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Sarah Palin’s speech was so nasty that she started shooting Canadian troops. Why would she do that? [Extreme Mortman]
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Pitbull? She looks more like a lamprey to me.
Because we have Gay Marriage and Universal Healthcare.
Wait, she fired salvos at Obama and killed three Canadians? You’d think a moose hunter would have better aim.
The Noospapers are sexist
Wait. She aimed at Obama and hit three soldiers in Afghanistan? I thought she was a better shot than that.
I always knew she was a feisty cunt.
The Star is the voice of Grand Theft Auto? Did Sarah Palin rape a hooker and murder an entire swat team in Liberty City?
wake me up when she starts killing civillians. Btw, has anyone referred to her as “Sarah Palindrone” yet?
Oh, and jesus christ: I’m trying out the new Google Chrome browser w/o an ad-blocker. I had never seen the site in its original form and had no idea that it was designed to induce seizures.
Strictly for the Tardcore: Jinx!
Awesome! someone chopped her head off. Curse you vengeful Canadians.
Canada should take this as a shot across the bow. You’re next, you fucking health care loving socialist commie pig bastards!
This has got to hurt any arguments she has about foreign policy experience.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Dammit. I now owe you one Coca-Cola, or mixed beverage of your choice.
columnv:
How is Chrome, anyway?
That picture gives me some ideas for Halloween. That’ll really scare the bejeebus outta the little ingrates.
I liked her speech a lot. She reads really well.
I watched part of that speech the other night. It was more of the same condescending claptrap for which the GOP has become famous. I’ve never seen a group of people be so proud of being uninformed. Hurray for us! We have yet another Republican, incompetent, empty suit to worship!
Looks like yup-yup is snarling after the jump.
She really does not do it for me. I’d rather pork Bachman given the choice. That is, only if she dressed up like the succubus chicks in world of warcraft.
Have reason to fear if McCain gets elected. Every insurance table in existence says he’s living on borrowed time and it’s a safe bet he’ll drop dead in office. Caribou Barbie will be president some day and we’ll have to listen to her whiny, droning, schoolmarm lectures for years to come.
Strictly for the Tardcore: It’ll be spun as proof that she has the balls to kill socialists.
pedro: I liked her speech about as much as the time I had a root canal sans anesthesia. At least it sounded the same…
Strictly for the Tardcore: I’ll settle for a mix of GOP tears and bitters, on Nov. 5. Or whenever Caribou Barbies steps down to “spend more time with family.” Whichever comes first.
this establishes her c-in-c creds, and foreign policy creds. Alaska outflanks Canada. the Ruskies are next.
Bachmann, Palin and Kitty Harris often do threesomes. Each one thinks she’s masterbating.
AnnieGetYourFun: How are they going to spin the liberal accusation that she has no judgement on how to place a shot, so how could she have judgement to run the country?
Cogito Ergo Bibo: And get me one of the same, barkeep. And can I get a bottle of conservative whine? Thanks.
Roweena gave a great speech. McCain picked the right vagina for the job, even if it looks like a Dali watch. I bet the retarded one did the most damage. I hear they’re really strong and I bet he came out throwing fists and elbows.
She killed them as retribution for not fighting the real enemy — journalists who ruin the world by reporting on it.
I always loved Ann Richards’ remark that you can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and you still have a pig.
Well, it turns out you can put lipstick and hockey gear on a pitbull and you still have a dog.
Botswana Meat Commission FC: It’s fast, handy (you can pull tabs out onto your desktop, they act like separate applications) but it won’t go anywhere, I don’t think, until they have the add-ons like Firefox (where would I be w/o zotero, speed dial and ad-blocker)
It’s the Arctic Circle — she knew some of the bullets would make it over the pole and kill some Russkies. She was Keeping Us Safe.
when she was talking about a “pitbull in lipstick” last night did anyone else think she was referring to rudy?
The Toronto Star is a commie piffle-sheet and is read only by those concerned with the plight of endangered wheelchair-bound blind black albino lesbians. They make the old Village Voice seem like the WSJ.
Do not trust them to tell the truth. Or for good movie reviews.
SEXIST!!! media!!!
Strictly for the Tardcore: Aiming and discharging a weapon into a friend’s face hasn’t been a problem for Cheney - can’t see any reason why Palin’s miserable aim would be any different.
The more you read about Palin the more you realize she is a female Dubbya. A cunt with a cunt, and a stupid one at that. Can we vote now please?
pedro:
I was hoping to suddenly hear “I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I like-a…do the cha-cha.”
I’ve killed hundreds of those in the Barrens.
AnnieGetYourFun: Fair enough. That, and the Canadians are too polite to make a ruckus about it anyway.
Hey, you know Canada is part of the Great Eastern Conspiracy to get Alaska! She’s got Russia on the west, Canada on the east and south. This woman has been fighting a two front war. Sexist left wing media elites have grossly underestimated the danger of toque wearing Molson/Labatt’s drinkers. And Canadians are allowed to own rifles (as should everybody be) and they have free healthcare, which makes them dangerous, not to mention they allow people with the gayz to marry, which is worse.
Again, ever see a skater go down hard; legs akimbo, that look of disbelief. We’re seeing it big-time from Sarah Palin’s detractors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX7X4FovYRA&NR=1 How ‘bout them Dems, they done yet: http://theseedsof9-11.com
Peggy McGilligan:
i’m confused…[and 1/2 in the bag]…so…
was all that stuff satire?…or are you just stupid?
On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know if McCain is dropping out of public funding know that he has raised 40+ million dollars?
That photo makes her look like a hamster gnawing on something
Chuck Norris posing as Lady Vitriolia - what a loser. If that’s the extent of the republican re-invention Barry has nothing to worry about. Now, if she actually had spiraled through the roof while dematerializing, re-appeared on the moon to spray-paint “country first” on the surface - while delivering her sixth child - THAT would have been impressive.
Because they’re moochin’ off her elk herds?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Peggy McGilligan: what?
tsunami: you make me so very very jealous.
Idea for ad for Dems: would show their sense of humor: “She’s the biggest celebrity in the world” [shot of convention, screaming, floating image of Puff Daddy going by "She's the talk of the town and the whole world is facsinated by her every move" [covers of National enquirer, US weekly, float by, with pictures of Nas, Lil Kim also floating by] “But is she ready to lead?” [Some good crazy-eyed picture-- zoom in]
Good nostril focusing.
Canadians have longer memories than us, and are demonstrating Palin’s presidential timbre.
Back in 2000, Dubya set out for what was traditionally the first presidential visit to a foreign country, and wound up in Mexico instead of Canada. (And his aim hasn’t improved a jot since.)
Now, Palin’s foreign policy is touted as being up to the task of handling the Russians, but the Canadians are the ones who get ‘peppered’.
I didn’t think that Americans were even allowed to mention that we’re in a war in Afghanistan. Isn’t that supposed to be double-secret-codeword-protected? People might think that there was actually something that could be done to fight the Warren Terra, ‘n’ all.
Whats the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull?
A pitbull eats its Down Syndrome baby
SARAH PALIN IS A CUNT! Buy the t-shit and wear it with pride!
http://www.cafepress.com/palin_is_a_cunt
Fr33Ag3nt: This one’s better
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q42/kitryne/IMG_3638.jpg