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NOT SAFE FOR WORK, whatever, dumb, vulgar, ha ha, kind of funny, the Palin actress is pretty great with the nose and lipstick, whatever, good night, enjoy the deal, okay, good night forever.
VPILF
Fun Comedy, About Sarah Palin, and John McCain!
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Very perceptive video. You can tell that Sarah thinks John’s a crusty old pervert and she doesn’t trust him as far as she can spit tobaccy. (This post is for women because women know the little signs to look for):
Did you notice when he announced her as VP pick in Ohio, that his little arm kept reaching out for her? He simply wanted her to hold his hand in some kind of joint unity thingy for a photo op, and every time he did that, you could tell she sensed it and turned her back to him. I actually felt kind of sorry for him then. All the old dude wanted was for this hot chick to grab his hand so they could both raise their arms as high as his can go in some sort of solidarity thing - and she coldly refused to even his hand go near her. It said more about her than it did him.
In another clip, after a speech she gazed into his eyes and leaned in just a wee little bit, just enough for him to think she wanted to kiss. As soon as he took the bait and went in for the lips, she pulled the old switcheroo and offered him her cheek instead and she didn’t return the kiss, not even on the noncancerous cheek. Making it look of course like he couldn’t contain his lust any longer and just had to have her right then and there. That is one cunning bitch who has a PhD in how to make men look the fool. Don’t ask me how I would know the signs. Maybe for her big speech tonight she’ll throw him some better bones and try to look like a warm, affectionate person who appreciates an old fart with one foot in the grave who’s giving her the chance of a lifetime. Wouldn’t it be safe to kiss him on the cheek in front of Cindy and 30 billion viewers? But then, maybe she thinks if she gives him an inch in front of TV cameras, he’ll try to take a mile back at the hotel. Tonight will tell a lot if you know the signs to watch for.
Oh, and after being a tea-totaler all my life, I reached a new milestone and started drinking while watching the RNC last night. For real. I can’t take these old ugly stupid hypocrites or the Falin family any more. It was either start drinking or sell the tv, computer, and never pick up another newspaper or magazine. *hic*
By the way, does anybody know what books she wanted banned from the library when she tried to get the librarian fired? If one of them was Catcher in the Rye, Biden should be sure to bring that up in the VP debate.
accidental_tourist: Well. we’re serious drinkers, the frau and I, and we got good and tanked on IPA for Barackstock because we were celebrating as usual. But we faced the Thompson speech last night with a head full of water because we’re so worried about what the Ancient Enemy is going to try. I heard that the Republicans, during their spate of electing famous mediocrities in the 1870s into the 1890s, did what Horace Greeley called “waving the bloody shirt”–meaning, reminding the audience of the Civil War and the blood spilled at Antietam or wherever. Thompson sure waved McCain’s boody flight jacket like it was Old Glory, didn’t he?
Oh, the subject at hand. Liked this video a lot more than the charming but wandering v-log. Perhaps a little more plausible. But: Jennifer Coolidge, are you out there? We need you to do the ultimate Palin. You–o marvelous caricaturist of the wealthy, bosomy, brainless baba type, you who were the first very first MILF in American Pie: you must don the wig and lipstick and go get Sarah Palin as only you can. Jeez, Jennifer, you were even good in Epic Movie, for God’s sake, and who else could say that?
Get this– Palin was in the audience at her church when the crazy head of “Jews for Jesus”
said that terrorist attacks on Isreal were God’s “judgment of unbelief.” This was TWO WEEKS AGO. Suck on that, Joe LIEberman! This certainly takes Jeramiah Wright off the table….
http://tinyurl.com/5ub3sh
I’m a Navy and Marine veteran with a fine-tuned filter for propoganda bullshit. These people make me fuckin’ sick! They’re fooling themselves if they think that the active duty or retired military men and women are too naive, that they will simply forgive the stop-losses and extended combat deployments, and consider the neglect to the partial souls that returned as “water under the bridge”, and rally behind them in November.
accidental_tourist:
Dan Brown should donate autographed copies of ‘The DaVinci Code’ and ‘Angels and Demons’ to that library.
i leave for a few days and the background of this site turns pepto bismol pink? i thought i was in jezebel for a moment
Has anyone noticed that palin’s daughter’s baby’s father (whew!) looks like…
http://jallenblogs.blogspot.com/2008/09/palins-daughters-babys-father-looks.html
Joran Van der Sloot?
I think McCranky and VP-ILF will be having the following conversation in the next couple days (if not allready):
McC: I need to ask you to resign
VP-ILF: No
McC: OK, sorry I asked (cunt)
“morning joe”, made me feel guilty earlier because of the mob mentality and piling on palin .. but no, she does have such an offbeat life and past that it would be odd not to gossip about her.
ms. liberty hot stuff is appealing in many ways but you can see her statue in new york harbor. her broad skirt protects her many children. the statue should be carrying an automatic weapon and the torch.
So much for McCain distancing himself from Dubya
http://www.blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/09/02/bushies-come-to-palin-s-rescue.aspx
This is getting more bizarre by the minute. Now PaddyPower is giving odds od 8-1 that Walnutz will drop McSnowflake today - yesterday it was 20 - 1!
My intial impression of this fiasco of a convention is that the Republicans are going to play hard to their base, focus exclusively on character, avoid talking about any issue except abortion and hope that enough people won’t notice that their candidate looks like he’s ready to rip someones head off and expire from a cardiac arrest, leaving the country in the hands of a dangerous, hardline neophyte.
Maybe after McCain’s speech they’ll light off fireworks and burn the place to the ground.
I hate to say it, but I think they’re going run with her. If he admits to a mistake now they’re toast.
accidental_tourist: very inciteful…she’s going to play McCain like the high school cheerleader that she is…man, you’ve created an image that I’m not going to be able to shake until after they’ve lost the election in November; and even then it may not go away…very inciteful, but really gross…
Morning hunt, prayer, then policy meeting?
That’s how I roll.
Big Jewey jujube. Ha!
No way is she leaving the ticket, that would be it, the end. All done. Might as well concede. Never mind it already looks and feels that way…, and no matter McCain looks like he’s having PTSD moments (my father, a vet and former VA counselor thinks the stress has returned him to the box). Of course, if they really put country first, that would be the honorable thing to do.
I thought this was supposed to be funny.
Personally, I find such doucumentary footage sort of boring.
Unless it’s something from the Military History Channel.
You know, like another bio on “Michael Wittman, Tiger Tank Ace” or something similar.
Alaska!
let me be the first to welcome this actress as my new Sarah Palin impersonating overlord-ess
Palin has now asked (through her mouthpiece) to be allowed to investigate herself.
See?: Maverick.
http://www.adn.com/monegan/story/514163.html
Norbert: I agree.
We’re all angry that any sane journalist would be insane enough to think for a fleeting second that there’s any real news to be had at this so-called Republican “convention,” which in reality is nothing more than a stinking pile of rancid manure and a last collective of the desperate, pathetic, frantic and anguished cries from a dying nation of withered conservative psychotics who never really connected with the vast majority of Americans and never really connected with the vast majority of the people living on the planet Earth.
Is the actress, Alexandra Wentworth, George Stephanopoulos’ wife?
Looks & sounds like her.
accidental_tourist: One of the many, many blogs I read said the books that Palin wanted pulled were about contraception. I think that was from one of the locals. Decide for yourself if it’s true - I’ll post the link if I run across it again.
John McCain using a modern cell phone? I have a sneaking suspicion that this comedic spoof was not intended to be entirely accurate. Though it’s nice to see others answer the phone the way I do, by announcing the state they’re governor of.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
It’s all good. I like Sarah Palin. And, I came across the perfect theme song for John McCain & Sarah. It’s by Jan & Dean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsHHQGY2_KU
Here’s to the legacy of the Dems: http://theseedsof9-11.com
Glad to see McCain was just batshit crazy. And I thought he was just drunk at the time. http://agentsofgoldstein.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/mccains-secret-tapes-inside-the-palin-decision/