• May 27, 2012

Liveblogging John McCain at the RNC!

by Ken Layne  10:28 pm September 4, 2008

Did you know he was tortured?It is sad to think we will never be here again, at the Xcel Center Hockey Rink, in St. Paul of Minnesota. Ha ha, just kidding. We are so ready to get the living hell out of here! Do you know how long we’ve been covering these two conventions, in two cities 1,100 miles apart? FIVE AND A HALF YEARS. Or 13 days, same thing, really. Let’s liveblog Walnuts McCain giving the speech of, er, the night!

8:25 PM Central — Nobody’s liveblogging Tom Ridge, because, jesus, who cares, right? But we’ll mention here that he’s saying “THAT’S JOHN McCAIN!” And now, having said it 45 times, the crowd weakly repeats it with a few off-time claps.
8:27 PM — There are still plenty of seats tonight. Again, no lines to get in, easy to find tables and chairs on the Press level for eating and typing, and right now your editor counts thirteen sections without a single occupied seat — these are mostly the sections behind the video screen, and you can see them when the news cameras do wideshots of the stage.
8:28 PM — Goodbye, Tom Ridge! Thanks for the crappy speech nobody cared about! Oh, and thanks for “Homeland Security” and the TSA and all that Nazi-Soviet bullshit.
8:29 PM — It’s the Cindy McCain tribute video! It’s about “Smitty,” who settled the Old West and then created beer.
8:30 PM — Hey, what about Cindy’s sister, the one her dad Jim abandoned?
8:31 PM — Why won’t they say that John McCain was also married when he first picked up Cindy at a cocktail party, when she was nine?
8:32 PM — “And then Cindy went to Kuwait with her medical charity, so she could take all the drugs from the Middle East, and eat them.”
8:33 PM — Ha ha, the video doesn’t mention the OTHER orphan from Bangladesh she brought back to America. Whatever happened to that baby, anyway? SARAH PALIN SOLD IT ON EBAY!
8:36 PM — Sara K. Smith will now liveblog Cindy and then the Walnuts Video Review, and we’ll be back with this one in a while, for Juan McCain his own beloved self. Nap time for this editor!
9:10 PM — What a life, indeed! What a family! What a weird David Lynch movie, on both sides of the ticket. The video is about over, having deftly skipped over his entire lobbyist-run three decades on Capitol Hill, his attempts to let the Mexicans take over our Brave Nation, the Keating Five scandal, and the one thing he is most famous for, in the Senate: Forcing liberal Campaign Finance reform upon the nation’s Republicans.
9:12 PM — Which is the only reason he is getting such applause. HI JOHN, HOW IS IT GOING BRO?
9:14 PM — There are still some empty seats! In fact, there are forty or fifty empty seats in this very section, where your Wonkette is sitting and a-typing!
9:15 PM — Thank god they got McCain a podium that makes him look taller. We are all tired of seeing Juan look like a hobbit peering over a two-foot garden wall.
9:16 PM — Ugh, that smile. And the pointing. And the combover is kind of glistening. Well, at least he’s not an elitist handsome person, like he was 25 years ago.
9:17 PM — HA, once again, the McCain campaign gives us a beautiful green screen so America’s young dorks can comically fill in the background with old-timey Vaudeville acts and horse-drawn Budweiser carriages from his youth in the 1700s.
9:18 PM — Really, a green screen? That same puke-green screen that made everybody sick when he spoke in Louisiana back when Barack had wrapped it up?
9:19 PM — Well, this is a sleepy time for America.
9:19 PM — John McCain’s old mom is a funny rich lady. She must be mentioned often so people will think, “Maybe John won’t die in a few months, after all, and that terrible Alaskan lady won’t feed us all to the Moose.”
9:21 PM — Finally, a gracious note about Obama. That is the first, and probably the last, as McCain is kind of the final speaker.
9:21 PM — Several people did loudly boo when Obama was mentioned.
9:22 PM — First standing ovation of the Walnuts speech: “Let there be no doubt, WE’RE going to win this election.”
9:24 PM — This is officially a disaster. There are protesters everywhere, screaming, banners, and the German Mob is chanting back, USA USA USA USA. This is insane.
9:25 PM — Good god …. the protesters are howling in … agony? Hysteria? Now they have been beaten to death, the end.
9:26 PM — “She works with hands and nose.” WTF?
9:26 PM — Just so you know, out there, it was actually terrifying when, one level down and a few rows to the right, something crazy happened. There is such an insane fear just below the dull surface that awful things are going to happen at these conventions.
9:28 PM — This wasn’t much of a speech to start with, but that little scene just tore apart whatever mood had been achieved in this hockey rink. Now everyone is visibly tense, if not crazy with rage or fear. The clapping is strained. Thanks a lot for ruining McCain’s big night, ya Code Pink commies!

{ 481 comments }

InsidiousTuna September 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Let’s get this shit over with, I’m trying not to pass out.

chascates September 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

drill baby, yawn

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Interestingly there’s no mention of Cindy Lou’s half sister(s?) and no mention of Walnuts! first wife or his adultery. Isn’t this a documentary?

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

…Cindy McCain father was shot down 3 times! How many fukkin planes can this family destroy before they put them on the no fly list?!

d4g33z September 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

41/37 = 24/27 ?

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

Are they going to mention her stealing narcotics, or is that off limits too?

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

We’re all so happy to know that McPain is carrying on the GOP tradition of trading in his old banged up used wife for a new snazzier model w/ chrome hair and blue highbeams! We’re proud o’ you Johnnie!

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

[re=84992]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Let’s write them up an invoice and see if they’ll pay for that shit… planes aren’t cheap!

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

…I see she is still ignoring existence of her sister.

Tito Puente September 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Cindy is 2 fast 2 furious?

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

What’s funny is that no-one, not even the Repugs, give a shit about any of this… I think they’re all off at Hooters watching the Redskins / Giants game.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Rolls her sleeves up and steals the drugs.

Merkin September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

The “Cindy’s Hairstyles Through the Ages” video is killing me. She must have gotten a serious professional makeover somewhere along the way, because she was looking pretty dykey in the ’80s and ’90s.

angryhippopotamus September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

[re=84992]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Please that’s amateur, John McCain has destroyed more aircraft carries than anyone since the Japanese.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Cundy courageously rescued John McCain from the stagnant prison of his first marriage.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Here comes the circus!

CalamityJames September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Who’s that half-black kid?

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Le Grande Entrance du Trollop

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Did I just see someone at the RNC hold up a “PEACE” sign?

How has that person not been tasered into submission and shipped off to Gitmo yet?

dorothyparker September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I love how the vid mentioned how both Cin and John fudged their ages when they met. Way to remind people that they’re liars.

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I heard earlier that Cindy’s outfit and jewelry from yesterday was worth $300K… down home folk there…

sweetits September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Instead of wearing a $300,000 outfit last night, maybe Cindy should have thrown some more bucks at all those poor starving black kids she visted.

apocalypsethen September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

so she’s doing… what? introducing her family?

essrog September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Yeah. Now that’s a woman a man could leave his wife for

InsidiousTuna September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW MEGHAN MCCAIN

StrangelyBrown September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Holy fuck John has his own army of kids!

Tobywankenobe September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

It seems to be a central theme for this whole convention:
“Let’s leave all the blatant hypocrisy latent. Our target audience won’t catch it, and all the hipsters that do we’ll just call “elitists.”

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Between the fucking McCains and Palins they’re trying to repopulate the freakin’ Earth… Buy those Repugs some damn condoms!

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=85019]CalamityJames[/re]: She’s Bristol Palin and John Edwards’s love child.

Satyrn74 September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Paris Hilton meet your future.

StrangelyBrown September 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

She’s baked!!! Was it a whole white Valium tonight, Cindy Lou?

CalamityJames September 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

“Blessed and Honored”, otherwise she’d get the shit beat outta her.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

funny dorothyparker,
best liars forever. soulmates

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

…I wonder how many Valiums and Percocet cocktails she snorted before she came out?

CthuNHu September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

“It was love at first sight, and a torrid blasphemous sinful Commandment-breaking adulterous affair behind the back of his loyal disabled wife shortly thereafter.”

jrtoastyman September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

What’s the over-under on this outfit? I’m going for a cool half million…

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

“Being-a-mother-is-the-most-fulfilling-thing-in-my-life…

the fuzzy mental blanket that is a Vicodin fix is a close second…

being a hundred-millionairess is nice, too… “

d4g33z September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I really can’t believe this is happening. Cindy’s hair is so Whitesnake/David Coverdale-esque.

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

The Repugnicants is out-breeding us! Lookit all them kids, not to mention the paleo-Palins.

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

Federal Government… like your husband you dried up old Cunt-Trollop?

notapipe September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

Holy shit! I just turned on the msnbc stream. What the hell is that alien doing at the RNC? Are we being invaded?! RUN FOR COVE– Oh, that’s Cindy.

sweetits September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

good ole abe is feeling cindy up? makes sense they are both dead

Advn2rgirl September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

“It’s not our natural instinct to rally to them tonight.” Tell us something we don’t know, Cindy.

chascates September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Abraham Lincoln now spinning in his grave.

CalamityJames September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Cuntlip! Stop staring at the teleprompters!

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

…is that guy watching internet porn?!

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

btw, McCain will literally accept the nomination at 9:11 central tonight. Really.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

I’m giving money to McCain now so Cindy can buy a hairbrush.

Ginsberg September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

“The hand on our shoulder belongs to Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln is a hero of John’s, since John cannot raise his arms high enough to even touch my elbow, having been tortured for a thousand years in a Vietnamese terrorist holocaust death chamber.”

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Has she not practiced with the teleprompter before? Did Sarah take up all the training time?

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

…EWWWWWWWWW, there goes the Tard licker!!!

Squiggyfm September 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Cindy makes me want to kill a moose!

Merkin September 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Wow, Cindy is a worse public speaker than her husband. She’s stepping on her own applause lines and forgetting the punctuation marks.

MISTAHCOUGHDROP September 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Talk about phallic. See my double portrait of the RNC candidates. Talk about a commitment:

http://storefrontwindows.blogspot.com/

Now I’m going to listen to Cindy let me know how SHE views the world.

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

“[re=84992]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “Cindy McCain father was shot down 3 times!” And she found someone even better! They knows how to win all the wars, doing that 9/11 thing.

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

[re=85067]chascates[/re]: At this rate, he’s disinterred himself.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

She sounds sedated. So does the crowd.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

She’s wasted.

CthuNHu September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

“If only the federal government would get itself under control and out of our way.” But into our libraries and bedrooms and uteri and …

“The hand on our shoulders is that of Abraham Lincoln.” *cough*morelikeLarryCraig*cough*

solid September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

does everyone at the rcn breath through their mouth!!!

sylamore September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

She hit a homerun and got a shortstop.

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

“Women have always sought a husband with an eye to what kind of father he would be”

Sexist bitch

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

[re=85023]dorothyparker[/re]: They started off lying to each other and now they’re lying to us! Yay!

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm

sell Bush/Phoebix…and quick..buy 10,000 shares of Maybelline

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Friend, confidante, best father and sacred adulturer.

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm

…new live blog

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm

She’s about to fall off the stage…

did she just suggest that Sarah Palin should give Walnuts! a handjob?

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm

“That hand you feel on your shoulder is Larry Craig’s… that tongue you feel on the back of your neck is Larry Craig’s… “

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Why didn’t they just serve up fucking robot, flailing his arms and screaming “Danger!” Oh wait.

sylamore September 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Sooooo, she’s 58, if my math is correct, so what’s with the Barbie do? And yes, she’s considerably sedated.

Reefpilot September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Stop watching this now and insert a yellow VHS tape of John Carpenter’s “They Live” to get the real low-down.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Perilous times for freedom itself, especially if you are code pink

Fat Old Dirty Whore September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Is she trying to smolder? I feel like I’m watching television at three in the morning when they run those awful Quest personals ads. Jesus wept.

CalamityJames September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Mamma McCain looks confused up there. Is no one gonna put these people in a home?!?!?

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Mother. Moosehunter. Maverick.

CthuNHu September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

“You can trust his hand on the wheel.” Just not on the joystick.

Ooh, the most applause she gets is for mentioning the GILF. Feel the burn, Cindy Lou.

Squiggyfm September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Cindy just rattled a bunch of adjectives for Palin. Not one of them was “competent”.

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

EWWW, Scary Palin just winked at the camera.

d4g33z September 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Moose-hating, pistol-whipping, book-banning, baby-dropping,jew-saving…

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

“Viet-FUKKIN’-nam!!!”

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

If she thinks her husband and her father were heroes for getting shot down, why didn’t she shoot John down?

sylamore September 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm

She’s totally stoned. The more I watch, the more I’m convinced.

essrog September 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm

This is the worst topless biker beauty contest I have ever seen

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Is she seeing things through the prison of its values?

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:49 pm

[re=85165]sylamore[/re]: Wouldn’t you be?

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm

And then, in Bengla Desh, at band camp, there was like Mother Theresa, and she was like giving away free babies, so I was all like SHAZAM and shit….

nietzscheprojectile September 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm

She has a woman in her box?!?

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm

When is the Kermit moment? It’s not easy, being green.

The Miss Piggy moments keep coming.

essrog September 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm

A loyal and loving and true husband

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm

What’s up with the travel photo backdrop?

catdance September 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm

all that money,and she can’t buy a comb

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Kudos on the song choice. “Go Johnny Go” is kinda funny.

WagTehGod September 4, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Redskins are milking this game so nobody watches WALNUTS! Why do these D.C. insiders hate Amurika so much?

villageatrois September 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Cindy Phalin is sitting next to Sarah McCain…. Shit, they’re so easy to mix up in the dark.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 4, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Man! I’m diggin those hastily prepared signs calling out to the Hispandex. They’re all like “We support you! Now that the Paint is dry on this sign!”

catdance September 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Too bad his father missed.

suths September 4, 2008 at 10:07 pm

really? jesus saved mccain from the fire so he could be captured and years later run for pres? i call bullshit on that one

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:08 pm

my cat has been licking his ass for the last half hour.
I think it’s the music.

Johnny Zhivago September 4, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Is that a nucular explosion in the background?

snarfi September 4, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Orson Swindle..Orson Wells, just sketchier

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm

John Mcpain…Patriot, Hero, Hairstylist

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm

[re=85007]Tito Puente[/re]: brilliant! she can drift with the snowmachine racer.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:11 pm

Ugh, they trotted out his mother again? Leave that poor old woman alone!

snarfi September 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm

OMG this is Vegas insanity.

suths September 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm

if john mccain really wanted to put his country first, he would step down now.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm

New campaign slogan:

JOHN MCCAIN: He’s Lived in a Box

snarfi September 4, 2008 at 10:13 pm

gimp it up, Walnuts

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:13 pm

The lighting kind of made this look like “Close Encounters of a 3rd Kind.”

CthuNHu September 4, 2008 at 10:14 pm

“John McCain’s life was somehow spared. Perhaps he had something more to do.”

GOD WANTED HIM TO BE PRESIDENT.

Yeah, I’m sure it would have gone over real well with the GOP if the Obama film had implied that Obama’s election was in line with the divine will.

Holy crap, this is beyond hero worship. This is canonization.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Question: if John McCain can’t lift his arms above his shoulders, how does he achieve his combover? Does he have Bangladeshi slaves comb his hair for him?

bugland September 4, 2008 at 10:15 pm

GOD WE’RE LAME! GOD WE’RE LAME! we mean, JOHN MCCAIN! JOHN MCCAIN!

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Well, according to the video, the election is over. So we don’t have to listen to this speech then.

And why did Fred Thompson do the end to Knights in White Satin after the video was over?

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

[re=85477]CthuNHu[/re]: Speaking of canonization, the narrator of Cindy’s film literally said that she has gone around the world doing ‘miraculous’ works.

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Why is that big video screen behind him coming up green? I guess green backgrounds worked so well for him before.

AnnieGetYourFun September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Woah, what the fuck was that? What kind of morans can’t even chant USA in time with on another?

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

HOLY SHIT THEY BROUGHT BACK THE GREEN SCREEN

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

I can’t believe they have the green screen behind him again!!

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

lime green truly is McCain’s color.

drunkenpreacher September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Are you kidding me? A green screen?!

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Was that a halo around him? Oh, I see. McCain is teh Jesus.

How humble.

bugland September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm

WTG, John, pausing for the spontaneous outpouring of emotion BEFORE it actually starts.

kremla September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

New campaign slogan:
John McCain: A Dick in a Box

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Nice “McCain votes against vets” sign with some guy in the back row.

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

…hehehe, +1 for the guy with the sign that says “McCain votes against vets”!

Pipnosis September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Dude, they green-screened him again! didn’t they learn the first time?

Squiggyfm September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

So…much…photoshopping…

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Grace in private… What?

StrangelyBrown September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Whoa — close-up of the “McCain Votes Against Veterans” dude! And a green screen! What a massive clusterfuck…

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

What did the heckler say?

knitgrrl September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

YES! “McCain Votes Against Vets” sign-holding protester!

LeopoldBittersStotch September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

LIime Green Lime Green and Tangerine!

Hopetarded September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

A house in the background? Is that wise, considering this guy doesn’t know how many of them he owns?

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

…someone get that protester a beer!

AnnieGetYourFun September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Jesus, no, seriously, stop chanting so that this can end before 11PM Hawaii time.

IBelieveInFiatMoney September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

John McCain’s grill is stained brown with the blood of many virgins he drinks to keep his youthful vigor.

The Hispanic Buddy Holly September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Green screen! Green screen! Green screen!

Liquid September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Green screen! Wooo!

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Creepy Creepy smiles…

ing September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

GREEN SCREEN!?

Christastic September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

[re=85511]jagorev[/re]: It’s a dare. If you mess with the green, you hate freedom.

Davidwatts September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

That look on Cindy McCain’s face when he introduces her – “Yes, I have sex with it,” she seems to say.

d4g33z September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

I cannot fucking believe the green screen…

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

[re=85511]jagorev[/re]: They never learn. Can’t wait to see Colbert next week.

Sonic Former Youth September 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm

[re=85511]jagorev[/re]: I just don’t get it. Are all of his appearances sponsored by the youtubes?

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Dammit, I wanted to see the guy in the “Iraq Vets Against the War” shirt get tasered. Thew good stuff always happens off camera.

kfcbeveragelover September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

They’ve never heard of the youtubes, they just think green is his color. Bring on the hilarious parody videos.

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

“Keep uhMAREika safe from bad comb overs!”

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

I fell asleep during the Cindy McCain Vicodin ad… did I miss anything?

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Truvy did Cindy’s hayer (aka hair) tonight for the fly-over states tonight. What a fucking rat’s nest.

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

She’s more my bankroll than I am hers.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm

How is Roberta McCain more lively than Cindy?

Hopetarded September 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm

Wow, Roberta could not WAIT to get up and be applauded. “That’s right, bitches! Clap!”

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm

Seriously, what is Roberta McCain’s secret? She looks nary a day over 82.

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm

What’s Normal Bates’ mom doing there? Nah. just messing with her. She looks great for 96. Her son is a tool though.

ernie September 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm

wow mccains mom is a robot….NICE…

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

He just admitted politics is a business, not a personal cause. Good for him.

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

“To those who are undecided: Thank you for the opportunity to win your support. And thank you for watching while Sarah Palin pissed away that opportunity last night”

Franklin Pierce & Pierce September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

The fields of corn look like a sheet of mucous behind McCain’s head.

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

the audience is full of john mccain clones. thats how they’re so curtain palin will stay vp

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

OH MY GOD, THANK THE GOOD LORD JESUS THAT JOHN MCCAIN IS STILL JOHN MCCAIN! I have never been more sure than I am while he’s speaking right now that Barack Obama has this thing in the bag!

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Most. Boring. Speech. Ever.

JS September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

I can’t believe they have a green backdrop again after getting abused for it last time.

Senator Boomdog September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

What’s with the backdrop? Is he back in the jungles of ‘Nam?

Liquid September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Ooo, McCain and Obama going at it?
Now THAT’S a C-SPAN I would love to see…

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Is that pot growing in the background?

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

“We are fellow Americans. And that’s an association that means more to me than any other.”
My Alaskan counterpart, however, will go at you like a rabid pit bull.

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

“As a white citizen of a country that allows a black people to run for president, to Senator Obama, I say: you’re welcome.”

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Nice how he thought he was going to have to cut off the applause about McCain–he forgot that the Refucktards are never even politely gracious (thus earning that nickname).

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

looks like he had his neck jowls tucked in

LauraJune September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Good old inarenable rightsh.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

vomit colored screen ooh now it’s blue.

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

“Tough times for many of you . . . .”

Yes, since that ASSHOLE Lincoln freed all our of SLAVES!

Chuckie Jesus September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

I LOVE YOU PINK PROCHOICE LADY

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Ground noise? Static? Is he having a Nam flashback?

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

[re=85622]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: Applause about Obama that was supposed to be.

Liquid September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Is it just me, or does this feel like a big religious telethon?

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Oh, there’s Sarah with her little sneer again when McCain says nice things about Obama. God I hate this woman.

knitgrrl September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

YES! Protestor #2! Each one is like a little beam of sunshine in my heart…

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Code Pink lady!

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Holy Shit! CODE PINK just got in! That’s like the one cool thing they’ve ever done.

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Wow. Crazy lady getting manhandled. McCain handled it really well… Sh*t.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN JOKES, DICKHEAD.

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

brown noise?

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Thank god for Code Pink.

CivicHoliday September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Yay! I love this! He’s a silly old man, and some scary pink lady tried to distract him, and the stupid “USA USA USA” chanters keep interrupting him!

catdance September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Code Pink!!

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Ah, he had a line ready for when his speech was inevitably interrupted by the protester. I think the crowd beat her up while shouting USA! USA!

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Can’t say what his crappy convention center security says about he’ll do for national security …

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

the cult of USA

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

[re=85507]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: drunk ones. i have a feeling the commenters on wonkette could not chant “U” in unison, but i’m also pretty certain that it’s irrelevant. how many cheerleaders have become world, corporate or religious leaders that made a positive improvement to humanity? cheering skills matter little.

Davidwatts September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

OMG IT’S CODE PINK!!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?!

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

These are most bored looking supporters I’ve ever seen.

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

…to go by you side and stand on your future..

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

Four or five more ejected protesters might ruin this speech. That would be terrible.

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

helloooo? can we please address these hilarious protesters? who are determined to not let WALNUTS! get a word in edgewise?? PS Palin looks like a 3rd grade teacher. Scratch that- 6th grade.

drunkenpreacher September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

War-shington

Miss Fitz September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

Ah, I can’t believe the ‘Pubs sank so low as to hire those hecklers!

Obamaton September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

Isn’t that protester our freind the beefy marine who was protesting all over months ago?

Hopetarded September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

That rictus grin will give me nightmares.

eekahil September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

I thunk it was a green screen , too. I think ,however, it is the expansive, chemically maintained, Giant-Ass American Lawn.
Which brings me to my querstion: What IS the building sat on that green lawn?
Would that be one of his…hmmm… amount of houses?

WTF!!! I think the Security just , like, break the arm of the Operation Pink agitator?
Zoiks!

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

“All you’ve ever asked of your government is to stand on your side…”
Does that meet the definition of torture, Senator?

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm

They’re so desperate to fill the seats that they let the protesters in–nice.

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

OMGGGG! OMG!!! Palin is showing TITTY! Do you see that? TITTYYYY!!!!

EdWonk September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Remember when the Republicans used to be the “family values” party?

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

sarah and olbermann have the same glasses

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Thought he was going to actually talk policy there for a bit. Too bad the crowd didn’t want to hear it.

…wait. what?

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

The VP is the Governor of the one state that likes high oil prices. Seriously. What in the flying fuck is going on here?

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Sarah Palin has worked with her hands and nose!!

catdance September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

that little kid, looking around for a good mother of 5

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Palin’s balanced a budget? I guess with all that federal money she gets it must be easy.

eekahil September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Correction: Operation Pink.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

She knows what it’s like to worry about mortgage payments, and healthcare, and the cost of gasoline… unlike Cindy and myself.

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Worked with her nose? WTF does that mean? And what’s with the sitting down thing? Has someone been upset by her loitering?

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Wait, 6 kids. The 6th is in her beehive.

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

doesn’t she have “special” interests

iwillsavethispatient September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Did I hear that right? Sarah Palin has worked with her nose? Now, that’s a skill.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

he’s getting far more applause for Snowbunny McShrillface than anything he’s said all night.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

DONATE NOW! HE SAYS WARSHINGTON!

liberaljewmedia September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

“… and I can’t wait until someone introduces her to me.”

Chuckie Jesus September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

“She uses her hands and nose.” Nose?

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

GOD, it clearly hurts his face to smile. It even looks painful.

Walter Sobchak September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

OK, so the South Carolina-Vandy game is getting boring. Is there anything else on? Anyone?

SaveMeeJeebus September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

C’MON PROTESTERS! Just a few more interruptions, then America will see the sort of temperament that we can have behind the hand on the button.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

[re=85693]Atoz[/re]: I think he meant that she has worked on her hands and knees, with a marvelous ape.

Hopetarded September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

CHANGE IS CUMMING!!!

btwbfdimho September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

People first, country second.

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

“Introduce her to Washington . . . .”

I thought Jane Hathaway always had to escort the Beverly Hillbillies around?

catdance September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

the poor old guy
he’s doing such a bad job

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

[re=85652]solid[/re]: yeah, like South Park… Walnuts shouldn’t be the only one filling his Depends tonight…

P Drizzle September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

He’s slimmer in blue.

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

“I can’t wait to introduce her to Warshington.”
Oh, ha ha — she’s not here to get in anyone’s good graces, as she said last night. And I’m sure the feeling will be mutual.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

For folks not in the habit of breaking their promises, he and Palin are both pretty good at it.

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

When he talks about the “do nothing, me first Washington crowd”, isn’t he talking about his colleagues of the past 30 years?

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

The Jesuses. That’s who I work for.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

this old white fucker is stark raving mad and this country is scaring the shit out of me!!!

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

[re=85696]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Nah, she still put them in deficit

The Hispanic Buddy Holly September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

He keeps saying he’s a Maverick. Did he play pro basketball in Dallas some years back?

Monsieur Grumpe September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Ken, Sara, Jim and Liz,
I have some bad news for you. All the bridges going out of town have collapsed. Apparently our Republican governor has been spending all of the highway funds on a sex change operation. Personally, I don’t think he/she hasn’t changed at all so I think he’s getting ripped off. That’s not important. What is important is that you’re going to be stuck in town for a while. Can you say hotdish? I bet you can.

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

“Marching to the beat of a different drummer”

In this case, one who is tapping out the Horst Wessel Lieder . . . .

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

[re=85685]Magoo[/re]: I think it’s just a poor choice of clothing color–thank god she’ll take away our choices when she’s in the White House!

loudmouthredhead September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

“My friends, please ignore that BROWN noise..” *winky wink*

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Corruption. Isn’t he talking about himself again?

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

“She knows where she comes from.” The new perquisite for becoming second-in-command to the office if Commander-in-Chief to the United States of America. Well done, maverick. Since you work for me, you are fired. Now, let that sexy librarian fire herself for having too many wordy books in that Library of Congress or whatnot.

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Yay! A colored in the crowd!

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

This is the same empty Hallmark bullshit as last night. Not that I’m surprised.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Really, really timid applause for taking on corruption in the Republican party.

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

And I violated my public trust when I was caught in the Keating Five. I will veto a pork bill unless it’s packed with goodies for Alaska and Arizona, the most important A states in A-mericuh

LeopoldBittersStotch September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

“…but I am in the habit of breaking my promises to my first wife”

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Whose names am I gonna know? I’m a lil’ lost, Grampa.

CivicHoliday September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Haha, stealing from the injuns

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

WORST SPEAKER EVER.

Miss Fitz September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Did you guys all get the FWD’d letter from the lady in Wasilla putting the smack down on Sarah Palin? It rules. I’m going to print it out, roll it up, knock her upside the head– forcefully removing the glasses of hotness.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

He’s taking prisoners and taking names and sarah is going to shoot you all at her church!

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Thank God that they left the blue screen up so that we can make this speech interesting in post.

And since McCain is not going to leave problems to the next generation, does that mean he is in favor of raising taxes to get rid of the deficit?

AnnieGetYourFun September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

“You will know their names! You will know their names!”. That’s specific, as far as promises go. It also sounds like “Get off of my lawn!”, but whatevs.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Big cheer for fighting union bosses. That’s going to play well in the rust belt, with the bitters.

OhWhyOhio September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!” – John McCain

“We can’t keep protesters out of our convention hall, but we’ll do better with your borders – WE SWEAR!” – The RNC

loudmouthredhead September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

The “Cuntry First” slogan is the best, witty slogan they can come up with? Sheesh

USA USA USA USA!

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Somebody needs to slow down with the teleprompter or hook him up with a vial of Visine

youknew September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Is that Code Pink that’s causing the USA?! Code Pink kicks ass! I have to join.

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I’ve fought lobbyists who stole from Indian tribes and I was so impressed I hired them to run my campaign!

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

So McCain’s a little bit of a pimp. “Sarah, meet Washington. National politics, Sarah.” And then she gets sodomized for money.

That’s a role model for your daughters!

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Who are these “pundints” who predicted his campaign would fail?

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

mmmmm, Señor McPain,k your toupee is ready!

UASSHOLE UASSHOLE UASSHOLE!

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

at least the dems mixed it up a bit. this is the same fuckin speech over and over again

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

He looks annoyed when the crowd cheers. I understand, I mean, loud noises anger my grandfather, too.

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

“I’d rather lose an election than see my country lose a war.”
Be my guest — please.

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

:::Snark off:::

This is a really weak speech.

Not just the delivery; the content.

:::Snark on:::

I would not brag about Iraq too much, given that the Sons of Iraq are about to blow up on us.

loudmouthredhead September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

Wow, so our military is “re-moralized” now? Tell that to the guys going back for a 3rd tour.

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

[re=85759]Miss Fitz[/re]: Please post. I would enjoy that.

IBelieveInFiatMoney September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

Little does Sarah Palin know that McCain’s cock is named Washington.

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

“My fiends, in the end, I got Cindy…in the end”

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm

what you fight for is the real test…. like your first marriage…

CivicHoliday September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Ugh, stop clearing the phlegm. You can hear it in the microphone, Walnuts.

Don_Dimble September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Um… isn’t this kind of boring?

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

lol, The Michigan delegation: “Yaaaaay!!! POOOOR PEOPLE IN MYYYYY STATE!!”

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

do you think he will die before november?
I think sarah will shoot him so she can run for president.

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

I fight for people who live in swing states.

suths September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

she works 3 jobs….so can pay for my tax cuts for my 7 homes

filmsoncon September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Jesus, this man can’t deliver a GODDAMNED speech! He talks to all of us like we’re 4th grade special needs kids. And I’ve heard that awful sneery laugh at least twice. UGH.

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Oh, here’s a turd farmer story stolen directly from the Obama camp…Jake coaches little league and his wife is a milk maid with two legs missing from her three-legged stool

The Hispanic Buddy Holly September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

“Would you stop cheering when I mention your fucking state? I’m trying to work here. Cunts.”

rubybuckaroo September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

It’s his own damn fault there were protesters!
(YAY!)
He forgot to wear his magic flag pin. Doofus.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

ANOTHER RETARDED BABY!!!!

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Nice oblique reference to Abramoff… I guess we can tell who the good lobbyists are. They’re the ones he hired to run his campaign.

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Sue works three jobs to help pay the bills.
I on the other hand, work half a job to help pay seven mortgages.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

You stole the kid’s bracelet? Not cool, gramps.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Perhaps he could help the unemployed guy by giving him a house, or two.

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

HA HA! John McCain wears jewelry. Fag.

ms_mcgee September 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Let’s review: Theme from Dallas, inspirational Van Halen tunes, Cindy McCain with WhiteSnake hair, Tawny Kitaen-ish VP candidate, stiff white guy presidential candidate on a faux stripper stage…are they trying to bring back the 80s?

RooseveltFranklin September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

I hope this ends with McCain throwing a puppy into the crowd.

d4g33z September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

I can’t take it. The crowd is cheering the hard-luck stories. It’s just not working…

Anonymous Office Zombie September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

This is the most boring anticlimactic pack of lies. I’m slipping into a coma listening to him drone on.

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Was that a mixed-race couple??!?

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

the country remains safe from its enemies… protected by Carl Rove… which reminds me

WHERE IS MENTION OF DICK CHENEY? REMEMBER HIM? DID LOSING TRUST HAVE TO DO WITH HIM?

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

This speech must be seriously hurting Bush’s feelings … want hug

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

“we lost their trust when we gave in to temptation and made it bigger”

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Clapping for their own fuckups. Nice.

solid September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

“and i fight for the michigan steel worker who builds time machines on his free time for the under privileged haitian salt workers”

Luke Warm September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

They are trying to score point with having disabled children. Maybe if Bush Sr. had done this he would have been reeelected.

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Topless dental hygienist anarchists for McPain!

What’s the opposite of straight talk? Why Lindsay Graaaaaaahm of course.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Hahaha, no boos for corporate welfare for oil companies in that crowd! They were all thinking, “Obama did that? I might have to check ol’ Barry out…”

Walter Sobchak September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

OK, I take it back, it’s tied now, 10-10. SC’s QB is named “Smelly.” Isn’t that funny?

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

“We were elected to change Warshington and we let Warshington change us.”
Therefore re-elect us to change it the way we should have the first time?! Uh….

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

He knows Lincoln actually liked black people, right?

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

[re=85816]ms_mcgee[/re]: That’s good…

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

That “We lost their trust” echo line is really, really stupid.

Rhetorically, I mean.

There was dead silence.

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

we’re going to change something – back to basics…

woooo

how long – oh lord – how long….

stew September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

I think members of the audience actually ate the Code Pinkers.

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

Yes, under McCain, we’ll have to go back to basics, because we’ll have no money, no homes, no oil, and no medicine.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

god AND retards

hockeymom September 4, 2008 at 10:36 pm

He is not a good speaker. He’s having a hard time with the prompter.
What the hell is going on with Palin’s shirt? It keeps disappearing.

We’re all god’s children.

Except that Obama dude. He’s a muslin.

IBelieveInFiatMoney September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

I don’t think anyone whose descendants arrived on the Mayflower was an American. Maybe ancestors.

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

[re=85817]RooseveltFranklin[/re]: I just hope it ends. No soaring rhetoric here. They should have just run that movie over and over…that’s all we’ll hear for the next 60 days anyway

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Oblique reference #2: the immigration bill he had to denounce in order to please the xenophobic pricks that he’s speaking to right now.

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Now he’s talking about fruit.

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

A confused pause before the audience gives in to cheering for the Latina daughter of migrant workers

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

[re=85801]rubybuckaroo[/re]: You’re right, he’s not wearing a flag pin! Why does John McCain hate America?

jarsilver September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

He literally winked when he said “culture of life.

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

God’s children? Allah might have something to say about that.

ph7 September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Where’s the beef?

youknew September 4, 2008 at 10:37 pm

We’re all Americans, but you just escorted those ladies out and called them background noise and static, which is it? Are they Americans or not?

Dave J. September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

I don’t know if anyone has had the “um, ok, for real, we need to talk about this: does Grandpa have Alzheimers?” talk in their family, but it’s really not fun, and it’s pretty fucking sad, and watching McCain right now it really reminds me of how the older person in the family acts before you have that talk.

It’s bad. He’s bad. He’s not healthy. HE’S NOT FUCKING HEALTHY. It’s plain as goddam day to me, and it freaks me the fuck out that this isn’t like the #1 issue in the campaign. The guy looks like he’s at death’s door, and he’s just stammering through a speech, and it makes me sad, not for him, but for the country.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

So, he’s…….pro-choice?

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

Is he just throwing out Repubtard maxims now? “Don’t legislate from the bench!” “Personal Responsibility” “No more uppity negroes!”

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

How many “average” Americans know anything about Teddy Roosevelt? Sounds like an old guy talking…oh, wait.

hockeymom September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

Sarah isn’t even pretending to pay attention.
Oh, yay for impartial judges! Like Alito, Roberts and that token one.

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

and don’t legislate from the bench – except when it comes to undermining the Constitution or choosing the President in 2000…

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

Are they booing because these are blatant lies?

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

He’s actually got them mooing now!

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

more choices for yourself… except when it comes to women’s bodies.

catdance September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

now he’s interactive
boo
boo
boohoohoo

Neilist September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

John HAD to bring up the U.S.S. Mayflower. It was his first sea posting after he almost washed out of the Naval Academy.

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Keeping Texas low?

P Drizzle September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

[re=85855]hockeymom[/re]: I thought it was just my inborn liberal bias but he is terrible at this.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm

[re=85891]DoktorZoom[/re]: He’s got that rural vote down.

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Why does WALNUTS! always talk to me as if I am a tiny child that speaks ESL???
Why does he use the sing songy voice to try to tell us his ‘plan’? Does he think me WETODDIT?

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:40 pm

I just realized what this reminds me of:

Alien 1: “Abortions for everyone!”
Crowd: “boooooooo….”
Alien 2: “No abortions for anyone!”
Crowd: “boooooooo….”
Alien 1: “Abortions for some and American flags for everyone!”
Crowd: “yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!”

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Was the line about choices about women’s bodies or privatizing social security?

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:40 pm

If McCain threw a chocolate lab puppy into the crowd and yelled “THIS BLACK PUPPY WANTS TO RAISE YOUR TAXES!!”, these motherfuckers would tear it to shreds in a heartbeat.

Anonymous Office Zombie September 4, 2008 at 10:40 pm

BOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so low rent. A fucking amaturish pep rally for the clueless dimwits.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

There are like five people here, duplicated over and over.

Fat white man, fat white woman, stringey haired white woman, frat-boy/neo-nazi, token minority.

Ken Layne September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

O DUDEZ THERE IS A NEW LIVEBLOG RIGHT HERE: NEW LIVEBLOG OF THE MCCAIN.

MissWasilla September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Barack can wish away the global economy?
sweet.

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Gov Pale-one is in a dyed Moose skin blazer that she herself skinned and dyed in the tub while her daughter was having sex with a HOT hockey player…

stew September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

The jobs of the future. Flying cars? Sex robots?

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Republicans don’t actually use the word “uppity”. Wait…..You mean, one did? Today?

Never mind.

youknew September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Did anyone else know that we could wish away the global economy? I didn’t.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

“It often sees that your government hasn’t even noticed.”

“We will prepare them for the jobs of day.”

You’d think he’d wear contacts so he could read the friggin’ teleprompter or something.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Lower wages!!! WOOOOOOO!!!

The Hispanic Buddy Holly September 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Man, those dozens of people are LOVING this speech!

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

I don’t want a bureaucrat standing between me and decent health care. I want an insurance company accountant standing between me and decent health care, the way God intended it.

KittyKatMan September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

I need some god damn meth, now.

stew September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

I see a pattern here: applause every seven words.

CivicHoliday September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Does it strike anyone else as odd that sometimes he disagrees with his own platform? In speeches like this, where he talks about how the kids of migrant workers are Americans, too, I sort of see that he’s just this poor old man that is actually better than maybe his party lets him be…is it bad I’m starting to empathize with the guy? I mean, he’s still a douche, but even still…wouldn’t have made a half-bad independent.

Miss Fitz September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Its a pretty long letter, Dubya’s Pusherman… I will post it temporarily on a rarely used blogspot site, which would be themissfitz dot blogspot dot com so I don’t totally hijack this sacred space!

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

fucking tax-raising puppies.

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Yeah, I don’t want a bureaucrat between me and my doctor. Because right now, it’s totally fucking awesome having a corporate whore insurance drone between me and a doctor. Oh and poor people don’t have health care. There. I said it.

essrog September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Whoa … cutaway to an alarmed Piper Palin

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

There he goes on about choice again. Gotta love a pro-choice Republican….

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Now he’s pro-choice? I’m confused.

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

That girl is ululating like a Muslim!

GET HER!!!!!

Anonymous Office Zombie September 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Education = civil rights fight of this generation? WTF???

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Failed school bureaucracy… like No Child Left Behind.

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Also, there are a stunning number of zirconia lapel pins on big haired ladies.

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Let’s ship bad teachers to Pakistan, where all the good jobs are.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Close all the schools, fire all the teachers. Let the corporations educate our children!

btwbfdimho September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Now, after the war crap, he talks about proposal and sound like a CVS marketing manager. I gonna puke

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

this exact speech, word for word could have been given by any republican in the last 50 years. no context whatsoever.

obfuscator September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

“We need to remove barriers to choice… middle class white parents shouldn’t have to send their kids to a public school to sit side by side with the children of… exotic community organizers!”

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Senator Obama wants our schools to answer to unions?

Uh…really, Walnuts? Ya sure about that…?

Pop Socket September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

“Rather than force companies to pay for health care, I will let Americans take lower paying jobs”

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

This is even a bad line reading. He can’t get a clear thought out to the crowd not watching in the hall. There ain’t no 40 million still tuned into this thing.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Student-run schools? Brilliant!

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

we need to continue shoveling US dollars to Blackwater, Halliburton and our other campaign contributors – including that one oil company office manager and his wife who just can’t afford to give me thousands of dollars that they don’t have – and to Iraq, and to Georgia, and to Keating, and …

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

I wish they were still fucking with the colors behind him and changing them constantly. That was the best part of the speech. It was like a Vanilla Fudge show at the Avalon.

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Close up on the guy in the audience YAAAAAWNING…

The Hispanic Buddy Holly September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Pr-ah-ject

Dubya's Pusha Man September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

[re=85949]Miss Fitz[/re]: Awesome, thanks for that. I’ll check it out. Thanks!

smellyal8r September 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

[re=85948]CivicHoliday[/re]: Platform doesn’t mean anything — Bob Dole ’96

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

“quit sending money to countries that don;t like us very much”…. does that include Iraq?

grendel September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

I can’t even focus on this.. he’s SOOOO bad at public speaking, and it’s a crappy speech to begin with, with no rhythm or unifying theme… he could be mumbling through a grocery list…

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

here it comes… the Rape of ANWR!!!!

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

OK republicans, you have 4 years to practice you unison chanting. You guys SUCK.

Keram2 September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

I love that the republicans keep cutting McCain off before he finishes a thought. It’s like they’re trying to shut him up.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Who cheers for more nuclear plants?

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm

People: please, give him a break – Sen. Magoo is doing as well as he can

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

“I myself will power the White House with the sheer magnitude of my flatulence.”

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

we’ll increase the use of Tide! your clothes will never be cleaner!

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

[re=85918]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: So on point!! They can’t even get a good chant going on!! USA? Like that speaks for the Repubes. How about: I LOVE COCK! (Refer to shape of stage)

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm

‘Merkins must have oil and nucular enargy!

grevillea September 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm

I heard about this one shitty teacher who wouldn’t even let her kids have desks.

eekahil September 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm

“..and when I’m Pres’ent, I promise that some day we will puta man on the moon!”

apocalypsethen September 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

not to be a huge jerk or anything, but what happened to the liveblog?

naveed September 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

What’s with the stupid blue background? Did they run out of flags to put back there? Also lapel pins of said flags?

grevillea September 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Rich with oil wealth and corrupt with power… like, um Palin?

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

check the picture of cnn.com right now. holy shit.

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Cold War II here we come!

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm

DANGEROUS THREATS IN A DANGEROUS WORLD?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

naveed September 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm
bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm

Wait, the military can do…better?

BURN HIM!

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm

today – i repeat, today – this is the end of my horrible remarks.

we still haven’t got Al Qaeda, and those persians and soviet union types are evil, I tells ya!

oh yeah, and there’s that whole US economy thing – USA USA USA! –

i know how we can win the Viet Nam War at long last…

btwbfdimho September 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm

This moron couldn’t beat GWB 8 years ago; so now just vote for Obama and save you drama for Trig’s mama.

eekahil September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Please Mr. Blue Screen, can we get that Stephen Colbert Star Wars Thingie up there?

Pawdedoo September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Awesome! Remind people you actually fucking remember Pearl Harbor.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Here’s what I want to hear:

McCain: We need more nuclear plants…

Crowd: Hooray!

McCain: in poor and indigenous areas of the country…

Crowd: Hooray!

McCain: and suburbs…

Crowd: *crickets*

tennessee Jed clampett September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

drill drill drill. did y’all see the button that said: We’ve Struck Oil With Sarah Palin ?

5 brats later and she’s (still) a real gusher. texas tea….

ruining ANWR and continuing big oil’s stranglehold on the US economy may well be their true agenda…..

FlipOffResearch September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

He speechifies like a mother reading a bedtime story. Really. Just whatch with this in mind.

DieOnTheTurnpike September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I know how the world works! I spend FIVE AND A HALF YEARS on foreign soil.

Mr. Evercool September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Didn’t Bob Dole give this lame-o speech in 1996?

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Quick Vote on cnn.com/larryking

Will you vote for John McCain?
Yes 20% 965
No 80% 3911
Total Votes: 4876

This is before the airing of Larry’s show….

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 10:51 pm

and i would have got away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you crazy kids…

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Seriously, we totally need to protect our security, guys.

sproggie September 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm

[re=86071]coastalelite[/re]: what was on cnn?

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm

I’m sorry, was that a burp?

Excuse you, McCain.

No, really. You’re excused. Please leave.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm

[re=86132]Miss Pop Tart[/re]: Rockin’, thanks for the tip.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:53 pm

We should definitely vote for the candidate with the most scars. Great idea.

ForeignSickSpecialist September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Obama wasn’t ever tort… I mean doesn’t have scars like mine! What a pussy!

Luke Warm September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Yes your right. Barry’s baby face is unscarred.

Pipnosis September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Has he been drinking? His eyes are bloodshot and I swear he burped when he said ‘Internet revolution’.

PentagonBookkeeper September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

My government hasn’t noticed that I got no boots so how am I supposed to pull myself up. He is using that condescending sing-songy voice that reminds me that he is lying. Oh, no he didn’t tell teachers to find another line of work, more like another Soviet bread line.

Did all those fat cats just have a simultaneous orgasm when “more drilling” was promised. Oh no, danger, danger Will Smith. Scare me back into the Cold War cause my hormones and Lupus are out of control. He should be a boy scout forever and leave, he’s so prepared. I’m ill.

How does he know Barry has no scars????????????????

tatertot September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

i think he’s dozing while he’s speaking!

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Yes, let’s share ideas. Because I ain’t got any good ones, and five and a half years, goddamit.

dball213 September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

WTF? Why is there a guy in a Jester hat??

grevillea September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Obama has no scars? That’s a bad thing?

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm

hardly anyone ever gets corrupt with power. especially governors of sparsely populated oil rich very northwestern states. governors with sisters formerly married to seemingly misbehaving state troopers. rock on, mcImPerfect.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:55 pm

His speechwriter tonight is the WORST. How can you expect these convoluted sentences to come out of any speaker sounding good?

coastalelite September 4, 2008 at 10:55 pm

[re=86155]sproggie[/re]: horrifying close-up of grampa in front of the acid-trip green screen

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Holy crap–JOHN MCCAIN WAS A P.O.W.? I CANNOT BELIEVE IT AS I HAVE NEVER EVER HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE, EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

DoktorZoom September 4, 2008 at 10:56 pm

And hey, did I mention that I was a POW? No, really, we don’t talk about it a lot, but yeah, I totally was a war hero.

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:56 pm

also: why are there so many peeps dressed in bizarre s&m/fetish/cartoon animal costumes? This is very creepy. And? I bet there’s a dungeon located down there.

magic titty September 4, 2008 at 10:56 pm

sarah palin is his rape jokes waiting to happen

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 10:56 pm

He really thinks he IS Ronald Ray-gun, doesn’t he? .

OhWhyOhio September 4, 2008 at 10:57 pm

panderpanderpanderpander TORTURE panderpanderpander HANOI panderpanderpander (Remember in 2000 when I still had some dignity? I don’t…) panderpanderpander POW . . .

magic titty September 4, 2008 at 10:57 pm

john mccain will whoop a threat’s ass up in this bitch

Magoo September 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm

[re=85743]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: I know! Like we realllyyyy need choices. Thank god for Sarah SWEET TITS Palin.

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Didn’t McCain’s father work in a mill?

tatertot September 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm

can he not afford an editor?

you cannot be serious September 4, 2008 at 10:59 pm

POW! POW! POW!

MplsMama September 4, 2008 at 11:00 pm

JM, I’d *love* to listen to the rest of your speech, but The Daily Show is coming on…

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 11:00 pm

Wowie!!! They finally find someone in the convention hall that managed to shed tears….WOO HOO! Of course, they did just spray her face with mace….

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm

wow – if he’d actually done anything toward winning the war instead of crashing expensive airplanes he’d almost be a real war hero like John “Swift=boat” Kerry

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm

My favorite part about this supposed recollection is that he used the word “propaganda” as part of it. Winston Smith would have been delighted to have written this before plowing Julia in a field.

voyetra8 September 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm

What about the bottled hot water for dehydrated babies?

slavojzizek September 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm

Everyone is just pissed cause CodePink disrupted their nap time.

PentagonBookkeeper September 4, 2008 at 11:02 pm

“Country First” sounds like idolatry to me. And how does Cynthia feel about his new perky soulmate Sarah? He also has inappropriate love for his vixen he calls “America”. “My country saved me”…well there ya go. He is a pagan, cause only Jesus can save you.

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 11:02 pm

WTF is a MAVRICK???

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 11:02 pm

::Snark off::
Hold on a friggin’ second: wasn’t the theme the other night that “John McCain is his own man”? And now “I wasn’t my own man anymore”? I point this out only because it demonstrates again what a low-rent show this speech is. I mean, they could tie it into the previous themes a little more consistently.
::Snark back on::

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 11:03 pm

I am fighting for exactly all those things…by voting for Obama.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 11:03 pm

OK, Gramps is totally having a war flashback.

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 11:04 pm

fight with my strong courage and my standing fighting and my ancient history – USA USA USA

DogSniff September 4, 2008 at 11:04 pm

Gov. Palin keeps checking her lapels…and looking down.

Wardrobe malfuntion for votes?

Anything to save the GOP from drowning in McCain’s speech…is it the worst in the last – oh – couple of generations?

magic titty September 4, 2008 at 11:05 pm

john mccain’s bones werent set property.

this is also shameful propaganda and i loathe this person. end.

TheHappyPundit September 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm

that was about as exciting as a bowl of rusty nails…minus the tetanus.

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 11:07 pm

“Defend the rights of the oppressed.” A republican encouraging public defenders = HIlarious. It was a Republican administration that raided Postville, Iowa, right? ugh.

Viva la Cynthia September 4, 2008 at 11:08 pm

Jon Stewart: “Is [Sarah Palin] dickish enough to be Vice President?”

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 11:08 pm

John McCain: And just in case you thought my speech sucked, I have some fabulous balloons for everyone!

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Well, the GOP has officially called in FAIL.

btwbfdimho September 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm

So the American people had the opportunity to vote for this fuking_amazing_war_hero 8 years ago,but instead they chose George W. Bush, yes, George W. fucking Bush… so now when he’s seventy-two fuk…watever

professor.cj September 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Palin = the Mind Bender, McCain = the SnoCone Machine (with no flavor, because it hurts your dentures)

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm

VP Anita Bryant needs to get a pie in her face …

PentagonBookkeeper September 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm

I think Cindy’s turquoise ensemble is engineered with nanotechnology. The crowd is “applauding his divorce”, says Chris. Poor Cindy, he’s already dumped her for the younger beauty queen of Wasilly.

angrymommy September 4, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Media response: this is a horse race, viewers, and it’s going to come down to the WIRE – don’t change that channel!

PentagonBookkeeper September 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm

OMG! Will Andrea Mitchell make it out alive?

bluesoup September 4, 2008 at 11:17 pm

Somebody help Andrea Mitchell, please. Latex balls of patriotic death are making their move.

Wine from Outer Space September 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm

Cue the animatronic, fire-breathing eagles.

Miss Pop Tart September 4, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Are they kidding with all these f’ng balloons? The people that could have been fed with the money spent on this dog and pony show!!!

S.Luggo September 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Tom Ridge: downtown Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: Code Rouge.

mirrorball September 4, 2008 at 11:22 pm

[re=86218]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: completely agree about the speech-writing. The delivery and language seemed much better during the last 10 minutes or so, when it was autobiographical. But the rest of it just seemed poorly written.

dumbfounded September 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm

Jm and Palin need Matching Gold Teeth for added Bling

dumbfounded September 4, 2008 at 11:26 pm

My Maverick rusted out and Died on Route 6

Volumptuous September 4, 2008 at 11:31 pm

This was the biggest collection of douchebags for 2008. Tonights crowd makes NASCAR look like a mensa convention.

Jingo September 4, 2008 at 11:35 pm

[re=85042]Satyrn74[/re]: … and Bristol Parker.. look at Paris Hilton and meet your future. I give her 3 years before she’s divorced and living on the Surreal Life TV show, drunkily groping a passed-out Vern Troyer.

The 3-Legged Man September 4, 2008 at 11:39 pm

[re=86116]MplsMama[/re]: I actually LOL’d. Thank you!

S.Luggo September 4, 2008 at 11:42 pm

“8:27 PM — There are still plenty of seats tonight.”
Stop your East Coast Media bitchin’. The so-called ‘empty’ RNC seats are occupied by the spirits of the unborn fetuses of Palin’s church of the Wasilla Assembly of God and meth addicts. We are fa-mi-ly.

tocute2btrue September 5, 2008 at 7:41 am

You can’t trust anyone, I paid Shehann $20. to throw a bag of Monkey shit on McCain and the drunk BITCH tripped and got it all down her blouse.

Strappo September 5, 2008 at 8:07 am

[re=86591]S.Luggo[/re]: ROTSOMRB!*

*rolling on the sidewalk outside my refrigerator box

TaraAriano September 5, 2008 at 9:49 am
tennessee Jed clampett September 5, 2008 at 1:42 pm

omg hilarious “real mcCain of genius” campaign ad a la beer commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xR-_fvUOY

Rad September 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Doesnt lindsey graham look and talk like a KKK member.I can see in his face when he was saying his bullshit speech that he was dying to say NIGGER!

Rad September 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Mccain speech was weak same old bullshit! I thought that 911 video was the most pathrtic disgraceful thing ive ever seen there trying to use fear tactics by exploiting those poor americans that died very sad.If he gets elected he’s gonna start a war with russia and reinlist the draft! fucking piece of shit.

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