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McCain Dog Is On Board With Walnuts

I wanna be your dogSpotted in downtown St. Paul today: this charming little hound with a very special present for John McCain.


10:43 PM on Mon September 1 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

    This is going to end in some Palin family sex scandal, isn’t it?

  2. kellygrrrl says at 10:48 pm, September 1st, 2008

    whoa! don’t let him near a Palin

  3. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 10:49 pm, September 1st, 2008

    Sara K. Smith, bringing us the hard news from the GOP convention.

  4. I don’t get what– oh, THERE it is.

  5. anabellum says at 10:51 pm, September 1st, 2008

    the present is for Cindy…why else does she keep bring home strays?…

  6. Vanity Smurf says at 10:53 pm, September 1st, 2008

    That dog is probably registered to vote in Ohio.

  7. Ilikepigeons says at 10:58 pm, September 1st, 2008

    OMG! Please stop it!!!
    rofl!

  8. Hm. Dog Dick Afternoon or something.

  9. KittyKatMan says at 11:00 pm, September 1st, 2008

    I love doggies even if he’s a fuckin republican bitch.
    Keep him away from Santorum, please .

  10. The 3-Legged Man says at 11:05 pm, September 1st, 2008

    I knew you could find someone excited about the convention if you searched long enough.

  11. That almost looks like a Pig-In-Blanket with half the blanket eaten off.

  12. anabellum: Oh please. What a vile smear launched against a lovely woman. We all know she prefers ducks. Honestly!

  13. This dog would like to know where McCain gets his bitchz.

  14. ManchuCandidate says at 11:14 pm, September 1st, 2008

    You found the only one being excited about the Repub Convention.

    “Asses to sniff, legs to hump, shoes to piss on.”

  15. mr.november says at 11:17 pm, September 1st, 2008

    Walnuts meet pinknuts.

  16. SayItWithWookies says at 11:19 pm, September 1st, 2008

    “I’m on board with McCain” — no wonder. That dog’s on board with anything that’s got a smaller dick than he does.

  17. So what, everyone already knew that Cindy was with McCain. I don’t get it?

  18. WagTehGod says at 11:35 pm, September 1st, 2008

    Republicans are into dicks, yeah, so? I don’t see the joke here.

  19. Round bib for a dog?? wow, what a marketing idea!

  20. Texan Bulldoggette says at 11:44 pm, September 1st, 2008

    He really IS happy to see you!

  21. At least he isn’t tied to the roof of Mitt’s car.

  22. Luke Warm says at 11:55 pm, September 1st, 2008

    Yesterday, I went to a local festival here in Atlanta and I say a bowl of water set out by “Dogs for Obama.” Just another typical liberal handout.

  23. Awwww! It’s a Puggle! I love puggles!

    But I love mine more. My “Libby” supports Barry.

  24. Unfairman says at 12:16 am, September 2nd, 2008

    McCain Dog for VP.

    We need another Dick in slot.

  25. TexasCowGirl says at 12:58 am, September 2nd, 2008

    If it’s a Republican dog it has teh gay. I’ll bet he just saw Larry Craig or Charlie Christ walk by.

  26. Semi-Literate says at 12:59 am, September 2nd, 2008

    I thought political correspondents were supposed to wear pants?

  27. hatlesshead says at 1:04 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Which of the Palin womens is at the other end of that leash?

  28. TexasCowGirl says at 1:09 am, September 2nd, 2008

    hatlesshead: Well he knows he can get laid. He smelled “slut” a mile away.

  29. He’s all smiles and happy now, but you just wait ’til he finds out that
    “on board” means on the waterboard! I’ll bet that his lipstick will
    retract so far it’s going to take tweezers for him to pee.

    http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/02/16/imagine-that-john-mccain-was-a-dog-and/

  30. Don’t know about teh nether regionz, but his face is the spitting image of John McCain. Also, he can’t raise of his hands over his head. What’s 5 1/2 in dog years?

  31. trondant says at 1:46 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Sara, I don’t want to know what you did to get that pic, but thank you thank you thank you!

    (My sides hurt.)

  32. It’s not a very impressive erection… is this what they refer to as McCain’s enthusiasm gap.

  33. Lascauxcaveman says at 2:08 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Appropos of nothing, the last band I played in was managed by a character named Dick Dog.

  34. dilhavarti says at 3:45 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, BusNutz.

  35. Does anyone have a pooper scooper?

  36. RooseveltFranklin says at 7:44 am, September 2nd, 2008

    If he has that longer than 4 hours, someone needs to take him to the vet.

  37. Outstando says at 8:59 am, September 2nd, 2008

    This dog is speaking to the convention on Wednesday night. The right interrogation techniques save American lives.

  38. 23 Skidoo says at 10:54 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Out of this picture, however, is an unidentified GOP Senator with a jar of peanut butter and an erection.

  39. phildeaux says at 11:36 am, September 2nd, 2008

    PUT THE LIPSTICK AWAY!

  40. Harvey Birdman says at 11:45 am, September 2nd, 2008

    At least he doesn’t need Busy Bee, like those neurotic elitist democrats.

  41. First off, Dr. Phil is being called in to handle the Palin family matters, lets all let him do his job. Second, look closely at the leash…that dog has been chewing on the leash. I’d say he’s planning an escape ASAP.

  42. I knew Wonkette would finally come through on the convention related animal porn I’d been waiting for.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  43. now i see what we’ll use to drill for oil in the N. Slope.

  44. and one more…

    that is a dog with a dick who is on a chain - Dick Chainy

  45. Outstando says at 3:07 pm, September 2nd, 2008

    At least someone at the Republican National Convention is happy.

  46. That dog would rather vote for Michael Vick than John McCain.

  47. Dolmance says at 4:05 am, September 2nd, 2009

    Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a boner.

  48. PassionPhd says at 6:15 pm, September 2nd, 2009

    Lipstick on a pitbull. Palin 2008!

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