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John McCain’s best friend Ron Fournier, the Washington editor of the Associated Press, has written a nice news analysis about, what else, Sexism. He notes that McCain strategist Steve Schmidt’s dismissal of the “faux media scandal designed to destroy the first female Republican nominee for the vice president of the United States Famous” is only the beginning of a terrible two-month strategy to employ the SEX CARD, because what else is there to play? More hilariously, Fournier quotes famous wartime rat-fisting mayor Rudy Giuliani *calling other people sexist.* You know, Rudy! The one who dumped his second wife in a teevee news conference, because what the fuck. [AP]
PURGE WITH FIRE
Maybe Rudy can show up in the outfit from that picture, showing his Vagina-American solidarity.
Rudy could show up in drag and still look like a more sensible pick than Palin.
Who is that fetching young woman in your post and would she be willing to serve as Vice President of the United States?
If so, please e-mail maverick@johnmccain.com
That’s not sexual transcendence!
RuperttheBear: ALL SHALL REMEMBER THE WRATH.
When will Donna Hanover be having a press conference where she simply steps up to the podium and announces, “Rudy, you are the pot.”
I didn’t see him on the teevee…but I am imagining Rudy saying those quotes wih that lisp…it’s hilarious in my head…Sylvester the cat comes to mind.
Only a complete MISOGYNIST would dare criticize the unqualified sham of VP choice Walnuts made. In case you didn’t know, he was a POW FOR FIVE AND HALF YEARS, ALAN. And that fact precludes him from having to make “calculated” or so-called “rational” decisions about which VP candidate was the most qualified to put their COUNTRY FIRST.
Giuliani has a RIGHT to be sexist! According to the Sunday Times Online regarding his ex-wife:
“Hanover was also accused of a lack of sympathy while the former mayor was battling prostate cancer, by banishing him to a spare bedroom and exercising noisily on a treadmill at 5am”.
HAH. Just like a woman to make America’s Mayor hide in shame while she burns off her sexual frustration through excercise.
Enjoy your circle jerk you woman hating pooptards!!!
Strictly for the Tardcore: Maybe Rudy can show up in the outfit from that picture, showing his
VaginaViagra-American solidarity.Fixed that for you.
Strictly for the Tardcore: I am a proud Vagina-American. Vagina-Americans for McCain-Palin!
You can’t fault john McCain for his VP pick, he spent FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in a 2×2 metal box at the bottom of a swamp, eating only a mixture of rat feces and his own pubic hair.
The camp had to pick someone who wouldn’t remand him of ‘charlie’, sending him into Vietnam flashbacks as he tried to kill his #2 with a Bowie knife.
VP’s should be off limits. Plus, if you think she’s incompetent and insane, you are obviously just a sexist.
When will Hillary come out and denounce Walnuts! for the Chelsea/Janet Reno joke? That should nail down who is the sexist one here…
Sarah Palin’s got some Twin Towers I wouldn’t mind flying my plane into. *Hi-five*.
mookworthjwilson: “Thhhufferin’ thuccotath, Mika! Whereth Joe Tharborough?”
Last night I heard any number of Republicans at the convention bring up the slutty daughter’s pregnancy, completely out of thin air.
Andrea Mitchell: “Senator Hatch, how is Gov. Palin qualified to be commander in chief?”
Orrin Hatch: “Andrea, I think it’s despicable that the Democrats are trying to make an issue of this thing that happens all the time in good American households that have teenagers.”
Andrea: “Did I miss something, or did you just have a stroke?”
…is “Sexism” the new “POW”?
Rudy is actually a good choice as the new Republican talking points appear to be noun/verb/sexism.
The whole Republican last trench of defense: a noun, a verb, media bias.
THE RIVER WILL RUN WITH THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS.
shortsshortsshorts: considering all the pregnancies, that’s actually rather gross
Cathangover: ok, nearly choked on my whole-wheat tortilla there.
Oh and for the record, does anyone actually believe that the republicans are putting “country first?” I guess I’d throw that one out there.
Is Sarah Palin really the VP?
Why do Sexist Mayors throw stones in Glass World Trade Centers?
I’m in it for the surreal.
I have faith that Sarah Palin will overcome the slings and arrows of sexism. Why, ever since the dawn of time, lo 6,000 years ago, when that snake tricked Eve into eating that apple (or whatever it was — I’m voting fig), women have been punished by being called “little lady” and “sweetie” by well-meaning but ignorant men. But just as God has helped her keep Alaska free of the Russian horde, so will He help Palin overcome the heathen media who claim she is descended from a monkey but not quite as bright.
I never knew how much Sarah got around. Everyone! knows her and loves her. She’s the best. How come you don’t know Sarah. Oh, I guess your nobodies.
Only America’s Mayor knows the hardship of being a republican woman running for the executive office.
AngryBlakGuy: No, but I hear they’re going to get the “Leave Britney Alone” girl to help Gov. Palin out.
Why does the liberal media keep talking about Palin’s mother credentials? Just because her original announcment as VP involved introducing all 4-5 of her children on stage, and just because she and her husband announced their teenage daughter’s pregnancy in a press release from the McCain campaing, that doesn’t give the media the right to discuss these things.
JadedDIssonance: whole-wheat? elitist.
SuperRounder: The “Leave Britney Alone” girl was a guy.
Also, apparently Jamie Lynne Spears sent Bristol Palin a gift basket.
Uncle Al: Rep. Ray LaHood(IL 18) was praising the Palin selection on NPR recently: she’s a party energizing reformer who isn’t a Washington insider… this pick is vintage McCain… brilliant political strategy… etc. Of course, he then admitted to never having actually met Governor Palin, but whatevs, right? She loves the unborn and knows how to hunt mooseburgers.
AmericanValues:
Is anybody really concerned that these babies are going to affect Palin’s performance as veep? No. We’re concerned that she knows FUCK-ALL about important national issues other than using moose urine to attract female elk.
tunamelt: I stand by my assessment.
SuperRounder: …the aforementioned “Leave Britney Alone girl” isn’t a girl.
AngryBlakGuy: FIVE AND A HALF KIDS, ALAN!
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders WON’T ALLOW THEM TO WRITE “FUCK” ON THEIR AIRPLANES BECAUSE IT’S OBSCENE.
Sarah Palin will work her ass off to keep contraceptives and sexual education out of the hands of teenagers who desperately need it, but it’s wrong to call her a DEMON BITCH and ask that WE HURL HER INTO A LAKE OF FIRE BOUND IN CHAINS because it’s SEXIST.
/angry bear
It makes sense. Two mayors, tested by crisis. Rudy by Muslim fanatics during 9-11 and Sarah Palin when some Indian guy tried to petition her for a loading zone in front of the Wasilla 7-11.
Botswana Meat Commission FC: Seriously!
Media: “Her foreign policy experience is exactly what?”
GOP: “You people need to stop attacking her on a personal front.”
Media: “Name an actual executive decision of import that she’s made.”
GOP: “The media is blowing this vetting issue WAY out of proportion.”
Media: “What powers over the National Guard has Palin invoked?”
GOP: “Sexist, meanie poopy-heads! Leave her alone!”
Botswana Meat Commission FC: Are you trying to tell me that getting knocked up DOESN’T qualify Palin to be the Commander in Chief of America’s Dogsled Brigade when Walnuts! kicks the bucket sometime in early 2009? I won’t tolerate your Islamoliberal-Abortionist SMEARS! This election is too important to get caught up in the so-called “issues”
Fournier’s piece referred to something called a “high dungeon”[sic].
Why are you so mean to the nice lady?
Smile and nod! Accept her as your new president!
“I was there on that fateful morning in September, and I can say with certainty that Sarah Palin did not 9/11 anyone, ever. Also, I’ve been told that that black dude’s a Murslim. Now, we all remember 9/11, when the Murslims 9/11′d us. Just something to think about. 9/11, I mean.”
I love playing sex cards. The only downside is my card deck is from the 70’s so none of the women are shaven.