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I was in Iowa for the caucuses, and I remember the local Kum & Go fondly. It was not too far away from an area tavern called the Honey Hole. Iowans are perverts.
Do they have a wedding registry for the upcoming Charlie Crist/Lindsey Graham nuptials?
Well, at least you took the wraps off the speculated Jim/Sara hookup. No comment. I’ll let my full body retching speak for me.
Ah, yes… brings back adolescent memories of me and my gang hanging out at the neighborhood Splooge & Split just down the street from the Motel 69 and right across from Abe’s Rough Anal Sex ‘n Ice Cream Parlour.
http://www.kumandgo.com/careers/careers_working.aspx -
“At Kum & Go, you’ll discover that it is more than just a career! Kum & Go is a place where you can continue to learn, grow professionally and personally and be rewarded for your contribution.”
obfuscator: Iowans are perverts
Sadly no, Gladys and Elmer Iowan don’t see what’s funny about that name, not when the pigs need milking or whatever.
Serolf Divad:
Would that be Honest Abe’s Rough Anal Sex ‘n Ice Cream Parlour? ‘Cuz everyone knows he was totes gay. It was located right next to Joshua Speed’s Crates & Barrels Full of Buttfucking.
So, brothels are legit now in Iowa? Is that what that place is?
http://route66motorcycletour.com/motels.php
True fact, Iowa’s legendary woman’s basketball player: Fonda Dicks.
They don’t have irony in Iowa.
Scarab: The Iowans I stayed with were pretty cool. I was served a late night snack of peppermint schnapps and homemade beef jerky.
Kum & Go. Alas, the sad story of my life.
obfuscator: I grew up in Iowa, we call that Thanksgiving.
And the Question is “What do you have to do after
mixing Viagra and Ex-Lax?
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/men-with-glasses-will-go-to-prison-or-to-hell/
mmmmmm i love their slurpees
Scarab: And she married Richard Wacker.
No, actually she didn’t. Too bad she wasn’t governor of Alaska.
That’s nothing. We got stores here call In ‘n Out. It always makes me laugh when I hear someone say ‘I’m going to the In ‘n Out. You want anything?’
…if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m kinda tipsy(DRUNK) right now I would have a ton of snark right now. Probably something involving “Hit & Run” or “Rip-n-Dip”, something perverted along those lines. Anyone who wants to incorporate these into a comment have my blessing.
We have those where I live. Ironically, they suck.
Reminds me of the Liz Phair song.
It’s a good thing the only sponsors of this site are conspiracy-nutjob publishers, Russian websites and a pederast-owned clothing retailer.
obfuscator: even when I was twelve…
We call it the Ejac & Evac.
Little Known Fact: This is exactly what happened during Sarah Palin’s firt meeting with John McCain.
El Bombastico:
If that model was to take off her pinpoint oxford shirt, I’d
consider becoming a paying reader. Well, for a while.
And she’d get my vote to replace Jobi-wan-kenbiden.
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/6-months-max/
If there’s no major RNC festivities tomorrow due to Gustav, you *have* to drive down US 52 to Rochester to a convenience store that is, I kid you not, named Pump & Munch. (See link, get directions here ! http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/v-gallery/story/339587.html?/news/alaska/v-enlarge/story/339587-a339583-t3.html) However, if you don’t want to drive all the way to Med City, the nearest Pump N Munch appears to be here http://local.yahoo.com/info-24313785-pump-n-munch-minneapolis).
I believe this requires Wonkette’s immediate attention. Best of luck!
Wait, people live in Iowa? I thought it was more of a commuter state.
InsidiousTuna: I didn’t realize “Adult” stores and Cracker Barrel restaurants counted as residences, but what do I know?
A drive through sperm bank. Are there franchise opportunities?
as previously mentioned, driving thru kansas would have been better because not only is the trip longer but it is more boring and there are dry counties where there is no relief from the pain.
oops, talking about iowa. never been in iowa unless i made a wrong turn in omaha. nevermind.
Nobody gets the Kum & Go here in the hinterlands. That I do makes me feel like a nasty minded trampish floozyish thang, one who’s experienced more than her share of kum and go.
Kuuuuuum and go, baby. I just kuuuuummm and go. Eeeew. Just saying it sounds like spooge and other fluid ickies. As an aside, and just on general principle, all exchangeable body fluids should remain unexposed to air and out of sight.
Fact: Kum & Go is the official convenience store/gas station of the Obama campaign in Iowa.
I have a picture almost exactly like that. ‘Cept mine was taken in Wyoming.
And I always thought Austin’s “Whip In” was suggestive.