David Gregory Famous For One Thing: Dancing

So who is this mysterious "David Gregory" who will replace Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews for MSNBC's election coverage, ushering a nation of despairing libtards through the Debate Nightmares before dropping them off at the Tunnel of Doom on election day? A "seasoned political journalist" and known tall person, Gregory made his reportorial bones the old fashioned way: by dancing, repeatedly and embarrassingly, on television. A beautiful retrospective after the jump.

Here's the night it all started: the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in 2007, when he did a homosexual tango with the obese stripper Karl Rove in front of an audience of Journalist Sellouts.

Then he performed a "brick dance" for Jeff Zucker onThe Today Show.

Oh and then he did a secret sitting-down dance with Mary J. Blige and MC Karl Rove hidden under his desk, silently judging him.