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Your editors are ready to kick back with Obama and whatever white family he visits tonight, as we all enjoy Bill Frickin’ Clinton! Liveblogging and live reporting from the Democratic National Convention in beautiful downtown Denver, coming soon! (Thanks to Wonkette Operative Michael Gambale for the screenshot.)

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  • SayItWithWookies

    I can’t believe Jay Rockefeller isn’t a Republican — his oratory is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Oh lordy, it’s over. I was just about to confess to orchestrating 9/11.

  • NoWireHangers

    Yeah, the NYT picked one HELL of a picture to accompany it’s Acclamation/Nomination story…

  • NoWireHangers

    I believe that expression is called “The Spitzer”

  • Destonio
  • chaseychasem

    Bill totally looks like he already misses hitting IKEA with Hillz in January.

  • SayItWithWookies

    And the award for most hackneyed medley goes to…

  • WhatTheHeck

    I’m still at work. Whaa just happened?
    Did Barry just get voted off the island?
    Oh, I can hardly wait for Bill’s acceptance speech.

  • obfuscator

    I bet Barry gets bored and asks if anyone wants to watch ESPN or Iron Chef.*

    *secret ingredient: ARUGULA

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    I’ve actually been looking forward to the day that Bill’s rage would cause him to eat his own face. Took longer than I thought.

  • itgetter

    This post only makes me wish Hopey would visit my white family. We have a flat screen too Barry! Share the love!

  • chaseychasem

    jesus, has EVERYBODY in America gained weight?

  • itgetter

    There is so much win among these comments. I cannot choose which one to quote.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=72198]chaseychasem[/re]: No, it’s actually just your retinas that got fat. We’re all as svelte as ever.

  • masterdebater

    ” as we all enjoy Bill Frickin’ Clinton!”
    Bubba eruption?

  • Sharif DelMonte

    Senator Knuckles is praising Jimmy Carter and bashing Bush! Awesome!

  • hrhkingfriday

    diggtards, noooooooooo!

  • chaseychasem

    “Even if we manage to ween ourselves off of furrin oil, we must find other excuses to continue as an interventionist, nineteenth-century imperialist power!”

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Hey, since the Wonkette gang is at the arena, any truth to the rumor that Bill is planning to walk out surrounded by bikini clad women, smoking a blunt, while Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” pounds over the sound system?

    [re=72192]WhatTheHeck[/re]: No, Hillary was.

  • chaseychasem

    “wean,” I mean. DAM U REID!

  • smellyal8r

    That’s “Churlish Bill” trying to hide his dismay that he’s not the party’s nominee. I mean her speech was dissected to the granular level all day today (and last night on this very blog). His will be first translated into Greek, then Sanskrit, then Olberman will tell us what he really meant when he used “the” instead of “a”. Wow. Lemme hit the can before all this starts.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Starting a pool on why Fox News (which apparently during the convention has given up all pretension of fair and balanced and is only letting conservatives talk) will say that Bill’s speech is a failure. My money is on Bill not promising that Barack will not cure cancer in his first term. Obviously that would mean that Clinton thinks that Barack must want all Americans to die.

  • smellyal8r

    [re=72206]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: No, that’s the plan for Barry at the Denver Parthenon tomorrow night.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Good lord — on CNN.com, my options are either Harry Reid without audio or Nancy Pelosi in a crowded tent (actually looks like the KOS hut pictured earlier) trying to explain net neutrality. On the bright side, either option is less cringeworthy than Melissa Etheridge’s awful medley.

  • The Incomparable Tiny Valdez

    I’ll be so embarrassed when Barry drops in at my apartment that my TeeVee isn’t that wide and flat and that all my shelves are covered in nicknacks. If he gives me one day’s notice I will max out my Discover card on a big TeeVee. Then I’ll declare bankruptcy.

  • nyhfrog

    that’s Bill “Slick Willie” “Frickin'” Clinton…if you don’t mind.

  • Delicious

    Is it true that McCain will introduce Romney as his running mate on an oil platform in the gulf, and then leave him there?

  • wallythepug

    Pretty damn funny that anyone thinks Bill can hold his speech to 10 minutes…Poor Joe Biden won’t get to talk until after midnight EST. We need a drinking game…what will be the magic word? “I”, “Me”, “My” or “Hillary?” ‘Cause he’ll prob only mention Obama once or twice.

  • satyricrash

    Holy crap, has Harry Reid been running against a push broom every six years in Nevada?

  • grendel

    Reid is a thrilling speake….. zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • hrhkingfriday

    [re=72214]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, the Pelosi feed is impressively depressing. It could have been so much funnier had they just started reading comments from digg. Altho the questions so far are pretty typical of digg- net neutrality, patriot act, telecom immunity, marijuana

  • S.Luggo

    “Bwaaa. So sad. Somebody massage my man meat, please. Rem’ber that I the country NAFTA.”

  • genericchallenger

    That woman in the photo could be like AMC’s older sister.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=72226]hrhkingfriday[/re]: She got off to a crappy start, but she’s doing better now. So far, this is the wonkiest part of the convention.

  • S.Luggo

    Fuck.
    that I the GAVE country NAFTA.”

  • S.Luggo

    Fuck. Timwa two.
    that I GAVE thw country NAFTA.” And the herpes epidemic.

  • sweetits

    [re=72235]S.Luggo[/re]: is that some new std? i should be checked asap

  • sweetits

    [re=72239]S.Luggo[/re]: damn you beat me to it

  • grendel

    Why do I get the feeling that if we put Madeleine Albright and John McCain in a steel cage that she’d come out holding his skull with the spinal column hanging down…

  • grendel

    Evan Bayh is making me understand why Biden was the only choice

  • Oscar Folsom Cleveland

    Is that the face of the gold standard on the big teevee?
    Why no mouth? Uncharacteristic!

    Hopey has landed in Denver. He’s sitting down for a prayer meal with his would-be assassins tonight.
    They’ll watch Bill talk about, um, stuff from the jail.

    http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/williamjenningsbryancrossofgold.jpg

  • The 3-Legged Man

    One nice thing about Obama is that he’ll resurrect the career of that one black dude from Sat. Night Live…can’t remember his name…vaguely gayish….had no funny “characters” of his own… but Obama has no vocal or physical mannerisms to caricature, so I guess even a white guy could imitate him. Even a testosterone-less man-girl like Dana Carvey or the other blonde hair guy who wasn’t funny….

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