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9:02 CT — What the hell was 9/11? We forgot.
9:04 — “Suppose you have two job applications,” he hypothesizes. That means that Rudy Giuliani’s has already been rejected?
9:05 — John McCain has always put country FIRTHT!
9:06 — John McCain has given his “blood” to the country. He is, as a great poet once said, a war criminal who has performed the deeds of an air pirate. Who was that poet. Tennyson? Someone google it.
9:07 — Ha ha, they all laugh at Barack Obama for having an Ivy League education. Try running your socialist Europe sodomist colony with fancy letter combinations, W.E.B.
9:09 — HE VOTED PRESENT IN HIS ILLINOIS LEGI-MASTURBATURE LIKE SO MANY TIMES. Do you know how many votes Rudy Giuliani has cast or decisions he’s passed on a state government level or higher, ever? MMHMM.
9:10 — “I luck to suck rabbit cock.” He said it! “I like furry bunny wang in my MOUTH.” Why is he even saying this? It’s gross!
9:11 — The Texas delegation is shouting “USA! USA! USA!” Sure, why not?
********NO ONE COMMENT FOR 5.5 MINUTES, IT IS 9:11, SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT************
9:14 — What is wrong with you sluts? SHOW SOME RESPECT. NO COMMENTS FOR 2.5 MINUTES MORE. Who is this commenting at 10:13 ET, which is 9:13 CT? “grendel says at 10:13 pm.” Well “grendel,” you are banned for NOT SHOWING RESPECT TO RUDY AND 9/11 AND WALNUTS. “grendel,” go take a nap in Rudy’s grundle.
9:17 — OK you can comment now. “grendel” you are not banned.
9:18 — Who’s talking here, Cindy?
9:20 — Joe Biden should get his vice presidential contract in writing, Rudy says, because Obama may flip flop on it. Well, contracts are pretty standard procedure when you take on any job, dingus. That aside, we think Sarah Palin is probably in the hotter water in this regard.
9:21 — He said REAGAN! Pour a beer down yr ear.
9:23 — What a surly dungeon mouse. He says that Wasilla is not “cosmopolitan” or “flashy” enough for big-city gay Obama. Recall that Rudy Giuliani once served as mayor of NEW YORK CITY — where he has lived his entire life — and spent most of his term painting over the city’s problems with a hyper-neon corporate brush. Also: 9/11.
9:24 — Done! Let’s make a long poop joke about him. He drinks diarr– OH GOD, PALIN, nevermind.
Rudy is a walking, talking episode of “Rescue Me”.
The men are crazy, the women are crazier, and it’s all in the context of 9/11.
He was called to leave his first wife.
What if we have more than two job applications? Who do we invade?
Yay! Comments back on!
Oh, wow, they just laughed at Ivy League educations and working as a community organizer. FUNNY HAHA!
Also, it should be noted that Chicago politics are WAY DIRTIER than New York politics.
He looks like he smelt John McCain’s shitty pants!!
Oh no!
I missed his funny joke about how being a community organiser is funny.
The helping poor people part?
“I said I would support McCain, and I do support him.” That officially makes him more loyal to John McCain than two at least two of his wives.
…I sure as hell hope that they have a splash guard for the first row because 9ui11iani is in full suffering succotash mode!
Ha ha, community organizers = worthless bums. Good yuks, there.
What are these morons chanting? Any idea?
Wow. He’s a real fuckwad.
What? Barack didn’t crash his burning fighter jet into a poor Chicago neighbourhood?
Come Rudy, I want to hear you blame Obama for Andrew gettting kicked off the golf team.
Why does the zero chant sound like Sieg Heil?
RUDY FTW!!!
Does he have a lisp? How gay is that?
Liquid: It’s that it wasn’t a real job. Unlike spending your wife’s money.
Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!! Seig Heil!!
what the HELL was THAT????
Guiliani was too busy fighting elephant dung paintings to vote present as mayor.
Why do I have the feeling that 75% of the men in the audience are looking at Rudy and thinking “ He sure got a pretty mouth”.
HAHAAHAHAH Community organizer! We’re all laughing derisively and we don’t really know why! Oh, chuckle.
What does 119/119/119/119…… have to do with a cross dressing mayor anyway
Did everyone see the black guy in the crowd???
what a dick. I mean… no, just what a dick.
Honestly, did he just say Obama was a Whore-ganizer???
What if you have more than two wives?
9/12?
This one liner from ferret-face is going to play well: “For [the] President of the United States, it’s not good enough to be ‘present’”
What can I say, this elite east coast liberal cross-dressing lawyer has a way with the one liner.
How shitty. How many Community Organizers did Jewliani depend on when he was trying to clean up New York?!?! Now he just shits on everyone who ever dedicated their lives to help the poorest among us. What a jackass.
He’s never run a city, or a state, or a business, or out on two wives, or…
A President that is present… well, that’d be a improvement on the current situation…
He’s never had to lead people in crisis! 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
Celebrity senator? Like wearing the fact that you spent 5-1/2 long years in a Vietnamese hell hole on your sleeve?
This is a really inspiring, uplifting speech full of positive and very respectful comments about the opposition. Very statesman-like.
Once again, Republicans are under the impression that running the most powerful nation on earth is the same as being mayor of a small town or owning a business.
That’s why they hired Bush, right? Because of his business acumen?
Yes, the least experienced candidate since Teddy Roosevelt! What party was he from again?
When has McCain or Palin ever led people in CRISIS? Was that moose chasing a drunk Alaskan when she shot it? Was it fucking one of her relatives? Good lord.
There it is!!! ‘Leading a city in a crisis.’ 9/11 9/11 9/11!!!
Huzzah!
McCain hasn’t led anything except a plane into the ground. Why isn’t Palin their candidate for prez?
Wait…so what has John McCain led? I missed it.
Did you see Cindy say, “He’s good!”
He’s never had to lead people in crisis from the burning embers of the World Trade Center. Genius setting that up there Rudy. Really.
Nada. Like the measure of your character, Rudy?
Yes, trying to fight poverty is a funny thing. I mean, why fight poverty when you can just hide it in Bay Ridge and Bensonhurst or up to Inwood. Worked for Guliani.
Fuck you Guliani. You made New York shit.
is there someone under the podium sucking on something? rudy keeps giggling uncomfortably…
Nada? Rudy is Hispanic? AND a terrorist?
Nada! Zip! Zero! Zilch! Null! Void!
Can you please get back to making fun of helping poor people? That was so wonderfully endearing, you old scampy fuckhead.
Barack Obama has led nothing.
While Rudy has led several can-cans.
Ouch. I didn’t know about the ‘black criminal’ part.
http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=3816
Just tuned in, what are they chanting, exactly?
Why all the dissing of the community organizers? So sad.
What are they chanting? Zero? They’ve got some gall to talk about “experience” with Caribou Barbie on the ticket. Can’t wait until WALNUTS! drops dead and the shit hits the fan. Also, Cindy laughs, and I hear the Skeletor cackle from He-Man.
isn’t it awfully nice to be a penis?
isn’t it frightfully good to be a dong?
it’s swell to be a stiffy.
it’s divine to be a dick,
from the tiniest little tadger
to the world’s biggest prick.
Hey, this is America! Speak English, damn Eyetie!
Did he just say that you shouldn’t vote for Obama because this is no time for on the job training in the White House with a straight face?
Nada nada nada 9/11
I don’t have TV. Who is Rudy wearing tonight? Is it Vera Wang?
On Hillary: “She can be right once.”
Way to woo the disaffected Hillary fans you dumb fearmonger.
You know how when there are many good sports guys all one after each other they call it a Murderer’s Row? This convention is like that. By which I mean all these men shower together.
Applauth? Truth him? Terr-th? Saith in his hands? What the fuck, did he not go to speech class in elementary school?
Yeah Damn STRAIGHT it’s no time for on the job training. Caribou Barbie doesn’t even know WTF the VP DOES! Where was she in Civics/Government class?
…thanks a lot New York!
SkimLatteModerate: DE-fense DE-fence!
“McCain’s not ready to be Commander in Chief.”
Ha, proved ya wrong, mister fancy mayor.
He’s ready on day one except for knowing anything about the economy and everything about Checkoslovokia
flyingspaghettimonster: SIEG Heil, dumkopf!
“Our opponents would have you believe that this election is about issues…”
You know, sometimes, when I watch McCain speak, I start to feel that the GOP may have some half-way decent people in it after all. Then they put on these crypto-fascist demagogues like Romney and Giuliani, and it reminds every independent voter in the country just how loathsome they really are.
This campaign is so Orwellian. Palin is more qualified than McCain, Reagan was a great leader, Republicans believe in smaller government, McCain is the reformer we need even though everything is just fine as it is.
Oh, Giuliani is mocking Obama’s credentials. At least he doesn’t run a law firm thatdoes business with the Saudis.
Nobody can look at the guy who interviewed Sarah Palin two days before he announced her pick and barely vetted her and doubt his ability to make horrid decisions.
20 bucks says he takes a phone call during the speech. 20 bucks.
But killing hope… killing hope is a strategy… bow your heads in terror
Hey Guys! 9ui11ani doesn’t think we should elect the muslim guy eh?
And the Republican believe if you don’t have the facts, you get to make them up…..
Ugh. Safe in his hands. His wrinkled, old, arthritic, claws which he can’t even lift above his head… It is truely shameless how all these assoles keep talking about “Safe.” We’ll be SAFE. Who was President on 9/11 again?
Wooooooooooo! Screw hope!!!
Wait, I missed a lol-poor-(black)-people joke? Goddammnit.
“If you don’t have the facts, you have to change them!”
OMFG…
9u1l1ani’s idea of organizing a community is moving an entire group of plucky entrepreneurs out of Times Square.
The hookers, peep show attendees, and car window washers are all now working at ESPNZone, right?
Yes, lower taxes if you make over 5 million dollars, expand free trade so the market really collapses, and drill offshore so we continue to destroy the planet while gas prices continue to rise…
This is only watchable if you hear fact behind every lie they spew.
Seriously, though, is this speech going to resonate with anyone who isn’t already an enormous douchesack?
Drill baby drill.
I give up. Let them have this country.
DRILL BABY DRILL! overheard in the airport men’s room
Liquid: barren earth: jinx, we owe each other cokes. or maybe coke, before this night is over. and rehab worked so well before this convention.
“Drill Baby Drill” coming soon from Red Light Video.
Drill (Sarah Palin’s daughter) now.
Enough with the Palin Mayor crap!
Was it a full time positon?? How many of the 50 people were fulltime???
I was a small town mayor and I guess I could say I made a lot of decisions (mostly regarding storm drains) and I guess I had 50 people working for me, except only about 7 of them were actually paid.
How does a town of 6000 people have 50 paid employees when a town in NJ of 4000 people has 7???
Good lord, I think he’s drunk.
All the kids are texting looking really bored.
DRILL BABY DRILL (the pages)! DRILL BABY DRILL (the pages)!
DRILL BABY DRILL! two americas indeed failed politicans!
That’s the Palin family chant: Drill Baby DRILL!
these people are very ugly
Bad change = same policies, but administered but a much older guy on Ambien.
Drill, baby, drill!
Yeah, that’ll be getting chanted in hotel rooms and bathroom stalls across Minneapolis tonight…
DRILL BABY DRILL
Sure this isn’t the annual RVing convention?
“Drill, Baby, Drill!” This is the worst porn ever.
Drill the baby? Abortion is legal and safer.
This convention has been sponsored by Exxon, BP and the letter R.
im not too happy about my children being safe in mccains hands… is he a kiddie diddler? SAVE US FROM THE RUSSIANS!
Drill off Kennebunkport first.
[911] Did I miss anything? [911]
Seriosly, this dude’s 15 minutes are going to end up like that WHAM singer (or a certain South Florida state rep who pays black undercover cops “for protection.”)
Drill baby drill! That will solve all our problems!!
Drill Baby Drill? Really? Isn’t that what got you in to this mess to start with?
John McCain will keep us on offense against terrorism at home and abroad… forever… neverending state of war…
Yeah, drill baby!
and there it is..TERRA TERRA TERRA. McCain is going to to Afghanistan and personally kick Osama’s ass with his crippled-ass hands.
AH! Judith “Crazy Eyes”!
DRINK
YEAH!!!! 9/11!!!!
9/11! State of denial!
9/11 DRINK!
isn’t that what all the closeted Republicans’ Craigslist ads say?
“Drill, baby, drill!”
Sept 11!
Actually, I’m pretty damn sure the terristists would find that terminology complimentary.
9/11!!!!
Huh huh - didya see that sign that said “DRILL NOW”?
Huh huh: that’s what Levi said.
10:17: First 9/11 reference.
911 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And “Jewish terrorists” insults terrorists!
Finally, Rudy mentions 9/11.
Wow. They’re gonna keep us safe from terrorism. Just like they did on 9/11. How’d this guy only get two delegates?
fuck rudy. just fuck him with knives.
Ugh, Ground Zero background displaying on the stage. Tacky.
Oh,and also, the mooslims are out to get you, so you better vote for WALNUTS
Democrats don’t say “Islamic terrorists” because, Rudy thinks, they think “they are insulting terrorists.” You heard it from Rudy himself: Muslims are terrorists.
If we lift up Giuliani’s shirt right now (but don’t, please, guys!) we’ll see a huge “9/11 LIFE” tat on his stomach.
9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
Giuliani wins for most stomach-turning moment of the night. Maybe the convention.
heil 9iu11ani!
17 minutes until he mentioned 9/11! I wonder if that almost made him physically ill?
I’d like to drill, all right. Through his thick, crazy skull. Also, just saw our (R) Senator (Voinovich) and he looks bored as hell.
Did he just say what I think he said? That calling it ‘Islamic Terrorism’ is an insult to terrorists?
OK, I can’t even mock that. That’s just fucking foul.
What’s the 9/11 count so far?
This is important. I’m behind on shots.
What’s up everyone, I just signed up quickly to say: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN ST. PAUL?
I loved the ONE black guy! Is it just me or is this the most
fucking mean spirited 10 minutes ever shown on television?
Oh my God, “Ivy League education…Democrats barely mentioned 9/11…”
Seriously. I just want to punch Rudy in the solar plexus.
“I like furry bunny wang in my MOUTH.”
Hey now, I got standards. *resumes “riding” a horse on Second Life*
If he has to follow them to the gates of hell, he will defeat the liberal, sexist media.
Y’all better listen to truth my hommy is said…
All those booing please enlist.
This community organizer line of attack is so them. Of course caring about people and helping them is a joke to you, you fucking fuckwads. Bite my left one.
cindy loves baby humans.
EVERYBODY DRINK!!!!! He said “the ATTACKS of September 11, 2001!”
God, watching this makes me appreciate Bloomberg.
Sheesh, Rudy, he lead a campaign that got 18 million votes. How did you do? Hell, for that mater, how did McCain do?
What the fuck does Bin Laden have to do with Iraq, asshole?
I want Moosewench! Shut off the loser’s microphone!
And the surge worked so well we’re out of iraq! Yay! Wait, what?
PedestrianMe: No kidding. Nothing says “tasteful” like NYC-skyline-sans-WTC.
d4g33z: No, that was a typo. McLame gave in to torture and admitted that he was a SMOOTH CRIMINAL. Not a black one.
“Charlie, are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK Charlie!”
Why is that baby not in bed? Goddammit. Who are these people?
I can’t get over what a dickhead this guy is!
“Well — if America lost, who won? Al-Qaida? Bin Laden?”
No — Ming the Merciless, bitch. And a Cthulu dildo cozy.
ReverendGreen: No, they don;t want to INSULT terrorists.
Cindy is holding Trig now, looking like she might eat the baby. Ack
As a New Yorker, I would like to sincerely apologize for us foisting ferret-face on the rest of the country. Please don’t be angry with us!
Seriously, please take out your anger on Connecticut instead - they’re like right over there and they elected Lieberman.
Jerusalem to Giuliani: STFU and stop coming here
this is making me physically ill.
Can these people really be this hideously ugly?
wiretapping — “boo!”
wait…
Lock up the DARKIES!!!
I mean….
At the risk of stating the obvious, does anybody else get the feeling that the crowd’s enthusiasm for McCain is severely dwarfed by their hatred for Barry?
Drill Baby Drill? They appear to be doing a lot of that on-shore in Alaska, as the Enquirer reported today.
Looky! Cindy’s got the baby! Watch out Bristol! Before you know it she’ll have her cougar claws into Levi!
This speech racing to the bottom . . . of something. Something dark and deep.
judi and cindy are bff, totes
Haha, it’s BIDEN who needs “the VP thing” in writing? Did Biden recently claim he was pregnant?
“I’d want to get that VP thing in writing” — the Repubs can never drop Palin even if they want to now.
If I wewre Mrs. Palin…I’d want to get that v-p thing in writing.
Puta Giulani
“Our hero John McCain said I’d rather lose an election, than a war.”
Well, good. November’s almost here.
9u1iani uses his hands during speeches the way Hitler used to. Waves them around a lot, jabs his fingers.
Did someone shout “Zero!” to the question about how many times Obama has changed his mind??
“I’d wanna get that VP thing in writing.”
I have no idea what this means other than that 9ui11ani is going to kill Barack Obama.
Seriously folks, these people are too fucking sick to listen to…
Should I have another drink, or start building barricades to stop the Russian and Mexican swarrms from overrunning us in 2 years???
I heard the convention chanting Sieg Heil also! In fairness, I think the majority of the room was trying to do “Zero, zero, zero”, but it took a while before the Sieg Heil faction gave up and threw in with the zeroes
SkimLatteModerate: actually only a couple so far. but he’s just working up the crowd.
seriously, though. he’s the first person in three days that’s come even close to anything resembling exciting.
fucker.
We are all Georgians!
Go Bulldogs!!
(And the delegation from Georgia cheers…)
Goddamnit this fuckin’ rat is just pissing all over Obama. The Obama campaign had better unleash holy hell on these bastards, because this is a declaration of all out war.
He really is LOATHSOME. Just a horrible person who deserves to be punched in the face endlessly forever and ever.
And his delivery is . . . um . . . horrible. The derisive tone and the smug chuckling both add to its charms . . .
Let’s go to war in Georgia!!!! Fuck yeah!
maxfield1:
Seriously, this is the most negativity per second I’ve ever heard.
If by “we are all Georgians,” you mean “we Republicans are all rednecks,” then ok, Giuliani, ok.
Hey, they started yelling “Drill Baby Drill” and Levi and Bristol ducked out of the arena.
yeah, fuck responsibility! its all the a-rabs fault! 9/11!
Rudy’s not really cutting it with these Obama did this, then Obama did that…
I don’t think anyone in the audience really remembers any of that. “The gob’mint can’t spy on US!”
Terry: Oh, is that Trig? I was wondering if Cindy had adopted/kidnapped another baby.
…the longer he goes the lispier he gets! LMAO!
What a fucking prick.
kremla: As long as she doesn’t breastfeed. Shudder!
Ruthia hath a vetho power in the Unithed Nathionth thecurity counthil? I had no idea!
Olbermann almost saved us. ALMOST. Come back Keith! Speak to us!
I honestly can’t decide who sickens me more, Romney or Giuliani. Or Huckabee. Or the audience.
Seriously, Rudy is stomping Barry’s guts.
Seriously.
I watche 9/u11ani for 30 seconds and it felt like Fear Factor.
kremla: Cindy’s job tonight is to collect DNA from the Palin baby, the fertile males and ovulating females.
Next time call WALNUTS!?
But WALNUTS! can’t get up in the night…
Bristol is smiling about the U.N. Security Council.
OMG! OMG! OMG! Obama has “300″ foreign policy advisors. Oh noes, not advisors! We should vote for people who have no foreign policy advisors because who wants to listen to people who know shit?
Did 9ui11iani just a few minutes ago admit he changed the facts as a prosecutor in order to win cases? I bet the US Attorney would like to hear about that. Maybe not, since teh USA is likely a toe-the-line Bushie…
wtf does mr. 9/11 think he knows about foreign policy?
Yeah, call John McCain.. he’ll get confused about who the Sunni’s and Shi’ites are and totally screw things up… it’s good for a laugh.
Who is that ugly woman they keep panning to? Oh yeah that’s right, Judith Nathan.
Rudy lucked up by being in the right place on the worst day. Must I pay for it forever? Literally?
We get it: Tennessee wants to have a million of John McCain’s babies, enough with the signs, guys.
When does he put on the dress?
Wot is Cindy trying to breast feed Trip on live teevee? He won’t wake up until 3012.
AngryBlakGuy: shawn mkshane?
USA! USA!! USA!!!!
He’s a pandering shithead, like Romney, saying whatever he thinks will get the audience going.
He should stick to dinner theatre.
BTW, love the Aryan-lookin’ guy chanting USA. Thanks.
A future of bright young idiots we can continue to grind into a pulp as we grow richer and fatter finally destroying the USA for all time…
Where’s the part in the speech where Rudy talks about being pro-choice and for gay rights?
Oh, yeah, right…
Islam? really? We’re booing the nation of Islam on an internationally televised convnetion of national leaders? I may seem naive, but that seems unwise.
Others may parse the timing of “boos” and “Islam” and “terrorism” (a la “are they saying boo or bu-urns”), but it stank to high hell.
Rudy is a tiny smelly dick.
Jesus H Christ==USA USEA I AM GAY.
The future? WTF? Palin=Gun toting faster pussycat kill kill
(PBS) close-up the kid angrily chanting “USA USA USA”: Nice forehead, dude
We are all Georgians? So we were all originally part of the Soviet empire? I’m confused, Walnuts!
Rudy is making me physically ill. “John McCain got the biggest policy decision of this campaign right”? How about not getting into Iraq in the first place, Rudy? I’m sure the 4000 dead soldiers would have something to say about your statement.
stew: That’s what Bristol said. Ba-zing!
Hey, the Palins are already enlarging the Party!
At first I hated it, but that “CHOKE” ad is actually capturing all of my feelings right now.
How could Hopey call McCain? He goes to bed at like 5:30 p.m. after a warm milk and a Werther’s Original Caramel.
They had to put up a buffet spitshield to keep the first three rows dry with this nutjob’s tongue swelling out of control.
Governor Palin represents the new generation? Woohoo, teenage nookie!
And don’t forget she was MISS CONGENIALTY!!!!!!
Let’s cheer Palin because she’s the most popular governor! Let’s boo Obama because he’s drew 80,000 to a football stadium!!! Yay!! Boo!!! Huh?
Fuck you, 9ud11, the student gov’t president of my COLLEGE got more votes than Palin.
obfuscator: Because of the outright character assassination and the wild applause? Oh, you’re imagining things. Isn’t it time for your sleepy pill?
mayor of NYC = mayor of shitsville, AK
maxfield1: Very mean-spirited. It’s going to make the independents go bye-bye.
Seriously, some sympathy for Sarah. There’s gotta be a gallon of spittle all over that podium.
are they really making such a big deal about flip flopping with fabulous caribou’s bridge business?
omg rudy said cosmo!
I preferred this speech in the original German (with a hat tip to Molly Ivins)
OH FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, GIULIANI.
what the fuck kind of red meat asscock was that bullshit? who is he trying to persuade?
OH NO THEY DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s thorry that it’s not cothmopolitan and flathy enough?
“She’s been a mayor….I like that”
Could he have been any MORE Heath Ledger-Joker-ish?
Dude creeps me out.
Is he going to do a Hedwig imitation before he’s done? I love it when he vamps!
She has more executive experience than Walnuts too, shitface.
I love that “community organizer” is funny. Wow, such comical poor people, and their sitcom lives!
She’s been a mare? WHAT?
GOD. Cindy McCain is breastfeeding a retarted baby!@
Do they give the front row plastic sheeting to shield from the spittle? Like at a Galhager show?
Is it wrong that I’m hoping Cinday drops the baby?
obfuscator:
excellent observation
Is this a Third Reich rally?
Hey, why wasn’t Barack Obama president so he could have Executive Experience Oh, yeah.
Mayor:Executive experience::Bush::CEO.
Rudy has clearly given up on politics. This is his concession speech. “I can’t lead, so I might as well be the ass I’ve always been on the inside.”
Cosmopolitan enough… you mean hick, fuckwad shitty little-ass town…
PBS just had that awesome close-up of that hot blond Hitler Youth dude. Wow.
So she’s got more experience than Walnuts! so let’s get rid of him… douche
BruceLee5000: Excellent!
But I’m still feeling kinda bad about ol’ walnuts. I think his brain is not quite right.
I’ve seen everyone except Todd Palin hold the baby. WTF?
“I’m sorry her town isn’t cosmopolitan enough,” he says, as the background flashes to the NYC skyline.
And Laser Beam Death Ray Eyes Baby Stealer has the little fish picker!
Can someone give me the name of the undertaker who did Rudy’s makeup tonight?
Tell us about Walnuts’ “executive” experience! Leave out the warehouse job at Cindy’s booze store.
Johnny Zhivago: $75 large…
http://www.cityofwasilla.com/Modules/ShowDocument.aspx?documentid=485
It’s times like these when I wish someone would walk up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head. End this.
Where is Chuck Barris’ fucking gong?
Oh, yeaaahhhh, that’s right, she likes to drillll… oooooh…
There’s going to be a huge simultaneous orgasm in St. Paul the first time she says “drill” on stage…
She stands up for what’s right, like denying condoms to horny teens!
“Maybe they cling to religion there.” (Standing ovation)
Uh — Rudy — she raised taxes. And left Wasilla $22 million more in debt than before she was elected.
“She had a (whatever) approval rating. You never get that in NYC (lol)”
MAYBE YOU NEVER DID BECAUSE YOU’RE A SNIVELING PIECE OF SHIT, RUDY
Keram2: Congrats!!, you’re the first one to comment under the 9.11 clock here in Texas. You’ll soon receive a home visit from Alberto Gonzales to explain you your gift-certificate alternatives.
Negative doesn’t get this. Douche bag doesn’t get this. Wait. “Alasker” What is that?
Most popular governor… What about Schwarzenegger?
Anyone else find it odd that the Palin family isn’t applauding?
Stand up for what’s right, Sarah! Like teen pregnancy! Like ducking the investigation! Shake it, Sarah! Shake D.C.!
Rudy knows people who cling to guns - the cops he routinely let kill black people.
why is cindy holding the baby? if i was bristol i would not want the dope head touching my retarded child
Yeah, you don’t get a 80% approval rating in NYC because everybody hated your fucking cunt-rat-face.
Did Drools say “stink up” Washington?
Seriously. Can fucking November get here soon enough.
WHOO HOO!! Republicans OWN religion!!! Dems are GODLESS!!! WHOO HOO!!!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: so did Larry Craig.
Rudy Guiliani, well-known feminist
Lol, yeah, these guys are sooooo concerned about sexism in the media.
Rudy’s claiming sexism.
This really is the end times.
One final point. HOW DARE THAY? What? Jesus. You’d think meth addicts would want to make this stop.
Maverick. drink.
This cross-dressing cousin fucker needs to shut his face. It’s high time the ass cancer returns and takes this sanctimonious dicktowel down.
Bristol looks bored. These people are the extras from Pacino’s party in The Devil’s Advocate.
WHO has questioned whether Sarah has enuf time for work and children? Methinks the Repubs made all that up.
Cindy McCain is going to eat that baby!
Bristol’s looking mighty thin for 5 months along, she must take after her mother….
maxfield1: It is not just you. I though that I was just being a pussy, but no. It’s just nasty and makes them look like morans. Meanie-heads!
im about to expand freedom of my foot in your ass RUDY!!!!
Bristol’s nipples got hard when Ghouliani talked about her family.
this asshole was supposed to stop talking like ten minutes ago. I’m only awake right now cause i wanted some palin hotness, not this rodent bullshit.
YOU ARE THE PARTY OF SATAN
Shake those fists, Rudy! Shake ‘em up! Lord knows if you remain motionless for too long, you freeze up!
Rudith is really a nice guy. He would give you the scales off his back.
There are babies draped over everything.
5 months pregnant my ass!
This is all some sick scheme to steal that baby and trade its soul with John McCain’s so he can live longer. Watch out baby! That scary ol’ woman fixin’ try to suck out yo’ soul!
Awww, Rudy’s stadning up for women’s rights. How cute is that? How DARE they ask how she’ll have time to spend with her children and be VP? Well, how will she?
They’re the party that ended slavery! Obama should be grateful he ain’t sweepin da flo!
I am physically ill after that “Obama doesn’t think her hometown is cosmopolitan enough”. WTF? WTF Rudy? Sick.
…WTF, Bristol doesn’t have a baby bump?! 5 months pregnant my ass!
“How dare do they question whether she has enough time to spend with her children…”
I’m sure her children feel they see enough of her.
And as we all know men & women share exactly the same tasks in a marriage and especially when it comes to childrearing.
SayItWithWookies: Yes, a true republican.
They’re gonna shake up Washington like it’s an annoying baby!
you know what? we need an answer to this.
i hope someone does, b/c i’m not a creative type but this will work with the peasants.
I am in awe of how utterly despicable this piece of shit is.
I had to it off. It wasn’t healthy to keep watching.
Sarah Palin has executive experience in the field of BIG SALE ON TRUCK NUTZ.
Whatever. Palin got her school desk for free.
Was I the only to hear Rudy just single-handedly reframe the Iraq war as only about
al Qaeda and Bin Laden? He just said that right?? Or do I need to stop drinking whiskey
for the evening??
And then in the time it took me to log on, he was also just single-handedly indignant for
ALL woman.
Shit. I’ve got to stop drinking all together. This is getting out of hand.
True story: I used the thumb gif of rudyrat on my googletalk avatar and nearly gave my 60 year old dad a stroke.
…be a beacon?
Barack isn’t the one who shacks up with his gay couple friends, dresses up in drag and puts on shows for the Press Club. How much more big city Cosmopolitan do you get, dude?
I approve of all those things more than any of his public policy, especially his closing down of my favorite porn shops in times square when I lived in Hells Kitchen.
But making fun of Barack for being effete when he used to wear Hermes ties to work everyday (and probably had to run to Sears to buy that hellish thing he’s wearing tonight) just pisses me off.
Wow, looking at Cindy McCain smiling makes me want a painkiller.
SayItWithWookies: It’s time for the first of many adult beverages. Seriously, this is pretty sickening.
Heyyy, the party of barefoot and pregnant is coming to the defense of womens! I just puked on my keyboard!
WHORE WHORE MAYOR AMERICA”S WHORE MAYOR
MAYOR OF WHOREVILLE
SayItWithWookies: That’s logic. There is not logic or fact at a RNC Convention.
God. This IS teh Kool Aid.
BARF!!
sounded like they were booing him off the stage????
We are officially out of campaign slogans when “shake up Washington” is the best you can do.
SkimLatteModerate: Mike Bloomberg has regularly held a 70%+ approval rating, because he’s not a ferret-faced little sack of shit like Rudy.
(I have a serious man-crush on Mike and believe he should be Vice President and Treasury Secretary no matter which party wins the Presidency)
Here’s the good news. This fucking party’s key demographic went to bed an hour ago.
Not cosmopolitan = no black people.
John McCain & Sarah Palin are such mavericks they will move the Capitol to WASILLA!
what, no Sarah video? I’ve been robbed!
So, basically . . . George Bush = Islamic Terrorists (neither were mentioned at the respective conventions)
How do they get away wih all this “shake up Washington” stuff? Have the Republicans not been paying attention the last eight years? Oh — nevermind.
Viva la Cynthia: You just watch. To prove her toughness, Palin will pinch out a kid right on stage, MID-SENTENCE. SHE PLAYED BASKETBALL, MUTHAFUCKAS!
slutttttt
OMG, the indoctrination went further than I thought. Palin now has that nasty ass hairdo Cindy usually sports.
HA — I HELP SATAN — RAH!
“We’re so excited!” Hey! It’s the one an only Levi “RED KNECK” Hockey Dickswinger! He’s cute.
NOT
OMG. I must see the back of Palin’s hair. Does she have a topsy-tail or whatever the fuck those things were called? Came out in the 90’s. Flipped your pony tail inside out. I rocked it hard as an eight year old.
Oh man. It would be so sweet if as Gramma Palin walks out, if they start playing the Black Eyed Peas, “Let’s get RETARTED in Here” song.
It would work on SO MANY levels. In Utero and Outta Wedlock.
I have never heard so many half-truths, blatant lies, innuendo, and BS …. Rudy has lost it.
oh, and he spoke so long they had to cancel Sarah’s video intro … altogether now: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wait a minute. Is her 17 year old daughter pregnant? WHAT??? SLUT!!!
It seems redundant to point out what a dick Giuliani is, but I can’t help myself.
Giuliani. What a dick.
God. I hope she falls on her face. This whole thing is disgusting.
Trig’s in daddy’s arms
What, Sarah let her hair down!?! Good thing they got her in that grey nun outfit.
Hey, new glasses!
…my bad that was her sister! Page or Rack or Tire or whatever the fukk her name is!
Do you think mccain will be a maverick by not showing up after the vp acceptance sheet?
If you look away from your t.v. he sounds like Christopher Walken.
GAHHH my ears are bleeding already just from the sound of those “thank yous.”
I really thought I could stick this out, fellow ‘ettes, but I just can’t. Drink for me!
RuperttheBear: SIlly boy, that’s how them elitist east coast liberal jewboys say “Alaska!”
I bet Elizabeth Dole is sitting at home right now thinking “fuck all a’ y’all.”
Clap moar assholes. Ever stop to think, wait, WHAT HAS THIS WOMAN EVER DONE AND DO WE EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS?
My blood. Boiling. I am not happy that we’re going to have to deal with this for another 911 years.
RuperttheBear: BIG SALE ON TRUCKNUTZ AT THE WHOREMART, TWO FOR A WHORE, GET EM WHILE THEY LAST!
obviously they were handing out free vials of coke tonight
Sarah’s a traitor. What’s that flag on her collar. Not the American or Alaska flags.
Where’s her rifle? And hockey stick?
This must be a proud moment for you, Ken “Dr. Frankenstein” Layne.
“How dare they question her [ability to govern while being a mom]?? When did they ever ask a man that question??”
Um, who is this “they” of whom you speak, ferret boy? Unknown people on the internet? That’s who you’re ranting against on national TV? What’s next — “And my Wikipedia page was edited in an arguably biased fashion!”?
I thought she hadn’t been nominated yet??
How’s it possible for so few people to clap so long?
“Thank you so much!” OKAY We get it. You’re imitating Barry.
O god, that let her did it. She accepted. Cuntry first.
“Oh jeepers, this is so keen, don’tcha know… keen like a snow machine… “
Could these fuckers be any whiter? And Rudy is so full of shit I saw his suit turn brown as he was leaving the stage.
“When did they ever ask a man that question? When?”
They asked John Edwards that question, when his wife was diagnosed with cancer.
Sorry for screwing up your cute rhetorical question, you raving hate-filled megalomaniac prig.
ooh ooh wonkette….are you going to post about how the enquirier is basically saying palin is a huge slut (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_at_war_with_her_daughter_over_pregnancy_wedding/celebrity/65370)
What is up with the camera work?
They’re tossing Simple Trig around like he’s a hot potaydah.
Bristol to Cindy and now “Dad” (Tractor? TidBit? Oh yes, Todd) has him.
Bless.
porn star gone “good”
“Jaundice McCain”?
When did the Klan stop wearing hoods to rallies? They all have ties on. Call me old-fashioned, I just find it weird.
Y’know, it could just as easily be a moose up there talking, and the ‘people’ would still cheer.
I think they’re robots.
Look, wingnut and dreadfully unqualified as she is, I can’t help but feel a little thrill down my leg at the thought that the Republican party’s new standard bearer will be an attractive, nice, authentic young lady rather than douchebags like Mitt Romney or Rudy Giuliani. For this alone, America owes a debt of gratitude to John S. McCain.
did anyone see the HOTTEST VP pin???
chascates: YES! The Peggy Hill specs!!
Yep
Gidget Goes to Washington
“The pollsters and the pundits overlooked something… ”
Agreed. They overlooked how remarkably shitty the rest of the candidates were.
The GOP can keep religion. In fact, I will pay a tax to them if they take all pandering duties of bowing to the blazing saddle-back people, freeing the dems from this crazy shit.
Hell, lets pay for a little island to be built in the Pacific where they can all relocate (like Tom Monahan and his catholic-ville in FL). I’d be all for that!
She’s cute when she squints her eyes and grits her teeth all serious like.
John “S” McCain? Solja?
Refused to hedge his commitment, rather lose an election and win a war. Jes kick me in nuts.
There hubby with the retart. Cindy, she’s thinking, “hmmm. Second husband indeed.”
“A time to campaign, and a time to put our country first” — by selecting a completely unvetted and unqualified running mate.
who is this they?
JEEBUS! She’s spiking the meter there. exAXCtly. Ouch.
wow Sarah’s baby sure looks a lot like her daughter’s boyfriend…
jasonelias: Seriously, that was just full-on classless and douchey, like something you’d read on a Freeper message board than a political convention. Hopefully, it’ll just make people as disgusted as they should be.
They are going nuts for her. Their cheers are in direct proportion to how unqualified she is.
*Why do all the right-wingers call it ‘Eye-raq’???*
And, am I the only person who thinks she’s probably killer in bed?
Wooo hooo. Send em off to die!!!! USA USA USA…..fuck me!
I seriously doubt her son is giung to deploy to EYE-RACK, any more than Prince Harry went to Afghanistan.
BruceLee5000: That’s TERRIBLE!
“I’m going to talk about my family serving to shamelessly promote my political career. Track, no relation to Field, is as we speak being sent into harms way, doncha know.”
“GUN-DER-SON! GUN-DER-SON!”
They like the fact that we are at war. They like killing. They are the worshippers of Satan.
Bristols tits are HUGE.
That bitch aint even close to being knocked up. Give Tugboat Todd a chance.
You were blessed with a retart? You crazy. That’s a curse.
I want to see Piper Palin @ ~11:30PM 11/5/08
…or more likely 9/5/08 @ ~4:45PM.
O K-RIST! I’ve got special needs kid. INSURANCE DON”T COVER IT. You are a hateful bitch. I hate you. HATE YOU. What has the GOP done but undermine asdth e;lj. I’m done.
“And my eldest daughter has recently graduated into a prosperous career of breeding! Come up here honey, gee whiz..”
Children with SPECIAL needs rely on SPECIAL public education, paid for by SPECIAL money called taxes, Sarah. Unless you can afford private home-care workers while you’re busy hiring more lawyers to defend you in trooper-gate.
Honestly, this would be a perfect speech… if she were running for mayor of a small town in Alaska.
Liquid: Killer in bed?
Well, you see what happened to the kid.
Hubby’s kind of adorable. If he wasn’t a half-breed.
no need to worry friends. half those people in the convention will be dead before november anyway.
“…it all makes for quite a package!” *winky wink* “I just can’t stop tellin him to drill-baby-drill, doncha know!”
And the collective world audience throws up a little
This is so fucking cornball!
The difference between you and a bitch, Sarah? NUTHIN’!
Bwa hahahahahah!
Difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?
Careful now, you don’t want to give Michael Vick a new defense.
LuxMentis: Damn,I miss her too! Can you imagine the fun she would
be having with this? “I’m just a hockey mom who signed up for the PTA.” To quote Bill The Cat,
“Pttwww! Blech!”
I’m not sure why it took so long, but I now officially feel utterly alienated from roughly half of the country.
Of course you knew every voter, shithook! There were only 1500 of them!
Yum. Dat baby taste good.
Now she’s mocking community organizing, too? Ok, she’s dead to me, I don’t care how marginally attractive she may be.
We-uns in small towns don’t understand them big city folk with their strange ways. We think only of common things like shootin’, skiiin’, and fucking’.
hmmm….like firing those who do not agree with you and trying to get books banned…loathsome
itgetter: He’s actually 1/8 breed. But I bet he gets some kind of Eskimo pay anyway.
I got five dollars that she will be pregnant again by November.
Is it just me, or does this all sound kind of “high-school”?
Haha, I just heard a guy on NPR from the audience say “Boo, Bob Schieffer! We love you Sarah!”
Are there any black people in the hall who have not spoken tonight????
obfuscator: Now, she’s still a GILF, but it would be an angry F.
Shes a worse actor that Thompson.
Shes a worse actor than Thompson.
loudmouthredhead: Hilarious!
A servants heart…but not one who organizes and serves a community. Rather, one who was competed in beauty pageants and did sports on a local tv station. These noble pursuits build real character.
Oh McCain, look out. She’s gonna sell your jet on ebay.
Who needs a jet when you live in such a tiny state?
Thanks but no thanks, but let me hang on to that check.
But, sweetie, you took that bridge money & kept it. And your state is in the black because you’re swimming in oil revenues.
chascates: Cindy McCain?
Right now I’m willing to sell Alaska and most of our nation’s midsection to the terrorists.
AmericanValues: Overheard outside my bedroom window.
Do you think she will sell her tapes??
Did you see the pin “Hoosiers Back for the Hot Chick?
Wait, but didn’t Rudy lead me in chanting Drill Baby Drill?
I’m so confused. Crying. Softly.
chascates: One drop rule.
Starting in January, we’re gonna lay more pipe….
She’s no Jane kirkpatrick or Margret Thatcher.
that shit was painful. She better bring to the debates.
Complete scripted Pablum….. Very dull and a paean to McSame. She was just reading.
Total Gerbers
Totally scripted pablum.
Just created an account ONLY to add that Palin is TEH SUCK.
“What is it exactly that a VP does?”
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/19431/Sarah-Palin/John-McCain/John-McCain’s-Running-Mate/What-is-it-exactly-that-the-V-P-does
So awesome…
It was brilliant having Ghouliani precede Sarah Palin. With Nosferatu as the lead-in, she looks like a beauty queen all over again. Speaking of which, she could have spoken like Miss Teen South Carolina and the crowd still would have loved it after trying to comprehend a lisping string of 9/11 references.
Didn’t Wonkette used to have some kind of standards? Way back, it seemed like you had to have a worthy post in order to be accepted as a poster. What the fuck happened? Maybe my old login will still work on Gawker……
TrueBlue2: yeah, but think about that……
Behold our first openly furry president!
The mayor wears a dress!
lest we forget….
rudy in drag