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9: 02 CT -- What the hell was 9/11? We forgot.

9: 04 -- "Suppose you have two job applications," he hypothesizes. That means that Rudy Giuliani's has already been rejected?

9: 05 -- John McCain has always put country FIRTHT!

9: 06 -- John McCain has given his "blood" to the country. He is, as a great poet once said, a war criminal who has performed the deeds of an air pirate. Who was that poet. Tennyson? Someone google it.

9: 07 -- Ha ha, they all laugh at Barack Obama for having an Ivy League education. Try running your socialist Europe sodomist colony with fancy letter combinations, W.E.B.

9: 09 -- HE VOTED PRESENT IN HIS ILLINOIS LEGI-MASTURBATURE LIKE SO MANY TIMES. Do you know how many votes Rudy Giuliani has cast or decisions he's passed on a state government level or higher, ever? MMHMM.

9: 10 -- "I luck to suck rabbit cock." He said it! "I like furry bunny wang in my MOUTH." Why is he even saying this? It's gross!

9: 11 -- The Texas delegation is shouting "USA! USA! USA!" Sure, why not?

********NO ONE COMMENT FOR 5.5 MINUTES, IT IS 9: 11, SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT************

9: 14 -- What is wrong with you sluts? SHOW SOME RESPECT. NO COMMENTS FOR 2.5 MINUTES MORE. Who is this commenting at 10:13 ET, which is 9:13 CT? "grendel says at 10:13 pm." Well "grendel," you are banned for NOT SHOWING RESPECT TO RUDY AND 9/11 AND WALNUTS. "grendel," go take a nap in Rudy's grundle.

9: 17 -- OK you can comment now. "grendel" you are not banned.

9: 18 -- Who's talking here, Cindy?

9: 20 -- Joe Biden should get his vice presidential contract in writing, Rudy says, because Obama may flip flop on it. Well, contracts are pretty standard procedure when you take on any job, dingus. That aside, we think Sarah Palin is probably in the hotter water in this regard.

9: 21 -- He said REAGAN! Pour a beer down yr ear.

9: 23 -- What a surly dungeon mouse. He says that Wasilla is not "cosmopolitan" or "flashy" enough for big-city gay Obama. Recall that Rudy Giuliani once served as mayor of NEW YORK CITY -- where he has lived his entire life -- and spent most of his term painting over the city's problems with a hyper-neon corporate brush. Also: 9/11.

9: 24 -- Done! Let's make a long poop joke about him. He drinks diarr-- OH GOD, PALIN, nevermind.