Welcome to the last night of this horrid week, which started with a hurricane and ends with an old man struggling to read a teleprompter — an American Journey, really. Anyway, your entire Wonkette Team is here, at the Xcel Center, just plain eatin’ sandwiches and typing, from tables on the Club Level (?), and we will liveblog things such as John McCain’s speech, or maybe we’ll just burst out of here with the usual disgust in about an hour, and blog from Liffey’s Pub, again & forever. Let’s glance over the Lindsey Graham and Tom Ridge speeches that are embargoed, okay?
U.S. SEN. LINDSEY GRAHAM
By every measure, the surge of troops into Iraq has worked.
Sectarian violence and coalition casualties are at record lows.
15 of the 18 political benchmarks have been met.
The Iraqi’s have a larger, more capable Army. Oil production is dramatically increasing.
This week, Anbar Province, once an Al Qaeda stronghold, was turned over to the Iraqis. And all American combat brigades who made up the surge have returned home.
We know the surge has worked. Our men and women in uniform know it has worked.
I promise you — above all others — Al Qaeda knows it has worked.
The only people who deny it are Barack Obama and his buddies at MoveOn.org.
Why won’t they admit it?
Because Barack Obama’s campaign is built around us losing in Iraq. Without John McCain’s courageous leadership there would be no surge.
I know.
I was there with John McCain and Joe Lieberman every step of the way.
In our visits to Iraq, we saw the situation deteriorate.
The troops we met – the sergeants, captains, and colonels – had such respect and admiration for Senator McCain they felt comfortable giving him something he knows a lot about — Straight Talk.
They said — Senator McCain, this ain’t working. John heard their message and put their interests ahead of his own. He came back to Washington and told everyone, including Republicans, – we must change course.
For his honesty, some accused him of being disloyal. But John McCain’s loyalties have always been to his country and to our men and women in uniform.
Not a political party.
Calling for more troops to be sent to Iraq was one of the most unpopular things John McCain could have done. Some said it was political suicide. But you know what?
It WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
Because losing in Iraq would have been a nightmare for America. Al’ Qaeda would have claimed victory over our nation. Sectarian violence would spread throughout the region. And Iran would fill the vacuum.
Last summer, we came within 2 votes of a congressionally mandated surrender. One Democrat broke with his party to support the surge.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank God for Joe Lieberman.
It was John McCain’s voice and credibility that stopped Congress from losing this war.
The Petraeus plan will be a model for generations to come, and our troops will be heroes for the ages.
Those who predicted failure, voted to cut off funding for our troops, and played politics with our national security will be footnotes in history.
There’s no doubt about it, we are on the road to victory.
America is safer by winning in Iraq – A Muslim nation in the heart of the Arab world that rejects Al Qaeda.
A nation where the rule of law replaces the rule of gun.
A place in the Middle East where a woman can finally have a say about her children’s future.
While Barack Obama expresses appreciation for our troops’ service, he refuses to acknowledge their success.
They have worked too hard and sacrificed too much for a patronizing pat on the back.
Barack Obama went 2 and a half years between visits to Iraq and never once sat down with General Petraeus. If Barack Obama cannot appreciate that our troops are winning in Iraq, he should not be their Commander in Chief.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Barack Obama doesn’t care.
I’m just saying – he doesn’t get it.
Not once was Barack Obama’s eloquent voice ever raised in support of Victory in Iraq. Not once was it used to rally our troops in battle. Instead, he inspired those who supported retreat and would have accepted our defeat.
We should all be grateful that Barack Obama was unable to defeat the surge. The surge was a test for Barack Obama.
He failed miserably.
Our troops deserve a Commander in Chief who acknowledges their success. Has walked in their shoes. Speaks their language. Shares in their sufferings. And will lead them to victory in a war we cannot afford to lose.
That person is my dear friend John McCain.
John often says he would rather lose a campaign than lose a war. Here’s the good news.
We are going to win this war.
And John McCain will be our next President of the United States.
But wait, it gets even better. Because John McCain has one of the toughest and most talented political reformers in America as his running mate.
Let’s watch to learn more about the phenomenal Governor of Alaska, Sara Palin.
FORMER PENNSYLVANIA GOVERNOR TOM RIDGE
Thank you. Tonight I speak to you with a grateful heart and enormous pride.
I speak to you as one friend about another.
About a proven leader… a world statesman… an untiring and effective public servant. I speak to you about a warrior…who has sometimes stood alone… or shown the way… in fighting for the most vulnerable of our citizens… for the country he so dearly loves… and for the founding principles we all so deeply cherish.
I speak to you about a friend – who was first pointed out to me – in the same way he is proudly pointed out wherever he goes today – “That’s John McCain.”
John and I have been friends for 26 years.
Both of us got elected to Congress in 1982 and both of us are Vietnam veterans.
Some might say that is our common bond. For certainly the Vietnam experience is a uniting one.
But I would also say that our friendship blossomed over many a laugh as we told jokes that only we thought were funny.Over many a moment boasting about our children.
And over many a conversation about our country and the world in which we both feel so privileged to live and to serve.
It was only a little more than a year ago – in August of 2007 – that I drove to John’s office to offer an encouraging word.
You all remember that time.
It was really rough going for the campaign. Some were ready to count John out.
Some questioned his resolve.
Some wondered and waited for the white flag of surrender.
Having rehearsed my pep talk… I walked into John’s office… put my arm around him… and asked, “Hey – how are you doing?”
He paused for a moment.
From his shoulders came a quick shrug.
Then he looked at me and said, “Tom, you and I both know I’ve been through worse.”
We sat down… he spread some papers across a table… and said, “NOW – let me tell you how I think we can win.”
He talked strategy… a way forward… next steps.
And later I would leave my friend’s office thinking what I share with you tonight – “That’s John McCain.”
Where some people see adversity, John McCain accepts a challenge.
Where some people see a crisis, John McCain creates an opportunity.
Where some people see defeat, John McCain pursues victory.
John knows – the purpose of elections is not merely to win.
You run to win… but you win to govern.
So who of our two candidates is the most qualified to govern the freest, strongest, most blessed nation on Earth?
Who but John McCain understands that America’s security and prosperity will – now and forever more – be tied to the security and prosperity of the rest of the world?
Who but John McCain has the experience… the sheer will… the steady hand… and the informed judgment to advance our economic and political interests during these perilous 21st century times? And who but John McCain – and only John McCain – can negotiate from a position of strength and proven ability – because he’s already earned the trust… respect… and admiration of our friends and allies around the world? And I suspect he has the attention of those who would oppose us.
Now more than ever we need a leader who fits the times – not a candidate who merely thinks it’s his time to lead.
For the consideration before us is not about who can take a 3 a.m. call.
It’s about who has answered the call throughout his life.
It’s not about building a record.
It’s about having one.
It’s not about talking pretty.
It’s about talking straight.
The challenge of our times is not simply to change.
The challenge of our time is to leave nothing to chance.
More than 230-plus years ago, a group of leaders – some people called them mavericks – dared to think differently, dared to act boldly and dared to believe its future leaders would preserve, honor and protect the great land of the free.
Today – we have a leader – some people call him a maverick – who for his country, has put his life on the line.
Who for his country, leads with his conscience.
Who for his country, has worked to preserve, honor and protect the great land of the free.
That’s John McCain.
John dares to think differently, to act boldly and to put country before self.
He dares to believe that we are all called to serve as long as we call ourselves free.
He dares to embrace the founding principle that our responsibility to one another extends from a national crisis to an individual need – from nation to nation – community to community – in this, the greatest community ever formed.
So may we rise to the occasion, to the moment, to the vision of our Founding Fathers.
May we summon ourselves to our best efforts and call this maverick forward.
Let us elect a man who has firmly and unequivocally laid out his vision of where this country can go.
Who offers a better way…a better day…and a greater say – for all who call this great country home.
That’s John McCain.
Let us elect a public servant who refuses to think in terms of red versus blue – but only in terms of red, white and blue.
That’s John McCain.
An artful leader… a diplomat… a tenacious legislator.
Say it with me!
That’s John McCain!
Someone who speaks truth to power, truth to the American people, and rises above politics to get things done.
That’s John McCain.
A consensus builder, a reformer – the patriot who always puts his country first.
That’s John McCain!
A Reagan conservative…an optimist…
America’s go-to guy.
That’s John McCain!
That’s John McCain.
That’s John McCain.
I am so very proud to say… ‘that is my friend – John McCain.’
The next president of the United States.
The next Commander-in-Chief.
Ready to lead.
Ready to serve.
Ready to deliver.
God bless you, John.
God bless you all.
And may God continue to bless our brave troops who serve our country so well.
Thank You.







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In case you missed it wonkers…Olberman just threw a little fit about the Guiliani Snuff/911 tribute.
I can’t believe you posted that entire thing.
by the way–is anyone watching o’reilly? evidently obama DOES acknowledge our military’s success, incredibly. considering he hates, like, america and betsy ross and ah, fuck it.
Betsy Ross was a Ho.
I hate to say this, but I like Ridge’s speech there. I don’t agree with most of what he says outside of the history lesson, but I do like it. It’s not…bullshit.
Lindsey Graham can go choke on a bag of dicks, though. More dicks than he was going to choke on anyway, I mean.
Lindsey Graham’s speech needs more “I am a gay American”-ing.
Tom Ridge’s speech, obviously, needs color codes.
I can’t decide if I should grab the syrup of Ipecac and induce the vomiting myself, or just sit back and let it happen naturally during McCain’s speech.
Also? Lindsey? Didn’t I see a picture of Obama from this last trip, sitting down, inside a helicopter, with Gen. Petraeus? You’re swerving into Palin territory there, chief.
I, for one, am glad to hear that we won the glorious war.
ya know, I’ve been liveblogging here with the sound off while you’ve been farting around with lindsay fucking graham. jesus. you’re fucking up your own franchise, Shrubs!
[re=84827]apocalypsethen[/re]: Sadly, the fact that Obama said that he believes the surge was successful will be used against him in a very negative way.
Cooool…Badly choreographed sing-lifting!
They’re playing a John Mellencamp song right now at the stupid gay Klan meeting known as the Republican Convention. Don’t they know that guy hates them?
but seriously, did anyone see obama’s appearance on fox? my point is: I didn’t, and I’d like to know what happened.
Word around the campfire is that the teleprompters are out, so this could get a whole lot more interesting…
[re=84840]voyetra8[/re]: of course it will. I hate this shit.
There he is, sitting down with Gen. Petraeus. Funny, that.
http://letustalk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/obama-in-iraq-helicopter-2.jpg?w=300&h=195
Say it with me!
yeah for the troops, in the “danger zone”
Senator Graham is a great Gay American.
Dude, Graham is tooootally gay!
Hooray!
TL;DR
I like the “That’s John McCain! That’s John McCain! That’s John McCain!” but he should have built in a “Woot!” or a “Hunh!” and maybe tacked on a “So stick it up your WHAT?” to finish it off.
Lindsay Graham is a pinhead and looks like an alien baby.
[re=84857]Liquid[/re]: He sure ain’t my type, and I’m as gay as pink ink. Now Todd…
Waiting for Sarah of Levi or Tramp or whatever the fuck her kids name is to out good ol’ loyal Dixiegop Linddsaaaay.
[re=84844]apocalypsethen[/re]: BillO’s head exploded. They’re still cleaning up the bits of bone and bloody stuff.
…and is he an officer in Log Cabin Repubilcans?
[re=84843]The Hispanic Buddy Holly[/re]: they are too STUPID to realize it. Naturally.
Right now I’m watching a giant white blowhard pontificate about people smacking each other around.
I’ll turn from the football game and John Madden as soon as McCain speaks, and not one moment sooner.
Lindsey has some… developmental issues, I’m guessing?
Holy mother, this speech is the most awkward i’ve ever witnessed. did he just shout ‘we are winning’? my god, crickets.
“There’s no doubt about it, we are on the road to victory.” –Cut to shot of Arlington National Cenetery behind him. No shit.
[re=84862]Strappo[/re]: No. Levi. Wow. He wouldn’t even have to get my name tattooed on his body…and, will Track be sent home after being “asked” and “telling”?
[re=84862]Strappo[/re]: Yeah, mine neither… He looks like the type of guy to giggle maniacally while getting boned.
Shithead Graham says Obama never approved surge. Jusso ya know.
BTW, Republican oratory is so inept. So very inept. Especially with them cornpone accints.
Lindsey is sassy!
Does L Graham cut his own hair? Can Wonkette get pix of him at an actual salad bar? I imagine if you poke him, it’s like hitting a bag of gravy. And, boy this is some half-hearted applause. Wonkette? Is anyone in the hall?
Lindsey needs to come out of the closet.
I think we can take one thing away from this. Barack obama wants to give terrorists a reach-around
so, like, I’m stuck across the room from a tv with no sound. (don’t ask) is his speech REALLY that bad or do we all just dislike this event so much that we can’t say nice things about it?
[re=84877]smellyal8r[/re]: I like em older but you’re obviously trolling for the young uns. Goood for you. We’re talkin’ freedoma choice.
Lindsay Graham sounds like Jim Nabors. That may add to the gay impression.
Oh boy…movies!!!
i cannot get over the absolut disgust i have for republicans. i don’t give a shit about a moose hunter.
That set looks like the GOP is shooting the finger.
palin lasted 44 years as a POW in alaska. maverick…..maverick……maverick
[re=84836]Godless Liberal *[/re]: Let’s all look behind us as I take it up the butt. Lindsey is flaming for Mccain.
Did that video start out with mother Moosehunter?
[re=84883]smellyal8r[/re]: I hear ya. He got his hair cut in the salad bar.
Now we’re on the Sarah video, long postponed and anticipated!
Cunty cunt cuntcunt.
If Graham says “O’Brock O’Bama” one more time, I’m putting my foot through my teevee.
[re=84889]Strappo[/re]: Close…I think he sounds like Gomer Pyle “sooprise, sooprise, sooprise…”
[re=84886]lightskinegro[/re]: Lindsey isn’t even in the closet. He is St. Peter of closets.
[re=84883]smellyal8r[/re]: I noticed last night that the volume on the applause was becoming suddenly and inexplicably louder. At first I thought they were simply turning off the sound dampening so as not to interrupt the speaker. But then I thought ‘Wait, they *obviously* are just amping the applause to look good.
Ha ha!! Suckers!!
[re=84867]Floggy Bottom[/re]: Traitors to their kind, trust me. Almost as bas as a Jew who supports Bush. And about as incredible.
all we want is 20 min. of your time for short time-share presentation
if they say maverick one more time…..
now the movie top gun is ruined for me forever
MAVERICK!!!!!!
[re=84892]suths[/re]: That’s okay, they’re not human. Androids.
what the fuck is wrong with you people? Lindsey bought a 500-thread-count rug in a Baghdad market less than a year ago! He also gave John McCain a mind-blowing suck off just around the corner from that Indiana-like marketplace.
[re=84897]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Oh, I htought I was hearing things. OOHHHH Applause for the Mother Moosehunter! Thank you Keith!
thought was the word I was looking for.
and then after the destruction of earth, alaska’s maverick lead the remaining humanity to the promised land
Hahahahahahahaha MSNBC cut to commercial during Ridge’s opening remarks. And am I the only person who flipped a shit when Graham called Barry’s support of the troops a “patronizing pat on the back”?
YAWN!!!
[re=84905]suths[/re]: So does that make Sarah Goose?
Or Moose?
[re=84909]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Well, he is a fine gay man, despite the fact that he’s a moronic fucking shithead. And by the wsy, what’s wrong with sucking cock?
[re=84902]Liquid[/re]: There’s also some delegate/Wolf Blitzer/flogger near an open mike during the big speeches who hollers at the applause lines…”YAWWW….WOOOOO”. It’s kind of like if someone is sitting underneath a “crowd” mike during a baseball broadcast and is super annoying.
worse like what…….WERE YOU A POW!??????
Not sure if I mentioned this. I HATE THE REPUBLICANS.
Surrender, surrender, maverick, maverick, maverick, maverick. Where’s Roberta Mccain? When did they muzzle her??
FUCK ITS LINCOLN!!!!!
MAVERICK…Maverick…maverick…
MAVERICK……MAVERICK…….MAVERICK…
I think they need to use the word maverick a little more.
@strangely brown: at least we don’t have to deal with goose for the entire movie…
i really thought they would have asked palin to step down and let mccain’s favorite, lieberman, stick it to the democrats. now that would have been CHANGE.
if these assholes get elected, i pray for our nation.
also, if the US is the “greatest community ever formed” what’s wrong with organizers?
Man, I’m loving this McCain speech.
“I fell in love with my country when I was a prisoner in someone else’s.”
Barack Obama has ALWAYS loved his country. ZING!
He’s probably saying, “Holy shit, it’s Maverick and Goose.”
Did Wolf Blitzer just say that McCain had a “lengthy presentation” tonite? Ugh. “My friends, Day One of my captivity dawned hot and humid. While I did not know it at the time that I would be in a POW camp for five and a half years, I knew one thing…Charlie was a wily cat…(90 minutes later), so in conclusion” cheers erupt from the six journos and five delegates left on the floor.
he who dumps his wife for a younger version: that’s john mccain!
john mccain is colour blind. thats what palin was talking about by “special needs”
A Cindy movie? Porn?
Tom Ridge….What A Bush fucker!
[re=84943]lightskinegro[/re]: in your mind substitute each use of MAVERICK with FUCKSTICK. It works!
For a Repub, I do like Ridge (the color code thing was stupid, but he was working for a poor man’s genius).
[re=84954]suths[/re]: Holy shit, Cindy’s younger???? She’s old in facelifts.
that’s john mccain!!!
“thats a chair”
that’s john mccain!!
“thats a pile of dry leaves”
[re=84959]Itsjustme[/re]: Oh, maybe the Cindy thing is supposed to be a “lengthy” presentation. I wonder if Cindy Lou Who ever killed someone while driving her car?
Cindy married her Father!
Americans aren’t really this stupid, are they?????? Please tell me this is a nightmare.
[re=84963]lightskinegro[/re]: No no no no. A McCain fucker. Tom’s a big guy, he’s the top. John got used to the position in the Hanoi Hilton. Wasn’t all bad.
[re=84970]smellyal8r[/re]: Would she recall?
Migrant farm workers = Mexicans, btw
[re=84970]smellyal8r[/re]: Cindy’s is 29 minutes long. WTF!
aw, handsome captain: creepy, married, and lied about his age: love at first site.
Its the made up fantasy Barbie life of Cindy McCain. They lied to each other about their ages….how ramantic.
RALPH!
So, their entire relationship started as a thin tissue of lies…just like his campaign for office will
My cat just took a shit! This seems to be the perfect time to say this smells like shit!
no, but she had a shitty father that left his first wife & daughter to sell beer. and cindy likes to say she’s an only child, she adopted an infant from another country….blah blah blah. cindy: go fuck yourself.
Cindy looked kinda dikey in days of yore
where the hell have they been keeping the brown kid!!
[re=84982]smellyal8r[/re]: Texans call them Laborers.
[re=84974]lightskinegro[/re]: YES WE ARE DEVO
[re=84996]Strappo[/re]: I wouldn’t want to tangle with her at a beer distributor board meeting. I’ll bet she is a royal bee-yotch
I watched Obama on O’Reilly and it was just slightly dumb but not terribly dumb. O’Reilly made me wait 40 minutes through Newt and Karl and other morons, and then it was only 10 minutes of Obama. The rest of the interview will be relayed in pieces on the show over the early part of next week. I guess Obama made too much sense and O’Reilly didn’t want to strain his audience.
Cindy has more experience than anyone on the planet. She should be President and Vice pres.
My Lord – have the repubs gone neo-Nazi?!! Just heard Ridge say, “John McCain knows it’s not about red and blue,but,red, WHITE and blue!!!)Scary stuff…just where the heck are McCain and Palin going – and wherever it is, I want off the crazy train now. Suggest you hop off too if you’ve been possibly being sucked in by this hockey mom, spit-licking daughter, pregnant teen, creepy live-forever-man, failed student, failed war veteran who’s only claim to fame is being shot down a zillion years ago who cut their own Party off by the knees crap. Someone grab that poor baby and run – leave the reat of them to own little sick world.
Here’s Cindy. Loooks gooood. Only $20K on this outfit. It was worth it. Thank God for those tax cunts. Uh cuts.
Oh dear. Somebody please tell that confused old woman what the hell she is clapping for!
Strappo: Vicodin is a hell of a drug.
[re=85008]smellyal8r[/re]: no doubt
Good gawd…what/who did her hair? Susan at the Hair Barn musta been off today.
holy fuck they spawn like rabbits. she’s about the birth a calf right now
[re=84998]solid[/re]: What the hell is the brown kid?
She’s three years too late with the Katrina speech
you’re not part of the national conversation.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE
My favorite thing is them hollering about the “federal government” when the Repubs have had the WH for eight lonnng years. BTW, Abe Lincoln didn’t have executive experience either.
Pause you stupid fuck whore.
Did she just bring up Abraham Lincoln. She must remember him well.
4 Fathers? Sometimes my son says I am an asshole. But hey.
This crowd looks bored shitless. Poor trapped bastard delegates.
Who’s the young child of color the McCain’s just trottd out and kissed on the lips? Is this the
Mother Theresa begged me” so I grabbed her and jumped on a plane \ without consulting my husband And who’s been taking care of her to date while Johnny and Cindy have been on the road (to perdition)? I’m all for protecting kids – but is the only reason she surfaced because Palin and co are trotting out their personal business for all to see (please – too much information – keep your kids out of your ambitions). Has she received an ounce of love/time/attention? Would love to see a MSM interview with her, Cindy and John.
[re=85050]solid[/re]: shared almost 30 years of her life with the man she loves. Got him in his prime, no more than 60-70 when she snagged the little turd
All I can say is, she’s got great hair.
For an alien.
[re=85066]lightskinegro[/re]: yes, he has his hand on our shoulder. Home run, fuck, she is a fucking liar! Best father? Is Sid McCain up there?
[re=85062]smellyal8r[/re]: true! so he was just like johnny boy!
[re=85082]smellyal8r[/re]: They do. Past their bedtime.
Oh shit, the Cunt of the North just stood up. Siddown bitch.
Reagan AGAIN. Hey Cindy he’s been dead, truly dead, for 50 years.
Earlier btw the way someone had a sign:
RAISIN MCCAIN
Shriveled up little grapelet of a dim old boring uncle, yes!
What is Father of the Year had told Cunty she couldn’t keep the child she picked up on a trip abroad?
thank god democrats have better taste in music during conventions..,,,
johnny be good. really?
[re=84843]The Hispanic Buddy Holly: They’re playing a John Mellencamp song right now at the stupid gay Klan meeting known as the Republican Convention. Don’t they know that guy hates them?[/re]
Not only do they know, but they have been told by Mellencamp’s reps to cut it out.
[http://tinyurl.com/28lhk7]
They didn’t get permission in the first place, so why should they stop when requested. IOKIYAAR
gaaaack! i am so over this republican convention thing. please send them all back to their trailer parks and executive mansions. now i really do understand why television programming is so vapid.
Convention speeches – better than Ambien
Methinks you may have misunderestimatstood the concept of “embargo”.
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