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Like Sarah Palin said last night, mayors have Actual Responsibilities, unlike community organizers who just help poor people stay alive after their steel plant jobs are outsourced. And Sarah Palin’s responsibilities included funding “the meth capitol of Alaska,” as Alaskan State Troopers call the Wasilla region: “When authorities surrounded a converted bus housing a meth operation in Big Lake in January, a 13-year-old boy who answered the door bragged that his mom cooked the best meth in the valley, according to the troopers.” See? In Alaska, “Hockey Mom” is code for “Arctic Meth Princess.” [Andrew Sullivan]

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  • Doglessliberal

    oh, now, how often does a 13 year old compliment his mother? We should celebrate this close mother-son bond. They clearly spend quality time together.

  • NoWireHangers

    Well, if Palin makes it to Washington, this could really turn around the economy in the district and get crack off the streets once and for all

  • shoeho

    I was wondering when the media was going to get around to reporting on Wasilla’s relationship with BigPharma.

  • Vanity Smurf

    I’m going to re-watch “Pink Flamingos” tonight while McNasty tries not to have a stroke on stage. It really does crystalize everything about this ticket.

  • grendel

    So that’s why she was messing with the State Troopers… they were interfering with business.

  • Cape Clod

    Why is this not in the least concievable way, suprising?

  • EnBuenOra

    Why are you unable to see the accomplishment of making Wasilla one of the premier meth addiction sites in the nation?

  • Vanity Smurf

    How long until some Palin kinfolk get busted with a pot or meth operation in their trailer?

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo
  • NoWireHangers

    [re=84369]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Maybe Palin and WALNUTS! could re-enact the movie. Palin could play Divine, and actually, maybe just reenact the last 10 minutes…

  • 4tehlulz

    Maybe she is ready to step up to the big leagues. If she doesn’t pan out as VP, I hear that Detroit could use a mayor.

  • Serolf Divad
  • StrangelyBrown

    To be totally fair, I’m not sure that Alaska State Troopers are the most unbiased source of Sarah Palin news right now…

    …which is totally why Our Wonkette needs to fly up there and interview them right now! Let’s see some undercover video of the Palin Memorial Meth Kitchen and Bible Study Group in action!

  • Godless Liberal *

    I’ll just throw this out there:

    Bristol Palin is not pregnant. She is smuggling ten pounds of pure Alaska Moose into Minnestoa, in her uterus.

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=84377]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: That video is pretty cute. It’s great because you can see that the little girl will be prepared for her own child at the age of 13.

  • stew

    Drugs, teen sex–gonna buy me a plain ticket fast!

  • Neilist

    Well, the meth thing DOES explain why Sarah was able to keep her figure after whelping the four (or five? or six?) pups that she did.

    And all that “energy” she reportedly has?

    Hmmmmm?

  • tunamelt

    Whatever, what is the being the meth capital of Alaska compared to the 909 in California. WHATEVER!

    There is probably more meth in one garage in Riverside than in all of Wasilla.

  • stew

    Serolf Divad…naw, it’s Cleetus from The Simpsons.

  • Canmon (the Inadequate)

    So, are we also going to blame Obama for all the crack smoked in that community he organized in Chicago? Just curious.

  • Fear of a Black Reagan

    “The Aristocrats!”

  • Vanity Smurf

    [re=84384]NoWireHangers[/re]: Should lock up the FLDS vote.

  • freppish

    woooo meth the classiest of all drugs

  • Jukesgrrl

    And Arizona is the #1 meth state in America. Again, soulmates.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=84369]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Is “stroke” code for “a hit of meth”. I don’t get it. No, seriously.

  • grendel

    [re=84388]tunamelt[/re]: You are being totally patronizing and sexist… Can’t you see the executive leadership needed to make Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?

  • grendel

    [re=84390]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: No, because community organizers don’t have, you know, responsibilities

  • Miller

    The meth capitol of Alaska, so what’s that, like one guy doing meth? I knew that cheery demeanor wasn’t natural. Someone check if those teeth are real.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  • Uncle Al

    Somebody better keep an eye on Cindy. She’s got one o’ them addictive personalities, and she’s awful skinny. But she isn’t using Sarah as a meth mule, as far as I know….

  • obfuscator

    [re=84390]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]:

    Maybe if Obama had been the mayor of Chicago.

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=84400]grendel[/re]:

    Nobody does… except politicians. The rest of us just get to lounge around all day in our hammocks reading trashy novels and sipping on Long Island iced teas.

  • tunamelt

    [re=84395]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Is it really? California needs to step up its game or the Inland Empire needs to secede.

  • obfuscator

    [re=84400]grendel[/re]: Your answer kicked my answer’s ass.

  • freakishlystrong

    Maybe all the books she banned were about setting up meth labs?

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=84390]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Are you going to go away and start posting on Little Green Footballs?

  • 4tehlulz

    THAT’S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE

    Georgia Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland used the racially-tinged term “uppity” to describe Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama Thursday.

    Westmoreland was discussing vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s speech with reporters outside the House chamber and was asked to compare her with Michelle Obama.

    “Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen. Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity,” Westmoreland said.

    Asked to clarify that he used the word “uppity,” Westmoreland said, “Uppity, yeah.”

  • ReverendGreen

    13 year-old boy? Willow Palin, meet your future forced-marriage husband!

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=84412]4tehlulz[/re]: Obama has to be elected. Just to make racist pigs like this guy shrivel up and die.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=84400]grendel[/re]: One of the bloggies had an awesome quote found among contributor emails, this morning. It went something along the line of, “Lest we forget, Jesus was a community organizer; Pontius Pilate was a mayor.”

  • PrairiePossum

    [re=84390]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]:

    Curious to know if Mayor Sarah had a “just say no to drugs” policy similiar to her “just say no to sex” policy. If so, it explains alot.

  • 4tehlulz

    [re=84416]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Best counter ever.

  • Strictly for the Tardcore

    [re=84412]4tehlulz[/re]: Oh for fuck’s sake. WHY ARE WE TRYING TO ELECT THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?

  • shoeho

    [re=84412]4tehlulz[/re]: And we from the south know what other word goes w/uppity. Yup, cretins still get elected here.

  • S.Luggo

    So, Alaska has a least two types of snow: coke AND meth.

    BTW: The converted bus qualified for an SBA loan, a USTA mileage waiver, HUD earmarked repair funds, and federal landmark status under Mayoress Palin. (It’s also where Bristol got knocked up.] That’s executive experience we can count on.

  • tunamelt

    [re=84416]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: I’m emailing that to my dad. He can’t vote, but still, I just want him to shut up.

  • villageatrois

    Wasilla has 9,700 primate residents, with 42 meth labs, that are known by State Police. The Dreadful Maths have some horrible tales to tell: There is a meth lab for each 230 people. When Alaska sends out the $1200 “energy rebate”, $11.6 mm will go to Wasilla, including $8,400 to the Palin family. Walmart will have Sudafed on back-order. Dentists will go out of business, reducing healthcare costs. State Troopers will impregnate children under threat of tasering. What master-strokes of economic development!

  • accidental_tourist

    I don’t know where else to put this comment, so will tack it on here.

    Doesn’t Obama go on Bill O’Reilly tonight after McCain’s speech? Last night O’Reilly and Dennis Miller were laughing about it and LITERALLY salivating (I have Hi-Def TV) over all the questions they could trip him up with to make him look like a stuttering fool. Then O’Reilly admonished Miller to be quiet, they didn’t want the Obama camp to know what kind of questions lay in store for them.

    I don’t know what else to say except just *sigh*

  • Johnny Zhivago

    I beg your pardon, but Rudy will ALWAYS BE “America’s Mayor”…

  • DoctorCulturae

    All I know is Floriduh is sure happy to relinquish the title of state-most-likely-to-be-made-fun-of-because-of-jackasses to the new, highly difficult to govern state of Alaska!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Wasilla Crystal Meth is sought after by the Crank connoisseur because it is made with pure ephedrine found in Chinese medicine so it gives a potent, longer lasting and yet delicate high.

  • grendel

    [re=84416]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: I want that on a T-Shirt. Now.

  • obfuscator

    “Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen. Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity,” Westmoreland said.

    Can a congressman be impeached for raping the english language? Jesus Rock ‘n’ Roll Christ.

    So… the Obamas are “a member of an… individual that thinks they’re uppity”?? What the fuck?? I want to see the legislation this fuckboot came up with. It’s probably written feces on construction paper. When will the grammatically charged divide between our plurals and our singulars be healed?

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=84432]tunamelt[/re]: If only it worked on my dad. At least I’ve secretly wooed mom over to the dark sexy chocolate side. Dad’s a sexist, anyway.

  • grendel

    [re=84441]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Not so fast… there’s still the election

  • La Cieca

    Meth is hard!

  • tunamelt

    [re=84448]grendel[/re]: Make one. I’ll buy it. We can donate half the proceeds to Obama. It must be on an American Apparel tee, because I am an elitist.

  • pondscum

    [re=84377]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: HA! I flip over to see the video and there’s a Dove hair care spot running! Damn, that is just perfect product placement.

  • DoctorCulturae

    “They’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity.”

    I believe this will be the tag line to the chorus of an as-yet-unwritten song.

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=84405]tunamelt[/re]: Maybe it’s per capita. But seriously, all that bad air in the Inland Empire isn’t JUST from meth production.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=84449]obfuscator[/re]: Westmoreland just don’t cotton to them uppity negroes!

  • Strappo

    I’m a simple lad, a wine blogger whose radical tendencies have long imposed a plyboard ceiling on my simple ambitions. Even so, in this day of Orwellian, Seinfeldian opposite-of-truth truthiness, I don’t understand why Wonkette isn’t a commentator on PBS or NBC. And why the fuck hasn’t Stewart hired her? Sarah K. Smith, I worship you!

    (By the way: http://www.mondosapore.com — one hand washes the other. I plan an interview with the First Dude in the next couple of days.)

  • irisheyes

    [re=84434]accidental_tourist[/re]: I heard that myself this morning, but haven’t seen any confirmation of it- granted, I’ve been at work all day. How do you think it might go? Hopey’s no yeller, and O’reilly is all about, “He who is loudest wins”. I’ll watch Keithy on Friday for the highlights.

  • Da Derga

    [re=84423]S.Luggo[/re]: Ha! It’s too bad that we can’t post images anymore because I would love to see Palin’s head photo shopped onto Matthew Lesko’s body.

  • obfuscator

    [re=84469]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Judging by the quote, I’m guessing that Rep. Westmoreland might find anyone who can read above a 3rd grade level to be “member of elitist-class individual”.

  • grendel

    I want to see Walnuts! on Colbert… he wouldn’t even know that he’s being mocked till someone explained it to him.

  • njdon

    special report from unnamed source at leisure world, silver spring, md.:

    several people (at least 3) said that palin, “did a great job”. they were talking loudly in public.

    maybe they’ll vote for buchanan or alf landon. i understand that alf landon is still 14 points ahead.

  • illnoise

    Willow? really?, it’s like every day, a new comical Palin-offspring name is revealed. I dont’ want to look up the rest of them because it’s so fun to be surprised.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Pat’s attacking Tweety! It’s teh awesome! I’m going to miss seeing Hardball when isn’t on my desktop, after they pack up the talking heads and go home.

  • chascates

    And while we’re on the subject of law & order the Anchorage Daily News has a daily bear sighting section! Yes, bears are all over Alaska’s largest city, going through garbage cans, standing on the street corners panhandling for spare change, etc. How can Miss ‘Commander-in-Chief’ stand up to the mighty Russian ‘bear’ when she can’t take care of the bears in her own backyard?

  • magic titty

    [re=84432]tunamelt[/re]: hilarious.

  • masterdebater

    As everyone knows, Alaska has some of the best weed in the world. Now, if you are needing crank, with the superior buds available in the land of the midnight sun, well… yeah, it figures that you and your kids are living in a bus.

  • Strappo

    [re=84478]Strappo[/re]: Indeed, Strappo, you are wise beyond your years.

    My dream is that we will see an America where black and white will live and work in harmony, where Gwen Ifill and Sara K Smith share top billing on their Comedy Channel program, without all those moronic fucking bleeps, and skewer the top think tank monkeys, bloviators of all persuasions and of course the people who ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM, our not always honestly elected pubic, public officials.

    Gwen and Sara. Now there’s change **I** can believe in.

  • Strappo

    [re=84664]Strappo[/re]: Doppelganger Strappo, you are a true visionary! Still, have you got your other passport in order?

    Meanwhile, let us not forget your widely syndicated interview with the Dominatrix on the subject of wine and gayness, http://tdh46.typepad.com/mondosapore/2008/08/sarah-palin-goo.html — with more to come when you publish your eye-opening interview with the First Dude, who has way too much free time on his idle, roaming hands.

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=84523]illnoise[/re]: It’s not really so weird. In the big cities the kids are all named after consumer products (e.g. Tylenol, Swiffer, Cocopuff, etc.).

  • kellygrrrl

    such a Loving Young Lad!

  • Kenyan

    “Community Organizer” makes me picture some guy in gold chains and sweat paints luring homeless people to the voter registration booth with a carton of Kools. Maybe they should call the clean, articulate ones with Ivy League degrees “Super Community Organizers.”

  • Magoo

    The family that cooks together (meth), supports one another (dealer/user), & most of all–prays together (to little baby jeebus), stays together!! woot woot!

  • S. Cullen Bonz

    [re=84390]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: No, but we will nail Larry Craig for all the crack he’s had.

  • S. Cullen Bonz

    [re=84790]Kenyan[/re]: What a ridiculous comment. Everyone knows it’s Marlboro Lights.

  • chascates

    [re=84811]S. Cullen Bonz[/re]: Now’s that’s going down the dirt road. As they say.

  • schvitzatura

    [re=84377]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]:Piper is a pistol, alright…a SIG Sauer P226 with Pachmayr grips…

  • schvitzatura

    [re=84449]obfuscator[/re]: What’s this, then? “Obamas eunt domus”? People called Obamas, they go, the house?

    Obviously, Westmoreland was acculturated speaking some sort of Crackabonics, whilst swinging a hammer in the humble construction trades for a couple of decades.

    Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times, Lynn, and if it’s not done by sunrise, we’ll cut your balls off…

  • muktech

    Didn’t Palin critize obama for being a superstar? now who is enjoying superstar status? double standards. hypocrits!!!!!!!!

    go obama!!!!

  • cameld3x

    I know this is a primarily liberal far left site, but, come on people! Do you even think for yourselves???? Governor Palin’s credentials far out weigh Senator Barack Hussein Obama’s. Community organizer? Do you have any proof at all that he saved some poor hungry homeless bastard? How many of you self rightous idiots have ever helped a homeless person? Sorry to disappoint you all, but McCain and Palin are going to win. Try not to cry yourselves to sleep.

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