Wonkette
- Maybe we underestimated this Palin gal, as she too has a media-ready batshit Nazi preacher. [Political Punch]
- Oh look, it’s a photo from a sexy clothing catalogue with theme of failure, featuring Sarah Palin modeling some hideous t-shirt celebrating the homestyle Alaskan corruption that she reformed. [Ben Smith]
- The NRA told Sarah Palin to fire her aerobics class friend, Wasilla Police Chief Irl Stambaugh, for opposing a concealed gun law. She tried to, and he sued her for doing this thing. [Crooks and Liars]
- Alberto Gonzales’ only defense for why he took home classified NSA files is that he is illiterate, which… well, fine. [TPMMuckraker]
- McCain’s hanging out with known woman Sarah Palin like six times is not convincing very many ladies to vote for him. [Political Wire]
- Romney and Schwarzenegger were both AWOL at the RNC, but guess which one sent along DVDs of every terrible movie in which he played a benevolent robot in his place? [Top of the Ticket]
I’m double posting this, but I think I figured it out.
The Babydaddy is no longer in highschool. His mom said that, but wouldn’t say why. Tonight during the speech, Sarah will announce he’s joining the military.
Now if you make fun of Sarah Palin, you’ll be asked why you hate the troops.
This political machination brought to you by the people who brought you newly popularized torture, McCain’s illegitamite black baby, Swiftboaters, and a war vet who’s a triple amputee but somehow still unpatriotic.
i’ve been watching intrade and it appears that obama has gotten a slight bump (1%) since the repubs convened.
“You know Johnny, when I told you I would attend your Ahr eN See?”
“ye-ye-yes?”
“I lied.”
Romney’s been in movies other than that one with the rats?
But, but, but, Sandy Berger did that tooo!!!!!!
If Palin’s tough enough to stand up to her aerobics class friend, just imagine how tough she’ll be when she stands up to Putin.
On that T-shirt, is “Nowhere, Alaska” an actual place? Unlike the rest of copious nowhere in Alaska? Just kidding! I know. There’s supposed to be a bridge thingie there if she pays the right lobbyists, right?
So Sarah’s inexperienced and a frighteningly ham-handed control freak. I wonder where she picked that behavior up. Let’s ask her terrified but alarmingly out-of-control children….
Thank God, I was starting to think that Republicans had stop hating on Jews and trying to ban books.
You guys have any idea how hard it is to conceal a gun in a leotard?
Holy shit, you can tell a man’s religion in those things.
In the future, the name ‘Alberto Gonzales’ will be synonymous with ‘malicious clown’.
ha ha, Peggy Noonan totally calls the Palin pick “political bullshit”
That’s awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrG8w4bb3kg
I heart her.
Somewhere, Richard Nixon is very proud of wee Sarah.
…but I don’t want America to turn into a real life Handmaid’s Tale That book was scary. Palin should have it banned.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: That’s the zip for Ketchikan. It’s a somewhere that probably should be a nowhere (kinda like Wasilla.)
So Sarah’s an evil megalomaniacal selfish divisive control-freak?
Cheney must love her.
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So Sarah Palin goes to an Assemblies of God church? I was raised in that particular “fellowship” and I can guarantee you that it means she is most likely as Kooky a Khristian as you will find. Please, Jesus, let there be YouTubes of her getting “filled with the spirit,” shaking a tambourine, speaking in tongues, and then fainting. Happened every week in my church.