Stevie Wonder, Many Lesser Talents To Perform At Obamastock

This is really shaping up as the (only) musical stadium show of the week! Unofficial sources say Stevie "Used To Be So Awesome" Wonder, that annoying Wilheim-Am! and Sheryl Crow will play music at the Invesco High-Times Field at Mile High Stadium tomorrow evening. What a lineup! Also: The previously mentioned Bruce Springsteen and John Francis Bongiovi, Jr., may or may not perform their "New Jersey Trilogy" ballet for the middle aged. There is someone else we've literally never heard of, called "John Legend," who will masturbate with a cactus. [ Denver Post / Politico ]