Last night, your Wonkette editors visited the city of St. Paul, in Minnesota. What a glorious City Of Lights! Ha ha, not really, it was empty except for cops and military people protecting John McCain Arena. We thought this was offensive — why are the cops and military people still here when there’s a hurricane in New Orleans? Racists. Let’s check out a few more pictures from this famous twin Minnesota city that locals know as “The Boring One.”
This restaurant, “The Saint Paul,” was not boring. See all that booze, on the shelves? We drank it all, no joke. They literally have no alcohol left to serve to their customers today. Then we charged it all to Ron Paul WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION, HEY-O.
Sara was reading a book in this nice park and we fucking pulled the best prank ever. We poured two buckets of HOT LIQUID BRONZE over her. Then she got stuck! Weird. She’s probably dead by now. Ha ha, sucka.
Hey there little fella, nice grass nose or whatever.
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Shouldn’t the elephant be in a fucking canoe or something?
Guys, visit the science museum. Really. I know it’s closed until September 12, but just go out front and sit on the triceratops statue, if it’s still there. I’ll cast my ballot for you, if you do it. Oh…. and go to dinky town. It’s kinda fun.
[re=77897]columnv[/re]: Well, apparentally, the elephant should be in a plane shooting caribou or polar bears.
Will Barbie and Skipper be arriving soon?
can’t wait to watch this spectacle!
Hurricane MkKain 08
What a disgraceful coverup. That poor little bronze girl is not Sara. It’s Lucy. Lucy Palin.
[re=77906]Gimmeabreak[/re]: Is she preggers, too?
You can tell the elephant is a Republispigot by the wide stance.
Also seeing the gop sign will make me sleep better tonight.
A small topiary µ-pachyderm of St. Paul versus the gargantuan blue ursus of Denver. No match.
Spinal Tap Stonehenge issue for the GOP?
Rove impregnants entire Palin family with alien space race (white, maybe slightly greenish grey space aliens, of course) while Cheney bombs Georgia and Iran.
I know the press says it’s the weather keeping bush/cheney from the convention. the press has been saying for weeks they weren’t coming. how stupid do they think we are when, last week the press said they weren’t coming anyway and Cheney was going to Georgia to kill everybody?
An elephant made entirely out of weed? No, this can’t be an explanation for the last eight years. If they’d been stoned the entire time, the Bushies would’ve made more peace and eaten more pizza. Maybe it’s datura or henbane or something mildly poisonous.
Get down and dirty with Prince.
Th-Th-That’s a wall of booze we CAN believe in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Paul,_Minnesota
how adorable….”Pig’s Eye” went to all that trouble to post “GOP is the PIG” signs as a gracious way of orienting the six or so delegates expected to show up this week? I LOVE the curly tail on the GOPachyderm!!!
As for the newly bronzed Sara, will you drive back to Washington with her hanging from your rear view mirror? Or is there now a new gender-equivalent complement to TruckNutz? Will there be a contest to name the new vehicle adornment?
you guys should try to go to chino latino, is such a good place, but its probably booked till october
St. Paul has been fighting a losing battle with ennui for decades. It used to be the HQ of industry, railroads, lumber, full of the Irish. Now it’s largely a state government office park. However, The Saint Paul is one of the better Scotch, meat and potatoes places. Last time I ate there, they had to roll me out on a two-wheeler, like Hannibal Lector.
Geez, say “hey” to Paul Westerburg at least.
If you blur your vision a little you can see Angry Blak Guy’s avatar in the lower left hand corner of that pic.
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