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Joe Biden has one job this election: to get the Bitters in Pennsylvania to vote for a black Muslim. That is literally all he has to do. Maybe Ohio, too, but mostly Pennsylvania, because he was of course born there! In Scranton, the famous town where Happiness goes to die. On Friday, he went to Northeast Philadelphia — “The Scranton of Philadelphia” — to meet some old white folks and tell ‘em about Barry. He even kissed some old gal on the forehead, but she was disgusted, because there’s a huge stumbling block among these “white ethnics” Joe Biden is targeting: they really, really hate black people.
Joe Biden tried so hard with these folks. He even told them that Barry would end the “war on unions,” a term that only exists when you’re pandering to old working-class white people. And then he slobbered his nigra-loving saliva all over some old dame:
In a corner booth, Biden sat down and, after a moment’s conversation, planted a kiss on the forehead of Carolyn Bauer, age 89. Bauer explained afterward it wasn’t such a friendly encounter.
“I told him I’m not going to vote for him,” Bauer said. “Anybody who runs with a guy with a name like that is not going to get my vote. It’d be disgusting to get a man named Barack Obama as president of the United States. No way. I mean it … I’m going to vote for McCain and the lady.”
“[Obama's] a Muslim,” Bauer added. “He pretends to be a Christian, and he isn’t, he’s a Muslim.”
Wait until Bauer hears about his middle name. Or when she hears that “the lady” has a name at all.
Screw the southern states — Pennsylvania is absolutely the most racist state in America. Add up the entire population of the “Republican T” in the central and northern parts of the state, plus working class neighborhoods in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, and you’ve got 10 times as many racists living and breathing, at any given time, than there have ever been in the rest of the world throughout history. The rest of the state is just like black people and 15-20 elitist snobs. Good luck, Catholic Joe!
Biden gets mixed welcome in Northeast [Philadelphia Daily News]
Neasties Not Sold On This ‘Barack Obama’ [Philadelphia Will Do]
I guess she done had a’nuff a’ Hussein!
Bitters, sheesh, kissing them on the forehead is like kissing a peanut. Where is the God damned rapture when we need it?
Kensington and Fishtown are the York of Philadelphia.
And that was eastern Pennsylvania. Wait’ll he works on the gun-clinging, bible-thumping, cousin-humping bitterz in the western part near that abandoned airport–whaddya call it? Oh yeah, Pittsburgh.
We are a nation of retards.
Please, let Bauer die before election day. For the good of the nation, the world, and the rest of the fartbrains in Scranton.
Fortunately, if “McCain and the lady” get elected, she won’t have any health care, so she won’t see 2012!
Well, at least she’ll be dead soon.
Can’t we just make old people give up their voting cards like we do their drivers licenses?
Carolyn Bauer can eat a bag of dicks, if her dentures will allow her.
Is this depressing the hell out of anyone else? I feel like I’m going INSANE because I know that I am the sane one and the status quo is Insane… i rest my case.
Geez–this and the Gallup poll now has McCain up by 5 (49-44). I gotta go get my passport.
The sad thing is, once the Bitters elect WALNUTS! and Teh Lady and their shitty lives become even shittier, they will still blame it on The Muslim. If only they could realize that their lives suck so very much because they are so very stupid. God help us all; our fate is in their hands.
If these fucking monkeys put that old motherfucker and that dumb cunt in the All-Too-White House, not even joking that our country is not worth saving. Enjoy your total war with Russia, my ass is going to a quiet beach in a very foreign country.
“He pretends to be a Christian, and he isn’t, he’s a Muslim”
Why is that an issue? The Republican Party have literally millions of members who pretend to be Christian.
Guys- I live in a suburb of Philly (New Jersey). And I gotta tell ya, the only blacks (coloreds as they are still called here) they like? The ones running the ball on LinFin Field Sunday afternoons.
Maybe Joe can go around sucking the life forces out of these old biddies. She’s probably eating dog food, rinsing out & re-using tissues and hasn’t changed her Polident water in a year, but she’s gonna have the dignity to know that she voted for the White guy & the lady.
I call for the immediate installtion of an ice floe crossing PA from west to east. Bait it with theme music from Matlock, a trail of hard candy and signs announcing “Free Ointment.”
Deepthroat: I’m underneath my desk…typing is hard like that-I think between the media, the racists and the ignorants we’re in for Old and Churchlady..Allah help us…
Anyone surprised? This is the state that gave us Pickled-Fetus Santorum, after all.
Cape Clod: The funny thing about that is that if he were an extremist Moosalem and pretended to be Christian, he’d deserve the death penalty by his own religion’s mandate. Don’t bother with Jesuskrispies thinking that one through. They believe in Santa Claus and Mooseburgers. God Damn America.
we don’t call it Pennsyltucky for nothin’ folks.
And here’s the saddest part of all: the media is going to run stories all week about how racist Democratic voters are. And Republicans will be sitting back reading the stories beaming a smug and self satisfied grin. But at no point will the racism of ordinary Republicans be the subject of a major story, leaving the implication that rank and file Democrats are the true racists, whereas Republicans are clean on the issue.
And that’s how reality is manufactured in America, folks.*
*Ooops did I just get all Chomsky and shit on everyone?
What the paper didn’t report is that Biden had his hands firmly on the old bag’s cheeks, thus giving her a mafioso kiss of death.
The old bag’s got a nice walker, be a shame if somethin’ were to happen to it.
NoWireHangers: EXACTLY. They’ll come to the conclusion that Barack Muhammad Osama destroyed everything by running for president and will blame the next terrorist attack on him as well. Which will be proof that McCain and Bush have done an excellent job protecting us, because we are getting attacked, and that means that the Muslims still hate our freedoms.
Sean O: Kudos!
I still think there’s hope. I have a whole bunch of family up in those former coal towns in central and western Penna. They are ALL voting for Obama, even the ones with…uh…curious views on ethnicity and race. Things are THAT bad in those towns. The only way out, really, is to join the military and now that’s just a ticket to Afghanistan and/or Iraq.
Here’s hoping my ethnic white* relatives aren’t the only ones.
* I didn’t realize there WAS such a thing as “ethnic white” until I moved to Texas and met “just plain white people”. They had NO idea for the most part where their families came from and they didn’t really care. That was a shock.
Serolf Divad: I hadn’t thought about that part - yeah, that, too. And the Fox News casters will get all indignant. “Can you believe how awful Democrats are?” [sad headshakes all around].
irisheyes: Yeah, I know. Yar ago I worked in Cherry Hill and all the people at the company were from Philly. I have NEVER encountered such a group xenophobic, racist morons in my life. And I lived in Richmond , VA for 7 years.
CrunchyKnee: It requires electing the Antichrist beforehand. If he cannot rise to power, the singlemost anticipated event these Xtians are so desperately, profoundly hopeful for cannot occur.
Fuck, you’d think they’d actually read the manual or something… but it’s too busy being applied to everyone else’s shortcomings.
Fear is the mind killer, etc., etc.
But, wat da fuck, morons? Tax credits and lower capital gains tax and the end of estate taxes helps these idiots how? I’m gonna avoid a fortune in taxes that I’d rather pay so I’m not living in a third world country while these slack-jawed ass-pumpkins send the graduating senior class of buck-tooth high school off to get fitted for prosthetics. (The first step, of course, is having something blown off.)
I think The Master of Unicorns feels the same way, and perhaps there will be some righteous anger in the debates as he shreds Blinky McPouchpants, but–sheesh–racist grannies can and will go fuck themselfs up.
Wait till she finds out there are Muslims living in her in her kitchen that come out at night and put ground up pieces of the Koran in her metamucil. Or maybe she’ll die first.
Serolf Divad: No, that wasn’t tecnnical and inscrutible enough for Chomsky. I’m thinking a little more Zinn-ish, perhaps?
Someone should call her and make sure she knows we’re voting on the first WEDNESDAY of November this year.
We should all build a Wonkette Ark and sail it down to Cuba and take over there, hurricanes be damned!
I’m telling you… we’ll be creating a community of snarky alcoholic ex-pats in Northern Spain in 6 months…
I’m surprised our country lasted as long as it did.
We would all like to think we live in post-racial times, because that’s the way the vast majority of us think, but this crap continues to exist and people still have to experience this bullshit day-to-day.
…and guess what - it will never change and Obama will never get elected without a strong activist movement to make it happen.
…take it from me everyone, get your passport ready right now. Because win WALNUTS! and Caribou Barbie are elected I’m maxing out ALL of my credit cards out and heading for a country with a favorable exchange rate and legalized prostitution!
freakishlystrong: I hope that there is an appropriate number of male-female so we can reproduce successfully.
Dear DNC,
You know how we always take the “high road” in these elections? You know how we use things like LOGIC and TRUTH instead of LIES and DISTORTION? Yeah, well, in case you haven’t noticed Americans are morons and therefore we need to go to the lowest common denominator this year. I want mud, I want wire taps, I want dirt. I don’t care if you don’t want Barry to say it, find some 527 and let’s get going, because I’ll be DAMNED if we lose this thing without a bloody, nasty fight.
Sincerely,
NWH
tunamelt: How DID that happen? Some sort of lucky or possibly unlucky fluke?
Biden’s far away stare and the positioning of his right hand in that picture are indicative of why he creeps out the ladies.
grendel: If you have an EU passport you’ll be eligible for all that free socialized healthcare! Vaut le voyage as they say.
http://www.mondosapore.com
Wait, I have a solution, why don’t we send all the old racist jackasses who believe in Amerka over to Iraq? There would be far fewer soldier casualties if we had a few hundred thousand meatshields and IED sweepers on the front lines.
Simple test: Is Obama an antichrist moos? If yes, you’ve been selected to protect your country overseas. Congratulations.
irisheyes: And you know if Brian Westbrook fumbles he’s a fuckin N—–…
I grew up in Northeast Philly, and they are indeed hella racist. Actually, I only know one person there who is voting for Barack Mujaheddin Obama.
As for Biden, though, if Barack wanted a VP candidate who’s all handsy, why not pick Bill Richardson?
Canmon (the Inadequate): All the old bitties I know think he’s dreamy…
I saw a bit of (P)Rick Davis on Fox yesterday & as much as I hate him, I can’t help but admire the way he came across. He said the media will not dictate how they run their campaign & Palin will be put out there when THEY (the campaign) decide–not the media.
There’s just an inherent difference between Rs & Ds. The Rs are meaner, viler, play dirtier and are completely goal-driven & focused. Axelrod might as well have been talking about his kid’s baseball game or something.
The Rs have always seemed to WANT it more than the Ds & are willing to do WHATEVER it takes to pull it out, no matter how low & despicable. The Ds are too busy trying not to get tagged as sexist or elitist or too mean or whatever. And they stupidly think the American public sees through that garbage. You don’t see any negative ads from Obama (or very few) while Walnuts & the RNC churn one out once a day–doesn’t matter if they’re lies or not (since the media never reports it). But that is what gets put out there & that is what the low info voter (like Grandma) sees. I just don’t think the Ds want it bad enough, but we’ll see in the next couple months.
Sean O: Aw, and I bet Nana Bauer would look adorable in camo.
grendel: Why Spain?…you keep mentioning it.
tunamelt: Hell, Angry can take care of all of us!
In a few days Bush will come out with a statement saying that the US presently has no actionable proof linking Barak Hussein Obama to the attacks of 9-11, but we continue to monitor the situation.
Serolf Divad: I retch from a week of Sarah Palin–90% of the media’s coverage of the whole damn campaign is Sarah Palin and how a lot of folks sure like her. At least on Friday we’ll find out when she discovered Jesus christ in her life and the recipie for moose stew.
ReelectTilden: Cuz he’s one of dem dirty mexicans…
grendel- You’ll let me know when and where right? RIGHT??? I can provide some nice funbags, the entire series of X-Files on DVD, and an extensive puppet collection.
mookworthjwilson: In NE Philly, the percentage of Eagles jerseys bearing the name of the kicker or an offensive lineman is much higher than in the rest of the city. Three guesses why. I’ve worried over Obama’s chances there from the beginning. Hopefully, the union bosses will keep their membership in line.
Wait, Obama’s a muslim???
Are we sure the South didn’t win at Gettysburg?
tunamelt:
It’s been a while since the Age of Enlightenment. Stupidity in Murka as reached critical mass.
Has there been any country or civilization on record that actually achieved higher levels of stupidity as it moved forward in time?
Would Murika be this stupid if we didn’t know how stupid its people were?
Just goes to show you. People in a Democracy get the government they deserve.
This old racist deserves the government in Logan’s Run.
NoWireHangers: A - fucking - men! I for one am donating extra cash to Obama’s campaign and am also going door to door, which is a bit scary but not as much as having McCain’t and PolarPussFace in the White ‘Trash’ House. I am emailing everybody I know and asking them to forward me emails about CaribouCuntRag, but to DO SOMETHING positive for Obama. So be it. Amen.
Texan Bulldoggette: I can’t take another Swift-boating this year. If we go down it better be fighting. If we go down we damn well better take a few others with us. If we go down, I may need to go on medication before I evacuate.
HOLY COW SNAP OUT OF IT!!
Sheesh, bunch of fricken chicken littles here. C’mon people, don’t you know that Hope always wins? I’m more pissed at you all than at this inconsequential dementia case.
MoodProcessor: But WHY are we so stupid? Does anyone have an answer? Is it the result of the systematic destruction of the public school system by Reagan and Co? Was it the divisive politics started by Nixon and Co? WHY ARE THE AMERICA PEOPLE SO VERY STUPID? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????
Joe, you poor bugger. Perhaps Joe should figure out what the reverse of ‘uppity’ is to help him in his efforts.
Bah, must I share the same nation with these racist, idiotic fuckers? Whyyyyyyyyy? *sigh* “Oh, hello, Foreign Legion, waiting with open arms…”
JadedDIssonance: In every pthole there is hope. In every pthole there is hope…
God, I needed a hard slap. It’s just that sometimes I get scared…I’m trying to breathe…oooohhhhh
I’m beginning to think “Idiocracy” was a documentary.
Well, if the idiots elect whitey and the lady, I can take heart in knowing that my taxes will get lower and their lives will get more squalid, which, of course they deserve for voting out of fear, so there is that.
Canmon (the Inadequate): Shesh! Always with the identity politics!!!
in his defense, F.D.R.would’ve been the first to say; no one could have anticipated these people living past sixty-five.
I can see that I’m going to just be repeating this through the next two months: McCain/Palin–the candidates for racist morons.
Baconcat: Do you make over $1m annually? If not, your taxes won’t go down, especially if China calls in its favor so it can get its $300b or so back.
ReelectTilden: I actually know people with David Akers jerseys…
ReelectTilden: Because the spic would be much better received by Grandma Bauer.
grendel: Spent a bit of time up there in el pais vasco, beautiful place. Only thing is the men all wear capri pants and the women all have mullets. Vino tinto and hard cider takes care of that pretty quick though. Herri Batasuna 09!
Nowirehangers: because Brawndo has what plants crave…
Sean O: And if you have employer provided healthcare, expect that to be taxed more if Songbird McCain and Secession Sarah get elected.
It was a fun run, people. 232 years of awesomeness. But now, I’m taking my pretty blue passport (while people are still accepting it) and running somewhere that people will pity me for the types of people who continue to populate the United States.
NoWireHangers: That’s what I’m saying. I’m still waiting to see how tough the skinny kid from Chicago really is, because frankly I’m not that impressed right now. He’s gotta go negative, nasty & rough & tumble in the mud with these guys. Who cares about transcending negative partisanship? Go out & win this f*(&ing thing & then worry about partisanship! Bring up Keating 5, run hard ads on the flip flops, bring up the pro-draft comments Walnuts has made, scare people with draft-age kids about another war in Iran & re-starting the Cold War, bring up the lobbyists in terms dumb asses can understand. For crying out loud, quit being an intellectual namby pansy & just start being a street fighter! (Sorry, I had to vent….I’ll go take a Valium now.)
Dave J.: Of course. I can’t wait for the giant mounds of garbage to start tumbling down.
tunamelt: I think the Dr. Strangelove ratio would be about right…
Before you all leave to take over Cuba and stiff the credit card whores, at least vote for Nader. We need to organize the few people not yet brainwashed by the propaganda to start a 3rd party.
Can we show some independence?
Deepthroat: It has electrolytes.
irisheyes: It’s warm with good food and wine and it’s not France… Portugal is another option. Italy would be ok I suppose, although I’d prefer Spain, but Italy does have a porn-star in office, so they must be ok…
NoWireHangers:
I’m no history buff, but, wasn’t the original gov’t set up to be run by the elite? (The elite are typically the smart guys right? While the rest of the folks would get excited to watch a good tar and feathering, right?)
These old racists that we’re talking about weren’t created by Reagan, or enabled in their stupidity by the destruction of the school system. Even in the worst schools, driven people achieve results.
I bet some were effected by the divisiveness of the Nixons and all others of the like.
Maybe people are just like water. Water ain’t smart. Water ain’t stupid.
It follows the path of least resistance.
It’s easier to be fed a pack of lies and bitch about the way things are than it is to look mediocrity and mortality in the face and try to make a difference and create a legacy.
When you create a legacy, whatever that legacy, is there’s nobody to blame but yourself.
Hey, don’t knock Scranton. As a native, I’m willing to provide Wonkettes a tour of the anthracite coal mine, South Side Bowling Lanes, the Minooka section (think “Wal Mart greeter”) and DeNaples salvage yard.
We’ll also teach you Scranton-bonics. Trow da boll against da wall. Wak and tak and eat a hot dogg.
Deepthroat: Funbags? You’re in!
My 89 y.o. grandmother is originally from Pennsylvania and can be categorized as a “white ethnic” which really means that she categorizes all whites by ethnicity, as in “My Polish friend, Susan,” “My Italian friend, Eileen,” and “My Jewish friend, Mary.” It took me a while to realize how incredible it is that there is a Jewish woman named Mary, other than THAT one who got knocked up as an unwed mother and came up with some fantastic tale that has caused all sorts of trouble since.
For the record, my grandmother also said that she could not possibly have voted for Hillary for President because women are not capable of being president. I am not sure what she thinks of Sarah Palin. I usually consider my grandmother to be the closest contact I have with “middle America.” For example, when the whole Monica Lewinsky scandal broke (and I personally was appalled with Bill Clinton), my grandmother said, Well, If there is one thing I have learned in my 70+ years, it is that EVERYONE loves sex, which on the whole approximates what most Americans thought of that whole thing.
If Obama does not win this year, I really, really think us blue states should consider secession. California alone is the 8th largest economy in the world and contributes more in tax money to the federal government than it gets back. Fuck the red states.
too bad Sarkozy is fucking up France too, I have potential citizenship there…
Waiting for Obama? How more clear does he need to be to convince you he’s a wimp and a liar?
Vote for Nader if you have any brains.
Call me stormy: Well, that’s what’s great about William Blaine Richardson, III: ordinary bitter gun-havers think he’s whiter than white, but he can choose to play up the three-quarters Mexican thing when he wants to. Plus: no hair plugs. And a beard — we haven’t had a bearded VP since Schuyler Colfax (although Levi Morton had a magnificent mustache).
pinko-commie:
“Dear Red States,
We don’t want to be a country with you anymore. You suck.
And, you eat possum and that’s fucking disgusting.
Sincerely,
The Blue States.
ps - Tell Jeebus we said hello.”
JadedDIssonance: BUT THE POLLS
Texan Bulldoggette- I like you.
Also, why don’t i have the ability to ‘respond’ anymore?
Also, Pinko-Commie- My Grandma is an 89 year old of the same Pennsylvania persuasion (Steelton no less) and she actually told me that she won’t vote for McCain becuse she actually had a friend die from an illegal abortion. I was so shocked and proud.
Finally, fuck hope. Let’s focus on REALITY
I love it when old people base their views on a person completely around an e-mail circulation that they heard about 4th hand, because they don’t actually click on the the interwebs. Those clearly are the voters OBama/Biden needs to focus on. Idiot Grandmas, it’s the new Security Moms.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Ahem, Akers is a really good kicker. Seriously.
But yeah, it’s kinda a miracle this country’s lasted as long as it has. We don’t seem to share as many common values as we like to believe.
naveed: NoWireHangers: Nate, (the great) Silver has the following to say:
On the other hand, if the next couple of weeks are relatively newsless, I would not necessarily expect the [republican] bounce to fade all that quickly, and I would not necessarily be worried (as a Democrat) if it didn’t.
Why can’t we just let old people die? Why do we allow these people to decide our fate? Fuck ‘em all! Let ‘em slowly and painfully rot!
Christ. When my grandfather was 89, we caught him in the front yard with a baseball bat because he wanted the “ladies in white dresses to go away.” I’m sure he’d also be convinced that Obama is a sekkrit Muslim.
Serolf Divad: Sometimes I fantasize about how great it would be if Noam Chomsky had a sense of humor.
Maybe Obama should have kissed her, she might have gotten a stroke and died!!
To think that 1/2 of America still thinks this way is pretty scary!!
This country is literally going to the dogs!
vigilante: Nader’s a shithead. He was a useless moron in 2000, and now he’s even more of a useless moron. Speaking of old people that simply need to die already, Nader’s near the top of that list.
vigilante: Hehe. Ah, good times.
Because you WERE kidding.
Texan Bulldoggette: Bowing to your greatness!
RuperttheBear: Exactly. My favorite bumpersticker reads–”Republicans: Rich People and Suckers.” If Johnny McC gets elected, I’ll continue to enjoy the 15% cap gains tax on most of my income. More money I can give to causes that do some good.
Obama’s iron grip on the racist demographic is slip slip slipping away.
It’s not all old people, people! My mother is 76, and has repeatedly volunteered to take out Bush,(Hi Secret Service), since she figures a life sentence wouldn’t be too long. She was/is a confirmed Hillary Dem, but has been writing checks to Obama’s campaign and has been cussing a blue streak about Palin. I think more women are like my mom then people think.
friendlynerd: We can volunteer to drive them to the polls and then arrive late, drive around and get lost and, if necessary, “run out of gas.”
Not to get all serious and stuff, but three years ago I drove 3,000 miles through the South in about ten days…staying mostly on the back roads and medium-sized highways. I saw three (3!) Confederate flags the whole trip. On a cross-country trip a year later I saw four in one day in Pennsylvania. It was truly shocking.
And I think that’s enough earnestness for one day thank you very much.
JadedDIssonance: here, here…or is that hear, hear? I’m never sure about that, but I agree with you totally.
>>Gallup poll now has McCain up by 5 (49-44).<<
Not to worry, Dearies. Check out electoral-vote.com.
Obama 301, McCain 224
This guy called the 2000 & 2004 elections, too.
>>we’ll be creating a community of snarky alcoholic ex-pats in Northern Spain in 6 months…
Snarky alcoholic ex-pats will also be seen in clusters on the beaches of Santos, SP Brasil. Hope you can join us. I’ll chill a caipirinha for you!
gurukalehuru:
I like it!!
Here’s what I propose, that every senile senior citizen who says or thinks something like this will forfeit their Social Security (which will happen anyways if McCain becomes president) and that money will be put into a special fund for those of us young folks who are not racist. This way, Social Security will remain solvent.
it’s a win-win
gurukalehuru: Maybe your solution will offset the voter caging in Ohio, Colorado and New Mexico by the GOP.
The Republicans are rigging the vote as we speak. So little time left to organize things…..
Senhor Tambor: That’s cool but I want to play for a shut-out. Keep up the fight. Oh, and Nader sucks.
Forget trying to appeal to the decrepit oldsters in Pennsylvania. What Obama/Biden should do is buy up all the airtime on a local TV station and play back-to-back episodes of “Matlock” and “Murder She Wrote” all day on election day. There won’t be a single person at the polls over the age of 62.
Senhor Tambor: But did you click the “this day in 2004″ map?
http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2004/Pres/Maps/Sep08.html
They haven’t factored in the Diebold vote yet.
Hey, the racism we have in Pennsyltucky is scary, but to win they mainly need the support of Philly and Pittsburgh suburbs. The Philly metro area is six million plus. The whole state’s barely more than 12 million-yes not all registered voters. But still, it’s a start.
God my hometown never ceases to embarrass me. You might think Bitters like Carolyn Bauer don’t really exist in NE US elitist liberal union-loving Democratic cities, but, alas…And yes, NE Philly is most definitely The Scranton of Philadelphia.
Barry’s ending the war on onions? Awesome! I need a new one to tie to my belt.
irisheyes: Yes, why Spain. Is that your South Carolina instead of un-American Hawaii.
By the way, the Euro is really strong right now. I suggest AngryBlakGuy’s thinking about good exchange rates. So that means, ummm, ummm ummm. Well maybe the Paultards can lend us some of their gold. (and by gold I mean a Golden Goblet with Blessed Health (STD) Protection +3)
thatonegirlsays: YEAH. AMERIKCA LUV IT OR LEAVE IT AND I AINT BE LEAVING SO ALL YOU ALLS WITH YOUR EDUCATIONS BETTER GOES NOW - WE DONT NEED YOUR SMARTYPANTSY FEELINGS. KICKS ASS USA USA USA
Texan Bulldoggette: Obama can get as rough as he wants but it won’t get him elected. The unfortunate truth is that for every 89 year old crone in Philly there are many more “moderates” who will decide–as they walk into the voting booth–”Fuck it, I’m voting for the white guy”.
Rethuglican White House, Democratic Congress–nothing gets done, McCain is blocked from appointing the worst Supreme Court Justices (and Federal Appelate judges) but that’s about it.
Wasn’t it Carville who, back in the day when WJC was running, described PA as “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in-between”?
Well, I don’t know about Pennsylvania being the most racist state, but I do remember when, as a youth of about 7 or 8 tender years, my momma took me over to southeast Pennsylvania to visit her aunt Jantje. Jantje was about 80 years old, and lived in an old house out in “the country.” She had a hand water pump in her kitchen. We all remarked on the queer taste of the water until two days later a dead frog floated to the surface of the well. Yup.