Sarah Palin’s Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme

  not as hot as cheney

John McCain made a vice presidential choice, but no one knows her? Time to establish a complete waste-of-time TWITTER MEME in which one may use other INTERNET MEME JOKES to describe her. This is the most important Internet development since TUMBLR. Oh who are we kidding. We’re still getting over the lack of Mittens on this ticket, and it’ll take some time. [Twitter]

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65 comments

  1. Borat

    I heard she was a muzzie and grew up in the tall-e-ban and then moved to alaska cause she likes the smell of oil. Then she gave birth to a fake daughter baby cause she’s an Obama baby mama

  2. eyegoneblack

    Ok, since this will come out eventually:

    Little known fact: Sarah Palin is aware of the internet.

  3. bitchincamaro

    True, she’s not as hot as Cheney, but when I porked him, he let me cum on his barbed tail. Incendiary!

  4. AngryBlakGuy

    …this is so going to blow up in WALNUTS face. He truly did “Go FULL retard” on this pick.

  5. Noodle Salad

    Little know fact: McCain Palin can be anagrammed to: “Inca Man Clip” “Panic in calm” and “Mini Clan Cap”

  6. nyhfrog

    I made the comment that she may be a reformer of a very scary conservative sort. But it’s not like she’ll have any say in a McCain administration. I said she’s his trophy VP.

    My wife responded, “She’s his presidential Cindy.”

  7. HomoPolitico

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin defeated the armies of Mordor and destroyed the one true ring.

  8. bitchincamaro

    Looks like we’ll have to wait for October for the official whitewashed report regarding her attempted assasination of her ex-brother-in-law.

  9. Beef Supreme

    Obvious Fact That Everyone Knows: Twitter should be nuked from the internet, constantly, forever.

  10. HomoPolitico

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does not believe in global warming, evolution, or Muslim Shark-God Jesus.

  11. bitchincamaro

    Highest dollar paid for any vids or pics of Sarah and Ted Stevens trysting, or better yet, holding secret contractor meetings in the local Home Depot parking lot in Anchorage.

  12. Gopherit v2.0

    [re=75791]Mahousu[/re]: How do you think Crist feels? He almst married a woman, A WOMAN, for McCain.

  13. shortsshortsshorts

    Little Known Fact:

    Sarah Palin goes on a Walmart rotation to fuck the variety of old men greeting her at the door.

    Little Known Fact:

    John McCain was is of these greeters.

  14. The Lucky Republican

    I was sooo mad at WALNUTS!!! for not picking “Mittens” Willard Romney. But this might work out after all.

  15. damwright7

    You are all bunch of idiots that have no life. You can dream of looking like her or being with her

  16. Oscar Folsom Cleveland

    Already Vice President “Michael” Palin has alienaated the PUMAs by spitting on the gave of the late Hillabeth Clinton (D, NY)

    but now comes word up of her flip flops, paid for by the Juan McSame Shoes 527 fund….lookit the New York Times front page where she waves an obvious left-handed Jihadist flat palm signal for Barak Omar al-Queda to attack the Chicago commodities exchange: http://www.nytimes.com/

    And then, moments later, Vice President “Michael” flips right with a backhanded bitch slap to Ms “Pat” Buchannan for her drooling, slobbery kiss-up to the husband of Michelle Obama
    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/08/29/world/29cnd_palin_span2.html

    Which way is it, Palin? Right or Left? Neocon or crazyass hippie nihilist?
    This is Merika, you can’t have it both ways!

  17. SayItWithWookies

    [re=75900]damwright7[/re]: Yeah, thanks. Do you mind if I just write vile, repugnant trash about her naughty bits instead?

  18. Tybalt

    Little Known Fact : Sarah Palin’s great-grandfather once was a cabin boy on WALNUTS’s first Navy posting.

  19. Quarterback

    I know that Sarah Palin is from ALASKA, but does she HAVE TO name her kids like Santa names his reindeer..”On Bristol! On Piper! Track, On Willow and Trig!”

  20. Voyou Charmant

    [re=75900]damwright7[/re]:

    ;)

    Done and done. No seriously I was, only briefly, fapping to a VP pick. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Someone needs to provide some photoshopped boobage ASAP.

  21. DangerousLiberal

    [re=75786]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Which is why McNutter should have picked the governor of Myrtle Beach.

    Oh, shut up, Cokie.

  22. Kate

    What a bunch of out-of-touch, vile, psychos posting at this site.
    What are you, a bunch of junior high kids high from sniffing hair spray?!
    Registered just so you might just read this, and see yourself for how you’re revealing your bias/hatred on this blog.
    Registering out, won’t waste my time at this blog again.
    Oh–to the Hillary poster–yeah, you bet, “Sarah is no Hillary.”–thank God for that!!
    Sarah is a principled, fine lady.

  23. dilhavarti

    [re=76195]Kate[/re]: Hey, I want to sniff some hairspray. How do you do it? Will it grow back my hair?

  24. dilhavarti

    [re=75900]damwright7[/re]: But I have a Snickers(tm) bar.. plus a Kit Kat(tm), and a box of Milk Duds(tm). No life, you say??? HA!

  25. Inadequate Blackmail

    [re=76195]Kate[/re]: I dub thee, Won-Kate. Sorry, you’re one of us now. Get to snarking.

  26. Borat

    [re=76195]Kate[/re]: WELKOM KATE. I LUV AND RESPKETS YOU. HOW TO YOU TYPES SO GOOD? MY KEYS ONLY TYPES IN BIG-LIKE LETTERS LIKE DIS. WE JOIN ALLIANCE AND BEAT THSE WONKETTES AND THEN THEY WILL KNOW HILLERY IS THE ONLY ONE BEST TO BE PREZIDENT.

  27. rathoth

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s kegel muscles are the basis for John McCain’s energy independence plan.

  28. njdon

    [re=76195]Kate[/re]:
    dear kate,
    i wish i were a junior high kid.
    love, njdon.

    ps: you sound like my wife.

  29. VeganGoddess

    I love how Bill Maher called them “the Maverick and the MiLF”
    I guess it’s a modern day version of the Ghost and Mrs. Muir (or those old enuf to remember)

  30. jerryw

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can suck start a dog sled’s team of Huskies.
    She had to demonstrate this to McFossil to get the appointment, and the net
    result: We now know the origin of the phrase “Lucky Dog”.
    Sadly for John, we now also know why they say “You can’t teach an old dog
    new tricks”. And there isn’t an older dog on the planet. Just sayin……….

    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  31. KTHXBAI

    I’m so sad it wasn’t Mittens. It would have been awesome watching the South try to figure out if they hate blacks or Mormons more.

  32. Miller

    Little known fact: the Palin meme isn’t as good as the Chuck Norris meme that transfixed a nation and bewildered Mike Huckabee to devoting an entire plank of his platform to it. LOLPalin will take off like gangbusters. I CAN HAZ FOREIGN PAWLCY EXPRIENCE?

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  33. WIDTAP

    So 5 bucks says the hilight reel from the VP debate has Biden saying to Palin:

    “I work with Hillary Clinton.
    Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine.
    And you Mam are no Hillary Clinton.”

  34. Wee Mousie

    Sarah Palin supports shooting wolves from helicopters. No. REALLY!
    This isn’t a MEME, it’s a warning to possible supporters in the construction business.

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