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Robot Corpse Of Miss USA Located Near Press Elevators

Mail order brideHere’s everything you need to make your very own Miss USA! Some assembly required. Shortly after this photo was snapped, your editor came face to face with Chuck Todd coming off the press elevator. He is magnificent in person.


6:58 PM on Tue August 26 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Texan Bulldoggette says at 7:01 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Whoa…inquiring minds want to know “magnificent”? Does someone have a crush?

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 7:06 pm, August 26th, 2008

    What’s in the box? A Sugar Daddy? Silicone implants? Elocution lessons? Map Reading Skills?

  3. itgetter says at 7:08 pm, August 26th, 2008

    DID YOU TOUCH HIS GOATEE?!

  4. Hardware huh? Nice set of rollers on that babe, looks like she’ll go either way.
    But, is there a softcore software version for us less daring types?
    Just askin……..
    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  5. Texan Bulldoggette says at 7:13 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Oh, did you find the ‘magnificent ape’ Walnuts was referring to?

  6. dave666 says at 7:13 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Forget robot Miss USA, I want to have pinpoint oxford unisex girl’s baby

  7. Not_So_Much says at 7:14 pm, August 26th, 2008

    I like me the Chuck Todd. Nice to listen to smart, young people who make sense and don’t bloviate.

    Kind of the anti-Jonah Goldberg.

  8. wheelie says at 7:15 pm, August 26th, 2008

    “Chuck Todd” is such a bullshit pundit name. It’s like a character from Bob Roberts.

  9. itgetter says at 7:20 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Not_So_Much: So true. He anchored a segment on MSNBC yesterday and it was just so nice to listen to interesting political commentary without getting the overpowering urge to bludgeon anyone to death with my remote. Can they please give him his own show?

  10. smellyal8r says at 7:36 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Was Bill Clinton digging around in that box to build himself a new hot wife?

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 7:48 pm, August 26th, 2008

    …WoW really? What model series of Stepford Wives is Cindy McCain?

  12. Delicious says at 7:59 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Then Sara had hawt butt secks with Chuck, the end.

  13. loudmouthredhead says at 8:00 pm, August 26th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: I never realized they had to return those things after the show’s over.They then just melt back into the general population…with no one the wiser.

  14. It’s all starting to make sense now. I always thought it was probably the same one every year with perhaps a new paint job.

  15. I’ve never really been into the Miss USA types, but I’d really like to get my hands on that hardware and see how its used

  16. Hur, hur, hur, ‘hard’.

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