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September 1, 2008

McCain Dog Is On Board With Walnuts

by Sara K. Smith  

I wanna be your dogSpotted in downtown St. Paul today: this charming little hound with a very special present for John McCain.

{ 48 comments }

grendel September 1, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

This is going to end in some Palin family sex scandal, isn’t it?

kellygrrrl September 1, 2008 at 10:48 pm

whoa! don’t let him near a Palin

Anonymous Office Zombie September 1, 2008 at 10:49 pm

Sara K. Smith, bringing us the hard news from the GOP convention.

joezoo September 1, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I don’t get what– oh, THERE it is.

anabellum September 1, 2008 at 10:51 pm

the present is for Cindy…why else does she keep bring home strays?…

Vanity Smurf September 1, 2008 at 10:53 pm

That dog is probably registered to vote in Ohio.

Ilikepigeons September 1, 2008 at 10:58 pm

OMG! Please stop it!!!
rofl!

TGY September 1, 2008 at 11:00 pm

Hm. Dog Dick Afternoon or something.

KittyKatMan September 1, 2008 at 11:00 pm

I love doggies even if he’s a fuckin republican bitch.
Keep him away from Santorum, please .

The 3-Legged Man September 1, 2008 at 11:05 pm

I knew you could find someone excited about the convention if you searched long enough.

BillyT September 1, 2008 at 11:06 pm

That almost looks like a Pig-In-Blanket with half the blanket eaten off.

itgetter September 1, 2008 at 11:10 pm

[re=78412]anabellum[/re]: Oh please. What a vile smear launched against a lovely woman. We all know she prefers ducks. Honestly!

WadISay September 1, 2008 at 11:13 pm

This dog would like to know where McCain gets his bitchz.

ManchuCandidate September 1, 2008 at 11:14 pm

You found the only one being excited about the Repub Convention.

“Asses to sniff, legs to hump, shoes to piss on.”

mr.november September 1, 2008 at 11:17 pm

Walnuts meet pinknuts.

SayItWithWookies September 1, 2008 at 11:19 pm

“I’m on board with McCain” — no wonder. That dog’s on board with anything that’s got a smaller dick than he does.

columnv September 1, 2008 at 11:32 pm

So what, everyone already knew that Cindy was with McCain. I don’t get it?

WagTehGod September 1, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Republicans are into dicks, yeah, so? I don’t see the joke here.

azw88 September 1, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Round bib for a dog?? wow, what a marketing idea!

Texan Bulldoggette September 1, 2008 at 11:44 pm

He really IS happy to see you!

cal September 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm

At least he isn’t tied to the roof of Mitt’s car.

Luke Warm September 1, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Yesterday, I went to a local festival here in Atlanta and I say a bowl of water set out by “Dogs for Obama.” Just another typical liberal handout.

dvm258 September 2, 2008 at 12:07 am

Awwww! It’s a Puggle! I love puggles!

But I love mine more. My “Libby” supports Barry.

Unfairman September 2, 2008 at 12:16 am

McCain Dog for VP.

We need another Dick in slot.

TexasCowGirl September 2, 2008 at 12:58 am

If it’s a Republican dog it has teh gay. I’ll bet he just saw Larry Craig or Charlie Christ walk by.

Semi-Literate September 2, 2008 at 12:59 am

I thought political correspondents were supposed to wear pants?

hatlesshead September 2, 2008 at 1:04 am

Which of the Palin womens is at the other end of that leash?

TexasCowGirl September 2, 2008 at 1:09 am

[re=78604]hatlesshead[/re]: Well he knows he can get laid. He smelled “slut” a mile away.

jerryw September 2, 2008 at 1:25 am

He’s all smiles and happy now, but you just wait ’til he finds out that
“on board” means on the waterboard! I’ll bet that his lipstick will
retract so far it’s going to take tweezers for him to pee.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/02/16/imagine-that-john-mccain-was-a-dog-and/

sezme September 2, 2008 at 1:35 am

Don’t know about teh nether regionz, but his face is the spitting image of John McCain. Also, he can’t raise of his hands over his head. What’s 5 1/2 in dog years?

trondant September 2, 2008 at 1:46 am

Sara, I don’t want to know what you did to get that pic, but thank you thank you thank you!

(My sides hurt.)

icedog September 2, 2008 at 2:05 am

It’s not a very impressive erection… is this what they refer to as McCain’s enthusiasm gap.

Lascauxcaveman September 2, 2008 at 2:08 am

Appropos of nothing, the last band I played in was managed by a character named Dick Dog.

dilhavarti September 2, 2008 at 3:45 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, BusNutz.

Borat September 2, 2008 at 7:24 am

Does anyone have a pooper scooper?

RooseveltFranklin September 2, 2008 at 7:44 am

If he has that longer than 4 hours, someone needs to take him to the vet.

Outstando September 2, 2008 at 8:59 am

This dog is speaking to the convention on Wednesday night. The right interrogation techniques save American lives.

23 Skidoo September 2, 2008 at 10:54 am

Out of this picture, however, is an unidentified GOP Senator with a jar of peanut butter and an erection.

phildeaux September 2, 2008 at 11:36 am

PUT THE LIPSTICK AWAY!

Harvey Birdman September 2, 2008 at 11:45 am

At least he doesn’t need Busy Bee, like those neurotic elitist democrats.

Trifocal September 2, 2008 at 12:11 pm

First off, Dr. Phil is being called in to handle the Palin family matters, lets all let him do his job. Second, look closely at the leash…that dog has been chewing on the leash. I’d say he’s planning an escape ASAP.

Miller September 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm

I knew Wonkette would finally come through on the convention related animal porn I’d been waiting for.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Rush September 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm

now i see what we’ll use to drill for oil in the N. Slope.

Rush September 2, 2008 at 2:28 pm

and one more…

that is a dog with a dick who is on a chain – Dick Chainy

Outstando September 2, 2008 at 3:07 pm

At least someone at the Republican National Convention is happy.

Jingo September 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm

That dog would rather vote for Michael Vick than John McCain.

Dolmance September 2, 2009 at 4:05 am

Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a boner.

PassionPhd September 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Lipstick on a pitbull. Palin 2008!

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