Wonkette
Your associate editor took a long, expensive cab ride to a party at the club Aqua, in Minneapolis, and, despite having a ticket, was rejected. SAD. Here’s what happened: this thieving piece of trash “security” tranny asked us whether we were with the media before we even entered the line, and then told us we weren’t “on the media list.” Shortly thereafter we procured our regular, non-media ticket and were about to enter until, then, this same tranny told us we could not enter because she already “knew” we were with the media. “I have the right to revoke the ticket, this is a private affair, no media,” spaketh the tranny. Well, fine. But did she think we didn’t know what was going on in there?
Ahem: TOM DELAY, THE MOST CORRUPT REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN IN HISTORY, WAS IN THE AQUA CLUB PARTYING WITH LOBBYISTS DURING HURRICANE GUSTAV. The tranny may think that no media were allowed entry, but, well, we have people inside there with cameras, so enjoy your inappropriate lobbyist-politician pictures on CNN tomorrow — during the hurricane — Ms. Tranny.
ZOMG! Why do security guards hate America?
i wonder what kind of super fancy expensive booze they have at that party
HOW MANY PALIN CHILDREN WAS HE IMPREGNATING IN THERE? Is Trig not safe?
Keram2: He was using his exterminating equipment to spread the DeLay/Cockroach hybrid sperm that he formulated in his basement.
Is DeLay what got DePalin kid pregnant? Shoulda used DeCondom.
The 3-Legged Man: When he goes to court, that’s going
to be his DeFence.
Jerry w
Oh — also, they arrest you for applying for a protester’s permit. Just so you know.
Hey! What if Trig was born in the plane in Canada! That’s why there’s no birth record at the hospital! Yay! Here is your Canadian baby from Alaska!
tranny security sucks. obvious pre-op. no post op gender reassigned WOMAN is gonna be a security guard. coat check, maybe. depressed housewife sans house and husband, sure. but security guard? never. must of been an undercover log cabin retard moonlighting.
and TRIG sounds like something that requires antibiotics.
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: jurisdiction issue, ah? Sounds like international experience to me…
echoman2000: Or a calculator.
sanantonerose: Or JAWS. Just Another Wide Stance.
dilhavarti: Yes! Here is your Infant Imigrant Forien Policy Expert Trig (other stuff) Palin!
sanantonerose: Staying up late working on Trig in school can lead to mono
Trannies & GOP parties. Umm, doesn’t that go without saying?
If trannies were SECURITY, what the hell was going on inside?
Look where Billy Tauzin, the super sleazy and a wee bit corrupt former US representative for that part of south Louisiana, was during the storm.
He’s thinking of Jesus in that photo. True story.
Are you guys sure that security guard/tranny
wasn’t Ann Coulter?
heeeeyyyyy…I woke up to a pink wonderland on Wonkette. What happened, guys? Weird redesign.
There are Republican trannies?
If you’re going to give the kid a weird math themed name, why not Riemann, Boolean or Calculus?
Why hasn’t this guy been beaten to death in a prison shower or eaten by a pack of wolves yet?
Voodoo? Luck?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
DeLay’s wandering left eye creeps me out. Bill O’Reilly has the same thing. Are they related or did they just get that way by always looking over their shoulders, for fear that karma will catch up with them?