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John McCain made a vice presidential choice, but no one knows her? Time to establish a complete waste-of-time TWITTER MEME in which one may use other INTERNET MEME JOKES to describe her. This is the most important Internet development since TUMBLR. Oh who are we kidding. We’re still getting over the lack of Mittens on this ticket, and it’ll take some time. [Twitter]
i will be happiest when mccain decides to bang her and they get caught.
I heard she was a muzzie and grew up in the tall-e-ban and then moved to alaska cause she likes the smell of oil. Then she gave birth to a fake daughter baby cause she’s an Obama baby mama
Little known fact: Sarah Palin has never appeared with Monty Python.
Ok, since this will come out eventually:
Little known fact: Sarah Palin is aware of the internet.
Borat: Alaska is a state — but it’s a remote, exotic location.
Mittens and Pawlenty “feel manipulated”:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/29/palin_pick_leaves_bruised_feel.html
Strung along, and then dropped for the hot chick. Poor dears.
True, she’s not as hot as Cheney, but when I porked him, he let me cum on his barbed tail. Incendiary!
Is it just a coincidence that Barry is in Beaver, PA, today? Just askin’.
…this is so going to blow up in WALNUTS face. He truly did “Go FULL retard” on this pick.
Little know fact: McCain Palin can be anagrammed to: “Inca Man Clip” “Panic in calm” and “Mini Clan Cap”
SayItWithWookies: …they live in exotic ice palaces!
bitchincamaro: …does Michelle know?!
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin.
shortsshortsshorts: Excellent.
I made the comment that she may be a reformer of a very scary conservative sort. But it’s not like she’ll have any say in a McCain administration. I said she’s his trophy VP.
My wife responded, “She’s his presidential Cindy.”
Sarah Palin, the Eskimo, has over a hundred words for “snow job.”
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin defeated the armies of Mordor and destroyed the one true ring.
Looks like we’ll have to wait for October for the official whitewashed report regarding her attempted assasination of her ex-brother-in-law.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can haz cheezburger?
I can has Veep?
Obvious Fact That Everyone Knows: Twitter should be nuked from the internet, constantly, forever.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does not believe in global warming, evolution, or Muslim Shark-God Jesus.
Little Known Fact:
Sarah Palin is Dumbledore’s gay lover.
Highest dollar paid for any vids or pics of Sarah and Ted Stevens trysting, or better yet, holding secret contractor meetings in the local Home Depot parking lot in Anchorage.
Mahousu: How do you think Crist feels? He almst married a woman, A WOMAN, for McCain.
Little known fact: Joe Lieberman did not have sex with Sarah Palin.
Little Known Fact:
Sarah Palin goes on a Walmart rotation to fuck the variety of old men greeting her at the door.
Little Known Fact:
John McCain was is of these greeters.
Sarah Palin: I Can Haz VPOTUS Nowz?
cal:
You sunk my goddamned battleship.
I was sooo mad at WALNUTS!!! for not picking “Mittens” Willard Romney. But this might work out after all.
You are all bunch of idiots that have no life. You can dream of looking like her or being with her
damwright7: Wow, you are so right.
Already Vice President “Michael” Palin has alienaated the PUMAs by spitting on the gave of the late Hillabeth Clinton (D, NY)
but now comes word up of her flip flops, paid for by the Juan McSame Shoes 527 fund….lookit the New York Times front page where she waves an obvious left-handed Jihadist flat palm signal for Barak Omar al-Queda to attack the Chicago commodities exchange: http://www.nytimes.com/
And then, moments later, Vice President “Michael” flips right with a backhanded bitch slap to Ms “Pat” Buchannan for her drooling, slobbery kiss-up to the husband of Michelle Obama
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/08/29/world/29cnd_palin_span2.html
Which way is it, Palin? Right or Left? Neocon or crazyass hippie nihilist?
This is Merika, you can’t have it both ways!
damwright7: Yeah, thanks. Do you mind if I just write vile, repugnant trash about her naughty bits instead?
shortsshortsshorts: FULL WIN.
Little Known Fact : Sarah Palin’s great-grandfather once was a cabin boy on WALNUTS’s first Navy posting.
My guess is that McCain just shone his spotlight on another Republicans hot potatoe head.
I know that Sarah Palin is from ALASKA, but does she HAVE TO name her kids like Santa names his reindeer..”On Bristol! On Piper! Track, On Willow and Trig!”
damwright7:
Done and done. No seriously I was, only briefly, fapping to a VP pick. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Someone needs to provide some photoshopped boobage ASAP.
I’m thinking her vetting process was just like Sharon Stone in Basic Instink.
SayItWithWookies: Which is why McNutter should have picked the governor of Myrtle Beach.
Oh, shut up, Cokie.
damwright7: Christ, that’s a big bug up your ass today.
What a bunch of out-of-touch, vile, psychos posting at this site.
What are you, a bunch of junior high kids high from sniffing hair spray?!
Registered just so you might just read this, and see yourself for how you’re revealing your bias/hatred on this blog.
Registering out, won’t waste my time at this blog again.
Oh–to the Hillary poster–yeah, you bet, “Sarah is no Hillary.”–thank God for that!!
Sarah is a principled, fine lady.
Kate: Little known fact: Yes!
Kate: C-ya.Good luck getting Raptured!
Kate: Excellent news that you won’t be back.
Kate: Hey, I want to sniff some hairspray. How do you do it? Will it grow back my hair?
damwright7: But I have a Snickers(tm) bar.. plus a Kit Kat(tm), and a box of Milk Duds(tm). No life, you say??? HA!
Kate: I dub thee, Won-Kate. Sorry, you’re one of us now. Get to snarking.
Kate: WELKOM KATE. I LUV AND RESPKETS YOU. HOW TO YOU TYPES SO GOOD? MY KEYS ONLY TYPES IN BIG-LIKE LETTERS LIKE DIS. WE JOIN ALLIANCE AND BEAT THSE WONKETTES AND THEN THEY WILL KNOW HILLERY IS THE ONLY ONE BEST TO BE PREZIDENT.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s kegel muscles are the basis for John McCain’s energy independence plan.
i always catch her tv show, 30 rock.
Kate:
dear kate,
i wish i were a junior high kid.
love, njdon.
ps: you sound like my wife.
I love how Bill Maher called them “the Maverick and the MiLF”
I guess it’s a modern day version of the Ghost and Mrs. Muir (or those old enuf to remember)
Kate:
I’ll light a fart in your memory, tonight.
little known fact: Sarah Palin is a series of tubes
Sarah Palin is Tina Fey’s mom.
Sarah Palin wanted to leave a comment but there isn’t a place to put one in.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can suck start a dog sled’s team of Huskies.
She had to demonstrate this to McFossil to get the appointment, and the net
result: We now know the origin of the phrase “Lucky Dog”.
Sadly for John, we now also know why they say “You can’t teach an old dog
new tricks”. And there isn’t an older dog on the planet. Just sayin……….
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Little Known Fact: The Wonkette logo is sooo Sarah Palin.
I’m so sad it wasn’t Mittens. It would have been awesome watching the South try to figure out if they hate blacks or Mormons more.
Little known fact: the Palin meme isn’t as good as the Chuck Norris meme that transfixed a nation and bewildered Mike Huckabee to devoting an entire plank of his platform to it. LOLPalin will take off like gangbusters. I CAN HAZ FOREIGN PAWLCY EXPRIENCE?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
So 5 bucks says the hilight reel from the VP debate has Biden saying to Palin:
“I work with Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine.
And you Mam are no Hillary Clinton.”
Sarah Palin supports shooting wolves from helicopters. No. REALLY!
This isn’t a MEME, it’s a warning to possible supporters in the construction business.
I have finally found Wonkette. I love you all. Except Kate, the ignorant slut.