late.

facehead September 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Looks like a still from a snuff film.

shortsshortsshorts September 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Does anyone know how long that rod is that Mittens has up his ass?

Cape Clod September 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Did you trade dog terrorizing stories?

brown_recluse September 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Eh. I’m actually jealous about her meeting John Oliver.

MoodProcessor September 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Was this photo taken before or after Mittens let the dogs loose?

ladymacbeth September 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm

anyone else having comment problems out there? anyone? my access seems to be sporadic.

oh and i never thought i would be in a place of desperately wishing mittens had been the VEEP pick.

oh and fabulous dress.

Terry September 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Cute dress, Liz!

ShamWow September 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm

[re=88772]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Not a long rod, just a magic thong wedgie!

masterdebater September 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm

She may not realize it, but she just became celestial wife # 2. Sorry Liz, you have to have his babies now, and the really bad part is that it isn’t just till death do you part. It’s forever!

TGY September 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Awww, Liz is pretty even in awful contrast, take it how you will.

Mo MoDo September 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm

I’m just impressed he is actually looking at the camera. He’s got the “eyes up” drill down cold.

masterdebater September 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=88867]Mo MoDo[/re]: Yes, but Liz didn’t exactly dress to allow for a peek. Looser neck line, an under wire, better posture, and who knows? Oh, or one of those prairie dresses. But like I said, they’re married now, so he can look all he wants…or totally ignore her. It’s a morman thing.

TGY September 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Wait..wait…’get a brain, Mormon!’ Hm, somebody must’ve said that already.

trophy(forparticipation)wife September 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm

They both look like they’re speaking through clenched teeth. Another year and Mittens eyebrows will be below his eyes.

Liz is so cute, no?

V572625694 September 8, 2008 at 4:14 pm

[re=88923]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Liz is so cute, yes. Sara too. This site is hetero heavenly.

loudmouthredhead September 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Liz, I know you may be tempted, but DO NOT cut off and/or burn that hand! We have Purell now! WE HAVE PURELL!!!

Can we start a charity or something to get poor Liz a real camera? She’s far too adorable to be imaged with antiques!

I’m not sure the contrast really is that off…Mitt really IS that spray-on-tan orange.

planet-arium September 8, 2008 at 4:19 pm

So I saved the picture, increased sharpness, contrast, and saturation. Then I ran it through a noise filter. Guess what? Mittens is one dimensional! A Poster of his former self. Liz’s dress is nice though. Especially the décolletage!

paolaccio September 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Who in 2008 doesn’t have even a cell-phone camera… but happens to have a Polaroid from the Ford Administration?

I mean, are we talking a Land Camera or just a OneStep here?

loudmouthredhead September 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=88944]V572625694[/re]: I know that’s the only reason I stay :P

V572625694 September 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=88966]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Have to take your pleasures where you find them.

vicuna September 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm

After reading more about Palin’s crazy apocalyptic fundamentalist church, I have to say I bet that Mittens spent the weekend laughing his ass off.

YellowSnow September 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm

Liz – how fabulous was his suit? My latter day saint, I can’t keep my eyes off it. It’s like a wonderful piece of heaven. What is that velvet?

blackdontcrack September 8, 2008 at 4:57 pm

I wouldnt vote for him but i’d do him! and his magic underpants.

natoslug September 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm

[re=88944]V572625694[/re]: Liz is definitely cute, but she needs to quit slouching. That’s right, Liz, some random guy on the interwebz says quit slouching, so snap to it!

Rush September 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Where is Dice Clay with a nice poem when you need it…

Outstando September 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Did you guys trade dog stories?

sanantonerose September 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm

[re=88764]Larry Fine[/re]: manscaping! ha ha

Tequila Face September 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Ohhhh Mittens, you big boy. If only you were the VP nominee. I would feel slightly better about the possible future of America. I wonder what his thoughts are on Palin?

S. Cullen Bonz September 8, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Good to see Mitt is maintaining the proper Mormon 13.5″ inch spacing between a married man and a jezebel.

wander_lust September 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm

OMG, Liz’s prom date is so much hotter than mine!

freppish September 9, 2008 at 2:48 am

i hope mittens doesnt fade out of politics, maybe he can be apointed secritary of horrible tanning or something

Niemsters September 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm

IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE LIBERALS MAKING FUN OF A MAN’S RELIGION LIKE CRAZY CONSERVITIVES MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLES RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. AREN’T DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MORE EDUCATED PARTY? I GUESS THAT’S WHY I’LL STAY INDEPENDENT. IF SOMETHING IS SACRED TO ANYBODY IT’S SACRED TO ME.

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