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That’s former Senator Bill Frist you see speaking on tonight’s redesigned RNC stage, with a lovely projection of the African plains at dusk as his backdrop. You know what else is a projection? The massive black cock on which he’s standing.
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9:13 PM
on Thu September 4 2008
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Jim Newell
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I think it looks more like a big middle finger - the ultimate “Fuck You” to democracy and decency and all that jazz and jive.
Also, when did Frist get so fat? Must be all that fried air down in Tennessee.
So THAT’s why Lindsay Graham wanted to go tonight…
GOP: big fake dick, no balls.
Jesus… you can’t make this shit up.
You would think that party of trickle down economics would be more cognizant of the view from the top, but maybe they just like the view from the bottom better
I forgot to add 8===o
Oh, that’s penis-y.
You sure this isn’t the set for ‘Project Runway’?
is it erect or flaccid? see cuz this is impotent, er important.
John’s got the balls. We get the shaft.
Africa? Are they trying to piggyback on Obama’s popularity?
Country Frist!!
…I guess he really is trying to measure up to Barack Obama.
Thrusting the candidate into the throbbing warm center of the party.
What’s with the Third Reich color palette?
That’s a very wide stance.
Nothing quite like a big dick to, uh, act like a big dick.
COUNTRY FIRST- what better way to portray than a Redwood (ah no), Maple (no), BIRCH (no, no, no). Ummm…is that an Acacia? Do we have these in ‘Merica?
Looks like it’s got a Prince Albert there at the tip.
Tonight we feature the dynamic designs of Jean Paul Gaultier, who shall wrap Senator McCain in a coat made from dead crows, symbolizing nothing.
Well, it looks like U2 is set to take the stage anytime now for their Joshua Tree tour.
Makeithurt: …well considering the fact that Cindy McCain was wearing a 3 hundred thousand(YES, THREE MOTHERFUKKIN HUNDRED GOD DAMN THOUSAND!!!) dollar outfit on Tuesday, I wouldnt be surprised if it was!
Is it bad to wish for OT between the Redskins & Giants? Although Joe Gibbs is going to be speaking on Walnuts behalf at the RNC tonight, so wonder who we should root for. It’s amazing he’s around all the negro players but he still can’t vote for Hopey.
Makeithurt: Totally Project Runway. Maybe Michael Kors will come out and tell McCain that he looks a little “mother of the bride” and Heidi will tell him that his suit “looks cheap, no?”
Ooooh. They’re playing “Right Now,” the change song of the 80s again. Van Halen’s gonna be pissed!
Little Cindy Lou Who!!!
will Levi be speaking tonight? Poster child for family values for Christ’s sake
Black Power
that whole palin weirdo family keeps reminding me of rosemary’s baby
omg. cindylou is a drift racer and todd is a snomachine guy!
I am WALNUTS! you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the cockwalk
Yeah on the cockwalk on the cockwalk yeah
I shake my gimpy touche on the cockwalk
what is with the mccain family’s color choices?
Queen Regine: no, we all we have are maple and ash, to make baseball bats however, the emerald ash bore are killing ash trees by the thousands, so we’ll have maple, pretty in the fall…
CollegeStudent: shit trickling out their bottoms
I swear Cindy just said “it’s not our natural instinct to rally to them…”
Floggy Bottom: it’s neither. it’s maverick.
schvitzatura: you forgot ‘cocksure’ in your blab, babe
StrangelyBrown: He got the goldmine, we got the shaft. RIP Jerry Reed
naveed: I think there was some red in there…
Beautiful, it even matches with the 9.26.08 Choke layout.
so when they met and he was married, they both lied to one another about their ages.
so sweet.
she’s slurring her words, must be pill pooping again
poor ernestine had a clitorectomy. but she will forgive her country.
I guess they were just all upset because Obama’s columns were upright, not flopping around on the floor like the McCain stage projectile.
When they light it up, it has blue balls.
Ilikepigeons: Heard she found a new meth hook up.
In kabuki, we call that catwalk the hanamichi, or “flower path”. The actors come out, strut their stuff - just the way an old cock who’s been caged up and teased for five-and-a-half years would do and strike a pose.
Poor John…his make up is a bit smudged tonight and he looks a bit piqued.
http://fightingstreet.com/pics/mixed/kabuki.jpg
Was that a heckler? What did he say?
I created a profile just to say this:
Doesn’t the backdrop look just like that scene from “Gone With the Wind”? You know the one where Scarlett says she’ll never go hungry again?
Consider the irony. The Republicans, running against an African-American, projecting a still frame from “Gone With the Wind” behind speakers standing on a stage that resembles a black phallus.
That’s just psychologically creepy.
naveed: I’m just looking for an excuse to link to this.’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezXyYVF53QE
*snort*
I created a profile just so I could type “*snort*” in reply to your picture + post.
I kinda think the stage looks like a big black crucifix cock.
It would be rad if Frist ran and stage dived off that motherfucker.
coolcatdaddy: As cock is my witness, as cock is my witness, they’ll never lick me! I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again.
My psychologist tells me the best way to get over your fear is to create a representation of it so you can face your fear symbolically. What, pray tell, are the Republicans afraid of?
They had to build up the stage for Bristol’s rack.
I’m sorry, that fell short of gender transcendence.
The image in the video backdrop is beautiful. My high school pot dealer had wallpaper like that.
Makes me want to clear a three foot bong.
How appropriate for a bunch of pricks.