Wonkette
John McCain may have just met our lovely (and experienced!) lady of Alaska, but he sure likes what he sees! Heh heh heh. Join us for a few more videos that, all in all, fully present the John WALNUTS! McCain experience to the American people on this wretched eve of destruction.
The original … the very essence of the man.
“So, uh, what’s the difference, uh, this one’s Dole? Ah never mind ….”
There it is, the entire career of John McCain, in video!
Wow, look at that butt! Ooo,steady Johnny… just hold the ring and remember the money. Ohhh, but look at that tush!
…I have a feeling that Sara Palin is going to wake up with a horses head in bed, specially delivered by Cindy!
Oh, shit that’s awesome. On that first one, at 00:52 while McCain’s checking out Palin’s toilet, he actually takes that ring right off his finger.
Wonder if Palin will name her next rug rat “Johnnie,” after his ol’ man.
He’s a maverick! He likes buttsecks with GIRLS!
Upthruster: …good thing he hasn’t been able to achieve an erection since the fall of the Byzantine empire or somebody would have been in trouble!!!
Eyes up, Walnuts. Eyes up.
Serolf Divad: Knowing Palin, it’ll be Maverick.
The original WALNUTS! video is on the short list for the Nobel Prize, or so I heard the other day when I was just “touring” Olso. Norway also likes butsecks, I have discovered, but there are many natural kinds of lube available, most made of seal oil.
I thought the exact same thing during this Dayton Dilemma. The uncomfortable smiling, checking out her can. I thought she’d finally turn around and say, “Hey, Vice President’s up here buddy”. I imagine Cindy needs to remind him who’s actually paying for this campaign and wondering how many houses Sarah and her unionized hubby have…
But that ‘do has GOT to go. She needs to see Mr. Todd over to the Hair Affair or somewhere in St. Paul and get that situation under control. It’s a wreck. If Tina Fey is going to play her in the movie, she will NOT go on screen looking like that.
I never noticed how much WALNUTS insisted on the kissing thing. Dude, she’s an adult, not your niece! Lay off with the leather-lips already. This is the kind of thing that can snowball for McCain, but that’s what happens when you make big decisions that close to closing time.
Ha-HA! One night stands…
Gopherit v2.0:
Nice…
Deserves a remix with Groove Armada’s “I See You Baby”…
Crap, I wish I was a wealthy Rupooplican so I could bet lots of my money
that her husband has some hidden camera videos of the first lady hard at work,
if you get my drift. Some one will win big in the CNN poll lottery, answering the
question on everyone’s lips (so to speak), is she a spit or a swallow?
Just asking what everyone wants to know………..
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/08/22/what-would-it-take/
I think the fine actor in the WALNUTS video is the first example of someone to go full retard and succeed.
So, I’m confused. Doe Sarah now hafta debate Cindy in the first ladies debate?
BTW, we should totally have first lady debates.
Johnny-Mac says, “Baby got Back!”
Taking off the wedding band or twisting it is such a classic somatic sign for VPILF. You’ve come a long way (from Alaska), baby. Now git back home and snatch Trig outta his real mother’s arms.
I will say one thing about McCain. His memory is going, he’s lost most of his hair and he has a body like that of a dried-out pillbury doughboy… but his vision is eagle-eye sharp, which is about the only thing keeping him from being the real-life embodiment of Mr. Magoo.
schvitzatura: Fabulous. I thought this had been lost in the early Jurassic House period but it’s so cool that it’s back.
Pssst crazy-eyes, wanna get some actual factual MSM doing like minimum half-ass on Juan!?? Oh the angles and memes we can run. Platinum!
Try this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-callously-left-behind.html
Far be it for me to be the one to defend McCain, but there’s a side shot that shows he was looking down at her notes on the lectern. He was not checking out her mommy parts.
That said, it is weird how he kept fiddling with his wedding ring, and disturbing how he chased her around the stage for a kiss. You can almost imagine him taking this poor starry-eyed impressionable young governor aside and offering to show her what he has “inside the beltway”.
McCain looks pregnant in that last video. Just saying.
He spotted the amniotic fluid drippin’…..I’d say she’ll hold it in for another day or so and then fly to Wasilla to drop another grandchild.
Whyis Walnuts playing with his wedding ring in the first video? Is this some weird Freudian shit?
WABishop: He was totally fixated on her notes because the speech was pre-written earlier in the week for whomever was chosen. She “tweaked” it the night before. He is obviously a micromanaging freak who could barely look up from reading along with her over her shoulder. The ring thing probably indicates buyer’s remorse that came over him the minute she opened her mouth.
She certainly knows how to do the thats-all-you’re-getting-you-dirty-old-man lean-in for the kiss and out quick. As a woman in Alaska she’s probably experienced at that. And as John McCain’s VP pick, she’ll probably get even better at it.
SayItWithWookies: Dad gave her lots of practice on that one.
Also, holy fuck! McCunt really fucked up here - I think I need another six cases of beer to get through Thursday now.
Tawmn: Don’t forget Juan said some of those guards in Hanoi were very homosexual. How can you keep him from checking out the undercarrage on her?
oh shit. That’s just unpleasant. Dude, untuck your shirt.
Also, after seeing this, I’m impressed by the way Bush handled the volleyball butt thing. He totally shrugged that moment off like a man who spent 15 or so years taking Spring Breaks on all the best beaches.
Any chance McCain was just reading the teleprompter there?
Am I the only one who has been looking at Peggy Hill differently in the last few days?