A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette Posts About Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

Historians will always remember the day when the esteemed objective reporting bastion called Wonkette assured the nation that there was no fucking way Sarah Palin would ever be John McCain's pick for vice president. Let's look back at all the other times we wrote completely accurate and truthful things about Sarah Palin.

• She is a hot Lego. 

  • She is a snow dwarf.

  • "We just made up the part about getting to join the Mile High Clubwith the former naked beauty queen."She engaged in "hot bear-on-GILF action." 

  • We have always been a big fan of the Alaska Governor. She is a former beauty queen with five million kids and the survivor of a mysterious "rear-ending" accident. Also there is some talk about her being under investigation for firing some state trooper 'cause he was (allegedly) beatin' on his wife, her sister. Although maybe that was an aide, or a moose?

    The point is, Sarah Palin will be president in six months when John McCain expires quietly in his sleep.