Terry McAuliffe Must Run For Virginia Governor In '09, To Save Comedy

Oh huzzah! Even if Comedy-Proof Barry Obama makes it into the White House next year, there will still be plenty of opportunities for humor ... because Terry McAuliffe might be running for governor of Virginia. How much does Terry McAuliffe know about (and love!!!) Virginia? So much that Tucker Martin, the campaign spokesperson for likely Republican candidate Attorney General Robert F. McDonnell, said, "Terry McAuliffe doesn't know Norton from Norfolk. If he runs, remind me to send him a Virginia state map." Oh har har har you won't be laughing so much next year when Terry McAuliffe shows up on the cable news doing rum body shots off your savagely pummeledass,Tucker Martin! Why is every douchebag Republican hack named Tucker? [ Washington Post ]