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Fail-o-Meter Day Two!
Why did mean old John McCain ruin our favorite Klondike Snow Bunny’s happy life? It’s another day, which means it’s another day of embarrassing revelations about Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin — last week she was America’s Hottest Governor, and this week she’s a disaster!

  • Bum husband Todd Palin was arrested for drunken driving in 1986.
  • Sarah Palin has hired a lawyer because this “Troopergate” thing is getting serious.
  • McCain’s people didn’t ask anybody in Alaska about the Palins.
  • The FBI says no background check was done on Sarah Palin.
  • Through her friends Ted Stevens and Don Young, Palin got $27 million in federal earmarks for her tiny suburb of 6,700 people. McCain, of course, is 100% against federal earmarks.
  • Everybody back in Palin’s hometown knew her teen-aged daughter was knocked up, and knew the Baby Daddy was 18-year-old self-described “fuckin’ redneck” Levi Johnston.

Disclosures on Palin Raise Questions on Vetting Process [New York Times]

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  • Rosalindavenue

    You know, most politicians and political parties would get her out of there… this one won’t. The fundies are 100% behind her and would rip Walnuts from limb to limb if she were pushed off the boat.

    Oh and congrats on the ad– glad to see you doing business.

  • Sharked

    So much for browsing Wonkette in public today…

  • RuperttheBear
  • Godless Liberal *

    Oh-ho-ho, I get it, premature withdrawal because if her husband had withdrawn prematurely earlier in her life, she would today be scandal-free and would already be President.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …well Joe Scarborough is saying the MSM and blogosphere are being mean to Sara Palin and her daughter.

    Awwwwww, well I apologize that her parenting philosophy blew up in her face. She has been beating the abstinence only drum for her entire(albeit short) political career and now she personally knows how affective the policy is. Sara Palin needs to get her own house in order before she tries and tells America how to run theirs, and until then put your big girl panties on and stop whining!

  • Michael Bauser

    There’s just no end to her family’s screw-ups, is there? By Friday, I expect a press release announcing “Senator McCain knew the Palins are cannibals, but believes it is a private matter.”

  • Serolf Divad

    What’s most disturbing about this (though, sadly unsurprising given our electorate) is that what most seems to attract her supporters is the fact that Palin’s thin qualifications and dysfunctional family life seem to remind them of their own. I mean fuck’s sakes, people, we’ve bankrupted the country and lost all pretense to global moral authority by electing the guy we’d most like to have a beer with, and now we’re getting ready to repeat the same mistake by going for the shallow beauty queen whose tragic life story most reminds us of our own. And yeah, I realize that we’re electing the 72 year old geezer, and not Mrs. Palin… but let’s face it… Palin’s the only thing about that ticket that seems to have energized the GOP base.

  • Nigerian Business Executive

    You missed the most telling sentence in the piece describing how the process really works: “This was really kind of rushed at the end, because John didn’t get what he wanted. He wanted to do Joe or Ridge.”

    You get that? McCain wanted to do Lieberman or Ridge, that dirty old man/typical Republican.

    And what the fuck is wrong with Wonkette? Did a carebear eat too much cotton candy and spew all over the site? Yeesh!

  • Makeithurt

    Anybody watching Scarborough this morning? YIKES!
    So apparently DAILY KOS got Bristol pregnant.
    Poor old Joe. He’s really completely losing it.

  • Sussemilch

    She’ll be celebrity boxing Harriet Miers on PPV by 2010.

  • Skip2theEnd

    I personally loved Cindy McCain’s argument that Palin’s proximity to Russia gave her oodles of relevant international experience. Because Bush’s proximity to Mexico sure did wonders for his government!

  • Terry

    Oh, you KNOW there’s going to be more coming out.

    Time to start popping the popcorn, this is going to be entertaining.

  • hatlesshead

    Guess the Repug vetting team have gone to expunge any trace of gawd knows what else in Caribou Barbie’s past. Why don’t MSM like Morning Joe get off the mistreatment of poor ol’ Bristol and talk about the rest of it. There’s plenty to be had.

    Background ad sucks a big one by the way.

  • RIred

    My favorite quote from the NY Times this morning was from one of the Palin-related articles where one of Mr. Palin’s friends explained that “…They’re not trashy people.” It has been a while since we needed to be reminded about the trashiness of GOP candidates. Hypocrisy, morality, sincerity, yes, trashiness has been notably absent from the discussion of late.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Whoa. Nice to see the ad revenue coming in… Thought I was at Jezebel for a second, I felt myself getting all bitter and everything till I remembered I’m me…

    I tell you the MSM is being pwned on Palin and Babygate et al. McPain is going to run “against” the media and suck anything and anybody into his righteous rage since he can’t run against Hopesman. This way he gets to play “Maverick” again and with a lot of pretend indignation (Hopey called it “bluster”) get the wingnuts all sexed up.

    Somebody somewhere is going to have to call bs. He and Rove are betting no one will.

  • greatgooglymoogly

    [re=78775]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yeh, but she’s purrrrty. An’ she lahks ta huuunt … an’ fiiiish … an’ aw heck, Ah’d do ‘er! Whut mordya need, ya air’gint, left coast libral homo! LEAVE SARAH ALONE!

  • obamaslamma

    I can hear the spinmasters already praising her for an unprecedented face-slap to Biden at the debate due to a family values dig. If she gets to the debate, that is. My guess is she drops out Wednesday during her “acceptance” speech, in prime time.

  • Terry

    [re=78775]Serolf Divad[/re]:
    “What’s most disturbing about this (though, sadly unsurprising given our electorate) is that what most seems to attract her supporters is the fact that Palin’s thin qualifications and dysfunctional family life seem to remind them of their own.”

    This is pretty much what keeps getting Marion Barry reelected.

  • Rush

    the vet did not vet

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    [re=78780]Skip2theEnd[/re]: Well, we haven’t gone to war with Mexico, have we?

  • ReverendGreen

    [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Does anybody know if Alaska actually does do abstinence-only education? The debate about whether it’s cosmic irony or karma or simply chickens coming home to roost would be interesting.

  • tiny mexican

    On the plus side, Kristol’s column from yesterday looks pretty funny in retrospect.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/01/opinion/01kristol.html

  • Godless Liberal *

    I think the background is the result of our esteemed editors leaving the site for two weeks in the hands of Intern Juli, who took the opportunity to make Wonkette as pretty as her dorm room.

    In all seriousness, while I can appreciate that you need to get paid and ads bring in the cash, is it really necessary to have Wonkette look like the aftermath of a Juicy Couture store explosion?

  • tiny mexican

    [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: what could he possibly have against bloggers? Oh yeah…

    http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/1/115013/6486/664/582087

  • whiteasasheet

    “A dirty-minded satrical-psychotic comedy” ad on Wonkette at the same time as McCain’s dirty-minded satirical-psychotic comedy is running? A coincidence? I think not.

  • The Incomparable Tiny Valdez

    Levi Johnston. I’d hit it in heartbeat but no way would I marry it. Choke would be a good name for Bristol’s baby.

  • ReverendGreen

    [re=78783]RIred[/re]: My favorite part is that McCain’s vetter, Culvahouse, actually revealed himself to be in charge of this Titanic (trainwreck is too lenient).

  • Skip2theEnd

    Just goes to show “googling” isn’t always the best way to pick your VP nom.

  • the cold war makes me hot

    I think McCain knew about this when he picked Palin, with the intention of getting her through this week and the nomination process. Once this week is over, she’ll bow out, and he can pick Ridge or Lieberman and not risk the floor fight.

  • Voted for Mondale

    The smart move would be to cut her loose today. She hasn’t been officially nominated yet, she can say it’s because of “family” and blame it on mean old Daily Kos and come off a little sympathetic. If they wait and throw her under the bus after all the other stuff bubbles around for a while, it will look a lot worse – so that’s obvioulsy what McCain will do…

  • Rush

    do I have a tumor or are there alot of bright colors on Wonkette due to alot more Madison Ave. advertising.

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=78790]Terry[/re]:

    Marrion Barry is a fine human being and an outstanding legislator who simply had the misfortune of being apprehended in a hotel room smoking crack with some bitch set him up. Could have happened to any one of us.*

    *Who regularly smokes crack.

  • sailingthestyx

    [re=78766]RuperttheBear[/re]: thanks for starting my day with a laugh…very good, thanks…

  • jagorev

    [re=78809]Rush[/re]: IT’S NOT A TOOMAH

  • The Incomparable Tiny Valdez
  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=78793]ReverendGreen[/re]: I’m not sure what sort of sex ed they do in AK, however one of the talking heads tossed out some interesting stats yesterday. The teen birthrate is actually declining in AK, however the incidence of sexually transmitted diseases is increasing. Looks like the word “withdrawal” might be popular on a lot of fronts, today.

  • Serolf Divad

    By the way… can someone remind me since when the Children of Politicians are off limits? Oh yeah… since a Republican Occupies the Whitehouse.

  • Delicious

    Well, Joe Biden cheered me up this morning:

    (CNN) – If Sen. Joe Biden was hurt that Republican operative Karl Rove called him a “big blowhard doofus” at an event in Minneapolis Monday, he didn’t show it.

    On hearing the news, Biden grinned and said “he’s a great American.”

  • TGY

    Help! Crimson! Colors..driving..me..insane! AHhhhhhh..

    Oh, wait, I’m already nuts. Never mind.

    Whatta bunch of lightweights. I swear, if the McCain-Palin ticket wins, I shall create my own political Siberia and exile myself to it. :p

  • Canmon (the Inadequate)

    I think every parent who has ever been embarrassed by a child is feeling empathy for Sarah Pailin right now. This will have as little affect as when Al Gore’s son got a DUI or the Bush twins got caught drinking underage or when Chelsea Clinton . . ok so some political parents do a good job.

  • superfecta

    I like the part about her previous membership in the AK secessionist party – can she start a FL one too?

  • btwbfdimho

    The Maverich and Palin both agree on giving huge tax reductions to the diaper industry, so she’s not quitting.
    “McCain/Palin ’08, a diaper change you have to believe in”.

  • Mo MoDo

    The head of the McCain post vetting team is in Walla-Wissa right now giving this speech:

    I’m Winston Wolfe. I solve problems. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie? That gives us exactly… forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Get it straight buster – I’m not here to say please, I’m here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you’d better fucking do it and do it quick. I’m here to help – if my help’s not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen. If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please… with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car-ibou.

  • RushLickBall

    This is all playin out the way the Repub men behind the curtain scripted it. Knowing they were going to lose anyway, they put up Mc to take a bullet for the team. They forced Mc to take on Palips who will be a minor casualty in the long run but her getting trampled will reenergize the Base for 2012, when Bush and Mc will be distant history and they can nominate Huckleberry, like they wanted all along.

  • Godot

    [re=78779]Sussemilch[/re]: Foxy-boxing, I hope.

  • Rush

    [re=78826]Mo MoDo[/re]:

    It’s not a bike babe, its a chopper

  • Servo

    They don’t want anyone to assault the families, but they certainly give the public truckloads of heavy ammunition.
    Levi Johnston? Mullet. Filthy “Big Johnson” or Dale Jr. t-shirt. Filthy Carhartt overalls. 10 year old tighty whiteys. Full can of Copenhagen in his mouth. I can go on…and on…

  • rocktonsammy

    wait until the media hounds find the kid that knacked up Pailin’s daughter, he’ll jump off a cliff, then sympathy will pour, its what the Repubs do. Exploit

  • 2goats

    You all are forgetting that Bastard Grandchild (with the illegitimacy created by GOP fundamental philosophy, abstinence “education” [ a.k.a. don’t f#ck]and oppostion to same gender marriage [a.k.a. we don’t even want to think about y’all f#cking] is a necessary part of the Republican VP criteria. If Bristol had not been pro-active, she would have had to go get knocked up. The GOP is all over this irony thing.

  • The Neoskeptic

    [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: you’re right. i’m glad obama is staying out of this. but we don’t have to!

    if the Palin/McCain team wants to tell US what to do in our bedrooms, we have blanket permission to talk about what goes on in THEIRS.

  • capitol hillbilly

    [re=78817]Serolf Divad[/re]: their children are offlimits unless you’re making a joke about chelsea clinton and janet reno. that’s totally fair game!

  • Guppy06

    Remember, boys and girls: you can’t talk about Bristol’s kid without being baby-murdering abortionist that eats fetuses (feti?) for breakfast.

    “Where were the condoms?”
    “Murderer!”

    And, since abstinence-only education is an actual, y’know, governmental policy issue, Dems can’t not talk about it.

    “It’s not working, teen pregnancies and STDs are still on the rise.”
    “Why do you want to kill Sarah’s baby’s baby?”

    This is quite possibly the most competent decision McCain has made in a long, long time.

  • DoctorCulturae

    [re=78828]RushLickBall[/re]: I do think there’s something to what say, but I don’t think they’re giving anything up. It’s more along the lines of “we need to salvage some local and regional races so bring in the wingnuts.” Also, we’ll do our best with our usual smoke, mirrors, and distraction tactics.

  • Strappo

    Don’t be hatin’. Todd is hot. I hope he’s on the downlow.

  • Elitist Republican Tard

    “An open secret in the close-knit town of 9,780.”

    Holy crap – from 6700 to 9780 in three days? How many Palin’s ARE there up there?

  • capitol hillbilly
  • Kingbee

    I hate premature withdrawal, in any context.

  • loudmouthredhead

    We must expect Hopey to take the high road, so kudos to you, sir. That says nothing about US however, my friends.

    [re=78836]capitol hillbilly[/re]: I looked up Bristol’s namesake: Bristol Harbor. Apparently ANY ship can drop anchor there, but if you do, that’ll be the last port you pull into.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=78798]whiteasasheet[/re]: Are they telling us we should be paying to watch the real-life drama unfolding before us, or just for the eventual DVD?

  • BigDupa

    Babygate too generic. Let’s start “Juno-Juneau gate” after the movie and the capitol.

    Who’s with me?

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=78801]Skip2theEnd[/re]: That, or by reading headlines like “America’s Hottest Governor”

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=78849]BigDupa[/re]: See the pregnancy thread. We think it had come down to either “Minge gate” or “(Broken)Water gate”

  • Mr Blifil

    Bristol is about to be Britneyed

  • Pengo

    Idiocracy really was prophetic. The right will simply out-breed the left…

  • Snarxon’s Holler

    So Bristol’s current pregnancy proves that the other baby isn’t hers, right?

    But we won’t get any proof that she’s actually preggers cause it’s a family privacy issue, right?

    Any bets on how long before she has a ‘miscarriage’, brought on by bad-press stress?

    Future quote: “THE MEDIA KILLED MY UNBORN BABY!”

  • NoWireHangers

    I must admit that I was a bit upset last Friday. But now I see that this Palin thing gets better everyday! From God’s righteous hurricane which managed to destroy the RNC without destroying New Orleans, to another notch on the bedpost of abstinence-only education, to the numerous Palin-gates that keep unfolding. You really did it this time WALNUTS! Have fun in the gutter!

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=78821]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Trolly…there’s more than just the Nat’l Enquirer fodder…the fact that was a part of an organization that wishes to have her state secede from the union, abuse of executive power, she’s a freaking pinata of fun!!!

  • limama56

    John Edwards is the real father.

  • Guppy06

    [re=78844]capitol hillbilly[/re]: Obviously ‘shopped. The real Sarah looks better in a bikini.

  • brown_recluse

    [re=78821]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Actually, I think there a frisson of sympathy shivering through everyone whose ever been completely mortified by a parent. Have you seen that picture of her holding her brother at he mom’s intro rally? The expression on her face drained all the snark out of me. Poor brat.

  • Delicious

    “The facts are funny things,” McCain said in an interview with NBC’s Brian Williams.

    “She’s been in elected office longer than Sen. Obama. She’s been the chief executive of the state that provides 20 percent of America’s energy; she has balanced budgets; she has had executive experience as governor, as mayor, as a city council member and PTA.

    “So she was in elected office when Sen. Obama was still a local community organizer. He’s never had one day of executive experience.”

  • stew

    Moving up my dead pool day: she’ll drop out Wednesday morning before her scheduled speach as word gets out on the Enquirer’s findings. Even David Brooks is suggsesting it’s time to look at a replacement and the intrade people are already betting on a back to the igloo anouncement. Gonna miss them Palins!

  • pat robertsons personal trainer

    if only cheney had a lesbian daughter, the policy failures and hypocrisy would’ve been too much for bush/cheney to have ever been elected. what? you’re kidding.

    p.s. i never agreed to this “children are off-limits” bullshit. as george carlin once said, “fuck the children.” (apparently alaskans took that literally.) but if you start making people’s private lives a part of your platform, then you open the door.

  • TheRealJimbo

    All the pink on Wonkette is making me really really angry this morning. Hard to focus on my snark.

  • NoWireHangers

    Yeah, but CAN she drop out? That was one thing about the Bush Administration, NEVER admit you are/were wrong. No matter if the towers are falling or the bodies are floating on the water. It was someone else’s fault and you’ll never testify before Congress or the terrorists will have won. If WALNUTS! replaces VP Hot Pants, it will show weakness, and prove his senility.

  • Sonic Former Youth

    [re=78863]Guppy06[/re]: And she wouldn’t wear her beehive do and glasses. I think it she might go for middle-aged mom pigtails, a la Mary Ann.

    Oh, and if I hear one more Republican man cry “sexist!” or “she would NOT be asked that if she were a man…” I’m going to have to lock myself in the bathroom and have a little cry.

  • btwbfdimho

    [re=78882]TheRealJimbo[/re]: Agree. Gracias al niño Jesus we have RSS!!

  • Canuckledragger

    Tee-fuckin’-hee. This is rich.

    That is all.

    PS – Who blew sangria chunks all over my screen? I don’t know which Wonkeditor can’t hold their liquor, but I’m lookin’ atchoo Jim Teh Gingah…

  • DoctorCulturae

    [re=78888]NoWireHangers[/re]: Precisely. Get ready for Act II: “Hurricane Smear Victims: Poor Maverick John & Poor Mother Goddess Sarah”

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=78872]Delicious[/re]: He seriously mentioned her time in the PTA? As leadership experience? I’ll admit that hell hath no fury like a bunch of parents hot under the collar about some school issue or another, but at least they don’t have access to “nuke-u-lar” weapons.

  • natteringnaybob

    News flash. Palin to be replaced by that gitterdone guy.

  • springfield_meltdown

    [re=78852]Mr Blifil[/re]: Is it really a huge surprise that poor Bristol is going to get Brittneyed? I knew a lot of kids from small towns in Arizona when I was college and all there was to do in their hometowns was get pregnant, high, or drunk, shoot things, and steal cars. If you managed to go on to college without having had a kid or killed all your brain cells it was considered being lucky. I have no idea why republicans are shocked about Palin since their constituents resemble her family life so well.

  • Keram2

    Is this the first presidential shotgun wedding? I hope so!

  • masterdebater

    [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yes, you have to love it when this stuff blows up in their faces, and then they have to pretend it would be different if only the bad parent were a democrat! Everyone knows that if this would have happened to Chelsea Clinton that the good folks over at Fox gnus would be insisting that we leave the Clintons alone…right? I personally feel that the Bush’s have been let off way to easy on their little princesses, concidering the crap they gave Chelsea about her looks. I have to blame the democrats though…you guys are just too nice! I guess that’s why I never joined a political party…I like being able to point out the absurdities, without being called a partisan. So, while we’re on the subject, that “I’m a red neck…I kick ass” stuff? It means she’ll be hiding out at the Alaska womens shelter by the time the kid is out of diapers, if Alaska red necks are like the ones in the rest of the red states.

  • KittyKatMan

    [re=78818]Delicious[/re]:
    oh jehovah above, let thine give us Palin/Biden debates. It would like watching a scene from Ichi the Killer with Biden wearing the razor shoe cut her right down the center.

  • MoodProcessor

    [re=78790]Terry[/re]:

    Levi – “Bitch set me up!”

  • DoctorCulturae

    This is a Maverick decision I can’t believe in.

  • Itsjustme

    [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Bowing to your greatness!

  • Scarab

    This is a just a plan by the GOP to focus attention away from the inevitable dead-hooker- in-delegate-hotel-room stories that will be coming up next.
    Nice convention GOP, the only way it could be worse is if they scheduled McCain’s acceptance speech during the NFL Kickoff Game.

  • Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star

    well, now, if no one taught young Bristol about the merits of making her “f*ckin’ redneck” boyfriend a condom…

    I guess no one told her about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, either.

    ALASKA CHICKS GONE WILD!

  • simetrias

    Sarah is kicking herself today! “Aw, man, I didn’t have to out the kid to clear my name about Trig’s maternity…. I just had to remind people of this camera shot of me telling the Alaska Independence Party to keep up the good work!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4iCDBIAde8

  • StrangelyBrown

    Here’s a thought: if the Enquirer comes up with the dirt that forces Palin to withdraw, should they win a Pulitzer Prize?

    Also, when did this become Bizarro World?

  • OM

    Scarborough complained that people were talking about Bristol too much, while talking about her for four hours.

  • AdRock

    But she has a retarded baby that she DID NOT abort!

  • Unindicted Co-Conspirator

    [re=78841]Strappo[/re]:
    Considering he goes out on fishing boats for weeks at a time & there’s only men on board, yeah, I think he just might be on the downlow!

    I thought I was on Page Six today instead of Wonkette.

  • SuperRounder

    [re=78797]tiny mexican[/re]: [re=78769]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Joe Scarborough is a douchebag. This cannot be said enough.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Gawker has some really nice, upstanding citizen pictures of Levi: http://gawker.com/5044198/field-guide-levi-johnston

    Yikes. I’m really starting to feel sorry for Bristol. Even beyond the whole, “My mama, don’t care ’bout me and would rather be preznit than leave me an’ mah baby be” thing.

  • Snarxon’s Holler

    Suggested campaign slogan:

    McCain/Palin 08: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

  • dilettante

    Has anyone seen this tidbit from Palin’s speech of 10/25/2007:
    “We have re-constituted the Alaska Wildlife Troopers to ensure protection for Alaska’s wildlife resources. The “brown shirts” are back – and this has added some teeth to wildlife enforcement.”

    No wonder Joel Fleischman had trouble up there.

    It is also promising that in her first speech delivered to a national audience she plagiarized. The aphorism, “A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not why the ship is built,” was delivered without attribution, although it appears to be the work of John A. Shedd in his Salt from My Attic (1928). Still less experience than Biden, but the week is young.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    So many thoughts on the topic at hand but my mind keeps wandering to the author of Fight Club (wonder why?). He addressed the National Scholastic winners last year and told the teens that he’d like to get them all drunk and naked and announced that he was staying at the Drake. Anyway. . . this Palin thing sure is fun, starting with the fact that they included Van in the little guy’s name so that he would be Van Palin like Van Halen.

    Seriously though, I can’t imagine the parent who would abandon their family in such a time of crisis. It hurts my heart that Palin has thrust her daughter, the boyfriend, the boyfriend’s family, etc. onto the national stage. Sad.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    [re=78964]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Oh, he’s a terror. He snagged a king salmon out of season.

  • thefrontpage

    Really, this pick was just one of the most stupid, dumb, idiotic, moronic, asinine, inane and completely psycho political moves in weeks from the Republicans. Just stupid. STUPID! Say hello now, please, to President Obama and Vice President Biden, courtesy of McCain and his idiot advisers. STUPID!

  • PolicyWhore

    Anyone see the pics of Bristol Palin drinking underage? She might have been prego too, based on some of the time lines.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    [re=79001]PolicyWhore[/re]: None of those pictures are of her. Guess all Alaskans look alike.

  • RuperttheBear

    I just noticed the “FAIL.” I thought we were, ya know, watch her “o” as in oRGAMS.

    She looks like a porn star in the first thirty seconds of porno. “Oh, wait. I didn’t call for a repairman. And his midget girlfriend.”

  • Merkin

    Watch Campbell Brown laugh in the face of McCain spokestwit Tucker Bounds as he tries to justify Sarah Palin as VP.

  • AfghanVet

    [re=78792]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Well, that depends on who you ask. The border towns and the border itself are now considered “non-permissive environments” by the US military and soldiers are forbidden to go to these towns on leave or pass.

  • simetrias

    [re=79019]Merkin[/re]: And she even called him “baby.” Now just imagine a MAN doing that, sweetie. Oh, wait…

    Question for McCain’s camp: Why did Palin get in a plane when her amniotic fluid was leaking?

    Answer: You’d never ask a MAN that question!

  • grendel

    [re=78964]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: We need to develop alternative energy sources and electric cars so we can sell Alaska back to the Rooskies

  • RuperttheBear

    [re=79019]Merkin[/re]: Sometimes Campbell is like a mehtarded sister in law, but here not so much.

  • irisheyes

    [re=78844]capitol hillbilly[/re]: [re=78819]TGY[/re]: oh shit- is that real?!

  • fxy

    fucking thing sucks !

  • NedPepper

    Something about let sleeping dog be, this attack on the daughter is going to blowup in our faces. The lid is going to come off on Barry and Joe’s pasts. We have a chance to win this and we’re focused on some knocked up kid. How sad are we getting?

  • Miller

    C’mon, I just heard from Dick Morris how all these scandals and personal failing make Palin more beloved and an even smarter choice by McCain. Dick Morris is always right, right? The ‘fuckin’ redneck’ vote is locked up now.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=78760]Sharked[/re]: The narrow scope of Wonkette’s subject matter may be better viewed through a resized window, if ya know what I mean. The content stays pretty much in the middle, no matter how you drag the bottom right corner.

  • PolicyWhore

    [re=79012]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Well, she also looks like any girl on the Jersey Shore in those pics too.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=78845]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Ahoy! Spoken like a true semen!

    Seaman. Whatever.

  • Carrie_Okie

    [re=78789]obamaslamma[/re]: Not likely. I mean, um… LARRY CRAIG.

  • Outstando

    With this latest VP/pregnancy plot twist, Weeds has officially jumped the shark.

  • Terry

    Huff Post is reporting that the town of Wasilla tried to recall her when she was mayor because she fired to town employees for not supporting her in the election.

    Good thing she’s nice looking, huh?

  • Golitely

    [re=79012]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: That is Levi Johnston’s sister Sadie in those pictures. I got some screencaps of her MySpace too (like everyone else) before she made it private.

    I scoured a number of the kids’ profiles in that community and they are as universally as hilarious and terrifyingly lovesable as all American kids, to be honest.

    Sadie (“Mercede”) however seems the most decent one of the lot. She likes getting wasted, cursing, listening to Lil Wayne and wants to marry Allen Iverson (according to her blog). Which means she is 1,000 times more worldly than Sarah Palin. And I bet she’s no secessionist traitor, either.

    I say she gets the replacement nod!

  • StarOfJuno

    Has anything more come out about the political consulting business SP ran in between her mayoral gig and the governor campaign? I believe it had a funny name like “cou rouge”.

  • TweetyFan

    Juneau Juno!!!

  • Damnityell

    ReverendGreen: No currently there is no abstinence only teaching, but she was a big supporter of it when she was running for Gov.

  • Fred Wertham Jr.

    I wish I could see that ad for “Cho” cuz Margaret Cho used
    to be pretty funny. But I guess you have to set your screen
    resolution to 2560×1920.

  • crankybureaucrat

    [re=79158]Terry[/re]: Didn’t know that part. She’s becoming shadier by the minute. I think folks up here have let a lot of this crap slide because she isn’t Murkowski and she promised us an additional $1200. They just interviewed someone who ran against her in 1996 for the Mayor of Wasilla. Her entire platform was pro-life. She is clearly pained as a climber.

    http://kcaw.org/modules/local_news/index.php?op=centerBlock&ID=241

    (if this link doesn’t work, sorry. I’m stoopid with links.)

  • Norbert

    [re=79092]fxy[/re]: hey, that would explain McWalnuts’ VP choice: he lost his famous temper and yelled at all his underlings: Fuck it! We’ll do it live!

  • StarOfJuno

    make sure some dough from the Choke marketing budget makes its way into the Palin Family legal defense fund!

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    Why do the Palin’s hate contraception. So much has been said about Bristol, but who gets knocked up at 43?

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    Of 4.3 million births in the U.S., just over 100,000 are to women over 40.

  • natteringnaybob

    As if they didn’t already have a good reason to do so, the whole world is laughing at us. We are so fucked.

  • snig

    This may have been covered, but it should be said:
    If only Bristol and her boyfriend had behaved just a little more like Bill and Monica, they and their families wouldn’t be going through this public spectacle. Who’s the bad role model now?

  • snig

    [re=78799]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]:
    You guys see that too? Good, I thought I was hallucinating.

  • alaska

    Sarah Palin and her family are crazy, we know them, hell somebody needs to ask her and Todd snorting some cocaine on that 55 gallon drum on Crosswind Lake – and then ask todd about his affair years ago, then ask todd about his brother JD and all the cocaine he sold as a dealer (and was arrested for it) and then ask somebody about track (their son) being forced to go in the army after his hockey coach kicked him off the team for misbehavior, Sarah is the biggest bitch and he has always sacrificed her family (look was she is doing to Bristol) for her own betterment, hell all the kids were raised by todd – sarah never gave a shit- those kids were only photo ops – hell about 6 months ago the younger one willow was caught getting to busy with some boy at 14. Those kids are left to roam unattended all the time. All true

  • spraklepeapooh

    How about this: McCain/Palin ’08 “Country First, Family Last”. I mean, what kind of person abandons their family in a time of crisis in order to get political power? That’s what made Edwards’s affair so icky.

  • Fear of a Black Reagan

    [re=78815]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]: Oh Fuck No.

  • rtcp

    She got on a plane for a 6 hr flight after her amniotic sac ruptured. That can only be some kind of conscious or unconscious desire to abort or miscarry. This was widely reported and confirmed my mainstream press when it happened in April. At least, as even a right wing nut woman that’s had any children would tell you…it doesn’t say much for her judgement. There is some political/national emergency analogy there….
    Getting on a 6 hr plane trip after your water broke is like Pres Bush taking time to finish reading the story of My Pet Goat to schoolchildren after two 737’s are flown into the NYC Twin Towers by terrorists. Oh…or flying to California to pick up a guitar while New Orleans drowns or thanking Putin for letting him know that Russia just invaded a democratically elected government before resuming his enjoyment of the olympic opening ceremonies. She’ll fit right in.

  • Canuckledragger

    [re=79098]NedPepper[/re]: Hey Putz, you’re the only one here whose been TRYING [without success one notes] to “blow up” Barry’s past.

    “We have a chance to win this and we’re focused on some knocked up kid. How sad are we getting?”

    It ain’t a chance, bub; it’s a fuckin’ certainty, thanks to McCain’s mental incontinence. Don’t be using the royal “we,” ‘coz you’ve NEVER been part of the club.

    And, yes, I’m sure you ARE getting “sad,” because you’re a fuckin’ Repub concern troll, so shove it sideways Tonypoo.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark….

  • tocute2btrue

    I hope the GOP don’t start looking into my background, It wasn’t my fault that that African ran off and left my Bastard ass.
    Mom did what she could but you know the old saying once you have gone black you can’t go back.
    If it wasn’t for Gramy and Pappy I `would have been raised by wolves.

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