Check Out Levi Johnston's Meth-Trash Ring Finger Tattoo

John McCain's people had about 24 hours to get Levi "Fuckin' Redneck" Johnston a haircut, a shave, a tailored Italian wool suit, and some invisible duct tape to cover his mouth so that he could NEVER SAY A WORD. Somewhere along the line, however, he skipped out to the one store in Wasilla -- a tattoo parlor -- to get "Bristol" inked into the skin of his ring finger. Richard Cohen must be furious . [ HuffPo ]