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Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]
ORGANS FOR HOPE
This Is A Great Deal!
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3:02 PM
on Thu August 28 2008
By
Jim Newell
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Taking girlfriend to Obama rally is the new sure-fire-get-you-laid-romantic-comedy-hit.
I wouldn’t mind having an adrenal gland just to chew on.
Now that’s one ugly kidney.
I like to stock up on kidneys when they’re on sale and free them until I start peeing blood.
NoWireHangers: free = freeze
Throw in a lobe of your liver and you might get some interest. There’s been a lot of drinking going on.
mmm, kidney pie!
Why has Barry refused to condemn the communist organ trade his campaign has spawned?
Imagine what he’d offer for a face-to-face meeting with Hopey.
Or don’t imagine, actually.
Ok that is just fucked up.
I wonder if I could have it installed and then have three kidneys…
Up the ante by throwing in the girlfriend too, and then maybe we’ll talk.
that “right ureter” looks a bit like that thing hanging out of Barry’s swim trunks in Hawaii a few days ago, only pinker. more than a coincidence?
2 tickets for a kidney? That’s not an exchange we can believe in!
Craig’s List, is there anything you do not offer?
He’s going to wake up in an ice-filled bathtub with abdominal pain & no memory of the speech. Just a “Got Hope” button used in place of stitches. So sad….
…these guy is getting ripped off. In Indonesia you can sell a kidney for upwards of $10,000, where as these tickets cost a $1000 a piece! By the way is anyone interested in making a little money.
…when he is in the presence of Hopey and basks in his celestial glow, he will grow a new kidney! And his penis will increase in both length and girth!
That’s not black market organ selling we can live with.
Is this John Edwards?
I could really use a liver. Not yet. But by the time this election is over, definitely.
Part of a liver would probably be a better offer.
In similar news, one man offered a stool sample for tickets to get into the McCain rally at the Nutter Arena. When told that the tickets were free and that they had plenty to offer, he still insisted that they take the stool sample.
ing: I thought the same thing…I’m wondering where they’d put it…
ing: Then you could drink more!
The saddest part? It’s John Edwards’ kidney.
Well, OK, his wife’s kidney.
are you willing to upgrade from organs to limbs? i could totally use a third arm
Gopherit v2.0: Five and a half kidneys!
I dunno, those Craig’s List kidneys… you never know where they’ve been or how many times they’ve been transplanted.
Dientes: No. It is a truly wonderful little bizarroworld.
freppish: We all know what you want the 3rd arm for… you should be ashamed.
I don’t need your kidney, but if you could please post a picture of your lady-friend, she might have something I could use.
Gopherit v2.0: Cape Clod: bup: Great!
That “kidney” looks like Karl Rove. Don’t let that malevolent fetus anywhere near your lower back, people! Look what happened to the GOP!!
bup: True, he never said it was his kidney, just that he knew where he could get one.
Texan Bulldoggette: Ice Baths are passe. New Hotness: waking up in Ann Coulter’s bed.
grendel: you know you would do it to
JadedDIssonance: There’s not enough bleach in the world to clean yourself after that
freppish: Yeah, how did you think I knew what you wanted it for?
“Give your heart to Obama!”
JadedDIssonance: I’ll stick with the ice bath, it’s warmer.
grendel: And there’s not enough alcohol in the world to make that happen.
I won’t sell a kidney but I have a slightly “stained” orange pantsuit to trade…..
will wait like a kid on christmas eve for the youtube video of the donating… http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-10-v.htm
Know how to cook kidneys?
Fry the piss out of them!
/heard that from a chef at the country club
Am I the only one who wants to pinch Barry’s nips?
Apparently the McCain ad that will air tonight will be congratulatory and nice, not him being a jerk. I will believe it when I see it. I bet McCain will sound like a jerk even when saying congratulations.
Ha, I just made the same trade on Craigslist for a left nut… at least I think that’s what he was offering… I mean he did post a bunch of photos of his his testicles… and I just assumed… oh shit, there’s the doorbell now.