Wonkette
- Sexist Maryland Hurricane Planner Robert Ward says that the trouble with Tropical Storm Hanna is that it is so unpredictable and won’t make up its mind. It will make 18 million cracks in his glass ceiling, just for that. [DC Examiner]
- Near-terrorism — featuring a Jeep Cherokee and “items of concern” — at the Library of Congress. [WTOP]
- More near-terrorism at Target, as 200 shoppers are told to stop shopping and go home following a bomb threat. [DCist]
- Your Redskins lost the big game last night to the Super Bowl champions, the New York Giants. Remember: no Partisan Rancor! [City Paper]
- DC panhandlers will keep bragging about how they were in prison until you buy them weed. [Ezra Klein]
A search of the car, a Jeep Cherokee, turned up a rifle, a live grenade, a pistol, ammunition, magazines with ammunition in them and several other “items of concern,” Schneider said.
Didn’t the Supreme Court make all that stuff legal in D.C. recently?
i think you missed something with the ‘ironic yuppie with panhandling sign’ story……..
its the provided link to need.com….truly a bizarre site…
and here i thought i was being ultra-smart in my preparation for the coming depression by being re-trained to make tortillas/dirt cookies by hand…
live and learn…
I’m jonesing for more convention. I’m all sweaty and shaky right now.
Guess it’s back to the streets at night for me pulling strong-armed robberies.
Delicious:
It sure does feel like a big come down with these 2nd rate stories. At least we still have the wonderful new wonkette commie colored website….
Rush: hammer&sickle yella too? Oh boy!!!!!
You could think of the football game last night as a sort of metaphor for the election: the Washington Outsiders vs. the New York Elites. And, like this election will turn out, the Elites won by letting the other team self destruct (and using lots of play action). But the metaphor starts to fall apart when you think about how the Elites aren’t the reigning champs and how Republicans hate darkies. So, I don’t know.
HemlockEcho1: You’re stoned.
Strappo:
My friends, the scourge of communism and evil doers is everywhere….we must always talk about war and ensure people are scared only because we hate war so much…..ohhh, WHO is talking to Ghaddafi????
Sound familiar????
HemlockEcho1:
HEY, republicans are offended by the term “darky”, next time please use “negro” or “colored”.
praise the baby jesus
Rush: 9.11, baby
Rush: NIGRAH
Rush: oooooops. I meant, NIGRAH ta yaw
I know Sarahcuda is out there doing something I need to live blog.
Damn you snowbilly vixen!
Cindy McCain has her cast back on today in Idaho (no, you da ho!). Did she get between John and Sarah? Is it time to visit the doctor for her ’scripts? What gives?
Hmm, what is Sarahcooter doing right now?
Boning up on world leaders?
Or getting boned in the ass by Hot Toddy?
Delicious: surely not his own wife?
I have internet and cable now in my new apartment. I’m watching Anderson Cooper and I’d like to point out that the trooper brother-in-law seriously needs to be played by Greg Grunberg (Alias, Heroes) in the made-for-TV movie.
I, for one, can’t wait to see SaPa in a town hall meeting - with rapid, vicious and vile Republicans screaming for the librul’s bleeding hearts.
Jeebus, that hot Mossefucker will incite riots, won’t she?
And they thought OBAMA was the anti-christ????
She’s ready for action with her paintball goggles.
Remember, only one moose per permit in season.
Delicious: Barehercooter doesn’t need no stinkin permit!
Permits are for peaceful librul pray-ins, I mean protests.
Palin Comparison: Obama is the Anti-Christ, and Trig is Baby Jesus, donchaknow?
The guy with the rifle in his car asking directions to the Library Of Congress
was reported to be saying “Must delete all Wonky files”. The cop was at a loss,
but I think I know what the guy was after. If someone goes through all the
Wonkette material from the past few weeks, they can decode the location for
the Kar of the convent, that’s where they hide the nuns. I think he’s looking for
the Kar Park of the convention, where his car was impounded, dyslexia is a bitch.
So is Sarah. So there. I think my meds are kicking in.
Maybe this is an aborted false flag to rally the pinheads against an attack on
part of the Washington real-estate?
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/the-coming-bushstag-fire/
Hell, she names her kids after where/how they were conceived :
Track - Yep, right by the 50 meter mark
Bristol - Bristol Bay - where the family fucks, err fishes
Piper - Piper Supper Club (during some moosehunter orgy, of course).
Willow - another hillbilly town in Alaska
Trig. - short for trigger. Because she has a VERY personal relationship with her gun
Any guesses on “Bristol’s” baby’s name?
doesn’t Alaska export, like, the highest-potency pot in the world under the “trade” name, “Northern Lights”? I could swear repubs like Palin were against pot before they were for it. But maybe that was before the light show began.
Palin Comparison: My choices are Denim (boy) Juneau (girl)…. Juneau Johnston has a bit of a ring to it. Eh wot?
Has anyone given any thought to the “coaching sessions” on foreign policy being conducted for Caribou Barbie’s benefit?
State Dept. Official (holding up world globe) “Uh, no, Governor Palin, it’s not quite that flat. And you won’t fall off the edge if you to the end of the earth . . . or Ohio.”
Govenor of Alaska: “Really? But what keeps all them Chinee from falling off?”
Oh, and when they recruit Ben Stein to lecture The Beavenator on the “advanced theory” of Intelligent Design?
They’ll probably save the toughest things for last.
The Chief Administrator of NASA is working on his “The Earth Orbits Around The Sun, Not Vice Versa” Powerpoint even as we speak . . . .
The Republican Hater’s Ball
Spread the word.
Between “Red Skins” and Sara not knowing what an aerial camera looks like, I’ve concluded you people need to hire a football consultant soon.
I am office politics, and I have been sent to destroy Sub Standard.
I would be happy to be the football consultant - and for FREE (not THAT is a good deal!)
Do my eyes deceive? Is that horrible CHOKE background gone … for good???
HOORAY Wonkette!!!
Yes! Yes! The pink is gone! Thank you, thank you, Wonkette! (and to the producers of “Choke”, you can choke on a bag of smelly peckers, thank you very much. No way am i going to pay money to see your stupid movie)
Delicious: the vpilf is shoring up support with the 900 people who voted for her for mayor.
my hard working blue collar co-workers believe “she knew her baby was retarded and she still had it’ is some type of economic or foreign policy stance.
and that e-bay plane story is a big hit too.
donner_froh: The other stuff is legal. The “items of concern” were a Koran, a copy of the National Enquirer and he was wearing a “Code Pink” t-shirt.
Palin Comparison: If it’s a boy they should name it Moosechip.
Wilford Brimley and Megan Mullally.
Palin Comparison: Hall. As in “this baby was conceived during Study Hall”. Or maybe Bleach, as Bristol and the Fuckin’ Redneck was hooking up underneath the football bleachers. As an added bonus, that is one intensely white name, which will sit well with the base.
Of course Target is is a prime location for a terrorist attack… it’s right in the name. Their logo is a friggin’ bullseye for chrissakes! Go shop at K-Mart. Nobody, not even the terrorists, know that K-Mart is still in business. What about Wal-Mart? Wal-Mart would be okay as long as you avoid the toy section. With all the toxic toys, you wouldn’t want to go down those aisles without a hazmat suit.