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9:02 CT — What the hell was 9/11? We forgot.
9:04 — “Suppose you have two job applications,” he hypothesizes. That means that Rudy Giuliani’s has already been rejected?
9:05 — John McCain has always put country FIRTHT!
9:06 — John McCain has given his “blood” to the country. He is, as a great poet once said, a war criminal who has performed the deeds of an air pirate. Who was that poet. Tennyson? Someone google it.
9:07 — Ha ha, they all laugh at Barack Obama for having an Ivy League education. Try running your socialist Europe sodomist colony with fancy letter combinations, W.E.B.
9:09 — HE VOTED PRESENT IN HIS ILLINOIS LEGI-MASTURBATURE LIKE SO MANY TIMES. Do you know how many votes Rudy Giuliani has cast or decisions he’s passed on a state government level or higher, ever? MMHMM.
9:10 — “I luck to suck rabbit cock.” He said it! “I like furry bunny wang in my MOUTH.” Why is he even saying this? It’s gross!
9:11 — The Texas delegation is shouting “USA! USA! USA!” Sure, why not?

********NO ONE COMMENT FOR 5.5 MINUTES, IT IS 9:11, SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT************

9:14 — What is wrong with you sluts? SHOW SOME RESPECT. NO COMMENTS FOR 2.5 MINUTES MORE. Who is this commenting at 10:13 ET, which is 9:13 CT? “grendel says at 10:13 pm.” Well “grendel,” you are banned for NOT SHOWING RESPECT TO RUDY AND 9/11 AND WALNUTS. “grendel,” go take a nap in Rudy’s grundle.
9:17 — OK you can comment now. “grendel” you are not banned.
9:18 — Who’s talking here, Cindy?
9:20 — Joe Biden should get his vice presidential contract in writing, Rudy says, because Obama may flip flop on it. Well, contracts are pretty standard procedure when you take on any job, dingus. That aside, we think Sarah Palin is probably in the hotter water in this regard.
9:21 — He said REAGAN! Pour a beer down yr ear.
9:23 — What a surly dungeon mouse. He says that Wasilla is not “cosmopolitan” or “flashy” enough for big-city gay Obama. Recall that Rudy Giuliani once served as mayor of NEW YORK CITY — where he has lived his entire life — and spent most of his term painting over the city’s problems with a hyper-neon corporate brush. Also: 9/11.
9:24 — Done! Let’s make a long poop joke about him. He drinks diarr– OH GOD, PALIN, nevermind.

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  • Tito Puente

    Rudy is a walking, talking episode of “Rescue Me”.
    The men are crazy, the women are crazier, and it’s all in the context of 9/11.

  • chascates

    He was called to leave his first wife.

  • d4g33z

    What if we have more than two job applications? Who do we invade?

  • graceless

    Yay! Comments back on!

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Oh, wow, they just laughed at Ivy League educations and working as a community organizer. FUNNY HAHA!

    Also, it should be noted that Chicago politics are WAY DIRTIER than New York politics.

  • Slutty_Chola_Cobbler

    He looks like he smelt John McCain’s shitty pants!!

  • Liquid

    Oh no!
    I missed his funny joke about how being a community organiser is funny.
    The helping poor people part?

  • j6n

    “I said I would support McCain, and I do support him.” That officially makes him more loyal to John McCain than two at least two of his wives.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I sure as hell hope that they have a splash guard for the first row because 9ui11iani is in full suffering succotash mode!

  • CthuNHu

    Ha ha, community organizers = worthless bums. Good yuks, there.

    What are these morons chanting? Any idea?

  • Liquid

    Wow. He’s a real fuckwad.

  • d4g33z

    What? Barack didn’t crash his burning fighter jet into a poor Chicago neighbourhood?

  • kremla
  • nietzscheprojectile

    Why does the zero chant sound like Sieg Heil?

  • Tito Puente

    RUDY FTW!!!

  • HandsomePete

    Does he have a lisp? How gay is that?

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=82195]Liquid[/re]: It’s that it wasn’t a real job. Unlike spending your wife’s money.

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!!

    what the HELL was THAT????

  • barren earth

    Guiliani was too busy fighting elephant dung paintings to vote present as mayor.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Why do I have the feeling that 75% of the men in the audience are looking at Rudy and thinking “ He sure got a pretty mouth”.

  • obfuscator

    HAHAAHAHAH Community organizer! We’re all laughing derisively and we don’t really know why! Oh, chuckle.

  • Low overhang

    What does 119/119/119/119…… have to do with a cross dressing mayor anyway

  • columnv

    Did everyone see the black guy in the crowd???

  • apocalypsethen

    what a dick. I mean… no, just what a dick.

  • Eclectablog

    Honestly, did he just say Obama was a Whore-ganizer???

  • Subdude

    What if you have more than two wives?

  • tits.mcgee

    9/12?

  • jagorev

    This one liner from ferret-face is going to play well: “For [the] President of the United States, it’s not good enough to be ‘present'”

    What can I say, this elite east coast liberal cross-dressing lawyer has a way with the one liner.

  • BruceLee5000

    How shitty. How many Community Organizers did Jewliani depend on when he was trying to clean up New York?!?! Now he just shits on everyone who ever dedicated their lives to help the poorest among us. What a jackass.

  • CthuNHu

    He’s never run a city, or a state, or a business, or out on two wives, or…

  • iwillsavethispatient

    A President that is present… well, that’d be a improvement on the current situation…

  • grendel

    He’s never had to lead people in crisis! 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

  • chascates

    Celebrity senator? Like wearing the fact that you spent 5-1/2 long years in a Vietnamese hell hole on your sleeve?

  • Hooray For Anything

    This is a really inspiring, uplifting speech full of positive and very respectful comments about the opposition. Very statesman-like.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Once again, Republicans are under the impression that running the most powerful nation on earth is the same as being mayor of a small town or owning a business.

    That’s why they hired Bush, right? Because of his business acumen?

  • StrangelyBrown

    Yes, the least experienced candidate since Teddy Roosevelt! What party was he from again?

  • professor.cj

    When has McCain or Palin ever led people in CRISIS? Was that moose chasing a drunk Alaskan when she shot it? Was it fucking one of her relatives? Good lord.

  • Liquid

    There it is!!! ‘Leading a city in a crisis.’ 9/11 9/11 9/11!!!
    Huzzah!

  • barren earth

    McCain hasn’t led anything except a plane into the ground. Why isn’t Palin their candidate for prez?

  • ms_mcgee

    Wait…so what has John McCain led? I missed it.

  • columnv

    Did you see Cindy say, “He’s good!”

  • nietzscheprojectile

    He’s never had to lead people in crisis from the burning embers of the World Trade Center. Genius setting that up there Rudy. Really.

  • WeDeserveThisFate

    Nada. Like the measure of your character, Rudy?

  • Keram2

    Yes, trying to fight poverty is a funny thing. I mean, why fight poverty when you can just hide it in Bay Ridge and Bensonhurst or up to Inwood. Worked for Guliani.

    Fuck you Guliani. You made New York shit.

  • ksra

    is there someone under the podium sucking on something? rudy keeps giggling uncomfortably…

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Nada? Rudy is Hispanic? AND a terrorist?

  • obfuscator

    Nada! Zip! Zero! Zilch! Null! Void!

    Can you please get back to making fun of helping poor people? That was so wonderfully endearing, you old scampy fuckhead.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Barack Obama has led nothing.
    While Rudy has led several can-cans.

  • d4g33z

    Ouch. I didn’t know about the ‘black criminal’ part.

    http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=3816

  • SkimLatteModerate

    Just tuned in, what are they chanting, exactly?

  • PedestrianMe

    Why all the dissing of the community organizers? So sad.

  • NoWireHangers

    What are they chanting? Zero? They’ve got some gall to talk about “experience” with Caribou Barbie on the ticket. Can’t wait until WALNUTS! drops dead and the shit hits the fan. Also, Cindy laughs, and I hear the Skeletor cackle from He-Man.

  • bugland

    isn’t it awfully nice to be a penis?
    isn’t it frightfully good to be a dong?
    it’s swell to be a stiffy.
    it’s divine to be a dick,
    from the tiniest little tadger
    to the world’s biggest prick.

  • grevillea

    Hey, this is America! Speak English, damn Eyetie!

  • Hooray For Anything

    Did he just say that you shouldn’t vote for Obama because this is no time for on the job training in the White House with a straight face?

  • Sibos

    Nada nada nada 9/11

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I don’t have TV. Who is Rudy wearing tonight? Is it Vera Wang?

  • ReverendGreen

    On Hillary: “She can be right once.”

    Way to woo the disaffected Hillary fans you dumb fearmonger.

  • Whitey Did Katrina

    You know how when there are many good sports guys all one after each other they call it a Murderer’s Row? This convention is like that. By which I mean all these men shower together.

  • HandsomePete

    Applauth? Truth him? Terr-th? Saith in his hands? What the fuck, did he not go to speech class in elementary school?

  • Texas2Step

    Yeah Damn STRAIGHT it’s no time for on the job training. Caribou Barbie doesn’t even know WTF the VP DOES! Where was she in Civics/Government class?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …thanks a lot New York!

  • chascates

    SkimLatteModerate: DE-fense DE-fence!

  • Liquid

    “McCain’s not ready to be Commander in Chief.”
    Ha, proved ya wrong, mister fancy mayor.

  • columnv

    He’s ready on day one except for knowing anything about the economy and everything about Checkoslovokia

  • WonkaBee

    [re=82214]flyingspaghettimonster[/re]: SIEG Heil, dumkopf! :-)

  • StrangelyBrown

    “Our opponents would have you believe that this election is about issues…”

  • jagorev

    You know, sometimes, when I watch McCain speak, I start to feel that the GOP may have some half-way decent people in it after all. Then they put on these crypto-fascist demagogues like Romney and Giuliani, and it reminds every independent voter in the country just how loathsome they really are.

  • Franklin Pierce & Pierce

    This campaign is so Orwellian. Palin is more qualified than McCain, Reagan was a great leader, Republicans believe in smaller government, McCain is the reformer we need even though everything is just fine as it is.

    Oh, Giuliani is mocking Obama’s credentials. At least he doesn’t run a law firm thatdoes business with the Saudis.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Nobody can look at the guy who interviewed Sarah Palin two days before he announced her pick and barely vetted her and doubt his ability to make horrid decisions.

  • Keram2

    20 bucks says he takes a phone call during the speech. 20 bucks.

  • grendel

    But killing hope… killing hope is a strategy… bow your heads in terror

  • AmericanValues

    Hey Guys! 9ui11ani doesn’t think we should elect the muslim guy eh?

  • Texas2Step

    And the Republican believe if you don’t have the facts, you get to make them up…..

  • BruceLee5000

    Ugh. Safe in his hands. His wrinkled, old, arthritic, claws which he can’t even lift above his head… It is truely shameless how all these assoles keep talking about “Safe.” We’ll be SAFE. Who was President on 9/11 again?

  • itgetter

    Wooooooooooo! Screw hope!!!

  • SkimLatteModerate

    Wait, I missed a lol-poor-(black)-people joke? Goddammnit.

  • d4g33z

    “If you don’t have the facts, you have to change them!”

    OMFG…

  • schvitzatura

    9u1l1ani’s idea of organizing a community is moving an entire group of plucky entrepreneurs out of Times Square.

    The hookers, peep show attendees, and car window washers are all now working at ESPNZone, right?

  • NoWireHangers

    Yes, lower taxes if you make over 5 million dollars, expand free trade so the market really collapses, and drill offshore so we continue to destroy the planet while gas prices continue to rise…

    This is only watchable if you hear fact behind every lie they spew.

  • StrangelyBrown

    Seriously, though, is this speech going to resonate with anyone who isn’t already an enormous douchesack?

  • WeDeserveThisFate

    Drill baby drill.
    I give up. Let them have this country.

  • AmericanValues

    DRILL BABY DRILL! overheard in the airport men’s room

  • professor.cj

    [re=82248]Liquid[/re]: [re=82249]barren earth[/re]: jinx, we owe each other cokes. or maybe coke, before this night is over. and rehab worked so well before this convention.

    “Drill Baby Drill” coming soon from Red Light Video.

  • Keram2

    Drill (Sarah Palin’s daughter) now.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    Enough with the Palin Mayor crap!

    Was it a full time positon?? How many of the 50 people were fulltime???

    I was a small town mayor and I guess I could say I made a lot of decisions (mostly regarding storm drains) and I guess I had 50 people working for me, except only about 7 of them were actually paid.

    How does a town of 6000 people have 50 paid employees when a town in NJ of 4000 people has 7???

  • kremla

    Good lord, I think he’s drunk.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    All the kids are texting looking really bored.

  • NoWireHangers

    DRILL BABY DRILL (the pages)! DRILL BABY DRILL (the pages)!

  • kkost

    DRILL BABY DRILL! two americas indeed failed politicans!

  • chascates

    That’s the Palin family chant: Drill Baby DRILL!

  • catdance

    these people are very ugly

  • CthuNHu

    Bad change = same policies, but administered but a much older guy on Ambien.

    Drill, baby, drill!

    Yeah, that’ll be getting chanted in hotel rooms and bathroom stalls across Minneapolis tonight…

  • SkimLatteModerate

    DRILL BABY DRILL

    Sure this isn’t the annual RVing convention?

  • PedestrianMe

    “Drill, Baby, Drill!” This is the worst porn ever.

  • Subdude

    Drill the baby? Abortion is legal and safer.

  • barren earth

    This convention has been sponsored by Exxon, BP and the letter R.

  • cotr

    im not too happy about my children being safe in mccains hands… is he a kiddie diddler? SAVE US FROM THE RUSSIANS!

  • WadISay

    Drill off Kennebunkport first.

  • forgracie

    [911] Did I miss anything? [911]
    Seriosly, this dude’s 15 minutes are going to end up like that WHAM singer (or a certain South Florida state rep who pays black undercover cops “for protection.”)

  • CivicHoliday

    Drill baby drill! That will solve all our problems!!

  • legglaw

    Drill Baby Drill? Really? Isn’t that what got you in to this mess to start with?

  • grendel

    John McCain will keep us on offense against terrorism at home and abroad… forever… neverending state of war…

  • grevillea

    Yeah, drill baby!

  • barren earth

    and there it is..TERRA TERRA TERRA. McCain is going to to Afghanistan and personally kick Osama’s ass with his crippled-ass hands.

  • NoWireHangers

    AH! Judith “Crazy Eyes”!

  • angryhippopotamus

    DRINK

  • ksra

    YEAH!!!! 9/11!!!!

  • Atoz

    9/11! State of denial!

  • grendel

    9/11 DRINK!

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    isn’t that what all the closeted Republicans’ Craigslist ads say?
    “Drill, baby, drill!”

  • Delicious

    Sept 11!

  • SkimLatteModerate

    Actually, I’m pretty damn sure the terristists would find that terminology complimentary.

  • Squiggyfm

    9/11!!!!

  • eekahil

    Huh huh – didya see that sign that said “DRILL NOW”?

    Huh huh: that’s what Levi said.

  • Keram2

    10:17: First 9/11 reference.

  • NoWireHangers

    911 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Subdude

    And “Jewish terrorists” insults terrorists!

  • melvin

    Finally, Rudy mentions 9/11.

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    Wow. They’re gonna keep us safe from terrorism. Just like they did on 9/11. How’d this guy only get two delegates?

  • catdance

    fuck rudy. just fuck him with knives.

  • PedestrianMe

    Ugh, Ground Zero background displaying on the stage. Tacky.

  • CivicHoliday

    Oh,and also, the mooslims are out to get you, so you better vote for WALNUTS

  • ReverendGreen

    Democrats don’t say “Islamic terrorists” because, Rudy thinks, they think “they are insulting terrorists.” You heard it from Rudy himself: Muslims are terrorists.

  • Viva la Cynthia

    If we lift up Giuliani’s shirt right now (but don’t, please, guys!) we’ll see a huge “9/11 LIFE” tat on his stomach.

  • ladymacbeth

    9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

  • SayItWithWookies

    Giuliani wins for most stomach-turning moment of the night. Maybe the convention.

  • hrhkingfriday

    heil 9iu11ani!

  • StrangelyBrown

    17 minutes until he mentioned 9/11! I wonder if that almost made him physically ill?

  • knitgrrl

    I’d like to drill, all right. Through his thick, crazy skull. Also, just saw our (R) Senator (Voinovich) and he looks bored as hell.

  • Liquid

    Did he just say what I think he said? That calling it ‘Islamic Terrorism’ is an insult to terrorists?

    OK, I can’t even mock that. That’s just fucking foul.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    What’s the 9/11 count so far?

    This is important. I’m behind on shots.

  • vikram200

    What’s up everyone, I just signed up quickly to say: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN ST. PAUL?

  • maxfield1

    I loved the ONE black guy! Is it just me or is this the most
    fucking mean spirited 10 minutes ever shown on television?
    Oh my God, “Ivy League education…Democrats barely mentioned 9/11…”
    Seriously. I just want to punch Rudy in the solar plexus.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    “I like furry bunny wang in my MOUTH.”

    Hey now, I got standards. *resumes “riding” a horse on Second Life*

  • j6n

    If he has to follow them to the gates of hell, he will defeat the liberal, sexist media.

  • Tito Puente

    Y’all better listen to truth my hommy is said…

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    All those booing please enlist.

  • UnindictedCo-conspirator

    This community organizer line of attack is so them. Of course caring about people and helping them is a joke to you, you fucking fuckwads. Bite my left one.

  • kkost

    cindy loves baby humans.

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    EVERYBODY DRINK!!!!! He said “the ATTACKS of September 11, 2001!”

  • Keram2

    God, watching this makes me appreciate Bloomberg.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Sheesh, Rudy, he lead a campaign that got 18 million votes. How did you do? Hell, for that mater, how did McCain do?

  • melvin

    What the fuck does Bin Laden have to do with Iraq, asshole?

  • Gopherit v2.0

    I want Moosewench! Shut off the loser’s microphone!

    And the surge worked so well we’re out of iraq! Yay! Wait, what?

  • knitgrrl

    [re=82360]PedestrianMe[/re]: No kidding. Nothing says “tasteful” like NYC-skyline-sans-WTC.

  • BruceLee5000

    [re=82263]d4g33z[/re]: No, that was a typo. McLame gave in to torture and admitted that he was a SMOOTH CRIMINAL. Not a black one.

    “Charlie, are you OK?
    Are you OK?
    Are you OK Charlie!”

  • nietzscheprojectile

    Why is that baby not in bed? Goddammit. Who are these people?

  • Red Writer

    I can’t get over what a dickhead this guy is!

  • SayItWithWookies

    “Well — if America lost, who won? Al-Qaida? Bin Laden?”
    No — Ming the Merciless, bitch. And a Cthulu dildo cozy.

  • Atoz

    [re=82362]ReverendGreen[/re]: No, they don;t want to INSULT terrorists.

  • Terry

    Cindy is holding Trig now, looking like she might eat the baby. Ack

  • jagorev

    As a New Yorker, I would like to sincerely apologize for us foisting ferret-face on the rest of the country. Please don’t be angry with us!

    Seriously, please take out your anger on Connecticut instead – they’re like right over there and they elected Lieberman.

  • ksra

    Jerusalem to Giuliani: STFU and stop coming here

  • catdance

    this is making me physically ill.
    Can these people really be this hideously ugly?

  • spewcap

    wiretapping — “boo!”

    wait…

  • Gopherit v2.0

    Lock up the DARKIES!!!

    I mean….

  • obfuscator

    At the risk of stating the obvious, does anybody else get the feeling that the crowd’s enthusiasm for McCain is severely dwarfed by their hatred for Barry?

  • stew

    Drill Baby Drill? They appear to be doing a lot of that on-shore in Alaska, as the Enquirer reported today.

  • kremla

    Looky! Cindy’s got the baby! Watch out Bristol! Before you know it she’ll have her cougar claws into Levi!

  • Scott-san

    This speech racing to the bottom . . . of something. Something dark and deep.

  • hrhkingfriday

    judi and cindy are bff, totes

  • ReverendGreen

    Haha, it’s BIDEN who needs “the VP thing” in writing? Did Biden recently claim he was pregnant?

  • Atoz

    “I’d want to get that VP thing in writing” — the Repubs can never drop Palin even if they want to now.

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    If I wewre Mrs. Palin…I’d want to get that v-p thing in writing.

  • TrueBlue2

    Puta Giulani

  • vikram200

    “Our hero John McCain said I’d rather lose an election, than a war.”

    Well, good. November’s almost here.

  • Pawdedoo

    9u1iani uses his hands during speeches the way Hitler used to. Waves them around a lot, jabs his fingers.

  • iwillsavethispatient

    Did someone shout “Zero!” to the question about how many times Obama has changed his mind??

  • jarsilver

    “I’d wanna get that VP thing in writing.”

    I have no idea what this means other than that 9ui11ani is going to kill Barack Obama.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    Seriously folks, these people are too fucking sick to listen to…

    Should I have another drink, or start building barricades to stop the Russian and Mexican swarrms from overrunning us in 2 years???

  • essrog

    I heard the convention chanting Sieg Heil also! In fairness, I think the majority of the room was trying to do “Zero, zero, zero”, but it took a while before the Sieg Heil faction gave up and threw in with the zeroes

  • ladymacbeth

    [re=82371]SkimLatteModerate[/re]: actually only a couple so far. but he’s just working up the crowd.

    seriously, though. he’s the first person in three days that’s come even close to anything resembling exciting.

    fucker.

  • Delicious

    We are all Georgians!

    Go Bulldogs!!

  • Viva la Cynthia

    (And the delegation from Georgia cheers…)

  • Anonymous Office Zombie

    Goddamnit this fuckin’ rat is just pissing all over Obama. The Obama campaign had better unleash holy hell on these bastards, because this is a declaration of all out war.

  • Ninjas Are Everywhere

    He really is LOATHSOME. Just a horrible person who deserves to be punched in the face endlessly forever and ever.

    And his delivery is . . . um . . . horrible. The derisive tone and the smug chuckling both add to its charms . . .

  • Gopherit v2.0

    Let’s go to war in Georgia!!!! Fuck yeah!

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    [re=82373]maxfield1[/re]:
    Seriously, this is the most negativity per second I’ve ever heard.

  • knitgrrl

    If by “we are all Georgians,” you mean “we Republicans are all rednecks,” then ok, Giuliani, ok.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Hey, they started yelling “Drill Baby Drill” and Levi and Bristol ducked out of the arena.

  • hrhkingfriday

    yeah, fuck responsibility! its all the a-rabs fault! 9/11!

  • d4g33z

    Rudy’s not really cutting it with these Obama did this, then Obama did that…

    I don’t think anyone in the audience really remembers any of that. “The gob’mint can’t spy on US!”

  • jagorev

    [re=82393]Terry[/re]: Oh, is that Trig? I was wondering if Cindy had adopted/kidnapped another baby.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …the longer he goes the lispier he gets! LMAO!

  • melvin

    What a fucking prick.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=82402]kremla[/re]: As long as she doesn’t breastfeed. Shudder!

  • jagorev

    Ruthia hath a vetho power in the Unithed Nathionth thecurity counthil? I had no idea!

  • itgetter

    Olbermann almost saved us. ALMOST. Come back Keith! Speak to us!

  • obfuscator

    I honestly can’t decide who sickens me more, Romney or Giuliani. Or Huckabee. Or the audience.

  • Tito Puente

    Seriously, Rudy is stomping Barry’s guts.
    Seriously.

  • Sean O

    I watche 9/u11ani for 30 seconds and it felt like Fear Factor.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    [re=82402]kremla[/re]: Cindy’s job tonight is to collect DNA from the Palin baby, the fertile males and ovulating females.

  • NoWireHangers

    Next time call WALNUTS!?

    But WALNUTS! can’t get up in the night…

  • Subdude

    Bristol is smiling about the U.N. Security Council.

  • Hooray For Anything

    OMG! OMG! OMG! Obama has “300” foreign policy advisors. Oh noes, not advisors! We should vote for people who have no foreign policy advisors because who wants to listen to people who know shit?

  • duckman

    Did 9ui11iani just a few minutes ago admit he changed the facts as a prosecutor in order to win cases? I bet the US Attorney would like to hear about that. Maybe not, since teh USA is likely a toe-the-line Bushie…

  • grendel

    wtf does mr. 9/11 think he knows about foreign policy?

    Yeah, call John McCain.. he’ll get confused about who the Sunni’s and Shi’ites are and totally screw things up… it’s good for a laugh.

  • jasonelias

    Who is that ugly woman they keep panning to? Oh yeah that’s right, Judith Nathan.

  • kneejerk

    Rudy lucked up by being in the right place on the worst day. Must I pay for it forever? Literally?

  • Viva la Cynthia

    We get it: Tennessee wants to have a million of John McCain’s babies, enough with the signs, guys.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    When does he put on the dress?

  • hatlesshead

    Wot is Cindy trying to breast feed Trip on live teevee? He won’t wake up until 3012.

  • hrhkingfriday

    [re=82429]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: shawn mkshane?

  • Red Writer

    USA! USA!! USA!!!!

  • Liquid

    He’s a pandering shithead, like Romney, saying whatever he thinks will get the audience going.

    He should stick to dinner theatre.

    BTW, love the Aryan-lookin’ guy chanting USA. Thanks.

  • NoWireHangers

    A future of bright young idiots we can continue to grind into a pulp as we grow richer and fatter finally destroying the USA for all time…

  • Delicious

    Where’s the part in the speech where Rudy talks about being pro-choice and for gay rights?

    Oh, yeah, right…

  • professor.cj

    Islam? really? We’re booing the nation of Islam on an internationally televised convnetion of national leaders? I may seem naive, but that seems unwise.

    Others may parse the timing of “boos” and “Islam” and “terrorism” (a la “are they saying boo or bu-urns”), but it stank to high hell.

    Rudy is a tiny smelly dick.

  • RuperttheBear

    Jesus H Christ==USA USEA I AM GAY.

    The future? WTF? Palin=Gun toting faster pussycat kill kill

  • essrog

    (PBS) close-up the kid angrily chanting “USA USA USA”: Nice forehead, dude

  • loudmouthredhead

    We are all Georgians? So we were all originally part of the Soviet empire? I’m confused, Walnuts!

    Rudy is making me physically ill. “John McCain got the biggest policy decision of this campaign right”? How about not getting into Iraq in the first place, Rudy? I’m sure the 4000 dead soldiers would have something to say about your statement.

    [re=82401]stew[/re]: That’s what Bristol said. Ba-zing!

  • chascates

    Hey, the Palins are already enlarging the Party!

  • ms_mcgee

    At first I hated it, but that “CHOKE” ad is actually capturing all of my feelings right now.

  • Keram2

    How could Hopey call McCain? He goes to bed at like 5:30 p.m. after a warm milk and a Werther’s Original Caramel.

  • The 3-Legged Man

    They had to put up a buffet spitshield to keep the first three rows dry with this nutjob’s tongue swelling out of control.

  • HopeNutz

    Governor Palin represents the new generation? Woohoo, teenage nookie!

  • Texas2Step

    And don’t forget she was MISS CONGENIALTY!!!!!!

  • vikram200

    Let’s cheer Palin because she’s the most popular governor! Let’s boo Obama because he’s drew 80,000 to a football stadium!!! Yay!! Boo!!! Huh?

  • hrhkingfriday

    Fuck you, 9ud11, the student gov’t president of my COLLEGE got more votes than Palin.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=82400]obfuscator[/re]: Because of the outright character assassination and the wild applause? Oh, you’re imagining things. Isn’t it time for your sleepy pill?

  • barren earth

    mayor of NYC = mayor of shitsville, AK

  • jasonelias

    [re=82373]maxfield1[/re]: Very mean-spirited. It’s going to make the independents go bye-bye.

  • pdn

    Seriously, some sympathy for Sarah. There’s gotta be a gallon of spittle all over that podium.

  • kkost

    are they really making such a big deal about flip flopping with fabulous caribou’s bridge business?
    omg rudy said cosmo!

  • LuxMentis

    I preferred this speech in the original German (with a hat tip to Molly Ivins)

  • Viva la Cynthia

    OH FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, GIULIANI.

  • apocalypsethen

    what the fuck kind of red meat asscock was that bullshit? who is he trying to persuade?

  • NoWireHangers

    OH NO THEY DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jagorev

    He’s thorry that it’s not cothmopolitan and flathy enough?

  • SkimLatteModerate

    “She’s been a mayor….I like that”

    Could he have been any MORE Heath Ledger-Joker-ish?

    Dude creeps me out.

  • The 3-Legged Man

    Is he going to do a Hedwig imitation before he’s done? I love it when he vamps!

  • melvin

    She has more executive experience than Walnuts too, shitface.

  • voldermort

    I love that “community organizer” is funny. Wow, such comical poor people, and their sitcom lives!

  • RuperttheBear

    She’s been a mare? WHAT?

    GOD. Cindy McCain is breastfeeding a retarted baby!@

  • j6n

    Do they give the front row plastic sheeting to shield from the spittle? Like at a Galhager show?

  • NoWireHangers

    Is it wrong that I’m hoping Cinday drops the baby?

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    [re=82400]obfuscator[/re]:
    excellent observation

  • ksra

    Is this a Third Reich rally?

  • Gopherit v2.0

    Hey, why wasn’t Barack Obama president so he could have Executive Experience Oh, yeah.

    Mayor:Executive experience::Bush::CEO.

  • Gerhalt11

    Rudy has clearly given up on politics. This is his concession speech. “I can’t lead, so I might as well be the ass I’ve always been on the inside.”

  • duckman

    Cosmopolitan enough… you mean hick, fuckwad shitty little-ass town…

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    PBS just had that awesome close-up of that hot blond Hitler Youth dude. Wow.

  • grendel

    So she’s got more experience than Walnuts! so let’s get rid of him… douche

  • d4g33z

    [re=82388]BruceLee5000[/re]: Excellent!
    But I’m still feeling kinda bad about ol’ walnuts. I think his brain is not quite right.

  • Garyosu

    I’ve seen everyone except Todd Palin hold the baby. WTF?

  • Rudy’s Microphone Wiper-Downer

    “I’m sorry her town isn’t cosmopolitan enough,” he says, as the background flashes to the NYC skyline.

    And Laser Beam Death Ray Eyes Baby Stealer has the little fish picker!

  • sarasabre619

    Can someone give me the name of the undertaker who did Rudy’s makeup tonight?

  • The 3-Legged Man

    Tell us about Walnuts’ “executive” experience! Leave out the warehouse job at Cindy’s booze store.

  • schvitzatura
  • WeDeserveThisFate

    It’s times like these when I wish someone would walk up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head. End this.

  • kremla

    Where is Chuck Barris’ fucking gong?

  • Viva la Cynthia

    Oh, yeaaahhhh, that’s right, she likes to drillll… oooooh…

    There’s going to be a huge simultaneous orgasm in St. Paul the first time she says “drill” on stage…

  • NoWireHangers

    She stands up for what’s right, like denying condoms to horny teens!

  • SayItWithWookies

    “Maybe they cling to religion there.” (Standing ovation)
    Uh — Rudy — she raised taxes. And left Wasilla $22 million more in debt than before she was elected.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    “She had a (whatever) approval rating. You never get that in NYC (lol)”

    MAYBE YOU NEVER DID BECAUSE YOU’RE A SNIVELING PIECE OF SHIT, RUDY

  • btwbfdimho

    [re=82254]Keram2[/re]: Congrats!!, you’re the first one to comment under the 9.11 clock here in Texas. You’ll soon receive a home visit from Alberto Gonzales to explain you your gift-certificate alternatives.

  • RuperttheBear

    Negative doesn’t get this. Douche bag doesn’t get this. Wait. “Alasker” What is that?

  • duckman

    Most popular governor… What about Schwarzenegger?

  • ms_mcgee

    Anyone else find it odd that the Palin family isn’t applauding?

  • The 3-Legged Man

    Stand up for what’s right, Sarah! Like teen pregnancy! Like ducking the investigation! Shake it, Sarah! Shake D.C.!

  • ReverendGreen

    Rudy knows people who cling to guns – the cops he routinely let kill black people.

  • sweetits

    why is cindy holding the baby? if i was bristol i would not want the dope head touching my retarded child

  • Keram2

    Yeah, you don’t get a 80% approval rating in NYC because everybody hated your fucking cunt-rat-face.

  • hatlesshead

    Did Drools say “stink up” Washington?

  • vikram200

    Seriously. Can fucking November get here soon enough.

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    WHOO HOO!! Republicans OWN religion!!! Dems are GODLESS!!! WHOO HOO!!!

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=82425]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: so did Larry Craig.

  • Pawdedoo

    Rudy Guiliani, well-known feminist

  • Viva la Cynthia

    Lol, yeah, these guys are sooooo concerned about sexism in the media.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    Rudy’s claiming sexism.

    This really is the end times.

  • RuperttheBear

    One final point. HOW DARE THAY? What? Jesus. You’d think meth addicts would want to make this stop.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Maverick. drink.

  • Fat Old Dirty Whore

    This cross-dressing cousin fucker needs to shut his face. It’s high time the ass cancer returns and takes this sanctimonious dicktowel down.

  • Franklin Pierce & Pierce

    Bristol looks bored. These people are the extras from Pacino’s party in The Devil’s Advocate.

  • Darehead

    WHO has questioned whether Sarah has enuf time for work and children? Methinks the Repubs made all that up.

  • twoeightnine

    Cindy McCain is going to eat that baby!

  • hrhkingfriday

    Bristol’s looking mighty thin for 5 months along, she must take after her mother….

  • itgetter

    [re=82373]maxfield1[/re]: It is not just you. I though that I was just being a pussy, but no. It’s just nasty and makes them look like morans. Meanie-heads!

  • voldermort

    im about to expand freedom of my foot in your ass RUDY!!!!

  • Scott-san

    Bristol’s nipples got hard when Ghouliani talked about her family.

  • rikitikitavi

    this asshole was supposed to stop talking like ten minutes ago. I’m only awake right now cause i wanted some palin hotness, not this rodent bullshit.

  • NoWireHangers

    YOU ARE THE PARTY OF SATAN

  • Gerhalt11

    Shake those fists, Rudy! Shake ’em up! Lord knows if you remain motionless for too long, you freeze up!

  • gliberal

    Rudith is really a nice guy. He would give you the scales off his back.

  • PedestrianMe

    There are babies draped over everything.

  • CalamityJames

    5 months pregnant my ass!

  • legglaw

    This is all some sick scheme to steal that baby and trade its soul with John McCain’s so he can live longer. Watch out baby! That scary ol’ woman fixin’ try to suck out yo’ soul!

  • Red Writer

    Awww, Rudy’s stadning up for women’s rights. How cute is that? How DARE they ask how she’ll have time to spend with her children and be VP? Well, how will she?

  • The 3-Legged Man

    They’re the party that ended slavery! Obama should be grateful he ain’t sweepin da flo!

  • eastcoastliberal

    I am physically ill after that “Obama doesn’t think her hometown is cosmopolitan enough”. WTF? WTF Rudy? Sick.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …WTF, Bristol doesn’t have a baby bump?! 5 months pregnant my ass!

  • SayItWithWookies

    “How dare do they question whether she has enough time to spend with her children…”
    I’m sure her children feel they see enough of her.

  • chascates

    And as we all know men & women share exactly the same tasks in a marriage and especially when it comes to childrearing.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=82501]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yes, a true republican.

  • grevillea

    They’re gonna shake up Washington like it’s an annoying baby!

  • ladymacbeth

    you know what? we need an answer to this.

    i hope someone does, b/c i’m not a creative type but this will work with the peasants.

  • Anonymous Office Zombie

    I am in awe of how utterly despicable this piece of shit is.

  • Whitey Did Katrina

    I had to it off. It wasn’t healthy to keep watching.

    Sarah Palin has executive experience in the field of BIG SALE ON TRUCK NUTZ.

  • ms_mcgee

    Whatever. Palin got her school desk for free.

  • lastcigarette

    Was I the only to hear Rudy just single-handedly reframe the Iraq war as only about
    al Qaeda and Bin Laden? He just said that right?? Or do I need to stop drinking whiskey
    for the evening??
    And then in the time it took me to log on, he was also just single-handedly indignant for
    ALL woman.
    Shit. I’ve got to stop drinking all together. This is getting out of hand.

  • Reefpilot

    True story: I used the thumb gif of rudyrat on my googletalk avatar and nearly gave my 60 year old dad a stroke.

  • Rue

    …be a beacon?

  • professor.cj

    Barack isn’t the one who shacks up with his gay couple friends, dresses up in drag and puts on shows for the Press Club. How much more big city Cosmopolitan do you get, dude?

    I approve of all those things more than any of his public policy, especially his closing down of my favorite porn shops in times square when I lived in Hells Kitchen.

    But making fun of Barack for being effete when he used to wear Hermes ties to work everyday (and probably had to run to Sears to buy that hellish thing he’s wearing tonight) just pisses me off.

  • maxfield1

    Wow, looking at Cindy McCain smiling makes me want a painkiller.

  • obfuscator

    [re=82465]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s time for the first of many adult beverages. Seriously, this is pretty sickening.

    Heyyy, the party of barefoot and pregnant is coming to the defense of womens! I just puked on my keyboard!

  • RuperttheBear

    WHORE WHORE MAYOR AMERICA”S WHORE MAYOR

    MAYOR OF WHOREVILLE

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=82501]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s logic. There is not logic or fact at a RNC Convention.

    God. This IS teh Kool Aid.

  • lightskinegro

    BARF!!

  • Atoz

    sounded like they were booing him off the stage????

  • The 3-Legged Man

    We are officially out of campaign slogans when “shake up Washington” is the best you can do.

  • jagorev

    [re=82502]SkimLatteModerate[/re]: Mike Bloomberg has regularly held a 70%+ approval rating, because he’s not a ferret-faced little sack of shit like Rudy.

    (I have a serious man-crush on Mike and believe he should be Vice President and Treasury Secretary no matter which party wins the Presidency)

  • vikram200

    Here’s the good news. This fucking party’s key demographic went to bed an hour ago.

  • StrangelyBrown

    Not cosmopolitan = no black people.

  • chascates

    John McCain & Sarah Palin are such mavericks they will move the Capitol to WASILLA!

  • Atoz

    what, no Sarah video? I’ve been robbed!

  • Scott-san

    So, basically . . . George Bush = Islamic Terrorists (neither were mentioned at the respective conventions)

  • SayItWithWookies

    How do they get away wih all this “shake up Washington” stuff? Have the Republicans not been paying attention the last eight years? Oh — nevermind.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=82499]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: You just watch. To prove her toughness, Palin will pinch out a kid right on stage, MID-SENTENCE. SHE PLAYED BASKETBALL, MUTHAFUCKAS!

  • hrhkingfriday

    slutttttt

  • Terry

    OMG, the indoctrination went further than I thought. Palin now has that nasty ass hairdo Cindy usually sports.

  • SayItWithWookies

    HA — I HELP SATAN — RAH!

  • RuperttheBear

    “We’re so excited!” Hey! It’s the one an only Levi “RED KNECK” Hockey Dickswinger! He’s cute.

    NOT

  • OffTheRecord

    OMG. I must see the back of Palin’s hair. Does she have a topsy-tail or whatever the fuck those things were called? Came out in the 90’s. Flipped your pony tail inside out. I rocked it hard as an eight year old.

  • BruceLee5000

    Oh man. It would be so sweet if as Gramma Palin walks out, if they start playing the Black Eyed Peas, “Let’s get RETARTED in Here” song.

    It would work on SO MANY levels. In Utero and Outta Wedlock.

  • mitch_philbin

    I have never heard so many half-truths, blatant lies, innuendo, and BS …. Rudy has lost it.

    oh, and he spoke so long they had to cancel Sarah’s video intro … altogether now: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • lightskinegro

    Wait a minute. Is her 17 year old daughter pregnant? WHAT??? SLUT!!!

  • chapka

    It seems redundant to point out what a dick Giuliani is, but I can’t help myself.

    Giuliani. What a dick.

  • NoWireHangers

    God. I hope she falls on her face. This whole thing is disgusting.

  • graceless

    Trig’s in daddy’s arms

  • Atoz

    What, Sarah let her hair down!?! Good thing they got her in that grey nun outfit.

  • chascates

    Hey, new glasses!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …my bad that was her sister! Page or Rack or Tire or whatever the fukk her name is!

  • loganmo

    Do you think mccain will be a maverick by not showing up after the vp acceptance sheet?

  • mrblue19

    If you look away from your t.v. he sounds like Christopher Walken.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    GAHHH my ears are bleeding already just from the sound of those “thank yous.”

    I really thought I could stick this out, fellow ‘ettes, but I just can’t. Drink for me!

  • Uncommon Sense

    [re=82504]RuperttheBear[/re]: SIlly boy, that’s how them elitist east coast liberal jewboys say “Alaska!”

  • Viva la Cynthia

    I bet Elizabeth Dole is sitting at home right now thinking “fuck all a’ y’all.”

  • NoWireHangers

    Clap moar assholes. Ever stop to think, wait, WHAT HAS THIS WOMAN EVER DONE AND DO WE EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS?

  • floraway

    My blood. Boiling. I am not happy that we’re going to have to deal with this for another 911 years.

  • hrhkingfriday

    [re=82553]RuperttheBear[/re]: BIG SALE ON TRUCKNUTZ AT THE WHOREMART, TWO FOR A WHORE, GET EM WHILE THEY LAST!

  • barren earth

    obviously they were handing out free vials of coke tonight

  • Terry

    Sarah’s a traitor. What’s that flag on her collar. Not the American or Alaska flags.

  • mitch_philbin

    Where’s her rifle? And hockey stick?

  • SayItWithWookies

    This must be a proud moment for you, Ken “Dr. Frankenstein” Layne.

  • CthuNHu

    “How dare they question her [ability to govern while being a mom]?? When did they ever ask a man that question??”

    Um, who is this “they” of whom you speak, ferret boy? Unknown people on the internet? That’s who you’re ranting against on national TV? What’s next — “And my Wikipedia page was edited in an arguably biased fashion!”?

  • vikram200

    I thought she hadn’t been nominated yet??

  • graceless

    How’s it possible for so few people to clap so long?

  • RuperttheBear

    “Thank you so much!” OKAY We get it. You’re imitating Barry.

    O god, that let her did it. She accepted. Cuntry first.

  • obfuscator

    “Oh jeepers, this is so keen, don’tcha know… keen like a snow machine… “

  • nutcracker

    Could these fuckers be any whiter? And Rudy is so full of shit I saw his suit turn brown as he was leaving the stage.

  • chapka

    “When did they ever ask a man that question? When?”

    They asked John Edwards that question, when his wife was diagnosed with cancer.

    Sorry for screwing up your cute rhetorical question, you raving hate-filled megalomaniac prig.

  • loganmo

    ooh ooh wonkette….are you going to post about how the enquirier is basically saying palin is a huge slut (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_at_war_with_her_daughter_over_pregnancy_wedding/celebrity/65370)

  • floraway

    What is up with the camera work?

  • eekahil

    They’re tossing Simple Trig around like he’s a hot potaydah.
    Bristol to Cindy and now “Dad” (Tractor? TidBit? Oh yes, Todd) has him.
    Bless.

  • sarasabre619

    porn star gone “good”

  • obfuscator

    “Jaundice McCain”?

  • Whitey Did Katrina

    When did the Klan stop wearing hoods to rallies? They all have ties on. Call me old-fashioned, I just find it weird.

  • Liquid

    Y’know, it could just as easily be a moose up there talking, and the ‘people’ would still cheer.

    I think they’re robots.

  • jagorev

    Look, wingnut and dreadfully unqualified as she is, I can’t help but feel a little thrill down my leg at the thought that the Republican party’s new standard bearer will be an attractive, nice, authentic young lady rather than douchebags like Mitt Romney or Rudy Giuliani. For this alone, America owes a debt of gratitude to John S. McCain.

  • sarasabre619

    did anyone see the HOTTEST VP pin???

  • Valerie

    [re=82579]chascates[/re]: YES! The Peggy Hill specs!!

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Yep
    Gidget Goes to Washington

  • obfuscator

    “The pollsters and the pundits overlooked something… ”

    Agreed. They overlooked how remarkably shitty the rest of the candidates were.

  • loudmouthredhead

    The GOP can keep religion. In fact, I will pay a tax to them if they take all pandering duties of bowing to the blazing saddle-back people, freeing the dems from this crazy shit.

    Hell, lets pay for a little island to be built in the Pacific where they can all relocate (like Tom Monahan and his catholic-ville in FL). I’d be all for that!

  • lightskinegro

    She’s cute when she squints her eyes and grits her teeth all serious like.

  • RuperttheBear

    John “S” McCain? Solja?

    Refused to hedge his commitment, rather lose an election and win a war. Jes kick me in nuts.

    There hubby with the retart. Cindy, she’s thinking, “hmmm. Second husband indeed.”

  • Atoz

    “A time to campaign, and a time to put our country first” — by selecting a completely unvetted and unqualified running mate.

  • Lone Star Buck

    who is this they?

  • RuperttheBear

    JEEBUS! She’s spiking the meter there. exAXCtly. Ouch.

  • sarasabre619

    wow Sarah’s baby sure looks a lot like her daughter’s boyfriend…

  • Hooray For Anything

    [re=82467]jasonelias[/re]: Seriously, that was just full-on classless and douchey, like something you’d read on a Freeper message board than a political convention. Hopefully, it’ll just make people as disgusted as they should be.

  • Franklin Pierce & Pierce

    They are going nuts for her. Their cheers are in direct proportion to how unqualified she is.

  • Liquid

    *Why do all the right-wingers call it ‘Eye-raq’???*

    And, am I the only person who thinks she’s probably killer in bed?

  • lightskinegro

    Wooo hooo. Send em off to die!!!! USA USA USA…..fuck me!

  • Atoz

    I seriously doubt her son is giung to deploy to EYE-RACK, any more than Prince Harry went to Afghanistan.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=82572]BruceLee5000[/re]: That’s TERRIBLE!

    “I’m going to talk about my family serving to shamelessly promote my political career. Track, no relation to Field, is as we speak being sent into harms way, doncha know.”

  • obfuscator

    “GUN-DER-SON! GUN-DER-SON!”

  • RuperttheBear

    They like the fact that we are at war. They like killing. They are the worshippers of Satan.

  • sweetits

    Bristols tits are HUGE.

  • CalamityJames

    That bitch aint even close to being knocked up. Give Tugboat Todd a chance.

  • RuperttheBear

    You were blessed with a retart? You crazy. That’s a curse.

  • schvitzatura

    I want to see Piper Palin @ ~11:30PM 11/5/08

    …or more likely 9/5/08 @ ~4:45PM.

  • RuperttheBear

    O K-RIST! I’ve got special needs kid. INSURANCE DON”T COVER IT. You are a hateful bitch. I hate you. HATE YOU. What has the GOP done but undermine asdth e;lj. I’m done.

  • loudmouthredhead

    “And my eldest daughter has recently graduated into a prosperous career of breeding! Come up here honey, gee whiz..”

    Children with SPECIAL needs rely on SPECIAL public education, paid for by SPECIAL money called taxes, Sarah. Unless you can afford private home-care workers while you’re busy hiring more lawyers to defend you in trooper-gate.

  • obfuscator

    Honestly, this would be a perfect speech… if she were running for mayor of a small town in Alaska.

  • CalamityJames

    [re=82679]Liquid[/re]: Killer in bed?

    Well, you see what happened to the kid.

  • itgetter

    Hubby’s kind of adorable. If he wasn’t a half-breed.

  • sweetits

    no need to worry friends. half those people in the convention will be dead before november anyway.

  • loudmouthredhead

    “…it all makes for quite a package!” *winky wink* “I just can’t stop tellin him to drill-baby-drill, doncha know!”

    And the collective world audience throws up a little

  • lightskinegro

    This is so fucking cornball!

  • loudmouthredhead

    The difference between you and a bitch, Sarah? NUTHIN’!

    Bwa hahahahahah!

  • CalamityJames

    Difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?

    Careful now, you don’t want to give Michael Vick a new defense.

  • maxfield1

    [re=82471]LuxMentis[/re]: Damn,I miss her too! Can you imagine the fun she would
    be having with this? “I’m just a hockey mom who signed up for the PTA.” To quote Bill The Cat,
    “Pttwww! Blech!”

  • obfuscator

    I’m not sure why it took so long, but I now officially feel utterly alienated from roughly half of the country.

    Of course you knew every voter, shithook! There were only 1500 of them!

  • legglaw

    Yum. Dat baby taste good.

  • obfuscator

    Now she’s mocking community organizing, too? Ok, she’s dead to me, I don’t care how marginally attractive she may be.

  • chascates

    We-uns in small towns don’t understand them big city folk with their strange ways. We think only of common things like shootin’, skiiin’, and fucking’.

  • LuxMentis

    hmmm….like firing those who do not agree with you and trying to get books banned…loathsome

  • chascates

    [re=82761]itgetter[/re]: He’s actually 1/8 breed. But I bet he gets some kind of Eskimo pay anyway.

  • sarasabre619

    I got five dollars that she will be pregnant again by November.

  • loudmouthredhead

    Is it just me, or does this all sound kind of “high-school”?

    Haha, I just heard a guy on NPR from the audience say “Boo, Bob Schieffer! We love you Sarah!”

  • LuxMentis

    Are there any black people in the hall who have not spoken tonight????

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=82876]obfuscator[/re]: Now, she’s still a GILF, but it would be an angry F.

  • lightskinegro

    Shes a worse actor that Thompson.

  • lightskinegro

    Shes a worse actor than Thompson.

  • maxfield1

    [re=82565]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Hilarious!

  • WeDeserveThisFate

    A servants heart…but not one who organizes and serves a community. Rather, one who was competed in beauty pageants and did sports on a local tv station. These noble pursuits build real character.

  • CalamityJames

    Oh McCain, look out. She’s gonna sell your jet on ebay.

  • chascates

    Who needs a jet when you live in such a tiny state?

  • CalamityJames

    Thanks but no thanks, but let me hang on to that check.

  • chascates

    But, sweetie, you took that bridge money & kept it. And your state is in the black because you’re swimming in oil revenues.

  • CalamityJames

    [re=82957]chascates[/re]: Cindy McCain?

  • WeDeserveThisFate

    Right now I’m willing to sell Alaska and most of our nation’s midsection to the terrorists.

  • sanantonerose

    [re=82311]AmericanValues[/re]: Overheard outside my bedroom window.

  • sarasabre619

    Do you think she will sell her tapes??

    Did you see the pin “Hoosiers Back for the Hot Chick?

  • WeDeserveThisFate

    Wait, but didn’t Rudy lead me in chanting Drill Baby Drill?
    I’m so confused. Crying. Softly.

  • itgetter

    [re=82896]chascates[/re]: One drop rule.

  • legglaw

    Starting in January, we’re gonna lay more pipe….

  • sarasabre619

    She’s no Jane kirkpatrick or Margret Thatcher.

  • sarasabre619

    that shit was painful. She better bring to the debates.

  • TrueBlue2

    Complete scripted Pablum….. Very dull and a paean to McSame. She was just reading.

  • TrueBlue2

    Total Gerbers

  • TrueBlue2

    Totally scripted pablum.

  • AngerBoy

    Just created an account ONLY to add that Palin is TEH SUCK.

  • IronYuppie
  • Jingo

    It was brilliant having Ghouliani precede Sarah Palin. With Nosferatu as the lead-in, she looks like a beauty queen all over again. Speaking of which, she could have spoken like Miss Teen South Carolina and the crowd still would have loved it after trying to comprehend a lisping string of 9/11 references.

  • meister

    Didn’t Wonkette used to have some kind of standards? Way back, it seemed like you had to have a worthy post in order to be accepted as a poster. What the fuck happened? Maybe my old login will still work on Gawker……

  • meister

    [re=83366]TrueBlue2[/re]: yeah, but think about that……

  • Sabre_Justice

    Behold our first openly furry president!

  • andyousaythisbecause….

    The mayor wears a dress!

  • andyousaythisbecause….

    lest we forget….

  • andyousaythisbecause….

    rudy in drag

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