Hell, we already have two, but we’ll take another. There’s a food shortage PEOPLE and kidneys taste gooooood. [Craigslist]

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  1. that “right ureter” looks a bit like that thing hanging out of Barry’s swim trunks in Hawaii a few days ago, only pinker. more than a coincidence?

  2. He’s going to wake up in an ice-filled bathtub with abdominal pain & no memory of the speech. Just a “Got Hope” button used in place of stitches. So sad….

  3. …these guy is getting ripped off. In Indonesia you can sell a kidney for upwards of $10,000, where as these tickets cost a $1000 a piece! By the way is anyone interested in making a little money.

  4. …when he is in the presence of Hopey and basks in his celestial glow, he will grow a new kidney! And his penis will increase in both length and girth!

  5. In similar news, one man offered a stool sample for tickets to get into the McCain rally at the Nutter Arena. When told that the tickets were free and that they had plenty to offer, he still insisted that they take the stool sample.

  6. I don’t need your kidney, but if you could please post a picture of your lady-friend, she might have something I could use.

    [re=73350]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: [re=73362]Cape Clod[/re]: [re=73368]bup[/re]: Great!

  7. That “kidney” looks like Karl Rove. Don’t let that malevolent fetus anywhere near your lower back, people! Look what happened to the GOP!!

  8. Apparently the McCain ad that will air tonight will be congratulatory and nice, not him being a jerk. I will believe it when I see it. I bet McCain will sound like a jerk even when saying congratulations.

  9. Ha, I just made the same trade on Craigslist for a left nut… at least I think that’s what he was offering… I mean he did post a bunch of photos of his his testicles… and I just assumed… oh shit, there’s the doorbell now.

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