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Special RNC Stage Could Not Be More Phallic

by Jim Newell  9:13 pm September 4, 2008

That’s former Senator Bill Frist you see speaking on tonight’s redesigned RNC stage, with a lovely projection of the African plains at dusk as his backdrop. You know what else is a projection? The massive black cock on which he’s standing.

{ 59 comments }

Fat Old Dirty Whore September 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm

I think it looks more like a big middle finger – the ultimate “Fuck You” to democracy and decency and all that jazz and jive.

Also, when did Frist get so fat? Must be all that fried air down in Tennessee.

grendel September 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm

So THAT’s why Lindsay Graham wanted to go tonight…

Scarab September 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm

GOP: big fake dick, no balls.

Reefpilot September 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Jesus… you can’t make this shit up.

CollegeStudent September 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm

You would think that party of trickle down economics would be more cognizant of the view from the top, but maybe they just like the view from the bottom better

Reefpilot September 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm

I forgot to add 8===o

InsidiousTuna September 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Oh, that’s penis-y.

Makeithurt September 4, 2008 at 9:21 pm

You sure this isn’t the set for ‘Project Runway’?

Floggy Bottom September 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm

is it erect or flaccid? see cuz this is impotent, er important.

StrangelyBrown September 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm

John’s got the balls. We get the shaft.

PengIn September 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm

Africa? Are they trying to piggyback on Obama’s popularity?

Waveos September 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm

Country Frist!!

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm

…I guess he really is trying to measure up to Barack Obama.

chascates September 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Thrusting the candidate into the throbbing warm center of the party.

naveed September 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm

What’s with the Third Reich color palette?

DoctorCulturae September 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm

That’s a very wide stance.

Advocatus_Diaboli September 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Nothing quite like a big dick to, uh, act like a big dick.

Queen Regine September 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

COUNTRY FIRST- what better way to portray than a Redwood (ah no), Maple (no), BIRCH (no, no, no). Ummm…is that an Acacia? Do we have these in ‘Merica?

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Looks like it’s got a Prince Albert there at the tip.

Delicious September 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Tonight we feature the dynamic designs of Jean Paul Gaultier, who shall wrap Senator McCain in a coat made from dead crows, symbolizing nothing.

Texan Bulldoggette September 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Well, it looks like U2 is set to take the stage anytime now for their Joshua Tree tour.

AngryBlakGuy September 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm

[re=84937]Makeithurt[/re]: …well considering the fact that Cindy McCain was wearing a 3 hundred thousand(YES, THREE MOTHERFUKKIN HUNDRED GOD DAMN THOUSAND!!!) dollar outfit on Tuesday, I wouldnt be surprised if it was!

Texan Bulldoggette September 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Is it bad to wish for OT between the Redskins & Giants? Although Joe Gibbs is going to be speaking on Walnuts behalf at the RNC tonight, so wonder who we should root for. It’s amazing he’s around all the negro players but he still can’t vote for Hopey.

Merkin September 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

[re=84937]Makeithurt[/re]: Totally Project Runway. Maybe Michael Kors will come out and tell McCain that he looks a little “mother of the bride” and Heidi will tell him that his suit “looks cheap, no?”

ms_mcgee September 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Ooooh. They’re playing “Right Now,” the change song of the 80s again. Van Halen’s gonna be pissed!

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Little Cindy Lou Who!!!

rocktonsammy September 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm

will Levi be speaking tonight? Poster child for family values for Christ’s sake

Subdude September 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Black Power

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

that whole palin weirdo family keeps reminding me of rosemary’s baby

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

omg. cindylou is a drift racer and todd is a snomachine guy!

schvitzatura September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I am WALNUTS! you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the cockwalk
Yeah on the cockwalk on the cockwalk yeah
I shake my gimpy touche on the cockwalk

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

what is with the mccain family’s color choices?

rocktonsammy September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=84960]Queen Regine[/re]: no, we all we have are maple and ash, to make baseball bats however, the emerald ash bore are killing ash trees by the thousands, so we’ll have maple, pretty in the fall…

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=84929]CollegeStudent[/re]: shit trickling out their bottoms

Atoz September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

I swear Cindy just said “it’s not our natural instinct to rally to them…”

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

[re=84938]Floggy Bottom[/re]: it’s neither. it’s maverick.

rocktonsammy September 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

[re=85029]schvitzatura[/re]: you forgot ‘cocksure’ in your blab, babe

drunkenpreacher September 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

[re=84940]StrangelyBrown[/re]: He got the goldmine, we got the shaft. RIP Jerry Reed

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

[re=84949]naveed[/re]: I think there was some red in there…

btwbfdimho September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Beautiful, it even matches with the 9.26.08 Choke layout.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

so when they met and he was married, they both lied to one another about their ages.
so sweet.

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm

she’s slurring her words, must be pill pooping again

Ilikepigeons September 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm

poor ernestine had a clitorectomy. but she will forgive her country.

ZippyDee September 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm

I guess they were just all upset because Obama’s columns were upright, not flopping around on the floor like the McCain stage projectile.

noidiotsplease September 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm

When they light it up, it has blue balls.

ZippyDee September 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=85110]Ilikepigeons[/re]: Heard she found a new meth hook up.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland September 4, 2008 at 10:15 pm

In kabuki, we call that catwalk the hanamichi, or “flower path”. The actors come out, strut their stuff – just the way an old cock who’s been caged up and teased for five-and-a-half years would do and strike a pose.

Poor John…his make up is a bit smudged tonight and he looks a bit piqued.

http://fightingstreet.com/pics/mixed/kabuki.jpg

jagorev September 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Was that a heckler? What did he say?

coolcatdaddy September 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I created a profile just to say this:

Doesn’t the backdrop look just like that scene from “Gone With the Wind”? You know the one where Scarlett says she’ll never go hungry again?

Consider the irony. The Republicans, running against an African-American, projecting a still frame from “Gone With the Wind” behind speakers standing on a stage that resembles a black phallus.

That’s just psychologically creepy.

keepinitrealyo September 4, 2008 at 10:55 pm

[re=84949]naveed[/re]: I’m just looking for an excuse to link to this.’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezXyYVF53QE

anonymous September 4, 2008 at 10:57 pm

*snort*

anonymous September 4, 2008 at 10:59 pm

I created a profile just so I could type “*snort*” in reply to your picture + post.

Bigbruther September 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm

I kinda think the stage looks like a big black crucifix cock.

Bigbruther September 4, 2008 at 11:15 pm

It would be rad if Frist ran and stage dived off that motherfucker.

sanantonerose September 4, 2008 at 11:29 pm

[re=86135]coolcatdaddy[/re]: As cock is my witness, as cock is my witness, they’ll never lick me! I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again.

Jingo September 5, 2008 at 12:07 am

My psychologist tells me the best way to get over your fear is to create a representation of it so you can face your fear symbolically. What, pray tell, are the Republicans afraid of?

dwarf74 September 5, 2008 at 12:10 am

They had to build up the stage for Bristol’s rack.

I’m sorry, that fell short of gender transcendence.

trophy(forparticipation)wife September 5, 2008 at 9:08 am

The image in the video backdrop is beautiful. My high school pot dealer had wallpaper like that.

Makes me want to clear a three foot bong.

natteringnaybob September 5, 2008 at 10:44 am

How appropriate for a bunch of pricks.

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