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Last night, Wonkette videographer Liz Glover stole someone’s CNN Grill credential and gained entry into this mysterious hub of vapidity, where she found a cute doggy sleeping through Sarah Palin’s “stemwinder” of a wingnut rant. Then she tried to interview The Daily Show‘s John Oliver, but he rejected her — he already had a make-out date scheduled with Dana Milbank in the Grill’s unisex bathroom. And then the sleeping dog awakens and attacks Liz Glover. No one helps for like a minute! CNN is corrupt with blood money. [YouTube]

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  1. LOL

    Oh Liz, you could have taken fleeting fame to interview TDS’ John Oliver, but you didn’t.

    At least it wasn’t the pickle penised mutt of Sara’s pic. Like most straight males here, who probably would have humped your leg.

  2. If this footage aired at the RNC, and if Liz Glover had a horrific accent and no soul:

    Would that mutt have attacked the microphone if it was held by a MAN??

    **NOOOOOO!!!**

    Should women get paid just as much as men for the same work?

    **NOOOOOO!!!**

  3. Liz, I needed that laugh desperately. I think I even cackled. This impalin’ Palin thing is hard work and I am already pooped with being so obsessed with it like I am. Bring on the bad dogs!

  4. Heh. Liz’s lucky ol’ doggie didn’t approach from a different direction :-) Very cool. Liz kinda doesn’t spend much time with dogs, eh? I bet Ms. Palin does :-)

  5. How many times must the dog bark at you,”No interviews!”? If you dont stop bothering him, he’s gonna crawl across the floor, rubbing his ass on your brand new carpet.

  6. With all that heavy breathing, I’m sure there was some heavy petting later.

    That dog was adorable. As was Liz. Too bad Jamie Oliver is a corporate stooge. Damn you, John Stewart!

  7. Hahaha! Oh, that made my day. John Oliver, luvs u, but don’t be such a pansy-ass and give us the good stuff already. And Puppy named Sarah, me luvs u 2. Even though your panting into the microphone creeped me out a bit because I started getting Larry Craig bathroom incident flashbacks.

  8. In my totally demoralized state, that was a helping hand. I wish I had never been forced to meet those filthy Palins, I miss Hopey and I have been crying into my vodka for two days. That was the funniest thing I have seen in weeks, and I also stopped being gay because of Liz.

  9. Yeeeaaaahhh!!!! Lubs it! Means it! Your mic totally looked like a tennis ball attached to a stick to me too! Ran right into the screen goin for it. Thanks for the har hitting footage of the layteez totally loosing it for Sarah Snowbilly in the ultra conservative CNN grill. Man, were they on fire or what!

  10. “Waaa. I have to check with my bosses. Waaaa”

    Liz, that was too cute. Stop being cute. :)

    You played “Griff vs Hippies” with that dog, where you played intrepid Fox reporter Griff Jenkins and the dog played the part of the hippie mob that doesn’t believe in freedom. I’m not quite sure who won?

  11. Hey, some Tennesseean (sp?) just mentioned “the deck of an aircraft carrier”. Mission Accomplished everyone! Drink!

    Next week: Liz interviews a box of kittens?

  12. [re=84794]carerer[/re]: Comedy Central’s lawyers are feral swine: I had to deal with them once and they scared the bejesus out of me. They learned their trade at Disney and, as we know, The Mouse is one litigious fucker. John Oliver: no wonder you whussed out. If you appeared on Wonkette you’d be waterboarded by now.

  13. That dog can hunt. Tennis balls, anyway, which are the arch-foes of the Labrador.

    Liz’s disappointment with John Oliver vs. Labrador attacking microphone, in Cute-Off of the Century! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday at the Tri-County Coliamphiteatre! Don’t miss it, BE THERE!!!!111!!

  14. The dog is just showing us her impression of Sarah Palin cracking under the pressure at the debate. It’s dog snark.

    Seriously, everyone sees this coming except Ms. Palin. The only way to get her to let go of the microphone will be to trade it for a moose antler which Todd always carries in the snowmobile trunk just in case.

  15. In the spirit of the party of Lincoln, I feel obliged to say this: Viewed solely in terms of hanging meat, I’d say Liz is well above a 5.

    Based on the dog’s interest in the microphone, rather than in humping her leg, I’d say he was a Dem sympathizer.

    Back to you, Tucker.

  16. Liz, next time, tell the dog what you want it to do. Also, it’s the bottom of the jaw that moves, not the top. Good for you, for not freaking out, or flashing the camera!

  17. First time I’ve seen Liz Glover is on the convention tour. My new favorite reporter extrodenar. And not just because she is cute…. well mostly.

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