LORD OF THE DANCE  12:18 pm September 8, 2008

David Gregory Famous For One Thing: Dancing

by Sara K. Smith

'Here is where I keep my dance moves!'So who is this mysterious “David Gregory” who will replace Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews for MSNBC’s election coverage, ushering a nation of despairing libtards through the Debate Nightmares before dropping them off at the Tunnel of Doom on election day? A “seasoned political journalist” and known tall person, Gregory made his reportorial bones the old fashioned way: by dancing, repeatedly and embarrassingly, on television. A beautiful retrospective after the jump.

Here’s the night it all started: the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in 2007, when he did a homosexual tango with the obese stripper Karl Rove in front of an audience of Journalist Sellouts.

Then he performed a “brick dance” for Jeff Zucker on The Today Show.

Oh and then he did a secret sitting-down dance with Mary J. Blige and MC Karl Rove hidden under his desk, silently judging him.

 
Related video

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

{ 28 comments }

lilblackcorvette September 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm

David Gregory is as hot as Rachel Maddow. For me anyway. I’m one the undecided.

columnv September 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm

That middle video made me vomit in my cup and eat it and shit it out.

Serolf Divad September 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm

More proof that white folks only dance at weddings… except for Karl Rove who only dances at funerals (that same dance, BTW).

lilblackcorvette September 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm

of the undecided. He has that TIm Kaine ‘crazy eyebrow’ thing that works for me too.

MrAgro September 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm

so if Olbermann and Matthews play off each other like Bert and Ernie, respectively, who does that make David Gregory?

Im Not Bitter! September 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm

More dancing, that’s what the election coverage needs.

Miller September 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm

And they’re going to sit this man behind a news desk instead of on a news dancefloor. Way to botch an asset, MSNBC. Think of the Dancing With the Stars crossover appeal.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

mookworthjwilson September 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=88465]columnv[/re]: That thing gives “two girls one cup” a run for its money

MoodProcessor September 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Monkeyface.
If he doesn’t fling poo at at least one of the debates, I’ll be highly disappointed.

sanantonerose September 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm

MC Rove…dear God, I had almost forgotten. Kill me. Kill me now! Quickly!!!

sanantonerose September 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm

[re=88473]MrAgro[/re]: Big Bird?

Canuckledragger September 8, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Yeah, he could really do The Brontosaurus…

KittyKatMan September 8, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Damn, I want to die now. Being bi-racial, I’m ashamed of my half-honkey side.

nosnikreplliw September 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm

what a journalistic fag.

ProgHead777 September 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm

I’m so ashamed of my race.

freakishlystrong September 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm

[re=88485]KittyKatMan[/re]: Not to be babe, he’s ALL white ALL the time…

columnv September 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm

[re=88477]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Someone should video themselves watching it so that we don’t have to go through the horror

asher September 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm

MC Rove, I smell top 40!!! Where’s Ryan Seacrest. This is a joyous travesty

lilblackcorvette September 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm

I don’t take any of them seriously. Listening to MSNBC was like having Wonkette read out loud. Fox is a series of “You got to be kidding me” talking points. In the Election I’m voting for the guy who appears to be the most intelligent. On the tube, I’m watching the guy who appears to have the biggest dick. THank you and good day.

Gopherit v2.0 September 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Christ, between that dancing and his White Guy’s Overbite, i’m less embarrassed to watch Dubya dance.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Well, since the election has already been decided by Diebold, we might as well have David dance for our enjoyment.

shoeho September 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm

[re=88468]Serolf Divad[/re]: Democratic funerals.

mookworthjwilson September 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=88473]MrAgro[/re]: Evil Big Bird…

Mo MoDo September 8, 2008 at 12:53 pm

The poor man’s Anderson Cooper.

AnnieGetYourFun September 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Hey, a bad haircut and some bad dancing got Ellen where she is today – in a lesbian marriage. Gregory can dream, right?

betweenstations September 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm

When, oh when, will Anderson Cooper appear on DANCING WITH THE STARS?

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm

[re=88468]Serolf Divad[/re]: Don’t forget, he also dances on the graves of his enemies.

facehead September 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm

As a tall person, I denounce him now and forever.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: