• February 14, 2012

Someone asked for photographic evidence of all the emptiness happening at this wiener of a convention, so here you are. The upper and club level seats in this side of the arena — each of which has a very clear view of the stage — are not even half-full. For some perspective: we took this photo around 8 p.m. local time. If we had shown up at 8 p.m. local time looking for a seat at the Democratic convention, there would have been no seats or oxygen remaining anywhere for three hours already. It would have been an insult to God to show up at 8 p.m.! Denver was so awful like that, the people and the what not.

{ 117 comments }

Delicious September 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm

I’m heading over to the Mug-Show. All drinks are on me.

Then we’ll go tip a moose.

Delicious September 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Mug-Shot.

I correct myself with what little dignity and sobriety i have left

OM September 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm

I’m watching it on MSNBC. Poor Olbermann, doing his best not to laugh every time one of these people gets on the mike to say how “energized” everyone is.

ManchuCandidate September 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm

I can feel the, uh, enthusiasm of the white people in the photo.

No wonder they brought in baby Daddy Levi. They needed seat fillers.

Guppy06 September 2, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Of course nobody is showing up live; the Republican base can’t afford gas and doesn’t get paid vacations.

Scarab September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I’m pretty sure this is a photo of a Royals game.

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

be very careful leaving the building. you might get gassed. some nasty shit going on outside. police using “chemical agents”. unprovoked, according to cnn.

Cape Clod September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

So everyone’s at the Paultard convention?

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

God bless you! And thanks for the evidence!

OMFG, this “Roger that” bullshit needs to stop. Not that I don’t think that Navy Seals are the shit, BUT that was so poorly put-together. I guess the Republicans still have the corner on overwhelming militarism.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

Holy crap. CNN.com’s keeping the shot inside the mezzanine so it looks full.

Texan Bulldoggette September 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm

[re=80003]Scarab[/re]: Yeah, I saw Fog Hat at a local club here in Austin awhile back. I think there were more people there & they were having a crapload of more fun.

Rush September 2, 2008 at 9:41 pm

They are leaving those seats empty in case any “negros” decide to attend.

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:41 pm

i’m gonna stay till the STONEY END.

Monsieur Grumpe September 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

I’m telling you, it’s St Paul. It sucks the fun out of everything. Of course, when you start with an event like the RNC that features a trailer trash VP pick with retarded speakers you get a rare Double Fun Suck.

PedestrianMe September 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Is China competing? The delegates are chanting “USA”.

And a military guy named Swindle is talking. Nuff said.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Holy crap… the Repube on stage is actually named Swindle… truth in advertising at last?

WhatTheHeck September 2, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Empty seats? Give them a break, Jim. They’re at home praying, thanking god for giving republicans the secret to family values.

Monsieur Grumpe September 2, 2008 at 9:43 pm

[re=80006]Cape Clod[/re]:
I saw a shot on the local news of the Paultard convention and it did look full.

Keram2 September 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm

God, those empty seats look like something you’d see at indoor football league game. What a fucking convention.

jagorev September 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Who was the young trollop that just made out with HW?

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm

[re=80011]Rush[/re]: Both the token Repub negros are there already I think

Vanity Smurf September 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm

[re=80000]Guppy06[/re]: snap!

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm

[re=80009]SayItWithWookies[/re]: When is someone besides Wonkette going to call bs?

omg, the Stepford 1st lady…

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm

[re=80010]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: fog hat. was bachman turner overdrive the warm up act? oh, here comes crazy eyes laura.

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Yay, Laura! The only current occupant of the White House that Republicans can stand to look at.

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm

I’ve got a bottle of Seagrams, a 40 and MSNBC. Lets do this.

beaner September 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Well, duh! They arrested everyone, everywhere that wanted to attend! Even Amy Goodman!

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Since when has Laura been Asian?

Rush September 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm

[re=80022]grendel[/re]:

yeah, I forgot, Lieberman and Hadassah

TJBeck September 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm

The first female vice president may be a Republican woman, but not Sarah Palin.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm

The Bushes are leaving so they don’t have to hear that idiot son of theirs speak.
Oh, and I noticed that Laura made it to St. Paul.

Scarab September 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm

[re=80010]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I saw Fog Hat at a local club here in Austin
I’m kinda hoping Great White plays this event.

WadISay September 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm

So the MSM is going to back to trying to make this look like a horse race, to keep up viewership. You could probably honestly say, “The excitement is building.” If I were the RNC, I would announce that Diet Mountain Dew and Pepsi Max are on the house.

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Oh, Laura. Don’t fucking patronize women. Don’t even pretend that women in the GOP are any less of a disaster than the men.

Strictly for the Tardcore September 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Yes, yes, that’s all well and good, but how are the Gay-hatin’ Old People going to pin this on the lib’ruls?

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Elaine Chao and Condi — talk about setting women’s equality back fifty years.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm

[re=80035]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Dub is sucking on a Miller and eating pretzels.

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Holy shit she tripped up when she was plugging her own fucking husband! HA!!

Oh now she will give us “facts.” a little “straight talk” if you know what I mean.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Facts? Repubs are going to talk about facts?

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm

[re=80032]DoctorCulturae[/re]: it’s the new “string lift” face lift. it’s strings with fish hook type thingy’s and they tie it all up. you’re okay until something snaps.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Cheering for Alito and Roberts? I wish a gaping maw from hell would suck down St. Paul and everyone in it…

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Dark people can read now? Oh good now she’s talking about AIDS.

Strictly for the Tardcore September 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Oh, sweet holy Jesus, I can’t wait for tomorrow’s Daily Show.

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm

[re=80042]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh, Laura. That’s right. Set up some straw men that you can burn down (“The Democrats say that black children cain’t read! Well, some black children can read better than they used to!”).

Oh, yes. Faith. Bring up faith. And AIDS. The ONE thing that Bush has done better than everything else he’s done, and yet still not done enough on.

DO NOT COOPT the CHANGE, you stupid, stupid honky idiot woman.

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm

it’s hard to tell the secret service from the log cabin republicans.

Vanity Smurf September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

National Enquirer has just put up the first of it’s Cootergate coverage. Apparently Caribou Barbie was going to make the kids get married right after the convention but Bristol said no. Enquirer knew Levi’s identity before things broke Monday morning.

Keram2 September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

OH SHIT, L. BUSH TOTALLY PLAGIARIZED THE “CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN” OBAMA MEME! WHY WON’T THE MSM REPORT THIS???!?

tacodaemon September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Jim see if you can figure out who keeps yelling “yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh” like Sloth from The Goonies

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

[re=80046]echoman2000[/re]: I looked up and thought Madam Mao was talking.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Thanks for keeping us safe by taking away our rights… yay

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

50,000,000 people are now living in, um, Freedom!

AngryBlakGuy September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

…as I said before they should have outsourced the audience to China! Not only would every seat be full they would also all applaud on cue!

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

“AMERICA HONORS YOUR SERVICE and we give you our thanks. But you gonna be there for a loooonnnnggg time more, bitches.”

babydaddy September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Never fear, just heard that Todd Palin was in Wasilla yesterday and he was on a chartered jet with Secret Service and they are bringing back Bristol babydaddy on the chartered jet. I am glad to see McCain can spend you fundraisers and donaters $$ real good….

Vanity Smurf September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

[re=80035]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Babs is voting for Barry. I’m tellin’ ya that lei on her arm was a big signal.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

Smilin’ Chimpy on to lie to us some more

whatever_dc September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

pbs just showed a wide shot and it looks like it’s barely 1/3 full!

TJBeck September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

O my god, Laura just did a little patented “W chuckle” at her own laugh line. “[helping the black Afercan AIDS homos] is change you can really believe in. Heh.”

Come to think of it, McCain does that too. Heh.

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

Oh, is that called “freedom”? I thought that Afghanistan was a “bullet-ridden hellhole”.

BUSH HAS KEPT AMERICANS SAFE, YOU WHORE? NO. Bush was on watch when we sustained our only foreign terrorist attack on US soil.

GO fuck yourself in the ear, Laura. You’re a pathetic slave to a faltering party, and I can’t WAIT to have all kinds of condom-strewn, pot-addled sex to usher in a new era of politics.

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm

i must admit…laura has one eye about three inches higher than the other one. she is pulled way too tight. here’s george coming in from outer space.

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm

That screen is rather citizen cain-ish.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm

“Remember I’m still the president, bitches! See the seal? See the podium? Yeeehaah!”

AngryBlakGuy September 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm

…maybe they are reserving those seat for Hillary’s(and now Sarah Palins) 18 million cracks? You know how late women can be; putting on their make-up and all!

whatever_dc September 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm

OMGs!!! this is soooooooooooo not live! shrub is on tape!!!

AnnieGetYourFun September 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm

Oh, Bush knows what it takes to be president, eh? An IQ of 40?

VivaLaCynthia September 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm

Did W just say that he’s reviewed the daily intelligence briefings for the past 8 years? Don’t we kind of know he’s had a problem keeping up with those in the past…?

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm

Cheney is knocking down buildings now?

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm

“I know what it takes to be president.”
You know — after eight years, I still don’t believe that.

Vanity Smurf September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

[re=80057]DoctorCulturae[/re]: In a way, she was.

catdance September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

They made him stay away!

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

[re=80075]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: At least he can put together a chain of words… sometimes.

catdance September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Here it is!

POW!

POW!

POW!

DieOnTheTurnpike September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALLEN!

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

“The angry left”??? You made us angry by being criminally incompetent, you simp!

VivaLaCynthia September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

“His arms had been broken, but not his honor.” ?? Are you kidding me?? This is ridiculous.

Also, Cindy McCain looks like she took a few too many uppers today…

Cape Clod September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=80018]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Thanks, I’m sure that they’re a lot more motivated too. Still completely bat-shit crazy, but having much more fun. Anybody over there from Wonkette?

iwillsavethispatient September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Hey! We got a mention! Go Angry Left! And why are we angry? Were we angry, say, 8 years ago?

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

cindy mccain looks like she’s laying eggs. wet slimy eggs.

catdance September 2, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Cindy is barely in the room.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:58 pm

“He speaks straight from the heart”… until I broke his spirit by starting rumors about his black love child…

shortsshortsshorts September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

I forgot how much stuffz Bush has done for us in the last eight years!

DieOnTheTurnpike September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Does Cindy even know where she is?

Delicious September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Old men who speak of victory
Shed light upon their stolen life
They drive by night and
act as if they’re moved by
unheard music
To step in time and play the part
With velvet voices smooth and cold
Their power games a game no more
And long the chance to use it

And those who dance will spin and turn
And those who wait will wait no more
And those talk will hear the word
And those who sneer will fade and die
And those who laugh will surely fall
And those who know will
always feel their backs
against the thin wall

-Ultravox

grendel September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Even Dubya’s dad can’t manage more than a respectful golf clap.

“The lessons of September 11th”… like read the damn intelligence briefings?

chascates September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Should have flown in the Gustav evacuees . . .

shoeho September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

[re=80051]Strictly for the Tardcore[/re]: Speaking of which, his guest tonight is Gov Too-Tan hisself, Charlie Crist. Ya think they’ll ask him about the wedding?

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm

9/11 — drink.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Stop attacks before they happen. That means start the attacks before we know they will attack us. I seem to remember using that logic when I was on the playground in 2nd grade.

shoeho September 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm

[re=80097]echoman2000[/re]: Her dealer canceled.

grendel September 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Dubya’s optimistic about his new ranch in Paraguay and never paying taxes again.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm

4 more years! 4 more years!

grendel September 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm

Who’s the retard yelling “yuh yuh”?

DieOnTheTurnpike September 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Students Heart McCain… french fries!

catdance September 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Is that Hadassah next to Cindy?

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm

…and Cindy has helped poor people in New Orleans rebuild their homes. Oops no no no…

Strictly for the Tardcore September 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm

[re=80104]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: [I]I forgot how much stuffz Bush has done to us[/I]

Fixed

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm

notice how they’re all sitting like four feet apart so it looks like there’s more people. is cindy going to speak again? look like laura picked out cindy’s outfit tonight. not the glamour puss from last night, poor thing. i bet her pink cast is on Ebay.

Bathroom Goblin September 2, 2008 at 10:04 pm

I was hoping they would play a video of Laura running over her old boyfriend on that big screen.

catdance September 2, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Hadassah is looking BAD
Aw, the sorrow of dreams dashed.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 10:05 pm

the simple and humble words… Whitey tighty’s everywhere!

catdance September 2, 2008 at 10:05 pm

OMG!
THEY’VE RAISED REAGAN FROM THE DEAD!!!

Monsieur Grumpe September 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm

They’re going to drill in St Paul!!!!?

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

Government off your backs… and onto your phone lines…

sweetits September 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

“fat little dutchman”
seriously?

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

FUCK REGAN…I’M SO OUT OF HERE.

Monsieur Grumpe September 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm

9/11 Drink!

Delicious September 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You’re the light in my deepest darkest hour
You’re my saviour when I fall
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do
And its me you need to show

How deep is your love
I really need to learn
cause were living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

-Bee Gees

Bathroom Goblin September 2, 2008 at 10:11 pm

Ohh look an unqualified idiot talking about an unqualified idiot.

Chuckie Jesus September 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Was out having a smoke behind work this afternoon when the RON PAUL REVOLUTION banner plane flew right over our building, headed towards downtown St Paul. “Woopdeeshit,” said my coworker.

Woopdeshit, indeed, on it all. Especially all the cop overkill downtown, I mean DAMN.

WadISay September 2, 2008 at 10:20 pm

Where is Geri Thompson? How about a little cleavage?

Norbert September 2, 2008 at 10:23 pm

didn’t W. also appear on a giant screen hovering over the Howie Mandel game show? couldn’t someone do a nice mash-up of these 2 appearances somehow?

troutblood September 2, 2008 at 10:28 pm

[re=80003]Scarab[/re]: YES!!!

freppish September 3, 2008 at 4:39 am

well looks like the republicans are really fired up about this election

KindleV September 3, 2008 at 5:24 am

Will they ship in and pay the homeless to fill in the seats on Wednesday and Thursday?

MISTAHCOUGHDROP September 3, 2008 at 8:04 am

How much are those empty seats for going on eBay? Say wasn’t Meg Whitman supposed to be the VP? How cool would that be. Well, I think she has a few too many houses, too.

I am enjoying how the talking radio heads on the right keep reminding the country that the left is really really scared of Sarah Palin (and Levi) and so all that chatter out there is proof. It’s not chatter, I wrote my friend radio man John Gibson. It’s laughter. Uncontrolled, rotflmao hilarity.

Say, drop in on my blog and leave a comment under potential VP Sarah Palin’s photo… just to let me know you care!

http://storefrontwindows.blogspot.com/

MISTAHCOUGHDROP September 3, 2008 at 8:06 am

UK bookmakers say the odds are now 14-1 Palin will drop out. They were somethign like 28 – 1 before the Baby got out other gate.

I understand Stanley Kaplan is giving Palin crash course on the Constitution, Countries and their Capitols, and what she actually did as governor of Alaska.

tennessee Jed clampett September 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm

in case you missed it, here is the “real mcCain of genius”
beer commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xR-_fvUOY

enjoy!

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