• February 15, 2012

Your associate editor took a long, expensive cab ride to a party at the club Aqua, in Minneapolis, and, despite having a ticket, was rejected. SAD. Here’s what happened: this thieving piece of trash “security” tranny asked us whether we were with the media before we even entered the line, and then told us we weren’t “on the media list.” Shortly thereafter we procured our regular, non-media ticket and were about to enter until, then, this same tranny told us we could not enter because she already “knew” we were with the media. “I have the right to revoke the ticket, this is a private affair, no media,” spaketh the tranny. Well, fine. But did she think we didn’t know what was going on in there?

Ahem: TOM DELAY, THE MOST CORRUPT REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN IN HISTORY, WAS IN THE AQUA CLUB PARTYING WITH LOBBYISTS DURING HURRICANE GUSTAV. The tranny may think that no media were allowed entry, but, well, we have people inside there with cameras, so enjoy your inappropriate lobbyist-politician pictures on CNN tomorrow — during the hurricane — Ms. Tranny.

{ 24 comments }

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 2, 2008 at 1:26 am

ZOMG! Why do security guards hate America?

freppish September 2, 2008 at 1:26 am

i wonder what kind of super fancy expensive booze they have at that party

Keram2 September 2, 2008 at 1:28 am

HOW MANY PALIN CHILDREN WAS HE IMPREGNATING IN THERE? Is Trig not safe?

mookworthjwilson September 2, 2008 at 1:31 am

[re=78617]Keram2[/re]: He was using his exterminating equipment to spread the DeLay/Cockroach hybrid sperm that he formulated in his basement.

The 3-Legged Man September 2, 2008 at 1:43 am

Is DeLay what got DePalin kid pregnant? Shoulda used DeCondom.

jerryw September 2, 2008 at 1:56 am

[re=78622]The 3-Legged Man[/re]: When he goes to court, that’s going
to be his DeFence.

Jerry w

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2008 at 1:56 am

Oh — also, they arrest you for applying for a protester’s permit. Just so you know.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 2, 2008 at 2:05 am

Hey! What if Trig was born in the plane in Canada! That’s why there’s no birth record at the hospital! Yay! Here is your Canadian baby from Alaska!

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 2:13 am

tranny security sucks. obvious pre-op. no post op gender reassigned WOMAN is gonna be a security guard. coat check, maybe. depressed housewife sans house and husband, sure. but security guard? never. must of been an undercover log cabin retard moonlighting.

echoman2000 September 2, 2008 at 2:16 am

and TRIG sounds like something that requires antibiotics.

dilhavarti September 2, 2008 at 2:25 am

[re=78642]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: jurisdiction issue, ah? Sounds like international experience to me…

sanantonerose September 2, 2008 at 3:07 am

[re=78653]echoman2000[/re]: Or a calculator.

dilhavarti September 2, 2008 at 3:25 am

[re=78679]sanantonerose[/re]: Or JAWS. Just Another Wide Stance.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 2, 2008 at 3:26 am

[re=78661]dilhavarti[/re]: Yes! Here is your Infant Imigrant Forien Policy Expert Trig (other stuff) Palin!

WonkaBee September 2, 2008 at 4:44 am

[re=78679]sanantonerose[/re]: Staying up late working on Trig in school can lead to mono

Borat September 2, 2008 at 6:09 am

Trannies & GOP parties. Umm, doesn’t that go without saying?

If trannies were SECURITY, what the hell was going on inside?

Terry September 2, 2008 at 8:42 am

Look where Billy Tauzin, the super sleazy and a wee bit corrupt former US representative for that part of south Louisiana, was during the storm.

RuperttheBear September 2, 2008 at 8:52 am

He’s thinking of Jesus in that photo. True story.

Ilikepigeons September 2, 2008 at 8:54 am

Are you guys sure that security guard/tranny
wasn’t Ann Coulter?

CivicHoliday September 2, 2008 at 9:20 am

heeeeyyyyy…I woke up to a pink wonderland on Wonkette. What happened, guys? Weird redesign.

Harvey Birdman September 2, 2008 at 10:39 am

There are Republican trannies?

Unindicted Co-Conspirator September 2, 2008 at 11:47 am

If you’re going to give the kid a weird math themed name, why not Riemann, Boolean or Calculus?

Miller September 2, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Why hasn’t this guy been beaten to death in a prison shower or eaten by a pack of wolves yet?

Voodoo? Luck?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Jingo September 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm

DeLay’s wandering left eye creeps me out. Bill O’Reilly has the same thing. Are they related or did they just get that way by always looking over their shoulders, for fear that karma will catch up with them?

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