Sarah Palin Premature Withdrawal Watch!

Poor Sarah Palin! We mean, "Sarah Palin lies everyday about everything!" In any case, our beloved junior governor from Alaska is now embroiled in so many snowbilly scandals that she's probably not going to last through the week. Let's start this fun new feature, about all the ways poor Sarah is about to be tossed off the ticket, maybe.

What have the Main Stream Media discovered about Our Mrs. Palin?

• Palin was part of some loopy anti-American group of Alaskan nuts that wants tosecede from America.Why does she hate America so much?

• Palin is a big supporter of MSNBC nut Pat Buchanan, but not just because of his funny nonsense on teevee! She actually supported him in his Reform Party presidential nominations. Buchanan has criticized Washington's support of Israel ... so, that means Sarah Palin hates Jews or something! 

• SHE LIES: Why didn't Palin tell anybody (in, say, the McCain vetting team) that her teen-age daughter was about to pull a"Britney Spears' little underage sister is having a baby" deal?

• Much more, later! We are going to some Mary Matalin party, where there will be comical New Orleans crap to commemorate this convention.