WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: TODD PALIN MAY BE LOVER OF MANY LADIES

Here's one line of an e-mail from Wonkette tipster "Little R. Hen," so secretive: "the first dude has a john edwards problem times ten zillion." You heard it here first: Todd Plain getsfour-thousand-zillion dollarhaircuts. THERE ISN'T EVEN THAT MUCH MONEY ON EARTH, and yet.