It comes in peace, maybeLast night observers watched the sky in horror as an alien spacecraft infiltrated the Obama Hope Arena’s 17 security layers and bobbed menacingly over the crowd. What was this awful thing, and what did it want to do to Our Barry? One word: probes. Creepy world exclusive footage after the jump.

What the fuck?

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  1. Uh, you guys have never watched football on TV (or as the foreigns call it, American football)? It’s a camera.

    Also, nothing on Palin as the McCain Veep choice? I am disappointed in my Wonkette.

  2. You don’t watch sports enough. That’s the Brett Favre ‘ass cam’ that gives us a HD view of whoever is bending over, from right behind.

  3. [re=74850]Formerly Preferred[/re]: one news source says she is in Alaska still and going to the State Fair to unveil Alaska’s quarter. Another says a “source” says she is the VP pick. So not certain yet, I guess.

  4. I had a chance to make the first comment here, but totally choked trying to come up with a funny/witty comment. Is this an aftereffect of all the Hopium, the destruction of humor?

    Palin will be intolerable, except when Biden rips her to shreds in the veep debate. Plus everybody’s going to think I’ll vote Republican now because she’s a chick with glasses.

  5. …they are invaders from the planet Uniconia!

    …ok, ok, ok in all seriousness, that’s actually a camera on a wire. They use them during NFL games.

  6. This just goes to show the kind of effect Barry “Sexual Chocolate” Obama has on people. Sara sees a perfectly normal SkyCam, an expected sight given the NFL stadium setting, and her mind immediately leaps to DEEP. HARD. PROBING.

    Ahh, Hopey. You’ll make trollops of us all!

  7. I read somewhere today that independant women voters are the key swing voters this year, so Palin would make a semi logical choice. However, picking a 44 year old, igloo dwelling bombshell kinda takes the wind out the whole ‘inexperienced’ meme the Retardicans have been pushing.

  8. Vger must complete it’s mission.

    Or it’s the “CNN SkyCam” which everyone who’s ever watched football knows is just ‘that camera over the field thing-y”.

    But I think it’s Vger.

  9. Yeah, it’s a ‘hopecam’. Also, it could be turned on the crowds as a further securtity measure. And armed with Hellfire missiles for a rapid response. Nothing to worry about.

  10. In addition to e-mail and phone numbers, the Obama campaign used that machine to collect retinal scans and DNA information. Microtargeting. They want to know how they perform with adults aged 40-45 with abnormalities in their FABP2 gene and have a slight ocular flaw in the color of their eye.

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