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John McCain made a vice presidential choice, but no one knows her? Time to establish a complete waste-of-time TWITTER MEME in which one may use other INTERNET MEME JOKES to describe her. This is the most important Internet development since TUMBLR. Oh who are we kidding. We’re still getting over the lack of Mittens on this ticket, and it’ll take some time. [Twitter]

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  1. I heard she was a muzzie and grew up in the tall-e-ban and then moved to alaska cause she likes the smell of oil. Then she gave birth to a fake daughter baby cause she’s an Obama baby mama

  2. I made the comment that she may be a reformer of a very scary conservative sort. But it’s not like she’ll have any say in a McCain administration. I said she’s his trophy VP.

    My wife responded, “She’s his presidential Cindy.”

  3. Looks like we’ll have to wait for October for the official whitewashed report regarding her attempted assasination of her ex-brother-in-law.

  4. Highest dollar paid for any vids or pics of Sarah and Ted Stevens trysting, or better yet, holding secret contractor meetings in the local Home Depot parking lot in Anchorage.

  5. Little Known Fact:

    Sarah Palin goes on a Walmart rotation to fuck the variety of old men greeting her at the door.

    Little Known Fact:

    John McCain was is of these greeters.

  6. Already Vice President “Michael” Palin has alienaated the PUMAs by spitting on the gave of the late Hillabeth Clinton (D, NY)

    but now comes word up of her flip flops, paid for by the Juan McSame Shoes 527 fund….lookit the New York Times front page where she waves an obvious left-handed Jihadist flat palm signal for Barak Omar al-Queda to attack the Chicago commodities exchange: http://www.nytimes.com/

    And then, moments later, Vice President “Michael” flips right with a backhanded bitch slap to Ms “Pat” Buchannan for her drooling, slobbery kiss-up to the husband of Michelle Obama
    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/08/29/world/29cnd_palin_span2.html

    Which way is it, Palin? Right or Left? Neocon or crazyass hippie nihilist?
    This is Merika, you can’t have it both ways!

  7. I know that Sarah Palin is from ALASKA, but does she HAVE TO name her kids like Santa names his reindeer..”On Bristol! On Piper! Track, On Willow and Trig!”

  8. [re=75900]damwright7[/re]:

    ;)

    Done and done. No seriously I was, only briefly, fapping to a VP pick. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Someone needs to provide some photoshopped boobage ASAP.

  9. What a bunch of out-of-touch, vile, psychos posting at this site.
    What are you, a bunch of junior high kids high from sniffing hair spray?!
    Registered just so you might just read this, and see yourself for how you’re revealing your bias/hatred on this blog.
    Registering out, won’t waste my time at this blog again.
    Oh–to the Hillary poster–yeah, you bet, “Sarah is no Hillary.”–thank God for that!!
    Sarah is a principled, fine lady.

  10. [re=76195]Kate[/re]: WELKOM KATE. I LUV AND RESPKETS YOU. HOW TO YOU TYPES SO GOOD? MY KEYS ONLY TYPES IN BIG-LIKE LETTERS LIKE DIS. WE JOIN ALLIANCE AND BEAT THSE WONKETTES AND THEN THEY WILL KNOW HILLERY IS THE ONLY ONE BEST TO BE PREZIDENT.

  11. I love how Bill Maher called them “the Maverick and the MiLF”
    I guess it’s a modern day version of the Ghost and Mrs. Muir (or those old enuf to remember)

  12. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can suck start a dog sled’s team of Huskies.
    She had to demonstrate this to McFossil to get the appointment, and the net
    result: We now know the origin of the phrase “Lucky Dog”.
    Sadly for John, we now also know why they say “You can’t teach an old dog
    new tricks”. And there isn’t an older dog on the planet. Just sayin……….

    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  13. So 5 bucks says the hilight reel from the VP debate has Biden saying to Palin:

    “I work with Hillary Clinton.
    Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine.
    And you Mam are no Hillary Clinton.”

  14. Sarah Palin supports shooting wolves from helicopters. No. REALLY!
    This isn’t a MEME, it’s a warning to possible supporters in the construction business.

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