As you listen to this HORRIFYING thriller soundtrack playing in Invesco Field while Obama walks off, here’s something cool that happened before the Secret Service apprehended us: a proposal, immediately in front. As soon as the would-be groom got on his knee, Al Gore walked on stage, and it almost seemed like the crowd’s eruption was responding to this Hope Couple. Maybe it was. She said yes, and we obnoxiously took a photo.

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  1. Terrific comment from someone at Political Punch:

    The good thing about the stage – I think those columns will look nice on the front of the Obama household in Chicago. Maybe turn part of the stage into a porch for that extension of his yard. Have the Rezkos over for a barbeque.


  2. Clearly an Obamatard, as you can tell by the way he proposed. A McCain supporter would have just called her a cunt and smacked her upside her makeup-caked face

  3. [re=74529]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Considering his facial hair, I think he realized he needed all the help he could get.

    I think it’s sweet! And Newell, it wasn’t obnoxious to take a picture of this special and intimate moment. It of course is obnoxious to post it here. It’s also of course, why we love you!

  4. And in case the couple sees this picture, what scott_dog means is that Cindy wears a lot of makeup, not this particular young lady.

    [re=74540]Political Addict[/re]: Run along now. You bore me to tears.

  5. [re=74558]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yes. In case they see this post, I hope they understand that snark is not to be taken personally. The facial hair totally works dude, congratulations on your engagement.

  6. Yeah, well, they still won’t be having the same kind of epic fucking the Obamas and Bidens (all ninety-three of them) are going to have tonight, to consummate the nomination.

  7. [re=74540]Political Addict[/re]: That joke was more leaden than President Garfield. Here’s a clue… the brochure lies, if you get 1,000,000 McCain Points you don’t actually get a handjob from Barbara Bush.

  8. I hope this means you’re getting laid tonight, Jim. Hell, there’s gonna be a lot of mile-high lovin’ tonight. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel!

  9. His wandering eyes are already lusting after the Unisex Pinpoint Oxford
    Button-Up Shirt Girl, with the Brooke Shields beetle brows.

    Gentlemen prefer heart-broken PUMAs…

  10. [re=74512]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: The engagement was consummated in the bathroom during the speech, and Jim bravely stayed and covered the speech for us.

  11. I stayed up til 5 am in the land of the frog-munchers to watch this thing, and I have to ask: Did I miss the shots of them, or did Bill and Hillary blow it off?

    Cuz if so, wow. Wow, wow, wow.

  12. [re=74595]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Well, can’t afford to have his bag confiscated again.

    Hey, JimSaraKen, have you guys been witnessing any Daily Show shenanigans?

  13. he must be some kind of hero to kneel during the torrential rainstorm that was prayed for & delivered upon the heathen horde, as the rain proves that God is on the side of the conservatives….hey, wait, where’s the rain?

  14. Meanwhile the rain prayers are working, sort of. The republicans are afraid of the hurricanes and water of any kind and are thinking of putting off the convention. Or they are afraid to follow that act because Hopey was goodverygood.Since the whole point of the neo con party is fear based I would say they are chicken shit to follow that act or get rained on or give the nomination to a man unfit to be president. America hates them and Gustav hates them too.
    Don’t worry there will be room for the internetz bloggers at the republican convention just book open tickets.

  15. [re=74605]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: …the amount of ass that has been flashing across my screen for the past 4 days is ridiculous. If I was there I would be getting girls pregnant left and right!

  16. I’m watching FOX’s coverage on TIVO, and Brit Hume had to cut off Carl Cameron giving the canned McCain response. Perhaps the gods are with the Democrats for once.

    [re=74611]CrunchyKnee[/re]: That is how I usually get laid…, well, have sex.

  17. [re=74558]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yes, of course. No offense was meant to the lovely lady. Sometimes I forget that there are still a few people left in the world wow might take anything I say seriously.

    If you are reading this, congrats to the couple, but I hope you two are finding much better things to do right now than browse the interweb.

  18. [re=74625]scott_dog[/re]: Hey. I’m not just browsing the interweb. I’m also blogging and trying to figure out what porn to masturbate to.

  19. Yay Everything! I’m happy ! *gasp*
    Prolly the booze, but it’s definitely a different happy. Is it the actual ‘happy’ that so many people talk about? I think I feel it!

  20. Dude. The last night of a convention is not like last call at a bar. We all get desperate for that last minute hook up with whoever’s still around. But if you’re lucky, you’re driving home before you sober up and see your date in natural light. Here there ain’t no sneaking out before dawn. When you sober up, you’ll still be engaged. On the up side, you can tell your kids that you proposed in front of 80,000 cheering fans… the down side is that not a single one of them was cheering for you.

  21. [re=74610]102415[/re]: It’d be cool if they had a different biblical plague for each of their big speeches. Locusts would be the appropriate one for Mitts.

  22. ha, this is nothing. there are going to be more happy betrothals at Walnuts’ party in Minnesota than couples at a Moonie mass wedding at MSG.

  23. [re=74555]graceless[/re]: Well this story was just shown on CNN… so I hope she doesn’t have second thoughts now that Barry is gone.

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