Peggy Noonan Caught On Live Mic After Her Three-Highball Breakfast

Oh merciless heavens! Peggington Noonanshire MCMLXVII, our the veritable erudite PRINCESS OF WORDSMITHERY, was captured on a dastardly "hot microphone" giving voice to such uncouth sayingisms as "bullshit," about Caribou Barbie Sarah Palin! How dare she traipse about in those sullied word-knickers! [ TPM ]