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Oh huzzah! Even if Comedy-Proof Barry Obama makes it into the White House next year, there will still be plenty of opportunities for humor … because Terry McAuliffe might be running for governor of Virginia. How much does Terry McAuliffe know about (and love!!!) Virginia? So much that Tucker Martin, the campaign spokesperson for likely Republican candidate Attorney General Robert F. McDonnell, said, “Terry McAuliffe doesn’t know Norton from Norfolk. If he runs, remind me to send him a Virginia state map.” Oh har har har you won’t be laughing so much next year when Terry McAuliffe shows up on the cable news doing rum body shots off your savagely pummeled ass, Tucker Martin! Why is every douchebag Republican hack named Tucker? [Washington Post]
OH GOD YES PLEASE JESUS
Sara, I’m prepared to vote Tucker Bounds the biggest Tucker Douchebag of them all.
I want that to happen so bad.
“Tucker” is the new “Strom.”
Tucker rhymes with nothing that is not a sexual act. Thus very Republican.
Yeah! Terry in the sling at the Eagle in Virginia Beach getting gang banged. Payback is a biotch, girlfriend.
I’m from Virginia. And not NoVA either. Where the hell’s Norton?
Crap. Now I’ve gotta move to DC.
“Several high-level Clinton fund-raisers, including former campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe, plan to leave Denver before Sen. Obama delivers his anticipated acceptance speech …” http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121979449353874679.html?mod=hpp_us_whats_news
Terry is flying back in order to familiarize himself with where the US Attorney’s Office is.
Nobody knows where “Norton” is. It’s in Southern West Virginia/Eastern Kentucky, near Red Onion State Prison or whatever it’s called. Who cares?
So why doesn’t George Allen run again? Doesn’t our stupid term-limit thingy apply just to consecutive terms? Maybe Don Beyer could run again for the 17th time, and give everyone a free Volvo?
I think Terry has the field to himself. Holy crap!
Damn, I did not know that alcoholic gonzo politico “Terry” McAuliffe was Virginia governor; I thought that frog-faced guy from Kaine’s World was the commonwealth’s gov.
Is it too late to dump boring old Joe Biden and bring this exciting new youngster “Terror” McKerfuffle on as party time Veep??!!
I LURV Crazy Terry!! I am going to renounce my Canadian citizenship and come down and work for him if he runs for anything. As an illegal alien to your country, I hope my my gift of duty-free Jamieson’s will be enough to gain gubneratorial clemency for this rash act.
BTW, who is this chick who keeps announcing the speakers??? She makes it sound like a low rent Emmy’s or something…my god, some dude is talking about taking tea with Karzai…haven’t these speeches been vetted??? Goddamn, these guys suck.
Thank god, Elvis has left the building…oh cripes, here come “chain, chain, chain”
Lawd have mercy!!!!
Yesterday MSNBC was interviewing him in the morning. He had really bad laryngitis and the news anchor - some brunette lady - actually said “You almost sound like Andrea Mitchell”
Priceless