Wonkette
Guess who hasn’t been mentioned at all tonight? America’s favorite president, George W. Bush Junior! It’s as if Republicans haven’t held the White House for the past eight years. Who can remember that far back? So let’s welcome the new Geraldine Ferraro, “Barracuda Sarah” Palin — her own sister just called her that, on CNN — as she squeaks through a speech destined to give John McCain the SURGE he needs to finish this campaign as a complete sell-out loser who stands for nothing. Go Sarah!
9:16 PM — “John McCain’s presidential campaign is threatening a lawsuit against the National Enquirer over a print edition story the tabloid ran today alleging that Gov. Sarah Palin has had an extramarital affair with her husband’s business partner.” Wait, what?
9:17 PM — Just watching Rudy da Rat finish up. Thank the American God that John McCain is not afraid of choosing a strong anti-Islamic war hero as his vice president! It would be so great if Giuliani just fell over dead right now, and was found to be wearing a bondage outfit under that million-dollar suit — a bondage outfit made of korans.
9:20 PM — Hey, there’s going to be a funny video biography of Sarah Palin, set to banjo music. Let’s go refill our drinks and get ready for this great new show, narrated by Waylon Jennings and Sam McGee.
9:29 PM — Wait, what the hell, where’s the video biography? Rudy just kept screamin’ about Arabs forever! Anyway, hi Sarah. Sorry about, uh, this fucking train wreck, which you are at least partly responsible for, because you said “Yes” when Walnuts called.
9:31 PM — She already can’t lead: She’s been dumbly saying, “Thank you … Thank you so much” like a voice-mail robot for like nine hours now, instead of waving her hand and starting the speech.
9:32 PM — Video feed is blinking out as she says she’ll accept the nomination — legally, according to the Constitution, this means she can’t be the veep nominee and Ron Paul automatically becomes president.
9:32 PM — Let’s talk about the look, out of sexism. Well, she looks a lot better than Crazy Cindy! But the hair is kind of … frivolous, really. The top is okay, although it doesn’t work with those (fake?) pearls pushing right down on the collar. And she sounds like a nine-year-old kid.
9:34 PM — This whole thing of complaining about “politics” after freakin’ Rudy Giuliani gives a spittle-flying insane wingnut-radio rant, that’s just quaint. We mean, “bullshit.”
9:35 PM — Ha, do you know that she believes GOD made Cheney invade Iraq?
9:36 PM — Ugh, this is painful. Couldn’t somebody with a better voice and command of language just read a speech for her, offstage, the way the Chinese did the Olympic singing trick?
9:38 PM — This isn’t a veep nominee’s speech. It’s a goddamned infomercial for home-schooling.
9:38 PM — It’s a good thing Sarah Palin will be the friend and advocate of the special-needs kids, should she somehow get to the White House if everybody else running all dies, and all the voters die, in a plague. Because with Palin’s advocacy and, say, a personal fortune, you could take care of your special-needs kids!
9:40 PM — This is really incredible. We need a new, meaner word for “vapid lightweight.”
9:41 PM — She grew up with Harry Truman! No wonder people say she aged well — she’s 100 years old!
9:43 PM — Ha ha, community organizers help dirty negroes, but mayors of 6,000-population help white people.
9:44 PM — This is cute, watching her read the attack-dog speech. You are all free to hate her now, because she’s a tool.
9:44 PM — From ditzy hockey mom to snarling monster in 15 minutes! This really is like a terrible movie about rednecks on oxycontin.
9:45 PM — Good lord, this whole crowd is now madly chanting … NBC? CNN? US Weekly? It’s all a mesh of insanity.
9:46 PM — Ha ha ha ha John McCain wasted his whole life sucking off the national media, and now snowbilly gets the job of coming out and acting like this never happened, despite John McCain becoming a national celebrity in Nineteen-Seventy-Three and riding that story all the way to the GOP nomination after everybody else dropped out.
9:50 PM — Wow, these lies about the “Bridge to Nowhere,” which Palin supported, are going to end up being in Obama commercials tomorrow.
9:51 PM — But kudos to whoever wrote this part of the speech, because it makes her 18 months as governor sound like actual accomplishments, instead of an artfully constructed list of literally everything she did on every day as governor since 2007.
9:54 PM — It’s a chamber of commerce speech! (For the oil industry.)
9:55 PM — Oh my god that dirty negro wrote two books!!! (Wild cheering, stomping, standing, lynching ropes, etc.)
9:55 PM — Ha ha, she is complaining about the roar of a crowd, to the roar of a crowd. Do not try to follow this or your head will explode.
9:56 PM — “Victory in Iraq is in sight, and he [Obama] wants to forfeit.” Wait, isn’t Bush the president who just agreed to leave?
9:57 PM — What will be interesting is seeing this character speaking in front of anyone other than mouth-breathing GOP delegates. Because we have never seen such an ugly combination of dimwit “Meet my kids!” and pissy talk-radio talking points.
10:00 PM — It’s now 10 p.m. in the Central time zone, which means it’s 11 p.m. in the Eastern zone, which means Ohio and Florida and Pennsylvania (and Michigan, Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia) all just lost their prime-time convention coverage. Remember, these conventions are for the registered-yet-baffled voters who come across the prime-time convention coverage. Good jerb, RNC!
10:07 PM — America, we’ve met Sarah Palin before. It was in junior high. She was that snarling evil god-obsessed nut who punished you constantly and enjoyed nothing more than torture — seeing you tortured, that is. And your parents would never quite believe it because she “seemed like a nice lady,” from a distance, with her squeaky voice.
10:08 PM — But, let there be no doubt, she will be hailed by the cable commentators as the greatest orator in American/World history, and then tomorrow the evil media will get back to reporting on whatever new cheap bullshit they dig up about her wingnut church and seventeen affairs and whatever. Hooray 4 America! Clap for the knocked-up teen-ager!
10:10 PM — Ol’ Walnuts McCain waddled out, as planned — he arrived at Xcel an hour ago — and gave Sarah a semi-human hug. She made the pursed lips.
10:11 PM — “Don’t ya think we made the best choice for the next vice president of the United States? And what a beautiful family.” Honestly, that’s what McCain just said. Dear god ….
10:12 PM — This weird scene is the only thing prime-time network teevee people saw on the West Coast. It’s kind of perfect.
10:14 PM — “She is a torpedo aimed directly at Barack and Michelle Obama. This has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton.” — Chris Matthews, just now, sounding kind of shocked and disgusted.
10:14 PM — Ha, Olbermann and Matthews are snapping at each other again. After Matthews’ pretty astute comments (astute because they are the same basic comments we made, HA), Olbermann says something weird about the name of a character from a movie, which he then has to mention (Election) and the actress (Reese Witherspoon), and then it passes to David Gregory and Matthews is muttering loudly, “Well that’s not what I think, that’s not my view.” Olbermann didn’t come to St. Paul because Chris Matthews is going to beat the shit out of him.)
she has a great face for porn.
She isn’t accepting anything, they haven’t had a roll call. IDIOTS
“and my hobbies are…”
So few, clapping for so long…
Phew! She accepted…
I can’t take 3 months of this accent, eh.
That poor baby is getting passed around like a hot potato.
Anybody notice that the adorable VP retardobaby is ALWAYS asleep? I think they sedate him.
Gawd, her voice makes me want to kill myself
John S. McCain
S stands for………?
I am so up for this. Pulse just under 200.
She should have come out ridin’ on a moose & shooting a rifle.
She really DOES sound like Karen Walker!
Cindy did a make over on Sarah! Palin’s got that 1960’s hairdo now that Cindy usually sports.
Just cuz I like thinking about Elizabeth Dole cursing, I’ll repeat:
I bet Elizabeth Dole is sitting at home right now with a big ol’ smile thinking, “fuck all a’ y’all.”
She just did the Bill Clinton thumb point. I do not know what this means.
John S. McCain? cool it on the S, Palin! McCain doesn’t like being reminded that his middle name is sidney!!!!
Levi best get his applause on. He’s looking a little week in the cheering section.
When are they gonna sacrifice that yummy baby they keep passing around?
Wingnut and dreadfully unqualified as she is, I can’t help but feel a little thrill down my leg at the thought that the Republican party’s new standard bearer will be an attractive, nice, authentic young lady rather than douchebags like Mitt Romney or Rudy Giuliani. For this alone, America owes a debt of gratitude to John S. McCain.
…her voice is already boring a whole through my eardrums!
Wow, the republicans are progressive. They accept nominations for Vise President before President. Wait, they don’t Ooops.
Do we really have to listen to this screeching voice for the next two months? Fuck.
This whole Convention looks like shit. The production value is shit. The crowd is old white men. The hall has empty patches. They chant “USA” and laugh at community organizers. They don’t have snappy video intros. It’s a shoestring convention in comparison to the DNC.
I wish someone would tell those Iraqi and Afghani bastards that were winning.
Looks like Levi got a free trip to Men’s Wearhouse today!
Is Levi the hawt tool with the buzz cut? Damn, I’d let him knock me up too, no doubt.
I had no idea that Alaskans had that fucked up Fargo accent. SNL is going to have a field day with Palin.
Rudy’s diatribe went so long that they had to ditch the warm up video for Palin. They can’t run a convention, and they want to run a country?
SkimLatteModerate: sidney
Losing wars is awesome. The country already lost in Vietnam, and thank goodness we got out of there!
“Profile encouraged?”
Is that like racial profiling?
Did the republicans just nominate Julia Sweeney?
Hey, she looks about seven months pregnant.
Talk about a screechy voice. Now I know what the Toddster took up snowmachining.
Victory within site? Did they ask the people on the ground? “Mission Accomplished” II
Awful, awful voice…
NoWireHangers: Oh my gawwwwd, it’s worse than Lynn Martin.
Viva la Cynthia: Keep an eye on the Maine delegation, I bet Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins are doing shots!
Eye-Rack Victory within sight! My kid is going over there! Have I mentioned that?
I totally halfway called the hair! Fucking loser RNC couldn’t decide. Up or down? Up or down? Losers. Trying to appeal to everyone satisfies no one. When will they ever learn? Now she’s not sexy librarian at work or sexy librarian at home–she’s like some junior choir leader. Totally not sexy. Fail.
Snowbunny McShrillmouth makes me so happy I don’t live in Alaska.
She talks like she’s masticating her face.
And did you know that John McCain was in the military? This is the first I’m hearing of this. Why didn’t they say so before?
Welcome Tracy Flick! Oh, and the S. stands for Syndey.
Viva la Cynthia: That’s what I said. If WALNUTS! wanted a woman, why not at least go with Elizabeth who isn’t a complete baffoon? He wanted a young, purdy one with babies.
What is with the strange non-specific accent. Also she just said, “lose an election, win a war.” DRINK
There she is!!!
Are Skipper and Gilligan appearing? Well, no, this is prolly more of a Thurston and Lovie crowd.
Now who’s this McCyayin character she keeps talking about?
She just said eye-RACK. Got that right. I, rack. But what about that country out there somewhere?
My son Track, as in “Track and Field”…
OMG she really DID just exploit the crap out of her Army son… and note the AND HE IS LEAVING ON 9/11 thing.
9/11? Again?
Oh, god–who the fuck paid his unit off so he could get shipped out on September 11??
Trak, Trig..why the fuck are her kids named after Winnie the Pooh characters?
Wait — yesterday we won in Iraq, and today victory is in sight? How did that happen?
*weak. whoops.
Idiocracy is on HBO. Just as accurate.
Less than 5 minutes and she already sold out the son headed to Iraq
is that an israeli flag on her collar?
God, they chant USA all the goddamn time. It’s scary.
Track is scared shitless.
UUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAA UUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA
She sure sounds like a VP
I can’t take this. All I can think of is Mrs. Lubner’s famous egg-salad.
“Nooogies!”
This the ‘Platitudes in Cans’ section of the speech.
Lose the election or lose the war? Hey, why not both?
People weren’t kidding about the “imaginative” names.
Uh oh…here comes the grandchild reference……all cheer the teen pregnancy!
Keram2: They don’t even have to write anything since she already gave her children the most hilarious names ever!
My strong daughters? Except where common sense come sin …
Ahhh, how cute is she?
Track is kind of hot. But I would not do him because these people make way to many babies. And I do not want a baby because I am a bad American.
Here! I will sacrifice my son, I also have 4 extra children ready to die for America!
Mother McCain ain’t cheering for shit! Suck it, unwed teenage mothers!
SkimLatteModerate: Sweetums!!
Server…going….loopy….must…hang…on…
Godless Liberal *: She and Bill will be getting it on tomorrow during McCain’s speech.
Did I mention I gave birth to a child with Down syndrome rather than flushing her down the drain?
Oh yah, they’re going to send Bristol’s boyfriend to Iraq too. Just watch.
She’s introducing the family… this is going to take all night!
Oohh… she’s introducing Simple Trig !
How cute. Levi knows when to clap.
Levi looks like he’s having the time of his life.
Sidenote: When you name your kids dumbshit names like Track and Trig, you clearly need attention.
Bristol, Willow and Piper. Aren’t they from ‘Charmed’?
her family doesn’t seem typical from the outside, either!
I do not know what this means.
It means Monica Lewinsky’s got another job waiting for her in January.
Secret Service agent to Levi Johnston, “come with us.”
Levi Johnston, “Dude, it’s a school night.”
Secret Service agent, “Of course it is.”
Sarah Palin = VP
Rudy Giuliani = Attorney Genera;
Levi Johnson = Secretary of Hair Gel
She’s bragging about how many kids in her family enlisted. That’s because when you drop of school (or are chucked out) you have limited options, a fishing boat, the oil field or the military. Are these boys afraid of fishin or drillin?
…GAWWWWWWWWWWD, that voice!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, Cindy just mounted Track!
You know you’re a redneck when you’re not even sure who the baby’s mom is.
Have another kid, Sarah! Matched set!
Yeah, good luck with those special needs babies if you DON’T HAVE HEALTH CARE. God, fuck the RNC
This is like an ad against breeding.
word, they’re using Trig like a prop. Wouldn’t it be better for him to not be at a convention right now? He going to grow up and write some fantastic memoirs. More lucid that anything ol’ Sarah Failin be saying.
Aww, cute kids!
Sorry, no snark.
Levi = KFED
They had all these days and THAT’S what they did with her hair? It looks like a hairdini threw up on the back of her head.
Wait… so are family off limits or political tools?
Yay! Ramps on the White House and the Clapper in all the rooms!
Finally an advocate for special needs families in the White House! Because Dems hate the handicapped apparently?
Did you see Todd throw the baby at the little one so he could wave? HA.
But you parents with special needs kids WON’T be getting any government help, just our friendship & prayers!
Oh wow, did you guys hear that Todd is a snowmobile racer?
well, maybe she’ll get the “special needs” vote.
what is this a home reunion?? lets meet the family??
hehe, quite a package
Oh, look, now she’s an advocate of the “special needs” set…..christ on a fucking hammock, the snowmobile reference……good god…..
AmuseRiot: What is with the strange non-specific accent.
I think Alaska is in Canada.
“Todd is a world champion drunken snowmobile racer.”
…didn’t she already use this speech?!
Special government spending for special needs!
he’s eskimo like I’m republican
That would be your friend in the woodchipper, then?
“Mothers of special needs children will have an advocate in the White House.”
I thought they already did.
NoWireHangers: SO MUCH! I think it proves that my fellow graphic designers, as a constituency, are reliably blue. (Politically speaking — we still like to wear black.)
We met in High School, overpopulated the earth, and race snow machines. How relevant.
She just mentioned her husband’s package?
Did she just mention Todd’s package? WTF!
And what does ANY of this have to do with you being president when WALNUTS! croaks?
My boyfriend: “Ok, what’s your political platform? now that we’ve covered the whole Hee-Haw gang”
Did she say” “He’s still my guy?”
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Naked Bunny with a Whip: WIN.
They keep passing that baby around like a ham.
Hey, let’s talk some more about childrens, now shall we? I’m Sarah Palin, the mommie VP. I’m a mom and I talk about children and how I can give birth all the time.
Seriously, WTF is this?!? How is this woman qualifed for anything not involving small town American domestic life??????
Oooh, she’s going to advocate for special needs kids and their families? A good idea, Sarah. Will that involve spending tax dollars?
Sarah for school council! More soda machines!
There are babies draped over everything.
She’s repeating the same fucking speech from the other day…..
Please, not the goddddammmned glass ceiling…..please….no…..
Husband got a hair cut.
every woman can walk through every door, except the door to a family planning clinic
Maybe you wouldn’t have a special needs kid if you hadn’t kept it in for 3 months past term.
What’s up with the women in this family and their shit taste in eyewear?
YEaaaaahhhh!!! WHHHOooooo! Let’s get Retarded in HERE!
(and by “Here,” I mean Grammy Palin’s uterus. …er, rather, uterU.S.of A!)
grendel: Just be happy that now that the 20-month governor of Alaska has pronounced the war over, it is really over.
Aw, she wants to make America more welcoming to retards. That’s nice.
“And my favorite color is pink, and I like rainbows, and fairies, and unicorns and then shooting the unicorn from an airplane and field dressing it.”
She’s been dumbly saying, “Thank you … Thank you so much” like a voice-mail robot for like nine hours
Yes! That’s exactly what she sounds like when says thank you. I knew that voice was familiar. I can’t wait till the National Enquirer confirms that Sarah is in fact the auto-attendant lady.
Oh right — Sarah’s neither divorced nor polygamous. Ready to lead!
Do the Republicans even know what they’re hooting and clapping for anymore? Unions? Snow machines? Are they high? Are they really Mexicans brought in from meat packing plants for the evening at threat of deportation to clap or else?
Operation THE LAST 7.5 YEARS OF REPUBLICAN RULE NEVER, EVER HAPPENED is in full swing.
That is all.
WE GONNA BREAK DOWN THAT GLASS CEILING.
And replace it with a real bitch.
She just said the word “haberdasher!” Like, for serious!
She can’t deliver her speech. She just can’t. She stresses the wrong words. In every line. She’s awful. They’re going to have to change her nickname from “Barracuda” to “Admiral Stockdale” when Biden is done debating her.
I always knew This Palin was an undercover slut with those freaky glasses!!
I wonder if the affair created TRIGGER Palin?
Things that make a wonketter go hmmmm??
I still can’t get over them naming their sons TRACK & TRIG.. And let’s not forget BRISTOL!!
All homegurl needs now is a Trailer on the White house Lawn and it’s HeeHaw baby making sexy times!!!
Rudy just talked through her video Intro!
What a Fricking egomaniac!!
You guys grow a LOT of good (white) people don’t you?
Does she think she’s giving a speech at her brother’s wedding or something? I don’t give a fuck about your inbred family, you dumb bitch (note: apparently I’m the same gender as this person, so it’s allowed).
Holy Hell Bristol looks pregnant. and she’s not even seven months yet.
Isn’t she supposed to be convincing us that she’s ready to be Commander in Chief? This is clown shoes bible study…Frozen North edition…
Has anyone else noticed that the Republicans have got it way up for Harry Truman this time ’round (more than her just now)? What’s the deal? Maybe it’s that kindred S.?
Yeah! People who live in cities are fucking commies!
Speaking of I-rack, is it only Bristol Palin’s boobs that are pregnant?
I want to rip out my vagina and throw it at her, right now.
CNN is just following the baby as he gets passed up and down the row like a rugby ball.
So is Wasilla a major crop producing hub or manufacturing center?
Forgive me if someone already said this, but Levi is TENSE. If McCain’s mommy taps him on the shoulder, he will jump 15 feet out of his chair.
I grew up with great people like Truman….the best people in the world. You know, Democrats!!
Like all of you, our husband’s have had DUI’s….for god sake, the PTA reference…
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucck
Were they too cheap to make a little movie about her to tell us all this crap?
Do they figure she’ll be gone soon, so why waste the money?
Why are they letting her squawk on like this?
Tell her how to pronounce a G.
“And I had to get married when my guy Todd knocked me up”
She’s not quite sure who Harry Truman was.
DieOnTheTurnpike:AMEN
God…if you fall for this shit, if you honestly beleive in the lies they’re spewing and the hollow slogans they throw around, then you deserve what will happen if these scumbags get into the White House…
LIPSTICK?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHfkd;ajkfd;sa fhdlka jfsl; af;sajdl;ajl;faL!!!!
My favorite analogy on the SAT:
Sarah Palin is to “Hockey Mom” as Rudy Giuliani is to “9/11.”
Is she running for Student Class President?
average hockey mom? so, nothing extraordinary.
And the dog wears the lipstick.
I see they got a suit on Levi Johnston. Too bad they couldn’t have got a condom on him a few months ago.
Erghhh…I think my ears are gonna throw up.
Somone should tell her we dont play hockey in America.
At least a pitbull doesn’t use 80s lipliner when applying lipstick….
Oh shit, hockey mom ad libs. All hail Presnit Palin!
BTW…The republitards passed out those “hand made” signs at the doors
Well, technically, she’s a Hockey Mom-in-Law….
CNN online reporter Reggie Aqui reported that the “handmade” signs were made en masse and handed out by one person.
Difference between a hockey stick and McCain’s dick? Lipstick.
Sarah, if you don’t want to make your family an issue in this election, then stop fucking talking about them ad nauseam.
Palin is a snarling pitbull!!!
Just said her husband has “Eskimo” heritage. Not cool for someone from Alaska to know that most Native Alaskans see this as a slur.
…that kid just licked her hand wiped the tard baby with it!
“And my hubby’s a super-awesome snowmachine racer WHO WAS CAUGHT CHEATING IN THE 2007 IRONDOG RACE!”
Oh, wait. She left that second part out.
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NoWireHangers: She called herself a pit bull! That’s moxie! She can handle them Iraqis!
Jesus, that voice is annoying. What character did Jane Curtain on SNL do that was like that?
Maybe they’ll return the favor and explain what the VP does
Ok that little girl pasting down that baby’s hair is about ten thousand flavors of adorable.
Is she running for VP, or the PTfuckingA?
John McCain is a genius. This lady is literally the only likeable Republican, apart from maybe Huckabee.
knitgrrl: Throw it at me! Political conventions are great hookups!
She actually brought up the PTA…this is 2008 right? *breathe*
The Cindybot just computed something to be humorous
But, Sarah, you *don’t* know what the job involves. Unless you’re flip flopping or “learning” (whatever that elitist shit is).
LOOK DOWN ON EXPERIENCE????
I can’t. You can’t. What are they? What the Fuck? I mean? Did they not JUST say Barry had no experience, and now they’re saying Palin has enough experience? IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. God, you HAVE to be retarded to eat this shit up.
Did the little girl just smear her spittle all over the baby’s head????
“… then I became the governor and I DID need focus groups”.
Yes! Running Wasilla is verrrrrrrrry complex…. the moose crossing sign keeps getting shot up…
Hahaha did they just kick out a code pinker?
I’m going to sum up all the speeches tonight, in order.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, fluff, fluff, fluff.
She’s Ekaterina Borgia without the family connections.
I didn’t need focus groups and profiles…..but I did need a lobbyist!
Ooooh. i’m all atwitter to hear about the job of a mayor in shitberg Alaska.
And she had responsibilities Like hiring a city manager to do her job for her?
Who was that being led out forcefully? I bet it was a LIBERAL
OOOOH! protesters getting hauled out!
You are kidding me? “Like a community organizer only with actual responsibilities.” These people have no soul.
WTF. Was that kid licking the baby?
This community organizer shit is getting kind of old. I kind of hate you Caribou Barbie.
Actual responsibilities like banning books in the public library.
Over under on the Levi-Bristol nuptials — Feb. 2009.
I can’t believe they clapped when she said hubby Todd was a UNION MEMBER.
Gasp. “Get a rope. er… coat hanger.”
I was president of my high school chess team…guess I have executive experience too! duh-amn! Community organizers are getting smacked around tonight..take that, bitches.
knitgrrl: And Kay Bailey Hutchinson is loading her gun…
Moran.
They are all on drugs. There is no other explanation for all the enthusiasm.
What’s wrong with Community Organizers????
Dick Cheney with a snapper! Lovin’ it, Sarah! Bring it, don’t sing it!
The bittters came back tonight too.
I bet she’s never been to Scranton or San Francisco.
Did i just miss a protester??? FUCK!
I want her to say SCRANton again
Oh oh, she put Scranton on the table. Joey’s going to go off!
Oh damn! Palin FTW.
Wait, did she just jump to the top of the ticket? AWESOME.
What IS that pin on her collar?
Thank god! She’s useless!
She may actually be made of wood!!!
Bitch just talked shit about San Francisco. I think I have to sodomize everyone around me now.
McCain is always the same confused bitter old man… everywhere he goes
Man, Jesus totally would not be cool with the whole “community service” thing. You’re so right Palin.
HedonismBot: It’s cuz he has a shotgun to his head
“Mothers of special needs children will have an advocate in the White House.”
I thought they already did.
She got voted out in 1992
Woot..somebody’s getting tossed out. Bad news though: To show it on the TVs, they had to show all those farking empty seats.
Lorax: yes. very symbolic for republicans
These are all of Hillary Clinton’s criticisms of Obama.
Did Democrats belittle her mayordom of Wasilla? ‘Cause I remember two weeks ago when Karl Rove was talking about how Tim Kaine was a lousy VP pick because, before becoming governor for three years, he had been the mayor of a town of 150,000. (In reality it’s closer to 230,000 but whatever).
Oh, hey, is that an AMERICAN flag on your lapel? Or an alaskan flag? HMMMMMMM??????
She is a goddess. I am obsessed with her. Please, let this woman reign in our hearts and minds forever. I also would like for her to force me to push a squealing parasite out from my pussy, because I’m not allowed to take a pill to make a few cells go bye-bye after a condom breaks. She’s just that sexy.
Are they chanting NBC? WTF? This is beyond insane.
Fuckin A….she’s right about one thing….she is not now, nor will she ever be, a part of the political elite.
God, THESE ARE THE FUCKERS THAT STILL LIKE BUSH!!
NoWireHangers: Well Trig’s been eating today, so that’s one.
oh, yeah, being mayor of wasilla is just like being a community organizer in chicago–except it has responsibilities.
also, except that five square blocks in chicago has the same population as her town. and did she have to deal with inner city crime? right
FREE CHOCOLATE MILK FOR EVERYONE!
Lorax: Yes, She licked her hand, to smooth down the Down baby’s hair. For those of you who just tuned in, I’m evil.
“Jane, you ignorant slut”
angryhippopotamus: Did ya see little Poplin or whaterever her name is wet the baby’s hair with spit????
FINALLY!!! it would not be a republican convention if they did not knock the town i have lived in my whole life–San Francisco!!! i was starting to worry. i now feel whole.
What about the Hockey Team Ho? Everyone scores with her, even the goalie.
DieOnTheTurnpike: It’s all the hormones in milk. Expect a cottage industry of lawsuits for breast cancer caused by hormones in dairy products.
I mean, have you ever noticed how 12-14 year olds have huge tits? I have.
(don’t hit Submit Comment you fool!!!)
Because reporters and commentators are all from Belize. Little known fact.
Lorax: Yes — that was kinda cute. She’ll be beaten for it later.
And to think I thought this campaign wasn’t going to have any bimbo eruptions.
You’re going to Washington to be the latest fool in 8 years of incompetent leadership.
No snowbilly, you are not going to Washington to serve our country. Not now, hopefully never.
Total and complete genius, this little cupcake is.
So cool. This is totally falling to pieces. She is so bad. They should have found out if she could talk first.
Maybe they picked her because she was the only republican who would make McCain look like a good public speaker?
hrhkingfriday: I seriously think that’s an Israeli flag.
oh noes The Jews are taking over!
Challenge the status quo by continuing Bush policies.
We are over 17 minutes into this speech, and has she given a single reason why she should be a heart beat away from the presidency? I mean, other than she is not an uppity negro?
AngryBlakGuy: i spit beer on myself when i saw that. CLASSY
chascates: Thank you, Mrs. Lubner! (snort(
Hate Rudy for the ass he is, but he can deliver a speech. This Chick is terrible.
Um, she could leave this nation better than she found it by LEAVING.
Leave this nation better than we found it? What, America isn’t good enough for you already, Sarah bin Palin Hussein Obama?
I can’t wait until she actually has to form a coherent thought in a debate rather than reading the Republican hate-points.
Gopherit v2.0: Don’t go there yet. She’s doing herself enough failure without bringing that up.
NoWireHangers: They should have the woman who starred in Fargo overdub her voice.
It’d be charming even if she’s still speaking republican.
I have never had a real job in politics. In fact, I don’t even understand how to govern. But the media is all “why don’t you understand foreign policy? Why won’t you answer our questions? Why are you under investigation in your home state?” and I’m all like, “I don’t care what you think. I just know that idiots will like my accent, the fact that my daughter is pregnant, and that I had a retarded baby.”
God, if she gets elected I’m going to eat a gun..I thought W. was bad. This might be worse.
A servant’s heart? Damn, her maids better watch out tonight when she gets home….
(By the way, they’re all completely right–community organizers do nothing and they DEFINITELY do NOT want to serve ANYONE.)
“Servant’s heart” = Jesus Code
1963 called. It wants its hairdo back.
Do you guys remember the movie, “The Witches”, based on the Roald Dahl book? There’s this scene where Anjelica Huston, the head witch, is giving a speech about how she’s got a plan to eradicate all kids, and the witches go nuts with excitement. They drool, shake, and laugh so hard you can see their wisdom teeth.
This reminds me of that. The crowd shots are terrifying.
Is that a nuclear bomb going off in a forest?
OH, wait..Mount Rushmore.
Sara Benincasa: Ha!
“And a servant’s heart.” Ooh bible reference.
She’s doing very well. She wants everyone to know she’s feisty. Good. Joe, you now have permission to take the gloves off and tune her up like Obama will McCain.
haven’t i heard this bit before?
This slideshow thing behind here looks like something my uncle would have put together after a trip, circa 1962.
Why are you being investigated, Sarah? Don’t forget to mention that.
The thing about the people that are cheering is that they’d cheer for a retarded monkey if it was Republican.
can somebody reassure me that this crapfest will not actually energize the rupublitards to a win in november?
Strange how she doesn’t mention that all the intrenched interest and power brokers in her state were Republicans.
barren earth: There is plenty of room up here (in Canada-land). And the good parts aren’t nearly as cold as Alaska.
Watch her eyes flirt as she talks about luxury jets.
What’s E-Bay? Is that on the Intertubes?
At least she’s not getting that tight-lipped mean ambitious look from earlier speeches…
so she won’t be going to Scranton or SF
I can’t wait to bid on Air Force One on eBay!
She took on the bald-faced Republican corruption and instituted a less obvious corruption. Good for her.
Oh snap, she’s dissing private jets? Cindy does not approve.
“I put it on eBay” is a fantastic line.
She loves to drive herself to work. It’s easier to stop off for afternoon trysts that way…
Trust me, Sarah, nobody considers you unqualified because you’re not part of the Washington elite.
Any more than they consider pee undrinkable because it doesn’t come in champagne bottles.
She drives herself to work! From Wasilla to Juneau, you guys!
Ethics reform?!? She kept the fucking $237M dollars for the bridge to nowhere for other shit. Arrghhh!
What is that toddler doing to that special needs baby?
oh, she’s in trouble with them now. She’s against luxury jets and drives herself to work.
Solipsism has never been worse with these gigantic ubiquitous ass-clowns.
Tell us about the $2 Billion you’re handing out to Alaskans this month from the Permanent Fund.
Fought the good ole boys…like trying to have ex-brother-in-law fired, perhaps?
Personal chef and chauffeur?!?
ELITIST ELITIST!!!
AngryBlakGuy: HAHAHHAHAHA
Sara Benincasa: the real Sarah Benincasa? those videos are hilarious
So….high school? I don’t know how else to describe it? What exactly did she get a degree in?
Sara Benincasa: Welcome! If that’s really you.
Palin sounds remarkably like you.
HEY LOOK AT ME! I CAN PRETEND TO BE DOWN HOME FOLK, JUST LIKE DUBYA. Also, the joke about the chef and her kids was a little too Phyllis Diller for me.
SHE LIES!
she couldn’t write a speech this grammatically correct if you paid her 8,000,000 fiat dollars
Levi Johnstone did not tie his own tie. What a fag.
eastcoastliberal: Did she just poke it in the eye?
Leave the country in better shape than you found it? Not hard after Bush!
Way to lay off your employees, Sarah!
Attention walmart shoppers: crazy white woman speech on sale in aisle wacko
This speech is calling me physical pain.
Your kids miss the personal chef, because neither you or your husband were cooking.
Hey, Wait! Did she just say every family has it’s “DOWNS”? WTF??
That is one cold bitch.
The Bridge to Nowhere lie again. Baldfaced whore liar.
Yeah, vetoes do work. Except when you try to veto books out of a public fucking library, you crazy cooze.
Alaska Alaska Alaska Alaska Alaska… what do you MEAN we’re not in Alaska???
please tell me she isn’t really canadian?
I see we have entered the lying portion of our speech.
Dude she said that shit about building bridges last week.
These people won’t stop fucking screaming,
“I’m Sarah Palin.”
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
“I have five kids.”
USA! USA! USA!
“One has special needs.”
SPE-CIAL NEEDS! SPE-CIAL NEEDS!
Palin is bringing up the bridge to nowhere, voluntarily? - OH NO SHE DI’INT
Thanks but no thanks on the bridge to nowhere. But I’ll keep the $400,000,000 …. oh, and I supported the bridge before I flip-flopped.
Her voice is so piercing my dog is howling at the screen.
God, that voice. My dog just laid flat on the floor and covered his ears with both paws. Seriously.
“Nearly half a billion dollars in vetos.”
Half of which was paid for by the money for that bridge they didn’t build. OH, and she mentioned it.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Bingo! That and the rack….
Yup….including vetos for programs for young mothers.
Lying WHORE!!! Fuck this shit. I can’t listen to her. But leave it to a
bunch of republican to make a practiced liar out of someone i less than a week.
OMG. JR is in the audience! For those of you too young: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_(TV_series)
I want a Piper-cam reserved for the bottom left corner of my TV screen. I swear I just saw her picking baby Trigg’s nose
Leave it to Republicans to transform themselves into the party that vows to go to Washington and kick out Republicans.
EHH? YA KNOW????? EH???
HAHA toddler is making the baby more retarded by picking at him.
What’s with the uninspiring black background? I know people didn’t like the ‘obamopolis’ set, but c’mon.
I fought to leave my city with MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DEBT…
competition and basic fairness…like awarding every contract to BP…where hubby works…i mean “worked”
NoWireHangers: That pretty much sums up George W. Bush’s political career…
obfuscator: Well, she does have an extra one to carry the pills around in…
Hey, she has experience with a veto pen, though she doesn’t veto Todd’s pen very often.
Oops! Just lied about bridge to nowhere earmark. She vetoed building it, but kept the money and gave it to Alaskans for beer and drugs.
Wouldn’t that be so funny if that 17yr old’s baby comes out black? ‘Cause, I think that would be funny.
If this speech gets anything other than total pans from the media, general public, etc, I’m moving to Hawa’ai.
Couldn’t they have given her an emergency accent lesson, at least? That nasal while is astoundingly annoying. Almost as bad as what comes out of W’s mouth, shucks.
Grouchy Marxist: Finally! I’ve been pushing that comparison from day one of this fiasco!
How many bidders were there on the gas pipeline, Sarah? Oh, one? A Canadian company? Wow. And how much did you give them for startup? Oh, $500 million you say? Very conservative.
Pray for the pipeline! Pray for the pipeline!
SkimLatteModerate: thanks! Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that!
I want to shove pencils in my head, but I’m out of pencils.
Some people won’t vote for her due to her accent alone, right?
As governor, she’s vetoed nearly half a billion dollars of the wasteful earmarks that she actively lobbied for as mayor.
Thanks but no thanks on the bridge to nowhere? Get the fuck out of here, lady. She EVENTUALLY nixed the bridge, but was happy to keep the money.
what was that about laying pipe?
Who cares what this brain-dead hick has to say. All I care about is shivving Rudy… repeatedly.
It’s gonna take more than a natural gas pipeline to get to energy independence, ya dizt…
hateherhateherhateher….
You just watch. To prove her toughness, Palin will pinch out a kid right on stage, MID-SENTENCE. SHE PLAYED BASKETBALL, MUTHAFUCKAS!
Jeebus HAS returned, and he is FUCKIN’ HOTT! U-S-A! WE-ARE-GHEY!
She’s trashing a jet, doesn’t she realize she’s campaigning via jet? A sexy “straight talking” jet.
She’s also bragging about vetos on the budget… including funding for teenage mothers.
She’s like W but stupid-er.
Oh, here it comes….DRIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
This is now officially the stickiest and grossest convention center ever!
These glasses that I’m wearing tell you that I’m smart…
I will say this for Sarah P, she does not drop that “s” at the end of sen-tun-susssss
“Dangerous foreign powers that do not have our interests at heart.”
i.e. our allies.
http://howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-scandals-complete-list.html
rikitikitavi: It’s meant to be a play on Harry S Truman, only in this case it means sonovabitch this guy is fucking out of his mind nominating S. Palin. I want to die quickly if she and Grampa get elected.
Drill–like she did with her husband’s business partner (see National Enquirer, print edition).
Biden’s going to have fun with her.
irisheyes: I dunno. Lot of comments here that she is a crappy speaker but I fear this will resonante as long as she doesn’t say SCRANton too much. Someone tell me I’m wrong.
Cindy had Trig and shotgunned him which means he will be out till next Wednesday.
Energy Independence = Drill the Wildlife reserve harder than Levi drilled my daughter.
OMG, they’re really doing it. They’re really trying to make Russia the new fabulous enemy of the future.
And now onto the question round…
She seems really, truly weak when talking about foreign countries. She needs to stick to the reformist, good-government, populist themes and not even bother trying to pronounce foreign country names.
Ten bucks that says she can’t find Russia on a map. Or have a clue as to where our “European allies” are.
oh oh oh oh..look at her say the names of lots of countries that she’s never been to!!
Damn those Russian foreign suppliers! Boycott Vodka! Drink Alaskan Oil!
Are we watching the republican convention or a rerun of the movie “Drop Dead Gorgeous” I can’t help being reminded of Kirstie Allie’s character in that movie with every work Palin speaks.
Yes! We’re independent of foreign oil! No need to conserve when we got plenty of that Black Gold ready to drill!
Oh, now she’s just randomly ticking off names of countries that produce oil. There’s that foreign policy expertise.
Bitterz Unite! Rape Alaska, yeah!
An airplane a luxury… well, Cindy McCain sure did disagree when she was the spouse of then senate candidate McCain….
Drill here, Drill now, Drill Palin!
oh, Sarah, you’re doing a wonderful job producing gas for America right now.
How is this speech going to play with the pundits? How do you think this will be spun? I’m watching with the sound off because I’m afraid if I actually turn the sound on, I will hear the dem’s chance slowly draining away. Please tell me that she sucks. Not just to libs, but will suck to the rest of the non-fundie nation.
Please.
We might ought to just start drilling (Drill Baby DRILL!) everywhere. And take that from a gal who knows drillin’
eastcoastliberal: Mothering him? Gotta practice before junior high….
I’m shocked. She wants to drill! Who could have guessed?
Lay pipelines up your ass, lady.
We’ve got lots of gas.
Tell us how Bush helped the past 8 years, Sarah!
She’s not a lady, she’s not a woman, she’s a “gal.” I just threw up a little. And that was good scotch.
Ok. I’m going to explain this to the Republicans: Oil is a globally traded commodity. Even if we get ourselves off foreign oil, shutting off oil in Saudi Arabia still affects the price of oil, even in the U.S., you stupid, fucking morons.
Tard babies make good lamp oil for Alaskan igloos.
McCain and Palin will be layin’ the pipe come January! You heard it here, folks…
McCain is going to lay some pipe on her north slope?
Newsflash for Sarah Palin: Jesus. If McCain-Palin ever comes into play, YOU won’t be doing anything. Nitwit.
DRILLING WON’T HELP WORTH A SHIT, YOU MADWOMAN
Her family DOES know a lot about laying pipe.
huh huh..she said she was going to lay more pipeline. Isn’t that what got you 4 kids and a grandkid?
Did she say in a McCain/Palin administration, we’re going to lay more pipe? Jesus, these people are OBSESSED with fucking. Is the butt secks graph coming soon?
Why exactly would Iran turn off it’s “tap”? Considering they get all of their money from it?
“Bein’ from da North Slope, I know a thingee or two aboot gas and oil, ya know”
She just promised that we’d lay more pipeline. Yeahhhh!!!!
Alright! Republicans are now for American workers?
Lol, nice shot of the teleprompter, MSNBC!
Lay more pipe! Easy laugh line, c’mon!
Good going Reps, you just said “Bring it on” to the entire
media. Good Luck you stupid, arrogant, self centered idiots
Walnuts, how could you do this to her!
Lay more pipelines?? I’d lay some pipe in her if you know what I mean.
My grade school teachers had more charisma. This speech was supposed to set the country on fire?
…Roberta McCain looks lost!
Uh, he wrote a pretty strong ethics/lobbying reform law not too long after he was sworn into the Senate…
Please, please, please keep her on the ticket. She is a treasure.
She looks like Julia Louis Dreyfus on SNL and sounds like Gilda Radner doing the teenager skit with Bill Murray.
barren earth: She was practicing the pronunciations back stage, and STILL messed up Ven-eh-zoo-eee-la.
Haha! Those Dems don’t know that wind and solar even exist! They’re dopes! They hate America!
I hope she wraps this up before the 11 o’clock news.
He authored two books, and we can’t even write our names! What does that say about him, huh?
What a sad time to be a Republican.
OH SNAP! WHEREZ YOUR LAWZ AT OBAMMER! NUTZ TO YOU
Wow. Just totally lied about Obama not authoring a major law.
Terry: Hypothermia, crushed by a 800# crab pot or rig block, or an occasional IED or sniper bullet?
OH NO YOU DIDN’T DISS THE GREEK COLUMNS, BITCH
Barack Obama never once authored a law. Except the ones he passed, ’cause they have his name on it, and whatnot, like that reform you mentioned, but, um, he didn’t physically write each letter his self…
She just called herself a “gal.” What is this, the Donna Reed Show?
american mutt: oh, if there is a God…
How does the “independence from foreign oil” and “American workers” rhetoric reconcile with Mitt’s free trade and capitalism shtick? Oh, the cognitive dissonance, it hurts.
Not smart to fun about Barocky’s “devoted followers” when his crowds outnumber yours 20-to-1. And that’s today. Next week, more like 400-to-1.
Did she make fun of the Greeks?
Now McCain, he knows how to win a war. See, first you get captured…
damn those heterosexual hair dressers.
It looks like Cindy has a bald spot.
“Durlene won’t solve every problem.” Wait, I thought her name was Sarah?
YOU are questioning Obama’s substance. Bring it on, bitch. Bring it on. We’re going to eat you and The Rat alive.
OOOOOOH, BURN! I’d rather have styrofoam columns than a backdrop full of slides from my great aunt’s RV sojourn through middle America circa 1972.
…ok now I wanna slap the bitch!
I think she may be more evil than Cheney. I didn’t think that was possible, but she just makes me so inexplicably angry that I cannot even explain it. As a woman I am just ashamed that she could be representing my gender.
Oh christ. I am so sick of this “hes a fancy speaker bullshit.” After eight years of Bush is a president who can form complete sentences too much to ask?
And you just thought Bush & Cheney were the oil company shills–Palin is dripping with crude. Ma & Pa Kettle Crude, that is!
Wow — they broke down the door of the bitch barn tonight, didn’t they?
You know, there’s so much nastiness in that room that i’m surprised God isn’t throwing bolds of thunder from heaven.
Dems want the US to lose in Eye-Rack! They hate the U.S…they hate YOU!
So clearly she’s an attack dog in the making.
I hate her so much.
AngryBlakGuy: She’s just a little confused because she thought she was going to hear Herbert Hoover speak tonight and she’s worried that this lady will make her miss it.
mitch_philbin: The pin is a “Gold Star” Pin. It’s for parents who have kids in service. Number of stars=number of kids in service.
Sarah tooking about foreign policy? Ouch, this is painful.
She hates styrofoam Greek columns and babies with normal names. She’s for special needs.
And she says nuclear just like Dub-ya: Newk-yoo-lar.
Lay more pipe! Drill baby drill!
That’s what Bristol said!
RIGHTS SUCK!!!
Riiight…miranda schmiranda
holy jeebus she is SCARY
I officially fucking hate this woman. She hasn’t even said Barry’s name for fuck sake, and as she keeps talking I want her to die. I want her to be destroyed, as if she is some kind of inorganic being. A plague.
YOU DIRTY FUCKS. YES, SO YOU’RE CLAPPING FOR TORTURE? IDIOTIC FUCKS.
No rights for terrorists! Torture for all!
The Terruses are here! She’s gonna rub their turbans off.
Build nuclear plants…. who’s gonna pay for THAT???
And if energy independence is sooo important, why did Johnny-mac either vote against bills that would have helped do that or just fail to show up for such votes.
Sarah Phailin seems to forget that it was Barak Obama that came out against the war BEFORE it began, citing that such a war would lead to untold casualties, and would lead to a long term occupation. Hmmmm who had the rue foresight???
And she brings in the woman vote … how?
Wow. She’s opened the door for Biden to come roaring tomorrow. What a bunch of CRAP this is.
Did she just endorse torture and suspension of civil rights?
1… 2… 3… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*gives delegates a treat*
How dare Barack Obama want to enforce the Constitution. I’m voting Republican.
Damn Obama for wanting to follow the Constitution!
Did she really just make fun of the Constitution?!?
yeah lets torture those dirty A-rabs!! *wild cheering*
In profile her hair is doing a tribute to the designs of H.R. Giger
Yup. Lock up the brown people, bitches!
Hey, she pronounced ‘nuclear’ correctly!
Sarah pretends she knows what’s going on outside America/Alaska. Way to read those sentences, Ms. Palin.
Fuck the Bill of Rights! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
LIES ALL LIES!
I shit you not this is what the transcript looks like: “Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.”
http://thepage.time.com/prepared-remarks-for-gov-sarah-palins-convention-speech/
AngryBlakGuy: Roberta McCain isn’t the only one.
If there was any doubt that McCain is a bedrock, right-wing conservative, Sarah has laid that to rest.
TRUE, not RUE..
my bad…..
stew: It appeals to their barely-graduated-high-school sensibilities.
hockeymom: Oh, it’s painful.
So yeah, the talking heads will love it.
I’m already resigned to McCain pulling this out. And then the cancer eating his face within his first month of office. And then Bristol’s kid becomes president.
Those fuckers want to tax the very crap in your bowels!
You know, I really did start to like Palin there for a while, but I think I’ll remember this night for being the point when, given the chance to show itself to be better than Bush, the Republican party chose to officially endorse the position of denying human rights to detainees.
NoWireHangers: And if these assclowns are still running the EPA and the FDA with all the industry input that we need to stay “competitive” and no margin for safety, kids with special needs will become the norm.
BARRY ISN’T RAISING TAXES UNLESS YOU’RE LOADED. LIES! LIES! LIES!
I can’t take this.
…her accent is fukkin terrible!
The guy MSNBC just flashed on the screen was the saddest person in an oversized, foam Uncle Sam hat I’ve ever seen.
Her accent makes me want to boil kittens.
What is it about the voice– deviated septum or something? Does anyone know? It’s making my ears bleeeeeeeeeeed.
TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX. Boo.
I’m sorry, but is there such a thing as clean coal? Or is that just the new black?
Heather opened a “service” station. Wink wink.
Yes! We need no taxes at all! We can do everything for free! Those tax and spend effers hate YOU because you’re an American! They want this country to speak Irani!
Hey look, it’s Bush in a skirt
This woman is a bitch. Hopey just got another $50.
loudmouthredhead: There sure is some drilling going on in Alaska… HOT.
Isn’t there something about taxes actually being used to pay for, say, goods & services? Like, even, the War on Terror & Badness?
Cindy has a penchant for pukey colors.
Shame on those do nothing community organizers!!!!!
Hey, was Jesus one of those??????
A mindless blizzard of generalities and semi-truths.
Maybe you’re trying to keep your job in a swing state, LOL. Nice touch. Was this written by a seventh grader in a civics class doing a report on election politics?
In other news of dissembling crap, Peggy Noonan has a long and not super coherent “I didn’t really mean that thing I said” at OpinionJournal.
“How are they gonna be better off if their taxes go up?”
Honey, my taxes didn’t go down during the tax cut. They won’t go up when the tax cut dies.
catdance: God dont like ugly.
….Arrogant bastards
Liar, hypocrite, personal attacks. Yup, she’s qualified to be a republican.
So… is she from Alaska or from Wisconsin? I can’t understand her damned accent.
Oooh, dissing the Obama seal. No you didn’t!
She’s a snarky biatch.
Will the Palin family manage to go the full 40min without having unprotected sex?
i know the names of SWING STATES! *applause*
“The pin is a “Gold Star” Pin.” Thanks Texas2Step, I couldn’t make it out.
Iceberg! Iceberg! My mother stole my baby!
THERE ARE NO SMALL FARMS
This is incomprehensible.
What if you use pain to promote your career?
Maybe your sister can drill her own oil? Or scrunch up some clean coal in the blender?
Buffy and Hildegard: At least she’s keeping the volume down–my left eardrum exploded because of her voice at the speech last Friday.
Atoz: No, you’re right. I think that “security moms” will love her. And men. She’s hot and tough talkin’.
I hate her so much. She isn’t saying anything at all. People love that.
They’re really trying to dredge up every minor, tiny Obama scandal from 3 months ago, when the ONLY scandal in this country is the Elephant in the room (heh), bitch, and that’s the bastard grandchild baking in your daughter’s womb of sin due to your trumpeting of abstinence only education
lobbyist fought McCain?..hell, they all work for him.
She says “day” like “dhey”
Nice. Let’s lie to the american people and say we never, ever, have to raise money to pay down the deficit.
My kingdom for a sea of paultards.
One thing….they opened the rude, angry rhetoric. Thanks for galvanizing the Dem base tonight, Sarah.
Lobbyists. Yeah, you and Maverick have never met with them. Liar. Cunt. Whore.
So, she stopped the nuke-you-lur and now it’s nukeleer?
Oooooo, isn’t afraid of a fight! Macho rules! Smackdown@!
angryhippopotamus: Jumping jesus on a pogo stick!
Next time one of those fat fucks from the midwest ask me for directions to Fisherman’s Wharf after they stumble off a cable car, I am going to send them to Hunters Point.
Rudy’s Microphone Wiper-Downer: Proposed Constitutional amendment: You’re not allowed to get close to controlling the red button if you’re not smart enough to pronounce nuclear.
angryhippopotamus: That’s fucking incredible. Good eye.
“Senator McCain’s record of achievement and actual reform…”
Uh — what? Like the torture bill?
YES. The Right man to LOSE.
So much hate in that building… the speech is playing right to it.