NOT AS HOT AS CHENEY  5:58 pm August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin’s Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme

by Jim Newell

John McCain made a vice presidential choice, but no one knows her? Time to establish a complete waste-of-time TWITTER MEME in which one may use other INTERNET MEME JOKES to describe her. This is the most important Internet development since TUMBLR. Oh who are we kidding. We’re still getting over the lack of Mittens on this ticket, and it’ll take some time. [Twitter]

 

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capt. tim August 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm

i will be happiest when mccain decides to bang her and they get caught.

Borat August 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm

I heard she was a muzzie and grew up in the tall-e-ban and then moved to alaska cause she likes the smell of oil. Then she gave birth to a fake daughter baby cause she’s an Obama baby mama

sezme August 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Little known fact: Sarah Palin has never appeared with Monty Python.

eyegoneblack August 29, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Ok, since this will come out eventually:

Little known fact: Sarah Palin is aware of the internet.

SayItWithWookies August 29, 2008 at 6:06 pm

[re=75783]Borat[/re]: Alaska is a state — but it’s a remote, exotic location.

Mahousu August 29, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Mittens and Pawlenty “feel manipulated”:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/29/palin_pick_leaves_bruised_feel.html

Strung along, and then dropped for the hot chick. Poor dears.

bitchincamaro August 29, 2008 at 6:13 pm

True, she’s not as hot as Cheney, but when I porked him, he let me cum on his barbed tail. Incendiary!

bitchincamaro August 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Is it just a coincidence that Barry is in Beaver, PA, today? Just askin’.

AngryBlakGuy August 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm

…this is so going to blow up in WALNUTS face. He truly did “Go FULL retard” on this pick.

Noodle Salad August 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Little know fact: McCain Palin can be anagrammed to: “Inca Man Clip” “Panic in calm” and “Mini Clan Cap”

AngryBlakGuy August 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm

[re=75786]SayItWithWookies[/re]: …they live in exotic ice palaces!

AngryBlakGuy August 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm

[re=75798]bitchincamaro[/re]: …does Michelle know?!

shortsshortsshorts August 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin.

whiteasasheet August 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm

[re=75805]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Excellent.

nyhfrog August 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm

I made the comment that she may be a reformer of a very scary conservative sort. But it’s not like she’ll have any say in a McCain administration. I said she’s his trophy VP.

My wife responded, “She’s his presidential Cindy.”

Condiments-Only Diet August 29, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Sarah Palin, the Eskimo, has over a hundred words for “snow job.”

HomoPolitico August 29, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin defeated the armies of Mordor and destroyed the one true ring.

bitchincamaro August 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm

Looks like we’ll have to wait for October for the official whitewashed report regarding her attempted assasination of her ex-brother-in-law.

JadedDIssonance August 29, 2008 at 6:26 pm

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can haz cheezburger?

cal August 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm

I can has Veep?

Beef Supreme August 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Obvious Fact That Everyone Knows: Twitter should be nuked from the internet, constantly, forever.

HomoPolitico August 29, 2008 at 6:29 pm

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does not believe in global warming, evolution, or Muslim Shark-God Jesus.

shortsshortsshorts August 29, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Little Known Fact:

Sarah Palin is Dumbledore’s gay lover.

bitchincamaro August 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Highest dollar paid for any vids or pics of Sarah and Ted Stevens trysting, or better yet, holding secret contractor meetings in the local Home Depot parking lot in Anchorage.

Gopherit v2.0 August 29, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=75791]Mahousu[/re]: How do you think Crist feels? He almst married a woman, A WOMAN, for McCain.

Voyou Charmant August 29, 2008 at 6:42 pm

Little known fact: Joe Lieberman did not have sex with Sarah Palin.

shortsshortsshorts August 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Little Known Fact:

Sarah Palin goes on a Walmart rotation to fuck the variety of old men greeting her at the door.

Little Known Fact:

John McCain was is of these greeters.

Crow T. Robot August 29, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Sarah Palin: I Can Haz VPOTUS Nowz?

Crow T. Robot August 29, 2008 at 7:10 pm

[re=75822]cal[/re]:

You sunk my goddamned battleship.

The Lucky Republican August 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm

I was sooo mad at WALNUTS!!! for not picking “Mittens” Willard Romney. But this might work out after all.

damwright7 August 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm

You are all bunch of idiots that have no life. You can dream of looking like her or being with her

Gopherit v2.0 August 29, 2008 at 7:17 pm

[re=75900]damwright7[/re]: Wow, you are so right.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Already Vice President “Michael” Palin has alienaated the PUMAs by spitting on the gave of the late Hillabeth Clinton (D, NY)

but now comes word up of her flip flops, paid for by the Juan McSame Shoes 527 fund….lookit the New York Times front page where she waves an obvious left-handed Jihadist flat palm signal for Barak Omar al-Queda to attack the Chicago commodities exchange: http://www.nytimes.com/

And then, moments later, Vice President “Michael” flips right with a backhanded bitch slap to Ms “Pat” Buchannan for her drooling, slobbery kiss-up to the husband of Michelle Obama
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/08/29/world/29cnd_palin_span2.html

Which way is it, Palin? Right or Left? Neocon or crazyass hippie nihilist?
This is Merika, you can’t have it both ways!

SayItWithWookies August 29, 2008 at 7:52 pm

[re=75900]damwright7[/re]: Yeah, thanks. Do you mind if I just write vile, repugnant trash about her naughty bits instead?

Tybalt August 29, 2008 at 8:39 pm

[re=75805]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: FULL WIN.

Tybalt August 29, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Little Known Fact : Sarah Palin’s great-grandfather once was a cabin boy on WALNUTS’s first Navy posting.

Wee Mousie August 29, 2008 at 8:46 pm

My guess is that McCain just shone his spotlight on another Republicans hot potatoe head.

Quarterback August 29, 2008 at 8:48 pm

I know that Sarah Palin is from ALASKA, but does she HAVE TO name her kids like Santa names his reindeer..”On Bristol! On Piper! Track, On Willow and Trig!”

Voyou Charmant August 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm

[re=75900]damwright7[/re]:

;)

Done and done. No seriously I was, only briefly, fapping to a VP pick. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Someone needs to provide some photoshopped boobage ASAP.

rocktonsammy August 29, 2008 at 9:16 pm

I’m thinking her vetting process was just like Sharon Stone in Basic Instink.

DangerousLiberal August 29, 2008 at 10:15 pm

[re=75786]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Which is why McNutter should have picked the governor of Myrtle Beach.

Oh, shut up, Cokie.

DangerousLiberal August 29, 2008 at 10:17 pm

[re=75900]damwright7[/re]: Christ, that’s a big bug up your ass today.

Kate August 30, 2008 at 12:27 am

What a bunch of out-of-touch, vile, psychos posting at this site.
What are you, a bunch of junior high kids high from sniffing hair spray?!
Registered just so you might just read this, and see yourself for how you’re revealing your bias/hatred on this blog.
Registering out, won’t waste my time at this blog again.
Oh–to the Hillary poster–yeah, you bet, “Sarah is no Hillary.”–thank God for that!!
Sarah is a principled, fine lady.

d4g33z August 30, 2008 at 12:35 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: Little known fact: Yes!

Gopherit v2.0 August 30, 2008 at 12:35 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: C-ya.Good luck getting Raptured!

llyn August 30, 2008 at 1:10 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: Excellent news that you won’t be back.

dilhavarti August 30, 2008 at 1:15 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: Hey, I want to sniff some hairspray. How do you do it? Will it grow back my hair?

dilhavarti August 30, 2008 at 1:25 am

[re=75900]damwright7[/re]: But I have a Snickers(tm) bar.. plus a Kit Kat(tm), and a box of Milk Duds(tm). No life, you say??? HA!

Inadequate Blackmail August 30, 2008 at 2:05 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: I dub thee, Won-Kate. Sorry, you’re one of us now. Get to snarking.

Borat August 30, 2008 at 2:27 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]: WELKOM KATE. I LUV AND RESPKETS YOU. HOW TO YOU TYPES SO GOOD? MY KEYS ONLY TYPES IN BIG-LIKE LETTERS LIKE DIS. WE JOIN ALLIANCE AND BEAT THSE WONKETTES AND THEN THEY WILL KNOW HILLERY IS THE ONLY ONE BEST TO BE PREZIDENT.

rathoth August 30, 2008 at 7:11 am

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s kegel muscles are the basis for John McCain’s energy independence plan.

njdon August 30, 2008 at 7:28 am

i always catch her tv show, 30 rock.

njdon August 30, 2008 at 7:34 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]:
dear kate,
i wish i were a junior high kid.
love, njdon.

ps: you sound like my wife.

VeganGoddess August 30, 2008 at 7:40 am

I love how Bill Maher called them “the Maverick and the MiLF”
I guess it’s a modern day version of the Ghost and Mrs. Muir (or those old enuf to remember)

bitchincamaro August 30, 2008 at 7:53 am

[re=76195]Kate[/re]:
I’ll light a fart in your memory, tonight.

yelac August 30, 2008 at 8:51 am

little known fact: Sarah Palin is a series of tubes

DrewDrago August 30, 2008 at 11:10 am

Sarah Palin is Tina Fey’s mom.

DrewDrago August 30, 2008 at 11:11 am

Sarah Palin wanted to leave a comment but there isn’t a place to put one in.

jerryw August 30, 2008 at 11:34 am

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can suck start a dog sled’s team of Huskies.
She had to demonstrate this to McFossil to get the appointment, and the net
result: We now know the origin of the phrase “Lucky Dog”.
Sadly for John, we now also know why they say “You can’t teach an old dog
new tricks”. And there isn’t an older dog on the planet. Just sayin……….

Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

StarOfJuno August 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Little Known Fact: The Wonkette logo is sooo Sarah Palin.

KTHXBAI August 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm

I’m so sad it wasn’t Mittens. It would have been awesome watching the South try to figure out if they hate blacks or Mormons more.

Miller August 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm

Little known fact: the Palin meme isn’t as good as the Chuck Norris meme that transfixed a nation and bewildered Mike Huckabee to devoting an entire plank of his platform to it. LOLPalin will take off like gangbusters. I CAN HAZ FOREIGN PAWLCY EXPRIENCE?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

WIDTAP August 31, 2008 at 12:10 am

So 5 bucks says the hilight reel from the VP debate has Biden saying to Palin:

“I work with Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine.
And you Mam are no Hillary Clinton.”

Wee Mousie August 31, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Sarah Palin supports shooting wolves from helicopters. No. REALLY!
This isn’t a MEME, it’s a warning to possible supporters in the construction business.

Strappo September 1, 2008 at 10:13 pm

I have finally found Wonkette. I love you all. Except Kate, the ignorant slut.

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