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Wonkette linguistics operative “Shih Tzu” sends us a variety of hilarious anagrams for “Sarah Palin” and “Sarah Heath Palin.” (She is named after the dead joker, Heath Ledger, which is offensive.) “Sarah Palin gets you Sharia Plan — Palin is clearly a stealth Muslim radical. Sarah Heath Palin gets you Ha Ha, Alpine Trash, which is kind of mean. It also gets you Ahh Shit, Anal Rape.” Well my stars, this Sarah Palin is no role model for our daughters. [Shih Tzu's Live Journal]
…any idea how poor ‘ol Mittens is taking it?
You sir, have made me smile for the first time today.
Here’s mine (I’m bad at this):
LARA HEAT NIPS HAHA
A secret message to the current first lady regarding swollen throbbing enflamed hot-flash ridden nipples. Um, yeah.
“Sharia Plan” is my Ramadan gift. Thank you, Jim.
AngryBlakGuy: Not well: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/29/palin_pick_leaves_bruised_feel.html
So, Shih Tzu’s Live Journal doesn’t mention the “Ahh Shit, Anal Rape”, because he says it’s uncouth, but he does send it to the Library of Congress indexed Wonkette, to be saved in perpetuity. That’s awesome.
Hmmm… no matter what, everything I look at on Wonkette comes back to buttsecs… No wonder I check it more often than porn sites! Now I know why the LoC *must* have your archives- congressfolk need to know what seduction techniques work on which party’s pages.
Ah, Slap Iran
I also like SH! ANAL HARPIE HAT…
A Plain Rash
Nasal Harpi
Ash Pan Liar
Palin / McCain: Am Nap Clinic
I.P. ANAL RASH
I got “P ANAL HAIRS”. What do I do with the P?
This trove is going to be especially valuable to that future researcher at the Library of Congress. It explains so much.
lips ran ha
Best one: Sarah Plain
sub_standard: how about - PS Anal Hair
It makes sense, really, because that’s something you would leave off the main portion of a letter. Either that or SP (as in Sarah Palin).
Hil Ran a Shat Heap
Palin / McCain
in an m-caca lip
dang, I’m not counting letters right. need more beer before proceeding further with this.
Hath anal harpies
Hah pasta inhaler
Nail a heap thrash
No anagrams, but possible nude pics of Sarah Palin.
CINDY SARAH = YA HASH IN DC
Earthquake activity off Vancouver Island yesterday warned of this. The Earth does not like it, having read McCain’s mind as he crossed a ley-line while thinking about ANWR.
Today’s seismic activity can be directly traced to the sound of the RNC’s jaws dropping.
Sarah Heath Palin = Alpha Hath Arisen
Someone call the Scientologists; their girl just arrived.
Any credit for “penis hat” with a few letters left over…..
A Inhale Thrash Pa
neocon code for “Kill Walnuts! After Proving His Manchurian Candidate Secret is his Hashish Addiction Acquired in Viet-Nam from His Christian Bondage Master, then Palin Assumes Bush’s Role as Puppet”
just watch, the New York Times will begin promoting Miss Sarah Heath as the next best thing to Marc Jacobs
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/j/marc_jacobs/index.html?inline=nyt-per
BARAK backwards is KARAB - chocolate. Coincidence? I think not.
Richard Gozinya: WHOA
Or, an ode to her “I did smoka da weed” admission: Hah! A Past Inhaler.
We need a name for these. Palin-dromes?
I, for one, I’m glad WALNUTS! picked her, dammit. She’s doable and that’s all that counts.
Richard Gozinya: Doesn’t look like her, but thanks for the boobage.
My favorite so far: Hi! Anal spar?
AngryBlakGuy:
:( 
His powerpoint presentation on his feeling’s theme is Rainy Days.
Alpine Trash is almost qualified enough to be an administrative assistant for something in the State Department. Maybe McShortEyes thought he was nominating Secretary of the President. …hahaha…uh…ug.
rollickingmadcapfarce: No! No! No! Naming them implies we might be saying them for a while…..you know, like 4 years. That’s not acceptable in my universe.
How the fuck did the neo-cons convince this country that any asshole can be president? They all need to be Raptured, stat.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: But as with the intramarital coital (mattress music) experience, she rejected it.
A taste is not enough to get you doing.
— Noelle Bush
— Cindy Lou McCain
— Gerry Garcia
Woah, this is a great coup for Walnuts! With their magical anagrams, look at what they get:
“Sharia Plan” - all of Barry’s secret Muslim terrorist friends!
“Ah Shit Anal Rape” - every 100% “heterosexual”, red-blooded Republican man who hasn’t been busted by the cops yet!
“Ha Ha Alpine Trash” - gets all ‘em Bitters in the mountains and trailer parks ridden with rage since the Dems picked the uppity Nigra candidate
KittyKatMan: I think Shih Tzu inadvertently just saved someone the effort of coming up with a xecret cervix code name for her.
rollickingmadcapfarce: My first reaction to the new was: John McCan has a lovely palindrome for Sarah: “Palin, I lap”.
The two are so cute together. They remind me of Mondale and that racist Italian-American woman he ran with.
Palin / Drone* 08
*
1: the male of a bee (as the honeybee) that has no sting and gathers no honey
2: one that lives on the labors of others : parasite
3: an unmanned aircraft or ship guided by remote control. “The robot was guided by Sharia Law”
I found more:
Piranha Heals Hat
Alpha Has Hairnet
Satan Harelip. Hah
A Tsarina Help, Hah
A Sheath Hair Plan
A Hernia Hath Pals
A Haler Shah, Inapt
A Hastier Plan, Hah
…and then the server died.
AngryBlakGuy: Mittens is PISSED.
Great work anagrammarians! My greatest disappointment is that McCain couldn’t find someone named McAbel to share the ticket.
When did Tina Fey become Alaska’s governor??
http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg
http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0804/tina-fey-01-af.jpg
Rush:
BARAK backwards is KARAB
Sarah backwards is kinda fun to think about.
“you trollop cunt”
Crap, I never was good at this stuff.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Anal parish
A sharp nail
Anal rash pi
Anal ash rip
HA! I HELP SATAN — RAH!
Satan harelip hah
A paternal shah hi
Hap a trash inhale
AxmxZ:
Yeah, no one knows what it’s like to be the sad Mittens. Watch, Mittens, and those other VP picks are going to show up the republican national funeral next week.
BTW: have your read some of those comments about Palin on the Trail link? Talk about harsh…dayaaaam.
KittyKatMan:
..are NOT going to show up.., that is.
Obiden08
I sheath anal harp.
I don’t know what it is, but I’d probably pay to see it.
ha ha
her anal pits
or, if you like, “ha ha, her anal SPIT”
make that “ah ah”. much better.
Okay, this is just weird:
He saith anal harp
Heat his anal harp
Hate his anal harp
I ate anal harp — shh!
He is anal harp hat
I ate anal arsphhh (that one I wrote with the Library of Congress in mind.)
hi, sharp anal hate (that one I wrote with anal rape in mind)
“Able was I ere I saw Elba”
nevermind.
Has Anal Rip
Anal Sip, Rah!
Has Nair Lap
hi saran lap
Pa Lain Rash
Has Iran Pal
Ha Ha, His Prenatal
Has Staph Inhaler
Inhale Hash Apart
Piranha Shah Tale
Hath Anal Sharpie
anal parish
Canmon (the Inadequate): wow, Wolfson is such a dick
I’d like to thank you all for making me start my day with a great big LOL
AngryBlakGuy:
And there were five little brothers crying on chairs
And two little kittens
And a pair of acid quittens
And a little toy white house
And a comb and a brush and a signed picture of Rush
And a blonde lady whispering Bill hush!
And a young candidate from Harvard who’s being smoking hash
Goodnight roomnies
Goodnight 30 millions of monies
Goodnight brokeback cowboys jumping on the mormonies
Goodnight light and the red balloon
Goodnight bulls Goodnight bears
Goodnight no so magic underwears
Goodnight kittens
And get the Huckout of here Mittens!”
A pirate comments on “Sarah Palin”: “Ar…anal ship.”
Joe Biden: I need job.
No really, I do.
Picture Dick Cheney with tits.
No, wait, it’ll take years to erase that image.
O.K. grasshopper, quickly as you can tell me
who is the bigger cunt?
Still Cheney, but only by a hair.
Here is my favoriate anagram for “John McCain Sarah Pailin”:
“A Maniacs Plan Rich John”
I guess even intertube anagram makers know about MCCains 8,000 zillion homes.
But also,”A Canal Ninja Porch Hims”
What of pailin’s canals is it referencing??
Perfect palin_drome for the Prisoner of W.:
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
Does “Peggy Hill” count as an anagram for Sarah Palin? Okay, so it was just an excuse to point out how much they look alike.
An internet anagram server came up with 66668 different anagrams for Sarah Heath Palin. I stopped at number 3: A Pirahnas Health. That’ll do for La Barracuda.
You heard it here first:
Vice President Sarah Palin = Partisanship Deliverance
Bristol Palin = Abort Pill: Sin
A scary one:
Lash Iran, Pa!
—
A Plain Rash.